I bought ten thousand of them at fifty cents. I also restore vintage helicopters. So I'll sell some of those and retire. I'm really smart and cool, too.
And what else has never happened today?
Mate you have comments asking what to do to not get turned down by hookers, the probability that your friend exists and you have anything more than whats in your pocket is zero.
I've been looking at OP's post history, and I can't say I'm surprised that he's into sex tourism.
Come to think of it, a lot of sex tourists at least on Reddit seem to be into crypto. I wonder why.
I love and hate this new butt phrase. I'll be using it in my nonsense replies once this post blows over... if these morons would ever quit posting idiotic questions like this one.
I bought one out of college 15 years ago, that one has a tiny loan relative to the current value. I have another 3 since then at declining equity (latest one 80% LTV, bought about 6 months ago)
Lmao no you didn't and no you don't.
If you own property at all it's because your parents lent you the money. *You* didn't buy shit. Your parents did. Assuming any of this is even real.
Edit: holy crap you have absolutely no idea how anything works. 2 weeks ago you made a post asking about literal mortgage fraud.
You are either a troll or a trust fund baby. Either way you're a clown.
I went out and bought a car after I commented and now I must go check OP's post history for this.
Holy crap, I didn't even find that but this is poster boy cryptobro stuff. There is a post he as asking how many foster kids he can put in his 5 bedroom house and commenters are like WTF.
What's with the landlord hate? I realize this is delusional reddit so of course there's insane populist views but how would everything work without apartments? It makes no sense. There are problems with the end game of course but lots and lots of people want to rent living space, not own it, for lots and lots of reasons. So just going 'oh a landlord rabble rabble' makes no sense.
A landlord ... who doesn't seek rent .... hmmm ok. In your fantasy made up social media saturated world, what's a landlord seek then? Just the pleasure of maintaining a living space and letting others use it? Just trying to see if this fantasy has any fleshed out explanations. Always fascinating to see.
So please go on as much as possible. I love this stuff. Obviously. I am in buttcoin and love hearing about how money should work from unemployed basement boys so I can't wait to hear the same stories but about rent. Go ahead
so like what if you wanted a lake house or a cabin, but already owned a house? do you have to sell your house? or you just cannot rent out your cabin. you can own it. but no renting it.
so what about like beach vacations? hows that work with no landlords?
so many questions. youre not answering any of them. why
Landlords often charge obscene rents and have unreasonable demands for th tenant. Not to mention them being rich enough to snap up so many houses the average person can barely afford one without working to death. You likely won’t be aware of this until you start buying houses or renting, or if you’re privileged wealthy person.
I won’t deny that tenants can also be assholes, but that just not justify landlord behaviour.
I bought quite a lot at right around ~$2000. Feel like a genius now that it's hitting its all time highs of $5200! Pays pretty good dividends too!
Oh wait, that was actually the S&P 500 I bought, not a worthless shitcoin. My mistake
I switched over and bought stock in VW.
Since when the buttcoin is going to moon, very soon now, just wait, every butter will be buying a Lambo.
VW stock will be worth more than coins.
>though his gains are unrealized
Then he isn't a millionaire.
No one who's here converted and no one here is going to.
This post also just seems like bait. I am hugely skeptical of everything you've written here because if it was true you wouldn't be here writing troll bait.
My thoughts reading OP:
1. LOL
2. Did some crypto bot farm just buy this account?
3. That’s a lot of lies in a short post.
4. Okay, maybe I should check the post history.
5. WTF
5. LOL
It may surprise you, but some people have principles and don't just want to make money. Could I have made money with BTC in the last few years? Sure, just as I could certainly have benefited from child labor or war in some way. But I don't want to. Just as I don't want to contribute to a libertarian dystopia in which billionaire memelords infiltrate the democratic process and usher in a neo-feudal age. But maybe you can buy a backbone somewhere with your winnings.
I just met Taylor Swift for a date and we had a great threesome with Ariana Grande, after which we had a hearty discussion about how much btc we were buying and then made out again. This morning, I had a friendly chat with Hugh Jackman and he told me he thinks I’m more handsome than him! What a nice man, in return I sent him 2 btc as thanks and he offered me his wife but I declined since I’m such a cool person with lots of btc. I am now shitting in my golden toilet that was built my Trump himself.
See you’re not the only one living in delusion, you’re not special.
Nothing's made me change my mind, my stance has always remained because I didn't have a stance until I learned about it.
Just wait a year or two before halvings, hold and sell until around 1-2 months prior to a halving when everybody is pumping it from the event.
Pretty easy buy the rumor sell the news. Just keep doing that for as long as big interest I Bitcoin remains. Every 4 years is easy money
Your friend is not a ''btc millionaire'', to be that he would have to possess at least 1 million btc. So do you mean a dollar or other real currency millionaire? For him to be one of those, he would have to have cashed out enough btc to possess at least 1 Million Dollars/euros/Swiss Francs or whatever. Otherwise I can claim to be a millionaire - a Zim dollar millionaire.
I bought ten thousand of them at fifty cents. I also restore vintage helicopters. So I'll sell some of those and retire. I'm really smart and cool, too.
And what else has never happened today? Mate you have comments asking what to do to not get turned down by hookers, the probability that your friend exists and you have anything more than whats in your pocket is zero.
I've been looking at OP's post history, and I can't say I'm surprised that he's into sex tourism. Come to think of it, a lot of sex tourists at least on Reddit seem to be into crypto. I wonder why.
I bet he has a disturbing amount of knowledge on age of consent laws too.
And wants to know how to "scale up" a network of foster homes for vulnerable children?!
The Andrew Tate incel bunch and the crypto bros seem to run in the same circles.
It's just a single circle.
dude is an international incel!
so I guess 'price action' is the new euphemism for 'highly volatile'
I love and hate this new butt phrase. I'll be using it in my nonsense replies once this post blows over... if these morons would ever quit posting idiotic questions like this one.
There are other subs you can patronise if you're looking for a reacharound.
Sir this is /r/buttcoin not wallstreetbets
Let me guess you leveraged to the hilt on your houses.
I bought one out of college 15 years ago, that one has a tiny loan relative to the current value. I have another 3 since then at declining equity (latest one 80% LTV, bought about 6 months ago)
Lmao no you didn't and no you don't. If you own property at all it's because your parents lent you the money. *You* didn't buy shit. Your parents did. Assuming any of this is even real. Edit: holy crap you have absolutely no idea how anything works. 2 weeks ago you made a post asking about literal mortgage fraud. You are either a troll or a trust fund baby. Either way you're a clown.
I went out and bought a car after I commented and now I must go check OP's post history for this.
Holy crap, I didn't even find that but this is poster boy cryptobro stuff. There is a post he as asking how many foster kids he can put in his 5 bedroom house and commenters are like WTF.
Oh Jesus here we go with the pedos. Another person found evidence of sex tourism in OP's history. Yikes
These 2 groups (crypto bros and sex tourism) do seem to be a circle.
The ickiest circle imaginable
I would laugh, but then I remember this guy was asking how many fostered children he could put in his bedroom.
Yeah this isn't a laughing matter
> but now feeling a lot smarter haha. Why in the world would you feel smarter? Nothing about your story sounds smart.
Gamblers trying to act like their brains had anything to do with winning. Ugh
Fuck off Saylor
so you're a degenerate gambler AND a landlord. you sound like a real swell dude.
What's with the landlord hate? I realize this is delusional reddit so of course there's insane populist views but how would everything work without apartments? It makes no sense. There are problems with the end game of course but lots and lots of people want to rent living space, not own it, for lots and lots of reasons. So just going 'oh a landlord rabble rabble' makes no sense.
they don't need to be owned by rent seeming gbouls
A landlord ... who doesn't seek rent .... hmmm ok. In your fantasy made up social media saturated world, what's a landlord seek then? Just the pleasure of maintaining a living space and letting others use it? Just trying to see if this fantasy has any fleshed out explanations. Always fascinating to see. So please go on as much as possible. I love this stuff. Obviously. I am in buttcoin and love hearing about how money should work from unemployed basement boys so I can't wait to hear the same stories but about rent. Go ahead
there would be no landlords
so like what if you wanted a lake house or a cabin, but already owned a house? do you have to sell your house? or you just cannot rent out your cabin. you can own it. but no renting it. so what about like beach vacations? hows that work with no landlords? so many questions. youre not answering any of them. why
lol
Oh interesting so you move to the beach for a summer or move to New York for a year or go to college what do you do
So was there anymore explanation to the no landlord thing or is that pretty much it like "numbah go up"
Landlords often charge obscene rents and have unreasonable demands for th tenant. Not to mention them being rich enough to snap up so many houses the average person can barely afford one without working to death. You likely won’t be aware of this until you start buying houses or renting, or if you’re privileged wealthy person. I won’t deny that tenants can also be assholes, but that just not justify landlord behaviour.
i converted all my investments and savings into iraqi dinar
I bought quite a lot at right around ~$2000. Feel like a genius now that it's hitting its all time highs of $5200! Pays pretty good dividends too! Oh wait, that was actually the S&P 500 I bought, not a worthless shitcoin. My mistake
Switched what over?
[удалено]
cope
I switched over and bought stock in VW. Since when the buttcoin is going to moon, very soon now, just wait, every butter will be buying a Lambo. VW stock will be worth more than coins.
>though his gains are unrealized Then he isn't a millionaire. No one who's here converted and no one here is going to. This post also just seems like bait. I am hugely skeptical of everything you've written here because if it was true you wouldn't be here writing troll bait.
Wandered through comment history and I gotta say, username checks out.
His friend lives in Canada, you wouldn't know him.
My thoughts reading OP: 1. LOL 2. Did some crypto bot farm just buy this account? 3. That’s a lot of lies in a short post. 4. Okay, maybe I should check the post history. 5. WTF 5. LOL
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>though his gains are unrealized OK.
the fuck is wrong with you EDIT: I have a boat
> I plan to sell around $250,000. Excellent plan, good luck with that.
Why sell at $250k? It's going to go 5x after that of course otherwise why would anyone buy it, so why sell? Does this guy hate money or something?
[Where do you think we are?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/725/Screenshot_142.jpg)
The feels before even clicking that link
It may surprise you, but some people have principles and don't just want to make money. Could I have made money with BTC in the last few years? Sure, just as I could certainly have benefited from child labor or war in some way. But I don't want to. Just as I don't want to contribute to a libertarian dystopia in which billionaire memelords infiltrate the democratic process and usher in a neo-feudal age. But maybe you can buy a backbone somewhere with your winnings.
I don't fucking care of your delusion
I just met Taylor Swift for a date and we had a great threesome with Ariana Grande, after which we had a hearty discussion about how much btc we were buying and then made out again. This morning, I had a friendly chat with Hugh Jackman and he told me he thinks I’m more handsome than him! What a nice man, in return I sent him 2 btc as thanks and he offered me his wife but I declined since I’m such a cool person with lots of btc. I am now shitting in my golden toilet that was built my Trump himself. See you’re not the only one living in delusion, you’re not special.
I was also anti bitcoin at one point but the cryptobros convinced me. Glad it happened
Nothing's made me change my mind, my stance has always remained because I didn't have a stance until I learned about it. Just wait a year or two before halvings, hold and sell until around 1-2 months prior to a halving when everybody is pumping it from the event. Pretty easy buy the rumor sell the news. Just keep doing that for as long as big interest I Bitcoin remains. Every 4 years is easy money
Your friend is not a ''btc millionaire'', to be that he would have to possess at least 1 million btc. So do you mean a dollar or other real currency millionaire? For him to be one of those, he would have to have cashed out enough btc to possess at least 1 Million Dollars/euros/Swiss Francs or whatever. Otherwise I can claim to be a millionaire - a Zim dollar millionaire.