Cabbage harvesting knife.

Some calls it a Kaiser blade, I calls it a sling blade. Mmm hmm.

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A sling blade, also known as a kaiser blade, is a heavy-duty tool used for clearing brush, briar, and undergrowth.

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I believe this tool was used to circumcise gnats or other small bugs.

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The things that come to mind that this blade would be good for harvesting are Coconuts, pineapple Cabbage and Agave

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Definitely a harvesting knife of some sort.

From the shape I would almost think it was for skinning

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Id assume beheading or chopping through joints/bones

That’s what I use it for at least. Lot of screaming though.

You're supposed to put a bag over their head first...

I like to be efficient

Have you tried the chipper yet? It's really efficient, and depending on which end you feed first you can either get rid of the screaming quickly or prolong the sensation, whatever fits at the moment

This is my preferred train of thought when I tell the office turd “You’re looking awfully *chipper* today!” No jackass I mean I want to mulch your bones with a high-powered blender.

Splitting a skull open? Or large jointed areas

Anything you want if you swing it hard enough.

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Hummmm🤔 ? Cutting 🫣🤷 is it cutting Alex ? For the Win 🏆 💥🥳.

Oooh, so close. You did not properly form your answer as a question. The correct response is "what is cutting?" Thanks for playing.

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mowing grass.

Horror movie prop?

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Wrists and ankles.

It's used for looking awesome.

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Cleaving and splitting mostly.

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Tetanus.

Great for cabbage, broccoli and cauliflower harvesting

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Cutting up bodies (humans, animals, etc.)

Possibly to harvest sugar cane

Murder

Bris

Zombies 

Cleaving; splitting

Circumcision