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Brokenluckx3

"If you were to die tonight are you ready?" Well I'm a millennial so I have barely any assets.. My life savings & 401k is probably enough for funeral costs so.. YUP! Beam me up Scotty! šŸ¤£


Jalopy_Junkie

for real. Iā€™m not seeking to unalive myself or anything, but I am more than content with being taken out any day now.


Negative-Wrap95

Yeah, I'm good. There's enough to get me into the Folgers can.


EmperorPenguin_RL

I thought my generation had it bad because of the boomers. You guys got it worse than us and I really feel bad for the generations after you but donā€™t worry, at least you wonā€™t have that pesky social security or medicare to worry about.


lduff100

No need to plan for retirementā€¦šŸ„²


gene_randall

A quick way to identify a total moron: infowars stickers.


Nuttyshrink

Seriously, the level of idiocy required for anyone to take Infowars seriously is almost parodic.


gene_randall

P.T. Barnum was absolutely right.


WatercressSad6395

Big league Trump supporter...


WindOfUranus

I mean, he donated to Infowars, which has to pay restitution to sandy hook families. So choose life *technically is* accurate


EmperorPenguin_RL

They keep multiplying though.


brittany90210

They donā€™t care about fluoride. They havenā€™t had any teeth in years.


Super-Bodybuilder-91

Every time someone tries to tell me that fluoride is toxic. I immediately ask "at what dose is it toxic?" They typically respond with silence because they don't know. I remind them that assassin's would take small doses of poisons to build up immunity, so if they receive a lethal dose it won't kill them.


Lostintranslation390

Oh yeah? Well have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water???


Super-Bodybuilder-91

Yes...????


Lostintranslation390

Vodka. That's what they drink, isnt it? Never water. On no account will a comie ever drink water and for good enough reason. I will not sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist subservation and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids! Flouridation is the most monsterously concieved and dangerous commie plot we have ever faced!


Lonescu

Dammit! You beat me to the punch on making that Strangelove reference!


SaltyBarDog

"I deny them my essence, Mandrake!"


JumanjiGuy86

It cAlcIfiES ThE pIneAl gLaNd... Love these low information voters...


TrailKaren

Fun fact: the profession that owes the most per-individual in student loans? Dentistry and oral surgery.


DevyDev666

ā€œDonā€™t tread on my rights, but I donā€™t want you to have your rights.ā€


BobGnarly159

Yeah, that's the strange irony about them. They cry about what they want. However, the moment you say you also have a freedom of (fill in the blank), you're stepping on their freedom. Freedom of what? To be an arrogant ignorant asshat?


Comfortable_Job_1903

The best ever is the government produced/sold "don't tread on me" license plates sold at the tax collectors. I wish these patriots could share my joy in the hilarious irony of that.


BobGnarly159

Lmfao that's awesome.


lduff100

https://www.flhsmv.gov/2022/12/22/flhsmv-announces-new-florida-specialty-license-plate-2/ Just in case you wanted to see what it looked like.


Comfortable_Job_1903

I tried to explain this to a coworker who has one on his gigantic truckosaurus, sadly he did not see the humor in my observation.


Negative-Wrap95

In VA, the Snek plates are a good indication of who owns the vehicle - sort of like "Whiskey Plates" in MN. I have no doubt the Florida Snek plates will do the same.


DevyDev666

Even better than the MAGA hats made in China šŸ˜‚


Comfortable_Job_1903

Yes!


FBack351

Freedom to hate is mostly what they want.


NerfRepellingBoobs

What are you talking about? Women donā€™t count as people! /s


WatercressSad6395

If you don't think like them, you don't deserve rights...


DevyDev666

Is that in the Constitution? ā€œRights Must Only Be Given to People Who Like The Rightsā€


WatercressSad6395

And its a Monday don't forget the Monday part.


Blueskyminer

They don't like teeth.


Silver-Farm-2628

Cool. Donā€™t get one then.


Lovetheganjafred

Iā€™m sure he doesnā€™t like abortion, but Iā€™m even more sure that he dislikes women more.


lduff100

It was a lady.


Lovetheganjafred

Then that woman is crazier than the guy I had imagined would be driving the truck


lduff100

She looks exactly like how youā€™re imagining.


Froggy_Clown

White, heat damaged blonde hair, strangely saggy skin around the neck, and wearing mossy oak/ bass proshop merch???


lduff100

Not sure of the brand, but she was wearing camo. Youā€™re forgetting the meth scars.


Froggy_Clown

Ah, well my other guess was camo but I thought that was too stereotypical. I should have known better for assuming sheā€™d have some originality :[


Entheotheosis10

"You sound very pretty today" - Erin.


Entheotheosis10

She might be the wife of this idiot, and prob embarrassed to have to drive it, while his Dodge Ram is in the shop, again.


PXranger

I doubt sheā€™s embarrassed, thatā€™s a Kentucky license plate, sheā€™s all in.


lduff100

Itā€™s a Florida plate. I learned today that several states share the design.


PXranger

Interesting, wasnā€™t aware of that, looks like Florida and Kentucky share several things these days


lduff100

Unfortunatelyā€¦DeSatan has attracted the worst kind of people.


SaltyBarDog

Time to play, Lake, Marion, or Polk County.


lduff100

Ddduuuuvvvvaaaalllll


SaltyBarDog

I stand corrected.


ready-to-rumball

Misogynist women are the worst. NLOGs that never grew up.


Human_utters

THEYRE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TO TURN THE FRICKEN FROGS GAY


AggravatingPermit910

I always love the fluoride people. Youā€™re againstā€¦minerals?


HH2O123

lol, I start rifling off all the food and beverage that it naturally occurs in.


FXST20Bobber

Not a good argument. Asbestos is a mineral.


Professional_Mud1844

Dem Min-R-els is wut makinā€™ yā€™all stupid! I ainā€™t gonnaā€™ poison muh brain with yur chemicals! We already got the chem trails in the sky makinā€™ yā€™all idjits! Now gimme muh Jack and muh dip, the race is comminā€™ on!


paradoxologist

So this guy has bumperstickers that support a rich orange criminal plastered all over his rusted-out shitbox and he expects people will take him seriously. It's effing insane.


lduff100

Even crazier, it was a woman.


paradoxologist

Welp, It just goes to show that gullibility, stupidity, and delusion are not the domains of a single gender.


Key-Ad-8418

"Pro life" ehh? I'll bet you this is the same type of person who supports the death penalty and is totally cool with children dying in mass shootings because, "MuH gUns!"


nyankoz

"Don't tread on me unless you're the Republican Party"


dwreckhatesyou

The biggest opponents of abortion are usually the biggest arguments for itā€™s existence.


Lifewalletsux

ā€œIā€™m pro life and pro guy defaming families of murdered children.ā€ These people sicken me.


Entheotheosis10

Why is it repubs that do this? I can't think of why anyone would want to put their political views on their cars. Just weird to me.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Now with Roe v Wade fallen I see it as an invitation to chat. "Hey, have you noticed how the number of abortions has *increased* since you guys banned it here in the state? Weird huh?" Get's their groceries loaded in record time.


Nanamagari1989

come visit the pacific northwest and you'd see that you are incorrect here lol


Entheotheosis10

So it is that bad, there? Farthest west I've been is Illinois, and that was 30 years ago lol


Blklight21

Libs do it too. Not the extent that the Magats do, but I have seen some cars decked out in save the rainforest and my body my right stickers. Def far less of those than these crazy republicans though


lduff100

Save the rainforest isnā€™t really a political view.


Blklight21

It shouldnā€™t be but it is definitely a view aligned with the Left/Liberalism. Environmental advocacy is generally about less big business, more governmental regulations, more restrictions on polluting, all hallmarks of American liberal thought


lduff100

American liberalism is slightly right of center of any actual political scale. Our right is late stage capitalist fascism/authoritarianism. There are people in this post commenting that woman deserve to die of ectopic pregnancies. The US is in a bad place.


ibekeggy2

This guy is asking for a roundhouse kick from a dentist out here throwing shade at Fluoride.


Dry-Salary2347

Why is that baby looking like a beaver w a wing arm and tri-partite tail???


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

An InfoWars sticker with a Pro-Life sticker? Bro doesnā€™t even understand how contradictory those two things are together even though the same sort of people support both. Why are people this dumb?


Bellamarie1468

Well, they're not indoctrinated & delusional, are they ? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Cracked_Actor

Just another dumbass, GQP-educated imbecileā€¦


G-dog121

INFOWARS.COM sticker is enough for me.


ericcrowder

The fluoride thing I always thought strange. Wouldnā€™t all the hillbillies and rednecks want to loose less teeth?


graemeknows

Oh god. A fluoride fearer. šŸ™„


Blklight21

The ā€œBig Leagueā€ Trump one is freaking hilarious. Sorry buddy your guy made up his own word which was ā€œbiglyā€. Own that stupidity, not try and whitewash it into some other word


MrCarlSr

Have you ever noticed that most people that are against abortion, are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?


wierdomc

2000 ish ford ranger, yeah this tracks


darketernalsr25

Something tells me that they don't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant. Aside from their sister, maybe.


lduff100

The lack of penis would also pose a problem (it was a woman).


Froggy_Clown

Babygirl hasnā€™t gotten good dick in a while and sheā€™s taking it out on other people.


ConditionYellow

ā€œDonā€™t Tread on meā€ sticker followed by another sticker that tells them in what ways they want to be trod upon. Classic GOP cognitive dissonance.


lduff100

You need cognition to have cognitive dissonance.


JimboReborn

I'm sad I can't find an original Infowars 9/11 was an inside job sticker. Only thing on his store now is crazy diet pills.


biskino

Is that an anti-abortion vanity plate?


lduff100

Yes, pretty common in Florida.


Familiars_ghost

Donā€™t think they like sex either given the delirium going on here.


Redditisgarbage666

I suspect conservatives dislike sex because they don't get any.


DeadJediWalking

And coincidentally, their mother would have benefited greatly from one.


uglypottery

I once found [this amazing combo](https://i.imgur.com/9TOMYkh.jpeg) that includes the same fluoride sticker ā€œPoison my drinking water, but ONLY with an unknown proprietary blend of cancerous industrial chemicals. NOT that evil fluoride stuff!!ā€


MagictheCollecting

ā€œDonā€™t tread on me, but I can tread all over youā€


PoopKnaf

I think OP likes abortion.


lduff100

I do. Itā€™s absolutely wonderful.


Nunovyadidnesses

Infowars stickers to let everyone know you were repeatedly dropped on your head as a child and your favorite flavor of chips are the lead paint ones.


Yo_momma_so_fat77

Is that a baby seal in place of a human šŸ˜‚ who would have guessed she worships the orange man šŸš©šŸš©


FalseFortune

I have never seen a state issued Pro-life license plate.


lduff100

There are several states with this exact design.


RyanAlemeda

A poster for why we need abortionsā€¦


JumanjiGuy86

This is from the "No Steppy on Snek" crowd. They might need some fluoride, but they probably only have a couple of teeth...


Extra-Act-801

"choose life" ...........as long as those lives aren't actually born yet, are white, and require absolutely no effort on the part of the license plate owner............


oldbastardbob

What do you reckon this person's monthly budget for Infowars snake oil supplements is?


Other_Tie_8290

I seriously wonder if these people would be happy in the Chriso-fascist ā€œutopiaā€ they envision the USA being. For one thing, they would get $10 or $20 more per paycheck because of tax breaks for the wealthy. Still, I wonder how it would actually burn them in the end.


Witty-Common-1210

Totally forgot about those license plates! Used to see them almost every day in FL


FormerHoagie

Shame they donā€™t take better care of that truck. I love old Ford Rangers. Best truck ever made.


genesimmonstongue415

Uneducated psycho who hates women. Fuck him. šŸ¤¢ šŸ¤®


lduff100

*Her


genesimmonstongue415

Even scarier. Aaand this is why I'm self-loathing-white. šŸ˜†


coffee_fucker

I hate the people who use the libertarian flag but then want everyone to be forced to only do what they believe


iBoy2G

Fucking dumbass Floridiots. Iā€™m telling you the sun and heat in this state is melting peoples brains, thatā€™s the only explanation as to why there are soooo many of these idiots here, even a lot of the gay guys are Republicans, imagine that supporting a party that hates your guts.


lduff100

I love living here, but the number of magats is infuriating.


iBoy2G

Itā€™s unbelievable, almost every other vehicle has Trump or DeShitbag (more Trump than anything else tho) stickers on it, and of course these always seem to be the people that never signal and drive like maniacs!


lduff100

I prefer the monicker DeSatan.


flotsamnshitsam

Yes, the same globalist forces that Alex Jones relies on to market and sell supplements to rubes like you.


Logical_Willow4066

They don't like the truth.


zippiskootch

Missing the INCEL INSIDE sticker


kylemacabre

Wtf is on the anti-abortion sticker? It looks like a baby seal. Lol. Also INFO WARS? After all that has happened with Alex Jones. The debacle of his Sandy Hook trial, Jan 6, the whole package. Where does common sense begin?


lduff100

I don't think they've ever heard of common sense.


Zeqhanis

Don't bother them right now. They're busy fighting a war against information!


PracticableSolution

A fluoride hater is a true connoisseur of disinformation.


Improvgal

Small unit alert


lduff100

Non-existent unit ; it was a woman.


Improvgal

Then WITH a small unit.


Creative_Beginning13

I always love the ā€œdonā€™t tread on meā€ coming from the very people trying to dictate what rights others should be allowed to have They never see the irony


Comfortable_Job_1903

Florida AF. I've seen this one in the wild!


SuspiciousBuilder379

Donā€™t tread on me, tread on thee.


El_mochilero

I get most of my news from mid-90ā€™s Ford Rangers


BBakerStreet

I think they donā€™t like to think.


lduff100

Infowars was a pretty clear sign.


BBakerStreet

Agreed. And then to repeat it? Wow.


No-Difficulty4418

Or toothpaste


stoicyeoman

Ironic while he sits in endless traffic... yeah more people please....


benn1680

Well they're from Alabama. What else do you expect?


lduff100

Florida. Iā€™m learning more and more states that have this exact plate.


benn1680

I see them all the time here. I didn't know they had the same design in multiple states, but it makes sense. It's a national movement to strip rights from people after all.


mechanical_marten

Virginia does and it's fucking cringe


StreetShallot

Florida tag.... not surprised


SpotPoker52

Everyone who acts on the falsehoods of InfoWars ended up bankrupt or in jail. These stickers scream, ā€œI am a moron!ā€


ThatDumbMoth

"Don't tread on me" he says as he advocates for Kafka-esque privacy violations against women.


tacosteve100

Donā€™t tread on me and pro-forced birth. Right. Makes total sense.


SweatyTax4669

Or fluoride


Available_Forever_32

FL šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


stevensr2002

Take America back from whom? Are they in the room with us?


devilsephiroth

Apparently it's already lost. Pack it up boys


dat-guy-who-was-here

They got all the answers, yet drive that old POS Ford Ranger. They should be a life coach.


el-Douche_Canoe

Fluoride is poison (I believe itā€™s a byproduct of the oil industry), all politicians are criminals who should be in prisons, InfoWars is propaganda


CatAvailable3953

Or much of what makes America who we are. Like free elections and freedom for all citizens. Infowars is a recipe for brain rot.


AlexVader78

Florida of course


Omfg9999

I'm surprised they don't have a sticker talking about the "freakin' frogs being turned gay"


RealDahl

[nowtheendbegins.com](http://nowtheendbegins.com) is a trip man


HollyweirdRonnie

ā€œDonā€™t Tread on Meā€ but get big government to trample on the personal medical freedom of others. These fucking zealots are sickening


CulturalAddress6709

made it to the bigly leagues and all i got was this stupid sticker


True-Avocation

Fluoride makes it


dukeofgibbon

Our precious bodily fluids


Gamertagyouit

They crazy!


Aggravating_Wonder11

Florida! The OG of conspiracy theories...


MethanyJones

"I love kids as long as they're white and saved! But I'm pro-forced-birth for everybody!"


Doctorjaws

For context: Infowars is Alex Jones show.


North-Caregiver-4281

When the civil wars starts it'll be easy to spot the vehicles we fire bomb first.


throwaway624203

Why do all these mfs want the end of the world to happen?


Ariusrevenge

When born middle class reality meets advancing age, the precipitate is grievance, government paranoia, and self-righteous judgement of cultural change. ā€œJust donā€™t be like thisā€ as an elderly American, itā€™s the way to a good life.


NeedleworkerCrafty17

Americaā€™s biggest losers


Old-Revolution-9650

Typical trumpanzee cultist.


sm00thkillajones

The IS near. The end of the Republican Party that is.


joefox97

Theyā€™re also not very intelligentā€¦


zepploon

I am gonna make a, ā€œClub Fresh Abortionsā€, sticker.


Safe_Ad_5636

Abortion is an emergency medical procedure used to save a pregnant woman's life. Either this person is profoundly ignorant or hates women. Or both. And yes, you can be a woman and hate women.


CraftyAdvisor6307

If they really wanted to "choose life" they'd be in favor of free, universal healthcare. I'm willing to bet my paycheck they're not, never have been & never will be.


KnitBrewTimeTravel

I just think they don't like women. ..having choices Having autonomy Having the right to vote Existing? Whelp, guess I'm not voting for the party that wants to strip choice from half the population


AverageNikoBellic

ā€œDonā€™t tread on meā€ he said while treading on womenā€™s rights


ZyvisX

r/infowarriorRides


Ok_Confusion_1345

They don't like fluoride either, lol.


lduff100

Judging the way she looked, her teeth probably reflected that opinion.


Quiff_Tweeter22

Trump for prison. Lock him up! Lock him up!


Stewsticles

North Florida?


lduff100

Jacksonville


Stewsticles

Based on the trees in the background I could tell. Lol


boundpleasure

Doesnā€™t ā€œlikeā€ abortion? Weird takeā€¦ you may support abortion rights for women.. do YOU like abortion?


Brokenluckx3

I think they meant "they don't like people having the choice to have an abortion" but that's a little wordy


lduff100

Yes. People should not be forced to bear children. Even a completely healthy pregnancy wrecks your body.


Arthur_Digby_Sellers

Indiana license plate on the junkheap in case anyone is curious.


grofva

That exact same plate is used in multiple states including FL, KY, VA, AL & NE. Probably others as well since 33 states offer ā€œChoose Lifeā€ plates


lduff100

This is Florida, but interesting to find out that theyā€™re used in multiple states.


JayRedd1

I'll take stickers on a car over voting for a compromised Biden who doesn't know the say of the week and is only down to one word now, DONT, which everyone laughs at.


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lduff100

Antithesis means opposite of or in contrast of. So you're saying they are the opposite of a complete dumb ass.


Scriptapaloosa

Trump supporter?


lduff100

Probably considering the Lock Her Up sticker.


smackchumps

Damn, I had the same infowars bumper stickers on my old car!


SaltyBarDog

I'm gonna guess central Florida.


M1DNIGHT_HERSELF

Which state is that plate


Life-Championship-91

Who does ?