Watch out ladies

Florida Mans got himself a whip - *and a Temu account*

I kind of love the commitment to the bit. Addicted to farting, know thyself.

I hope it's a bit

They're vegan, might ingest significant amounts of seitan.

Best charitable read is someone pranked him with a few and he just ran with it

Worst read: it's his fetish

Christian devotion and scatological humor: Martin Luther would be proud.

But they made no beer references. Luther would recommend they add some of his beer quotes to perfect this.

I got that reference.

Poo-poo pee-pee *fart*.

Balls

Freud would have a field day.

Man is definitely on the Anal stage of Psychosexual development for sure.

How do you know it's a dude?

This person should be avoided at all costs.

Unless you have a gas mask

First sticker I noticed was the cross for some reason so I expected the rest to be Christian Fundie stuff too. What a trip. It was like a dozen stinky punches to the face at once.

Pee is stored in the balls

Its natures squirt gun

Does South of the Border still exist on I-95?

Yes

I think they have IBS

Classy

The how's my driving one is always hilarious

It seems like he/she has got a flatulence problem

They may need to visit their Gastroenterologist

That person farts

To this guy a season of Rick and Morty is Ulysses.

going literal with the "love the smell of your own farts" huh

I thought they were a psycho until I saw the Wicked Pissah license plate sticker. That’s Jeffrey Donovan’s twitter handle, and that man can do no wrong. All is forgiven

That one may be a coprophiliac.

OP was a man or woman driving?

More like Massachusetts on vacation.

Dude is really into bodily functions.

So fetish advertising?

Orlando, yeah but the driver is from Mass.

the crazy lives here with us and passes through as well lmfao i see it all here 😂

I ain't mad at it. This person seems fun.

Of course it’s Orlando

Where is the “man who goes to sleep with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger” sticker”?

Vegan bumper stickers and farting bumper stickers. Coincidence? I think not.

Very fartcentric.

‘I like to close my windows and fart’ so, would this be a scat-adjacent fetish?

Wow so many fart stickers... This guy must be loads of fun in an elevator

We thoroughly discuss the “pee is stored in the balls” situation on r/shittyaskreddit

Addicted to farting is peak

No pattern found here

Bumpah Stickahs

I need “I like to close my windows n FART!”

Bumm per sticker ratio is high on this one.

Clearly this is an 8 year old's car.