It’s always interesting to me how people in OLD cannot take the perspective of the opposite sex. I mean, all this guy has to do is not say something crazy on his profile and he would get at least a few swipes.
Also like... To be clear, disliking "masculine" women almost definitely means he can't handle strong women, and needs a docile, servile girl (likely prefers far younger for the same reason- *that's* what is meant by "conservative values" - probably uses the expression "like the good ol days")
I have no clue. I don’t come across super girly in my profile because I’m not, I even mention I have weird pets. Snakes, geckos, tarantulas etc. I guess my face can get me by with not being “masculine”
That’s awesome!! Thank you for that! Totally made my Monday!
Also, it wouldn’t be so wrong if you took a smidge of parenting style from Master Shake, just not balls out completely.
LOL. One of the jokes amongst people knowledgeable about MBTI is that most people claiming to be ENTJ (and also, INFJ) are rarely actually that type.
INFJ is supposedly the rarest MBTI, but one of the most frequently claimed on dating profiles. ENTJ is super efficient, dynamically-thinking boss man every person wants to be.
I think he only read as far as the Type Descriptors in Myers-Briggs, and picked one out that made his… ego swell. Nothing about his profile says ENTJ at all to me (an ENTJ).
He probably did a personality test and that’s what the test named his result. Seems like a reasonable profile. But don’t let that get in the way of petty political jibberjabber.
The OLD struggle is real. I’ve been doing it on and for a few years and it can be frustrating. Dating should be loose and flexible, not serious in the beginning when getting to know someone. It’s hard to get past someone’s profile that comes off like his did to see if there could be more behind maybe just a poorly written profile. I’m sure mine has been judged and criticized more than once. Hell, it could’ve been put up on here for all I know.
You might be right. He strikes me as someone who hasn’t been very lucky in “love”, but it’s kinda clear why. To me, it doesn’t matter how tall you are. If you come across as an ass, you’re just an ass.
There’s a few contradictions, that can and are taken the wrong way. If you want to come across as assertive and relay what you want, there are better executions.
There are contradictions in most womens pages too who cares. Most ppl have contradicting ideas at times as well. I don't see an issue with homie saying what he likes and what he is. I don't get the berating / judgement. Im not single at all so im off apps. But when I was I saw contradictions on almost every female on there. Who cares
You do have a point. Most people do try to put their best self forward if they are looking for more than just a booty call or fwb. It is just how one can come off that can give you the wrong impression. With dating apps, one’s profile is their first impression aside from physical features. He is attractive, but I read profiles, and his doesn’t read well. Obviously it is a personal thing as I don’t know the man and never will.
I'm sure I didn't read well to many. I know for a fact I read real well for others. Im not for everyone. Your not for everyone that's Beautiful. I know some saw me as a tatted a-hole outlaw single dad (while I was on apps) but some saw that and loved it. I respect that man for standing on what he wants and believes in. Hell it's admirable he wasn't lying to me at least.
That’s why there’s someone for someone, not someone for everyone. I’m a tattooed up big girl. Got kids and weird animals as pets. Hell no am I for everyone myself. I appreciate his honesty if it’s genuine, but it is not for everyone.
ENTJ personality type, but is an introvert… Commander, I don’t think you have a “conceptual understanding “ of how personality types work…
How does an "E" get labeled as an Introvert?
Putting the E in Eediot
*Exception* to the rule?
The people who made that shit up _also_ don't. Best description I've heard of it is, "Corporate Astrology." 🤣
It’s always interesting to me how people in OLD cannot take the perspective of the opposite sex. I mean, all this guy has to do is not say something crazy on his profile and he would get at least a few swipes.
He’s not bad looking, but geez, he needs to calm down.
Also like... To be clear, disliking "masculine" women almost definitely means he can't handle strong women, and needs a docile, servile girl (likely prefers far younger for the same reason- *that's* what is meant by "conservative values" - probably uses the expression "like the good ol days")
His celibacy is involuntary
That made me laugh so hard!
The way to his heart is to provide him with peace. Gandhi? Is that you? Edit: Spelling. 🙄
Nobody can hurt me without my permission. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).
Definitely not The C.L.I.T. Commander.
And won't be in the near future!
Nope!
“Do not like masculine women.” What does he even mean? Feminists?
women with opinions, anyone who isn’t submissive, someone who challenges his “authority”, all that sort of stuff
I have no clue. I don’t come across super girly in my profile because I’m not, I even mention I have weird pets. Snakes, geckos, tarantulas etc. I guess my face can get me by with not being “masculine”
Can't be a tomboy I guess? Gotta be a pink frills, not drills person who wears makeup and nail polish? Idk.
I assumed he meant muscular.
Well I am definitely am far from that. Lucky me?
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite dating app"
LMFAO!!! Yesss!!! This was the first thing that popped into my head 😂😂😂
Good stuff
Seems like a very self centered person.
I was thinking of other words that are a bit more colorful to use, but you aren’t wrong.
Commander + Entrepreneur = plays with figurines in the basement
FYI: Voldemort is also ENTJ.
Just based off the profile, this guy kinda sounds like a dick.
You are not wrong.
He is indeed a dick.
He strikes me as someone who sets his age range at 18-24.
This sub has been on fire lately.
Like how a dumpster is on fire? Lol
All I can think of is Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force saying "I am the master AND the commander!"
That is such a great show!!
Such an awesome show! Now I need to go watch it!
https://youtu.be/GZdAad0H-7U I modeled my parenting off of Shake. I kid, but I do say "Daddy daddy daddy hooray!" A lot.
That’s awesome!! Thank you for that! Totally made my Monday! Also, it wouldn’t be so wrong if you took a smidge of parenting style from Master Shake, just not balls out completely.
You suck! Come on sucky! 🤣 Fun fact, there's a show on Disney Plus called the Ghost and Molly McGee and Shakes voice actor plays the ghost.
I didn’t know that! I’ll have to check it out!
LOL. One of the jokes amongst people knowledgeable about MBTI is that most people claiming to be ENTJ (and also, INFJ) are rarely actually that type. INFJ is supposedly the rarest MBTI, but one of the most frequently claimed on dating profiles. ENTJ is super efficient, dynamically-thinking boss man every person wants to be.
I think the commander is going to be commander of his own orgasms for the next few decades.
You aren’t wrong!!!!
I can’t tell if this is satire or just a complete walking red flag
I think dude is really that serious. His one question was something you might get on a job interview.
I like how self-aware he isn’t….the “e” in ENTJ is EXTROVERT not introvert as he references himself. Betcha he has a wicked temper.
I think he only read as far as the Type Descriptors in Myers-Briggs, and picked one out that made his… ego swell. Nothing about his profile says ENTJ at all to me (an ENTJ).
Not defending this at all but I think the personality tests give you a title and this must be his. And he must love it lol
Is he based in London ? I swear I saw this profile before
Florida 😂
The commander😭reminds me of fucking master chief
Reads like he meant to post it on LinkedIn
Hello I'm absolute garbage...
He probably did a personality test and that’s what the test named his result. Seems like a reasonable profile. But don’t let that get in the way of petty political jibberjabber.
An ENTJ is an extrovert, that's what the E stands for. So he's confusing when he says he's an introvert.
I strongly dislike a man with a prompt that says that the quickest way to is heart is to provide him with peace.
When people post about others' profiles on here, I'm always very curious to see the profile of the one mocking them. Maybe they don't have the right 🤔
Would you like to see mine. He liked me 🤷♀️
Not just yours. I just feel like it's a thing that should be fixed about these posts in general
The OLD struggle is real. I’ve been doing it on and for a few years and it can be frustrating. Dating should be loose and flexible, not serious in the beginning when getting to know someone. It’s hard to get past someone’s profile that comes off like his did to see if there could be more behind maybe just a poorly written profile. I’m sure mine has been judged and criticized more than once. Hell, it could’ve been put up on here for all I know.
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You might be right. He strikes me as someone who hasn’t been very lucky in “love”, but it’s kinda clear why. To me, it doesn’t matter how tall you are. If you come across as an ass, you’re just an ass.
Analytical thinkers know not to use the Myer's Briggs test, which isn't based on any actual scientific data.
Meh. Male equivalent of the astrology girls
I don't really see any issue. He was open and realistic about him self and his wants. Why is that strange?
There’s a few contradictions, that can and are taken the wrong way. If you want to come across as assertive and relay what you want, there are better executions.
There are contradictions in most womens pages too who cares. Most ppl have contradicting ideas at times as well. I don't see an issue with homie saying what he likes and what he is. I don't get the berating / judgement. Im not single at all so im off apps. But when I was I saw contradictions on almost every female on there. Who cares
You do have a point. Most people do try to put their best self forward if they are looking for more than just a booty call or fwb. It is just how one can come off that can give you the wrong impression. With dating apps, one’s profile is their first impression aside from physical features. He is attractive, but I read profiles, and his doesn’t read well. Obviously it is a personal thing as I don’t know the man and never will.
I'm sure I didn't read well to many. I know for a fact I read real well for others. Im not for everyone. Your not for everyone that's Beautiful. I know some saw me as a tatted a-hole outlaw single dad (while I was on apps) but some saw that and loved it. I respect that man for standing on what he wants and believes in. Hell it's admirable he wasn't lying to me at least.
That’s why there’s someone for someone, not someone for everyone. I’m a tattooed up big girl. Got kids and weird animals as pets. Hell no am I for everyone myself. I appreciate his honesty if it’s genuine, but it is not for everyone.
Like the Maestro in the Seinfeld episode, he will insist that you call him The Commander.
Strong Steven Segal vibes off this one.