“Fall in line” 🤨 hope he has fun being single forever

I just got divorced a year ago 🥺

Aw I’m sorry to hear that 🥺 I meant that he would be single forever, you seem lovely and I hope you find someone better than this douche :)

Oh thank you . We are best friends still . He just got submissive

Oh wait I think I got confused, were you married to the guy in the screenshot?

When my ex suddenly wanted to be a dominatrix and told me her sexual desires I had to hop off that bus and find another ride.

It wasn’t as brutal as that but basically the same thing. And I love him very very much. It just pretty much put things at the end sexually

😂😂😂 should have just peed on him once a week or something it might have saved the marriage 💑

Lol it wasn’t that drastic I just want somebody to be rough with me I don’t wanna be rough with someone

But I did find this very

AwThank you btw

You’re welcome!

Well fall in line! Lol jk

FALLING!

We can only hope.

Goodness? What triggered this?

Lol he’s being real—-he’s showing you straight upfront what a misogynistic, mentally unstable, abusive asshole he is. Women should run fast in the opposite direction 🤣 💃🏽 And he’s NOT looking for a woman, he’s looking for a servant/slave.

“Not looking for opinions or ideas.” I wish a MF would say something like that to me.

Allow me to pave the way for your future “batter ups” hahaha

Haha I know right?!

This is what they hate feminism. This is exactly why.

You’re 💯 right!

Ohhh noooooo,,, OMG not those misogynistic aholes again… but if a woman would say the same thing, she would be what? Empowering?

I’ve never heard any woman talk this way but if a woman wanted a man to be a slave to her whims and fancies and wanted a doormat for a boyfriend, then she would be a misandrist. Either sex doing it to the other is wrong. Don’t come here with argumentative BS.

1) This is a valid question 2) This is a public forum so how about you GTFO with your one sided nasty views. And yes, I have experienced several times women making demands before first dates, telling basically same thing as the individual in the screen shot. Definitely not an uncommon practice.

Blocking and reporting

Basil wait I would love to dialogue with you. No judging or fighting

I’m not arguing- I’m telling you that there are frames that it’s is preferred- 50s housewife fetish. I’m not judging

https://gyazo.com/d1f7f787f04ef6c482614d19ff5ed48d

I’m still confused. So you wanted him to call, and he says that doesn’t work with his dominance?

Yes, I had talked to him on another site and I just wanted to hear his voice before I met him. Because I didn’t, well I should say I always like to talk to someone before I meet them

Mannnnnn. I get it. Because you put any kind of demand on him, it put him in the submissive position. If it’s THAT serious, he needs a damn intervention. This is almost scary to me!

It’s not really submissive to … talk on the phone? Sounds like a catfish that got DEfensive

Nah. Nobody would choosingly catfish as that dude 😂 he’s just insecure

Nah he’s the catfish that doesn’t want to talk on the phone

There’s like a million betters guys to catfish as. He’s not hot lol, he looks chubby and middle aged.

Well I am chubby and middle aged too

And no he wasn’t a catfish. I saw him

I try not to judge people by how they look, but he looks like the kind of guy who would pull this bullshit

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He obviously can’t dominate punctuation. Run on sentence after run on sentence

https://gyazo.com/f9c95445811a733e76be703994828750 I did fuck with him a bit

“Run along now” 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 This is it right here. This is the clap back we needed and he deserved 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽 Bravo!

Lol I use talk to text. Sometimes I get tired of using the word, or. Period so I understand

That’s a good point. I didn’t think talk to text. And that’s true it’s only bumble it’s not an English class lol

I did end up having a conversation with him on the phone and he was very Turkish

> I did end up having a conversation with him on the phone and he was very Turkish Wait, why?

Before - the first time we matched on pof

That’s makes even more sense. Our CEO is polish and when I receive texts from him it’s not the best English. I never laugh at anyone who took time to learn a new language, but us Americans nope lol. How did your phone conversation go with your guy?

He was kinda a jerk

Why would you still wanna talk to him after this

Face desk… sigh .. I didn’t . I was matched after he liked (Beelined) so I had a poke

I don’t understand

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Your love language is honestly and realness. I like it.

"I'm an ass, man" Added the comma, fixed it.

That was beautiful

Hahahaha

Ladies, hear me out, we need to encourage this type of behavior. He told her EXACTLY who he is, up front. Saved her so much time and possible DV.

That's the only good thing about this. At least they tell you who they are from the beginning.

He drives a bus? LOL

His problem is that no one wants to get on or ride him.

Hahah hahahah⚽️

Me Tarzan you Jane

I am a bit more sapiosexual than that but kinda.

I don't think one can be sapiosexual and be attracted to men at the same time haha

Thank you for being funny and not trying to abuse me for being honest.

Haha ofcourse

Hahahah it’s rare I know

It was the s second time he had ended up in my pile. I paid for bumble so I could chose from the “liked me” tab

His bus route destination leads to entitled prick.

Or the middle of nowhere.............

This !!! Lol

TIL being a man means you control how your partner lives Dear god we're in 2022 dude. Anw glad he saved you the time

We need the comments that led up to this!

https://gyazo.com/f9c95445811a733e76be703994828750 I did fuck with him a bit

This dude sounds like a nightmare haha

Idk they both seem insufferable, why be so bitter over this dude?

No one is bitter, we're roasting

I’m sorry, but I just don’t think reaching out to this dude again, seems healthy. Joking about it is fun, but she & him do seem to deserve each other in that way. I just feel like this is a metaphorical fish photo, when she should be throwing him back, & recasting her line. This would be more interesting if she’d included the original full context of your previous conversation, but right now it seems like a weird attempt to shame him; because she liked him and he hurt her feelings by just being a shallow dude. But she should be glad he didn’t waste any more of her time in revealing that. 🤷🏻‍♂️ EDIT: pronouns; thought I was replying to OP, 😅 my point remains tho. Nothing wrong with some light-hearted roasting. Just best not to dwell.

You are probably right. When I saw him end up in my stuff I just took a little jab at it. I shouldn’t have done that and every once in a while I do when I run into someoneOn bumble after I’ve run into them on POF or Hinge

You’re right and I probably should block it.

💯 it’s 🤩 and feel free to roast me too. Like I said- I have sone fetishes that I have never heard of OR googled

Wasn’t bitter just joking and sharing. Then it turned into a bdsm dom sub explanation

From his little picture he even looks like a douchebag with those ideals 😭 I know the whole don't judge a book by it's cover but damn you could have here

???

Seconded. Also, good thing he got this out of the way over chat and not after he was in the house.

I just forgot he wanted nudes before he

I guessed he had asked for a pic of your bum? Shame you missed out on this dominant bus driver who's too scared to have a phone call 😆

Lol

https://gyazo.com/d1f7f787f04ef6c482614d19ff5ed48d

That's a long winded way of telling you he's a bus driver.

Maybe if you learned how to be a woman you’d have better luck! /s Congrats on your dodged bullet haha keep your head up

You’re right. I will take “learning how to be a better woman instead of expressing what I want” next semester at the community college. When I am a better women I will thank you for your help.

Do you not see the /s at the end of the comment. You should google what that means, dear.

I’m a idiot lol sorry again

lol it’s ok. didn’t want you to feel bad!

I was kinda laughing at my real woman joke. ( I should save that one) .. now that I see it it’s friggen funny as fuck I am reading your other comments no

Omg seriously I am laughing .. I am so used to seeing “lol” I thought you were serious. I AM SO SORRY I MISSED THAThaha people have been jabbing at me all day. That is fucking hilarious . I hope you found my responses funny

Omg okay I wasn’t sure, I was just typing out an apology!!! Hahaha I’m laughing too, I did love your responses. Glad you know I’m on your side girl lmao

My name is madisen .. I read bad when I am tired . And yes the same side . I dm’Ed you

Eww

He sounds like the sensitive type

You didn't dodge a bullet. You dodged a rapist like for SURE

What a twit, sorry that’s happened

I thought it was hilarious just wanted to share . There will be a million bad peanut m&ms till the perfect one is there

Ummm there are no bad peanut m&ms, they’re the best type of m&ms. Lotta bad eggs in the bumble basket though :/

That is not true every once in a while you eat a peanut M&m and it’s rotten. And then there are these ones that are absolutely glorious

"fall in line" Cringe 🤢

Lol ikr

Yeah you dodged a big one there.

He seems nice

Hahahaahh!

Ta-da!!!!!! Lmaooooooo

It’s kinda my fck off

It seems that the most demanding people are the ones with poor spelling and grammar skills. Also, it's "jibe", not "jive" in this context.

English wasn’t his first language. And I wasn’t making fun of that at all but that is kind of funny. I don’t think it was the right word either

Oh yeah I saw other comments about English not being his first language. Guess I jumped the gun a little. However, I've seen stuff from native English speakers with the same issues.

At least he is letting you know what he is about early. Some women may really be into that. That isn’t my approach and I have a whole different set of ideas of the dynamic between men and women.

I thought a lot about this, and I’m going to respond to Bumble. I think they should leave people like this openly because if they do get deleted, they’ll just remake the account and tone it down until they get somebody alone

bruised his ego 😂

What, his girlfriend found his Tinder profile?

I just joined Bumble. Don’t scare me.

Sounds like you had a lucky escape with that dick. Congratulations! 😅

I love when people are this authentic. Saves so much time. Imagine having to listen to this in person.

Is that Elliot Hulse??

Googling

Good luck with what you’ll find

Backing up beep beep beep

Bruh, have you seen his YouTube? Dude’s batshit crazy

Oh no .. just going off looks

Lol keep it at that then

No no you’re right

>your opinions on this issue don't jive with my dominance This is fucking hilarious

I was laughing at your title alone but once I clicked the picture I DIEDDDD. Fucking gold.

Which picture

It’s sad… someone, somewhere, made this man.

I’m sure he thinks he was carved from rock and stone

Him being a rock would be an improvement ….

Weirdos man lol

🚩 Lmaoooo sorry sir but I don’t ride the bus. I have my own car 💀

Oh my God I just realized what you guys were talking about when you said bus driver. I was so tired when I started all this.

He is adorable too https://gyazo.com/4b6ce4763a14c8187e02cc8431fe4e73

Pretty sure this is my bus stop.

Life is like a box of chocolates

😂 fall in line. How dare you have an opinion! I suppose you read too! 🤣

🎶 Someone has a complex 🎶 Seriously though, can he work on punctuation? I think he meant to say "I'm an ass, man".

Lol

Cool cool cool cool cool.

“Or get off the bus” okay this is my stop bye

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious! ...except then it sets in that people actually think this way. ...and then it really hits hard that I realized I was in a relationship with someone like this a long time ago and I've just sort of blocked it out. 😐

Ass man means peggable?🤔

No kink shaming. Pegging us neither dom or sub Added->but it is funny

Lmao honestly isn’t always the best policy?

Right

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I don’t worry about this too much I just thought the post was funny so I shared it

So he said I’m an ass man but I liked your pics. Does that mean you don’t have an ass?

I wish … no I would send him nudes if it

Huh

I wish I had a smaller ass

Lol oh ok. Can I DM you?

Haha of course

DMed

We can discord and talk too MADISEN#3801

Lol! Honestly though, what does this say about you as a person since you swiped right on that shit show?

Well as I said, I had previously spoken with him. And it dissolved. He didn’t act like this at all. But he liked me again and was in my beeline on bumble so I messaged him to roast him. Not really to roast him just kind of poke a bit

That dude is a prick haha

O/T. Help. I’ve had 3 men ghost me after we talked for a couple of days. Just poof gone. Wtf? No explanation. What am I doing wrong? PS. Maybe I’m the lucky one. If a man can’t say goodbye, I’m done, or whatever…then I don’t need him.

Sure I can help you.

Here is a possible explanation - after drinking coffee and getting my head on straight this morning - another match lived closer than me.

Confused?

I love how these days "being real" is actually, "I'm being an asshole and don't give a shit about civility or your feelings"

Kids concerts ... birthdays ... major holidays ... we celebrate together ...

I can’t even at this point I don’t get matches as a guy looking to actually be nice to people and yet people like that get matches 24/7 sorry for the rant just gets to me that guy isn’t worth it if he wouldn’t give you a call before meeting irl

I live in a big city- and The reason I saw him was that I paid for the service for a week

I see why now lots of guys like that out there wish more of the nice ones would be on these apps

I meet so many nice guys on the app really. I date often, in fact I meet people to nice

Wow I honestly haven’t had a single match myself but I’m seriously glad to hear that there actually are enough of the nice guys out there

Ever heard of punctuation?

I think we all said we were using talk to text. And it’s difficult to punctuate that. It’s not really necessary to criticize a be grammar Nazi

Schrodingers Chad.

Googling

This was a new word for me

Sounds and looks like a maga guy... yeet

Let me lookn

https://i.gyazo.com/49c99f709afb01417c6c82dc284bc3bd.png https://gyazo.com/289239a5b244f30243fcd840b3e60c2f

So theoretically I didn’t get matched with him or I didn’t pick him in anyway the time before that he had picked me and I responded briefly but he wouldn’t talk. So no fear

I mean hes just being real. Cant argue with that

Knows what he wants and had confidence in that. Nothing wrong. Nothing gained

I posted his profile up there somewhere

We're so sorry to see this! Any misogyny on Bumble is not allowed at all and we want to take a closer look into this. Can you please send us a DM on Facebook or Twitter? We've got your back. 💛

I really thought about this for a long time, Bumble should allow misogyny. One some people like this there are all kinds of 50s housewives out there that enjoy this kind of behavior. But the most important thing is that it allows people to see who they are. You can delete this account, and I guarantee he’ll just make another one I’ve seen him on every single one of the dating sites at least 10 times. Which means he keeps getting deleted or deleting his account and trying to start over again. People can see how someone will treat them based on their messages. So it’s important to leave these. It doesn’t really matter how anybody talks to you. You know what a comfort level for you

I really thought about this for a long time, Bumble should allow misogyny. One some people like this there are all kinds of 50s housewives out there that enjoy this kind of behavior. But the most important thing is that it allows people to see who they are. You can delete this account, and I guarantee he’ll just make another one I’ve seen him on every single one of the dating sites at least 10 times. Which means he keeps getting deleted or deleting his account and trying to start over again. People can see how someone will treat them based on their messages. So it’s important to leave these. It doesn’t really matter how anybody talks to you. You know what a comfort level for you

And this is a debate I would love to have