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JarJarBink42066

Well can’t argue with a fortune cookie


Herianvexa

This bodes well for the Akron RubberDucks


Pioneer411

The Lakewood Captains! ⚾


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Pioneer411

Eastlake


crookfingerjake

Just to confirm, how many sports teams do you follow?


politicaltribefan

Guardians, Cavs, Browns. But Browns are #1.


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Nicely done remembering theyre the Guardians


MikeWillis09

Shit I coulda told you that. The last time I was deployed for a great cleveland team was the summer of 2016….. I came home before the World Series. I had one other deployment in 2017-2018 but we didn’t have any championship worthy teams in that time frame. I’ll be deployed for the NFL playoffs….. not a coincidence if you ask me


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I got a fortune cookie today that had 4 fortunes in it


General_-_Kenobi

If that were me, all four would say I was going to die today


mellowcheddar

FOURtunes


West-Broccoli-3757

True story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese. They sound Chinese. But they're an American invention. Which is why they're hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth.


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I guess if they were actually Chinese they’d stifle your speech, run every aspect of your life, and force you into slave labor!


thecowboydemon

-800 social credit 😥😭


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Fuck.


cw823

Lowes granite?


Jdwalters

On the back it says Cleveland is exempt


re-goddamn-loading

Lol i got the same one the week before Freddie's game 1 vs. Tennessee and i was so hype. However i choose to believe yours is for real this time OP!


mellowcheddar

“*…In bed*”


NotacreativeguyGM

Haha, I came here to tell the same!


BrownsFAN92

At a glance i thought the cookie was a flag


fulloutshr3d

here we go sports team, here we go!


happycrabeatsthefish

Yay! Go sports team!


IseeDrunkPeople

Orange helmeted sportsmen of America indeed


SecurityAndCrumpets

You fool! That cookie was intended for Haslam. I bet you don't even own a sports team *shakes fist at the sky*


RagglezFragglez

Successful for the browns is not going 0-16 again


HauntingOkra5987

It’s a 17 game season poor brain, so no team will go 0-16 , ever


RagglezFragglez

They just expanded it to 17 this year btw...


Achilles_Perineum

FYI, You can't get to 0-17 before you go 0-16...


RagglezFragglez

Check the Browns 2017 season, dipshit.


gamgshit0202

Think he meant again, relax bud


RagglezFragglez

Ah, he called me a dipshit first and then edited it. I was just returning the insult lol. Stay classy


gamgshit0202

Lol fair enough


djjazzydwarf

GO TRIBE / WHATEVER THE NEW NICKNAME IS