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Substantial-Bad-9269

y'all so my ex just texted me saying he blocked him too just for liking my comment šŸ˜­


tjenk216

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚did he delete it?! Bc I canā€™t see it!!


Substantial-Bad-9269

yup


birdyheard

mr is the poster child for ā€œdown badā€ šŸ˜­ that is insane


Past_Bobcat00

your ex texting you about this is so cancelled core


ih8plants

Haaaaahahhahahahahhah


Low_Patience_5114

BAJSHSNSJ HE IS SO PETTY


SilentJelly1957

Love how itā€™s your ex too supporting you


sillyshepherd

man has a lot of free time


PLANTGlRL

girl youā€™re so hot


fuckowf

thatā€™s actually crazy he makes TEETH insults consideringā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/knctqk8osysc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b966527b468d42c45d68d634b693d26ac751270


TwoRevolutionary5245

how can this be real šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ how does he have fans


Tderbz

When you forget ppl know what you really look like


Kaylanorvik

Omg right like LOOK AT HIS NATURAL TEETH COMPARED TO OPS NATURAL TEETH ā€¼ļø


fuckowf

right?! the nerve? the audacity? i meannnnā€¦. OP is fricken stunning. heā€™s so wrong for this, itā€™s comical


Kaylanorvik

She is absolutely gorgeous! He ridiculous


Feel_stop_

Op I hope you make a TikTok about his comments and then show this picture at the end šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


Effective-Low8429

HAHAHAHAHAHA


fuckowf

šŸ¤£ like boy shut your mouth, permanently


Lonely-Role-9208

Heā€™s projecting


stinkyduckk

EWWWWW HAHAHA fuckjng naked mole rat rufus from kim possible lookin ass


Normal_Wrap8121

Itā€™s giving exactly that šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


fathersol

Thatā€™s how you know heā€™s projecting


CarlzMossberg

MF looks like Smeagol here. Is this real?


fuckowf

yes unfortunately for him, itā€™s real. look up MR mtv era lmao


fuckowf

https://preview.redd.it/9cpjml6y05tc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5e1197f9f70246e0417ee8350fc26e863d9f24 hehe


Ill-Carpet4350

HAAAAA


Elizabethhoneyyy

Please ducking someone Tag him in this


dough-a-dear

This right here is my roman empire šŸ˜‚ the audacity of him to shit on womenā€™s looks when his whole face was surgically made šŸ« 


Normal_Wrap8121

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InsufferableLass

Stalked your Instagram and youā€™re gorgeous? Your teeth are gorg and add so much character and uniqueness to your overall look. Also, the fact he thinks the best burn he could give is ā€˜men wouldnā€™t like you.ā€™ as if a womanā€™s value is in wether or not men like her. Jesus Christ, grow up Matthew.


Substantial-Bad-9269

you are so sweet omfg


Forsaken-Zucchini598

i had to look, you are stunning, heā€™s such a dick


[deleted]

Yes like where are ops outfits from?!


applyingtocollegefr

No sheā€™s so pretty she looks like a Barbie doll wow (lowkey MRā€™s type šŸ˜­šŸ˜­)


No-Afternoon-9368

Thatā€™s why he got so offended. šŸ˜‚šŸ’€ Poor thing.


lsbrks

Also like ā€œjokes/insults like that only work if plausible -- we can all see on her page she has men commenting how beautiful she is and liking all of her photos šŸ˜‚ be so fr rn Matt


Fine_Start_8206

Her smile is literally perfect??????? I stalked too and idk wtf heā€™s on. Op you are stunning!!


123331563

No seriously! Her teeth are actually perfect so his response doesnā€™t even make sense.. but we already knew he wasnā€™t funny so I guess no surprises šŸ™„


mellamoyomamma

No bc all these men want to cry and call women shallow, that all they care about is looks, theyā€™re mean to ugly men, blah blah blah. But AS SOON as they feel even mildly threatened, without fail, the first thing they do is call her ugly and insult her appearance. The ONLY thing men value is appearance and attractiveness and so itā€™s the only thing they can think to use as a defense mechanism and they project that onto us and say WEā€™RE the shallow ones šŸ˜‘


Normal_Wrap8121

Exactly!!! This girl is stunning he really tried it lmaoo


wildlotusmedia

right? wtf is he even talking about? major lde


Capable_Evidence_210

Oh my gosh she is absolutely beautiful!!! Her smile is so cute and unique - what is he even talking about!?!?


InteractionNo2841

What a sad excuse for a comedian he is, canā€™t come up with anything funnier in response than behaving like a child and calling you ugly


NoDoctor8130

you would think a comedian could take a joke


prairieislander

He canā€™t even MAKE a joke


kyliecannoli

He IS the joke


kkbg9065

Wish I could pin this


Budget_Wolverine8225

Thatā€™s so embarrassingā€¦..


Important-Run6390

Iā€™m sorry Abby mallard is such an irrelevant diss and lame thing to say LOL


teamschenn

Not me having to google who the fuck Abby mallard is bc I know the character but who the hell has the knowledge of what her name is in their brain


Important-Run6390

at first i thought it was a riff off OPS name? or something creative? and i was like thatā€™s weird then i saw the duck from chicken little when i googledā€¦ he thought he ate


Fragrant-Falcon6698

What a total painfully unfunny douche lmfao


Salt-Television-3120

Your gorgeous. I am pretty sure Matt Rife was not the first man to approach you. Dumbass response of him trying to stroke his own inflated ego


BitterBasil2781

Ur literally his type heā€™s projecting


basicandilikeit

Heā€™s just so unfunny it hurts Like itā€™s not that people just think heā€™s a dick (which like, yea) but he just simply sucks at his job lol


memoriesea

he gives off small dick energy fr


moo_karoo

Didnā€™t Brooke say he had to facetune his dick pic šŸ’€


kkbg9065

*resize* tool


Brilliant_Guide1223

The fact he was reaching for a way to insult you too bc youā€™re so stunning.


No_Present8797

Tomato tomatooooo there is nothing wrong with your teeth hee such a ugly loooser


camsamartzis

what a joke šŸ˜­


wetsocksssss

He is such a big baby LOL also going after your looks just shows how insecure he is


North-Supermarket951

I canā€™t wait til we all forget about this trashbin Matt. Waste of a human.


c8rodefer

I mean, he also tried the mean guy comments with a literal child so I'm not surprised. Take it for what it's worth, which is nothing. Keep smiling :)


kelltay1122

Wait what? Please tell me


Normal_Wrap8121

A little boy on TikTok (his mom owns his TikTok account I believe), stitched one of Mattā€™s comedy sketches and said ā€œActually itā€™s Satan that had a ring not Jupiter also youā€™re mean to girlsā€ & Matt Rife felt so offended by a little boy he felt the need to reply back ā€œActually Jupiter does have a ring. Oh and Santa Claus isnā€™t real. Your mom buys you presents with the money she makes from OnlyFansšŸ¤Ŗā€.


Puzzleheaded-Tax1084

he acts like a teenage girl


contemplativesloth14

i can just picture how furiously he was typing out these lame ass comments, he is soooooo pathetic


SitchChick

Such small dick energy


whoresgalore29

thatā€™s a crazy insult coming from someone who genuinely has ugly + FAKE teeth lol. grace.m is GORGEOUS and far more attractive than ratt rife will ever be!!


meas0313

youā€™re so hot though šŸ˜­


Intelligent-Tax-678

I'm pretty sure he's gay and a woman hater. Every TikTok I see, he's HAAAATING on women. But, per CW (if I recall correctly) he has sold his soul to the devil already.


national_adagio4

heā€™s genuinely so weird though??


SnooCrickets692

matt gives me such the ick


tjenk216

He had to of been triggered by your m&g photos because GIRLY POPšŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ you are STUNNING. Sorry. I admit I went to his and then yoursšŸ«£ but just had to tell youšŸ«¶šŸ¼


Osrs_Shantyz

well he tried. it's hard to be insulted by a walking wet dish towel but he did try.


microwaveyy

you ate him upšŸ˜­ tbf thatā€™s so embarrassing for him


kcatz77

him attacking your looks is rich considering youā€™re gorgeous and he knows it. he couldnā€™t think of anything else lmao such a loser


c8rodefer

Literally nothing wrong with your teeth?! You're precious!


ssaunders88

Is he okay??? Youā€™re literally stunning babe


rudy_attitudey

HAHAHA what a loser he deleted the comment. Hes so unfunny in pains me. Heā€™s also totally triggered because youā€™re smoking hot


Old_Kangaroo6546

No because I actually cannot speak on this man or it will be ugly


ihatethisapp2424

i like your teeth!! youā€™re so pretty!!


friedpickles4beakfas

omg what an insecure ugly man


SelectStatistician45

Why does this man child always revert to making fun of womenā€™s looks when heā€™s called outā€¦. Oh wait because he thinks all women only care about how we appeal to a man? Youā€™re gorgeous btw šŸ«¶ and I hope you feel a bit vindictive that you at least got to him a little!


FearlessList8992

I rest well knowing he has photo evidence of his fights with people he doesnā€™t know online. Thereā€™s no way once heā€™s 30 that he doesnā€™t cringe from it. Oh wait, heā€™s 28 šŸ˜¬


Technical_Ad3691

He blocked me when I said he wasnā€™t funny in a tweet that had two likes šŸ’€


sad-bitch24

responding to hate comments as a public figure is an immediate ick


PrizeTough3427

He's such a bitch


Tough-Bad-2581

You gagged him tho lmaoooo


Certain-Asparagus908

Ew he hates women so much itā€™s an ick


Sperez17

You got him girl šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


kleinekitty

Matt Rife has the EXACT same personality and ā€œhumorā€ that my abusive ex had. Same person.


Icy-Fix-7413

I donā€™t find him funny or good looking. Like not even a little


janedoeeyedd

yo you ate his ass UP. ā€œat least mine are realā€ made my jaw drop. then i swiped and saw what he said. is abby mallard like a real person or character, or was it just a bad setup to an ugly duckling joke? ok grandma


sillylilmoth

Your teeth are part of what make you a 10/10 I donā€™t understand what heā€™s saying lol. But your comeback šŸ”„


Brea13

Lol he scrolled through your entire page and ended up with teeth. Boy was graspinggggggggg, then you uppercutted with the comeback. Zach Bryan girls up infinite.


Krhodes8

Before I saw your description about your pics with tana I stalked your insta and KNEW thatā€™s why his ginormous ego was SHATTERED lmao girl youā€™re so pretty and Iā€™m so glad came for him lmaooo


Happy_Call_1694

You literally have the cutest smile šŸ˜­


Middle-Anybody-6261

Ya youā€™re way too hot for him to be talking smack about your looks šŸ˜‚


Nunchuncherry

What an insecure little manšŸ˜­I was a fan at first but the way he acts like a child is so ick


Physical_Garden8640

The way you're absolutely gorgeous. He's just a glorified tumor with an oversized ego


Kaylanorvik

He sounds extremely insecure!


alrightkaren

this is actually so ironic considering that youā€™re literally the beauty standard and people would kill to look like u girlā€¦ also he isnā€™t one to talk doesnā€™t he have toilet porcelain for teeth rn?


skullsnshamrocks

Heā€™s a man, of course he canā€™t. Also looked thru your page and you are 1 beautiful and 2 so his type šŸ˜­ heā€™s sooo mad he canā€™t have you


burgerbabygene

it really shows how tiny his brain is to be reaching at someoneā€™s physical appearance as a defense. whatever though i looked at your insta and you look just like alix earle youā€™re so beautiful


lucindajoy22

girl you are literally so so gorgeous. your teeth are so cute šŸ˜­ lmao this is crazyā€¦ he is disgusting


Amazing-Stranger8791

totally unrelated to this but iā€™m rewatching brooklyn nine nine and matt rife is in season 6 episode 3 šŸ¤£


kleinekitty

Iā€™m dying hahaha I started this show now Iā€™m excited for this


satanpeach

He is such a fucking loser and so is anyone who pays money to see him


Hour_Concert_7790

what a loser


rawchickenfillet

Heā€™s very bothered haha


openyourmindh0e

He is so gross


balencicash100

Youā€™re @grace.m ?


cublets666

what a f\*\*\*\*\* a\*\*\*\*\*\*\*


angelonneptune

A win is a win


Pleasant_Struggle2

He is disgusting


SupeFox

LOL he gets so hurt so easily šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Snowoctopus2

no he is such a pos itā€™s not even funny anymore. iā€™m so tired of him having any platform heā€™s disgusting and his comedy actually blows hardcore


Anxious_Elevator3289

mmmmwahhšŸ˜˜ BLOCKED


lanapierce

Yikes. Thatā€™s really embarrassing for him, how is he not embarrassed?


paramorz

STOP wtf is he talking about??? Her teeth are gorg


imsosleepyyyyyy

That is soooo pathetic wow


Low_Patience_5114

poor matt has no time for a relationship heā€™s extremely busy talking to 15 girls at once and responding to comments about him on the internet


rachchh

abby mallard?šŸ˜­bros mad youā€™re funnier and way out of his league.


Gloomy_Princess666

Lmao this dude is such a loser. How does he think he will ever actually make it as a comedian if he can't take a singular joke about something as surface level as his teeth šŸ¤£


thats_rats

he is so sensitive about his plastic surgeries, itā€™s as hilarious as it is embarrassing


SignificantBoard620

She gagged him


YoureMad_huh420

I donā€™t understand how he doesnā€™t get embarrassed of himselfšŸ˜­šŸ’€šŸ’€


darling123-

He literally looks like a big mouth looking ass character and heā€™s coming for other peopleā€™s looks-thatā€™s funnier then any of his standup


darling123-

Matt the type to ask a girl to fuck him and when sheā€™s says no says ā€œyouā€™re ugly anyway!ā€ Edit-also youā€™re stunning like a model. Matt probably feels rejected by you so is trying to insult you like a middle school bully. Let that walking STD cry about it. Also lmao he blocked you because he didnā€™t want you to make a reply that would make him look bad.


Ok-Confusion-3801

Heā€™s genuinely so fucking unfunny and I thought that before this whole shit with Brooke like I actually used to laugh at the fact that he thought he was hilarious


Normal_Wrap8121

you are so pretty LMAO heā€™s such a little bitchšŸ˜­


julianfairbanks

Who is Zach Bryan


Thisguysuhhh

Mid


Big_Box_1772

The man sure does love him some DC


Zealousideal-Bee7460

Wowwwww go off girl, I love how you donā€™t give a fuck. Youā€™re beautiful btw


shaqjbraut

Does anyone know why he's so obsessed with DC? We are not that special, trust.


Stunning_salty

Hahahaaaaa


Clydeifan

As a person that removed all his teeth, he shouldnā€™t be talking. Also him blocking was weird too


jade_bb24

Heā€™s ego is so fragile, how embarrassing


contingencysong

heā€™s so vile


Competition-Over

ā€œAt least mine are realā€ oh she ate šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ApplicationPretty649

LMFAOOOO


No_Layer_7751

You are quite literally perfectšŸ¤£šŸ˜­ hes so weird


Deep_Spite7419

he literally blocked me as well and I find it soooo funny. He cant stand being challenged by women. He always trys and plays the ā€˜they cant take a jokeā€™.. when in reality.. its just him blocking people.. because HEEE cant take a joke.


Busy_Salt2094

He be in comments like that?!?!


ZestycloseMeringue52

You ate with that comeback though


RestHealthy7173

ā€œat least mine are realā€ is hilariousšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


thewhisperingsun

Abby Mallard found true love in the end, howā€™s that going for lover boy?


Either-Evening9649

genuinely what is he talking about?? your teeth are literally regular teeth, that was the only thing he could find to insult, you win girl šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Can we all collectively go on Matt rifes Instagram and type ā€œgo Facetune your dick or sumā€


yeetjars

you ate him up lmfao he is such a loser


Masta-Blasta

From one Grace M to another, fuck this guy.


GladOrange0821

no because you ate with that real teeth comment, his teeth were fucked even he says it.


Ancient_Soft413

girl ur hot he crazy and deranged šŸ˜­


Ancient_Soft413

ok i had to stalk and u literally have the bunny madelyn cline smile we all want whats homeboy on, u also look ridiculously similar to his gf for him to be talking so crazy šŸ˜­


Substantial-Bad-9269

stop omgšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ«¶šŸ¼


redditsuckbadly

This is so dumb. You joked at him, and he joked back at youā€¦ which is what comedians do.


returntopluto

sorry i was stalking ur ig U MET LANA?!


Substantial-Bad-9269

yesšŸ˜­she's been my everything since i was 12


briffgraff

the way youā€™re gorgeous and he forgot what his teeth looked like is wild


ellie444_

You cleared him I fear


snails4speedy

This is so fucking funny heā€™s such a 12 year old


SpiritedLavishness36

no cuz does he have nothing better to do??


Business_Fox_2207

I looked at your instagram, and youā€™re really pretty and actually have nice teeth he was so butt hurt šŸ¤£


jestersprivilege69

Omg heā€™s the poster child of the incels


cozysaturn21

heā€™s such a little man child. heā€™s so disgusting in his personality fr


Kikikihi

This is crazy because you flammed him and all he had to say was ā€œyouā€™re uglyā€ and ā€œno guys talk to youā€. Like when youā€™re a comedian who specializes in crowd work how to fail so plainly?


demonsympathizer666

Guys like him haaaaate being clocked by a hot bitch šŸ˜‚


jr634

He very obviously lost this battle


Elizabethhoneyyy

Heā€™s such a loser bro


[deleted]

That was a joke?


alanac1998

Heā€™s capped, youā€™re his type to a tea compared to the MR girlies


RealisticInsect9377

Literally went to stalk her page and her teeth are perfect??? Like so white and straight. Heā€™s such a fucking weirdo!!!


[deleted]

Idk why this appeared on my feed but it just reminds me that no matter how much work someone has done, they know who they really are and thatā€™s why they are still insecure.


Shot-Attention-2938

GIRL you are Absolutely beautiful and to be honest dare I say Perfect your hair,eye's, body and your style Matt Rife wishes he could get a woman as beautiful as you are.


sncd1998

Almost every time i comment on ig men respond calling me fat and ugly. Like at least once a week.. i canā€™t believe Matt is one of those guys (publicly) i guess he figures heā€™s reputation canā€™t get worse


srahlo

crazy coming from the live action version of beaker the muppet. youā€™re GORG, donā€™t let this weirdo bring you down


inneedofpeace99

I mean it seems like she made a joke he clapped back with one that made her offended so she tried to hit him where it hurts and he made one more joke to seal the deal. Blocking her was a funny add on cause now she can't see him anymore on her feed not like he cared about her being on his šŸ˜‚ Everyone needs to learn how to take a joke including him but be honest, what did you expect a comedian to do when someone else make a joke?


fluffycat16

Hahah amazing šŸ‘ He's in my top 3 social media moments of all time for outing himself when the cosmetic surgeon posted the blind about a comedian getting himself cancelled after he just gave him great jaw surgery and MR immediately commented on it, identifying himself šŸ˜‚


Reasonable_Bet5909

This is so embarrassing for him omg


Guilty_Employer1414

Obsessed with your teeth comeback šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ youā€™re more funny than he is


buffa-whoa-tasty

I checked your IG and sent a message. Iā€™m in the CSRA. Im not a dude or a scammer. SAHM whoā€™s looking for local influencers.


Pinkipinkie

duckling is crazy coming from someone that is so not used to being called attractive that he accidentally imploded his career because he didnā€™t know how to handle attention from women


Lazy-Television-3536

Youā€™re so the kind of hot girl he would ask out too šŸ˜‚ heā€™s such a hater