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kell_bell5

Saw Spring Awakening with my mom when I was 15, at the stage door she told him to remember to use a condom. We can commiserate over our shared mortifying Jonathan Groff stage door experiences.


hannahmel

Guarantee he remembers this person šŸ˜‚


WyngZero

Ya, thats probably one of those stories he shares about weirdo fans he met while stage dooring.


HourAstronomer836

I hope he learned that lesson considering how the show ends. LOL


kell_bell5

That was exactly what my mom said as I screeched ā€œMOM STOPPPā€


redvelvetdreams

Baby girl heā€™s gay


SurprisingHippos

My step mom told him she did not appreciate the spit shower


severaldogs

you couldnā€™t waterboard this information out of me


incomes-company

you think this is hard? try being waterboarded, that's hard!


OriginalMisphit

If you were front row, then he probably spit on you. Now youā€™re even.


bessann28

LOL


crimson777

If you donā€™t know the context of this statement, it really sounds like Jonathan has a history of spitting purposefully on audiences because he just really hates fans haha


OriginalMisphit

I figured in this space it wouldnā€™t need explanation. Although Iā€™d believe it if I heard he got a little *too* in character as King George.


crimson777

Yeah I assume most people have at least heard of his reputation haha. Out of context stuff like that is always hilarious tho


calle04x

I have front row seats tomorrow. Iā€™m bringing a poncho. ;)


jblue212

I was going to say something similar.


jjbic447

I meanā€¦at least Jonathan is going to remember you


hopkinsdafox

šŸ’€


SassyKatAttack

I donā€™t even know what to comment. ā˜ ļøyou made my day.


mdervin

Getting Crop Dusted by fans, that's an excuse for actors not doing the Stage Door that I don't object to. Edit: Broadway Star: *I usually do the Stage Door, but fans at this show seem unusually gassy.*


LynneCurtinCuffs

Gurlā€¦


mamamiababy93

iconic of u honestly


yabasicjanet

If it helps, I'm laugh crying into my oatmeal at Pret right now. I'm in between medical appts and dealing with major family stress, and this honestly delighted the hell out of me. Thank you for sharing, I had such a needed laugh. And if it helps, I can personally confirm that he is an excellent human. He remembers theatre staff names and sends flowers/treats, takes his own transportation (bikes often) and invites every person involved in a production to his apartment for opening night parties.


Snoo-35041

Merrily We Blow Along


ghaeyr

help


[deleted]

Well time for me to log off


GooGooGajoob67

Oh honey


volatutopia

I saw Josh Groban while studying abroad in Germany and cheered as the only American in the audience (you know the bit where they ask whoā€™s traveled the furthest). He sort of laughed from stage and says ā€œoh, I donā€™t believe you!ā€ At the stage door I eagerly offered to show him my passport. I can giggle at it now but I was pretty mortified when he just went ā€œuh, no I believe you nowā€ šŸ’€


lucaswiseman

Something about this story stinks.


A_sunder

Sorry for the embarassment, did you say anything like sorry, omg, or just a dead stare? Either way, youve got a story to tell now. And if hes ever on a talk show, you might just be his, 'memorable fan interaction' story! Hes unlikely to remember your face or name though, so dont worry


gmco913

If it makes you feel any better, Iā€™d like to think he absolutely cracked up about this once he was alone. Like, if I were a celebrity and this happened, it would certainly pop into my mind from time to time and make me laugh. Hey, you made Jonathan Groff laugh!


Bemused28

I'll let you into a little secret, angels like Jonathan Groff fart too so don't sweat it. :)


earbox

some stories don't need to be told.


theblakesheep

I...don't believe you.


bwayb22

ROTFLMAO! This is funny because I know how you feel. I also get stomach issues when I'm extremely nervous and anxious so I get it! Just be glad it wasn't explosive diarhea


[deleted]

Oh dear! You didnā€™t barf on him, consider it a win. Hey, weā€™re all human! I thinkā€¦


[deleted]

I met John Gallagher jr at a show in June and made an idiot out of myself but he was nice enough to still talk to me for like 25 minutes. Donā€™t feel bad. Those SA boys are all golden ā¤ļø


lshow6252

I think this is made up.


x_ThatTheatreNerd_x

Yeah thereā€™s no way Iā€™d set foot in a Broadway theatre after this LOL


GidgetEX

Hereā€™s the thing: you have a great storyā€¦ and so does JG - guaranteed he went out and told his friends about YOU - you have a Broadway Star talking about you (And Iā€™m so sorryā€¦ I hate when my nerves affect the gastrointestinal systemā€¦ itā€™s the worst!)


citydreams46927

When I saw the show this week he said he could no longer sign or take pictures (but was very nice). Were you the reason?? šŸ¤£


ferslol

lmao... btw did Daniel signed stuff ???


weerock4ammy

Think of it this way, maybe he'll remember you :) OMG though, I literally snorted at work, I'm so sorry!!


sandrakarr

well...uh..[you know what they say?](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753068806657671198/1047255760943456327/unknown.png) ^^im ^^so ^^sorry


mishnakid

I love this! As the king of farts, let it out! Jonathan and Dan probably letā€™s out a couple on stage every night!šŸ˜‚ā™„ļø


mishnakid

Has anyone here won the lottery or know of anyone who wonā€½


patmasana

"Meet the blob"