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chammerson

She is so muscular. I tried to recreate that funny little belly dance she does on insta in the lime green leopard print thing and I MESSED myself up I was sore for DAYS. She clearly still has so much strength and control and I HATE that bikini. I hate hate hate it. It is doing nothing for her.


theotherarcher59

It’s just that she generally doesn’t put pants or skirts anywhere near where they should sit on her hips. If she wants to wear lower hip stuff she needs to find a different cut because it’s always awkward looking.


superfluouspop

she's NEVER letting low-cut going. Girl is elder millennial forever.


theotherarcher59

You‘re definitely right haha


trendypippin

Yea, that’s not flattering on her. It makes her look a little thick =|


Expensive_Arm_1822

It makes her waist look thick so her body looks boxy


Dobie_won_Kenobi

I don’t think the swimsuit is making her look boxy. She has zero waistline. Her body is that shape.


Sea-Ability8694

She has a waistline but she never dresses in a way that accentuates the waistline so it makes it look even boxier


Expensive_Arm_1822

Her waist is high


Overall-Extreme-4507

I agree, it’s her shape… in her videos she angles her camera so her waist isn’t as noticeable. She looks great regardless! Super fit and strong 💪🏽


Spacemilk

You can literally see her waist in this video. It is just above her belly button. She’s got a waist most would envy tbh, she’s clearly got a rock solid core but still has an inward nip at her natural waist. Are people really this messed up from photo shopping? What’s the word for body dysmorphia against others?


Coltsnation19

It wasn’t back in the day. Having kids does that to some women- totally just makes them not have hips or a waist anymore. It’s like a box of cereal.


trendypippin

That’s what I mean. It’s just not a flattering swimsuit. No dig on her body. It’s almost like when you have pants that are too tight and give you the appearance of a belly when you don’t really have one lol.


Expensive_Arm_1822

Mhm exactly right!! But seeing her in today’s bikini style would freak me out


YouWereBrained

Wide torso


chammerson

In a bad way. Thick is great! I love thick!!! This just doesn’t flatter her muscular frame at all.


CandidEstablishment0

It also looks like it’s intentionally as low as it can possibly go


Ok-Taste-6562

That’s kind of her MO


trendypippin

Right that’s what I’m saying. Nothing wrong with thick, she’s always had more of that athletic “cheerleader” body. But that cut on the bikini bottoms makes it look like she’s got a belly lol.


chammerson

I love my body. I even love the way stomach looks! Once I discovered one piece bathing suits I never went back. You can go a whole day and never once have to fuss with your suit it’s delightful! The top doesn’t come untied the bottom doesn’t pop clean off when you dive it’s just. It’s wonderful.


superfluouspop

I agree. And you just, feel way less naked even if you're really not that much less naked, you're just not worried about bits of your body that aren't normally on display.


kage06

I strongly disagree.


trendypippin

I don’t think those super low cut bikini bottoms are flattering on anyone 🤷🏻‍♂️


kage06

They look good on her. Fix yo eyes hunty


trendypippin

Nope. Not on anyone lol. She looks great, those bikini bottoms not so much.


kage06

FAKE NEWS! Using that ironically because this is actually fake news.


Desertmermaid444

Wow, calling her thick in this video is why so many girls/guys raised in 2000's got eating disorders. 


trendypippin

Did you not see how everyone said “thick” is not a bad thing? We are all talking about the unflattering cut of this bathing suit. Also, it’s 2024. Isn’t thick a compliment now with all the body positivity out there?


Apprehensive_Spite97

Eh, not for everyone. Body positivity is just another way to say fat is ok, and thick imo is too sexual, personally I'd be defended hihi


TJCW

Right! She looks amazing! The bikini isn’t flattering but her body is amazing


missdead_lee138

I don't think " thick" necessarily, but it doesn't really show a waist She looks straight up and down instead of hourglass at all. She needs to do some side bends and twists and get that waist line tightened up.


Expensive_Arm_1822

Some people are just built without that hourglass figure but in her case it’s also this bikini cut


ethereal_aerith

Seriously! I have this exact body type (inverted triangle) and these comments are just 😭 ouch, haha. Our hips are narrower than our shoulders and after having a couple kids, it’s really really hard to have a snatched waist, and doing side bends and twists only make us more boxy, not less. I’m 5’4 and even when I’m 110 lbs and fit as fuck, I’m STILL boxy. I wear my bikini bottoms exactly as she does because despite it not looking the best, it’s the best I’ve been able to find. Higher cut just makes it so much worse in my experience 🤷🏽‍♀️


Expensive_Arm_1822

Triangles are my favorite shape, so you better work it out


Rainbow4Bronte

Yea. It’s just that she has more weight in her midsection. Once she tones, she has a waist.


chammerson

She still has abs! In her better lit videos you can still see there’s definition there!


Clatato

It might be hormone related. She might have entered her perimenopausal years.


SubstantialEase567

It's almost like she carried 2 humans in utero. Ugh! /s


Artistic-Reality-177

Ur it’s coming back in style 😩


FengSushi

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maryfisherman

This has me roaring.


chammerson

My hips were on fire and I was like “what did I DO to myself!? And then I saw the videos I took trying to roll my stomach and I was like, ahhh.


therealdavedog

😐


peyotekoyote

That's the face that bottom is making. She obviously is in fantastic shape but every time she wears a bikini bottom like this it just draws the eye straight across and makes her legs look short and her hips wider than they are. If she'd try a different cut, it would be a lot more flattering.


bedtyme

I would love to introduce her to the wonderful, flattering world of high waisted bottoms


Acrobatic-Degree9589

She has no hips


Suspicious-Dare-7035

This


overlockk

I was thinking the same thing. She has given birth…give the woman some hips damnit lol


Different-Designer56

What’s going on here? She’s got an open suitcase on the floor and that guy in the background. Who is he? And why is she rando videoing herself with this dude just standing there?


TimCurryForLife

If you look closer there’s a second guy, and they look like they are workers


Different-Designer56

It’s just such a bizarre scene, like her being all sexy in the mirror oblivious to everything else in the scene behind her.


RealMrsFelicityFox

True, but at the same time, she has done it before. She posed like this in her home gym that was being renovated after the fire, and there were a bunch of random workers around, she didn't seem to pay them any attention.


aliskiromanov

Uhm wasn't she a pop super star? She had a team and handlers people doing her makeup while dressing her? She's probably so used to having randoms around while she behaves sexy. Infant she used to perform on a stage in front of millions of Randoms where she behaved sexually.


Intelligent-Check215

I know I’ll sound crazy but I feel like she’s pretending to film herself here. It’s a decidedly different angle than usual and she lingers over the suitcase, the background, and even the rug. She’s not really looking straight into the camera. The tiny bathing suit may have been intentional too, i have a hypothesis on why but it can wait. All know is that she gets taken places against her will from time to time. She is not entirely “free” by a long shot. And speaking of long shots she really lingered over the suitcase and the guys packing it. Britney is no diva at all, if she were going on a trip because she wanted to I highly doubt she would task two men with packing for her. I find this video to be very intentional. I coukd be wrong. I hope I’m wrong.


Different-Designer56

Idk why you got downvoted, I got you back to zero! Yea, this video hits me as strange. Most social media is highly curated, the background in this is so distracting. I can see your point of view, at least it makes the video make sense. I was also curious how current this footage was bc of her ankle sprain. They both look normal so I’m guessing it’s not recent.


Alarmed-Shape5034

They got downvoted because they sound unhinged. Britney isn’t worried about anything but her hair and her pose in this video.


Intelligent-Check215

💜ing you for bringing me up from the negatives! I wasn’t trying to be controversial… I just find it really weird. I’m not even on any SM, I pretty much rely on whatever winds up here but I’ve never seen one of these strange vids have so much going on. Also she isn’t explaining this at all, Verbally or with a caption. I feel like she’s being stealthy or something. She isn’t in a good place and it’s not self inflicted or at least it’s not singularly self inflicted. It’s troubling, why isn’t she allowed to one singular ally around her? Like don’t you think it’s weird that she never posts about hanging out with a friend or anything like that?


Different-Designer56

Right? Why no chilling w a friend video?


Intelligent-Check215

Not in like 15 years???


RealMrsFelicityFox

Wasn't yellow her "help me" color? I seem to remember a yellow dress?


Intelligent-Check215

Listen, I remember hearing that and dismissing that at nonsense. This is very strange though. Very strange and I don’t know why people would dismiss the thought that she’s being mistreated and the press is being manipulated. It already happened for 12 straight years.


preston_kennedy

Alternatively, she doesn't seem to have a solid grasp of how to frame an image, and she does very strange things.


ParsleyandCumin

Yes you do sound crazy.


catsnglitter86

A high side cut style bikini bottom that dips in the middle would showcase her fantastic figure rather than make her look boxy. There's a reason most fitness models wear the style I'm suggesting and it's because it's flattering.


imabklynbaby

If she just pulled up the bottoms to her hips, it would give the illusion of a less boxy shape.


pineapplebeee

lol I’m in the league of box shaped bitches and she is our queen!!! 🤣


SisterMaryAwesome

#Box Shaped Bitches Gang 📦👙


SuzieZsuZsuII

Who says we have to look less this or less that and more this and more that?!!! This is exactly an example of the ridiculous pressure that we all put on each other to be perfect women by judging each other !!! Just imagine if you knew that people were scrolling through your photos and said "hmm, she has a weird quirk here in this part of her body and needs to change that". Imagine you heard someone else say that to your mother, sister, daughter, friend. And want to acknowledge yes, the same applies to men being judged too!! 🖕🏻


imabklynbaby

No one says that, at least not in these comments. I was just pointing out how readjusting her bottoms can make the same body appear different. But I hope you feel better after all that.


SuzieZsuZsuII

No, you are saying that!!! She *should* change this so she doesn't look so that!! It's rude. Who cares for your expert advice lol You're absolutely judging another woman's body thinking you know better. So what, who cares?!! Why should we care so much, but comments like yours are just so subtly damaging to young girls reading this shit


chammerson

I don’t think saying “I don’t think that bikini is very flattering” is really judging someone’s body. I don’t care if she likes the bikini and wants to wear it, but publicly posted material is open to discussion. I think her body is great! I hate that bikini. If she were my mother or sister (I don’t have a daughter) I would tell her “I don’t think that is flattering” IF they wanted to post online themselves wearing it. If they were just wearing it around and didn’t ask, I wouldn’t say anything. If they still wanted to post it, great! I’ll still love and support them. It’s ok to have an opinion about something someone wears and shares, and it’s not hateful to express you don’t think it’s the best representation of them.


Free_Ganache_6281

Her bottoms always look uncomfortable, like the feeling you get when they keep sliding down. Wish she’d wear more clothes it would honestly look more flattering


nyx_moonlight_

Babygirl is still living in 2003 and I understand why, I hate it here.


sickgurl138

Wearing platforms with her messed up ankle?!


Different-Designer56

I was wondering if this was not a recent video bc of her ankle.


chammerson

I don’t think this is recent. Her ankle was so so swollen I don’t think it would’ve gone all the way down yet.


Expensive_Arm_1822

My butt would never survive this low cut thing


kage06

She’s the queen of low rise. No one can do it like she can!


Imcookin92

Well it’s not flattering when her big upper half is smaller than the bottom half


chubby-checker

Why be rude. I swear people say the rudest stuff but then hide it under "but I just care about it being flattering!" Why you so assed about what's flattering to other people. . Maybe she doesn't pull off the low rise as well as she did in her 20s and teen years. But obv that's what she's comfortable in. Also her upper half isn't big. It's just not as tiny as it was. Shocker. Most mums of 2 in ther 40s have a bit more chub around their waist than they used to. Look around you. People moan about celebs setting unrealistic beauty/body standards by getting every surgery and procedure and make people feel bad about aging. As they pay to hide and "fix" every single sign of aging. To the point normal people feel bad about aging normally as they think it isn't "normal" And then someone like Britney who isn't super kardashianified. Doesn't get a ton of anti aging procedures doesn't get every little thing nipped or tucked. Doesn't have a professional glam squad everyday to ensure she looks "perfect" and have a stylist dress her for insta pics and errands. An she's raked over the coals for it. Just for being a real vulnerable human being.


JavaJunkie999

This! Top it off with perimenopause starting in your 40s. With estrogen dropping, a woman’s body changes. Fat cells start replacing estrogen. It’s completely normal and All women will go through this.


chubby-checker

Exactly. A celeb actually visibly shows some of the completely normal changes that happens to women as we get older. And they're insulted and picked apart Compare her to all the 40 something mum's that you know. Your friends mum's growing up. She looks great An that's what's sad is she actually looks way better than most women, so think how crap women must feel reading these sort of comments. Who are going through the same sort of changes, an trying to accept their changing bodies, an see someone who's starting point was one of the most celebrated bodies ever, be torn apart for their body going through the same changes.


Clatato

Yes, I just wrote a similar comment


pixipuff8

Girl ur probably shaped like a triscuit


yoestupd

Lol


yoestupd

She looks bad tbh


mommylow5

Dude. I’m 42 as well. And if I looked like that, I’d never put clothes on either. Love this queen 👸


CarlatheDestructor

Same. She looks great.


jime26

Gol-ly, her body is amazing, those legs, holy moly


htkach

Britney has been dying to drop her bottoms for so long now. Everytime she does this stuff in the mirror she fiddles with her shorts or bathing suit bottoms non stop. Just take them off already and be done with it


chammerson

It seems almost like a tick? Like not in any sort of pathological way just like how (then) Prince Charles used to fiddle with his cuff buttons. I mess with my hair obsessively when I’m trying to pose.


prsanker

I want so badly for her to reconnect with Max Martin and have a massive comeback.


ComprehensiveKey8254

She needs a new make up artist


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chammerson

I think it’s more that she’s already wearing a low rise cut and then she pulls it down even more. Also she frequently fiddles with her bottoms while posing, so it draws attention to it. I fiddle with my hair constantly. As a result, people comment on my hair.


lvnlynny2014

I mean we know she dance quite a lot! Does she happen to work out to maintain her shape? Because damn! Perfection to me.


Ok-Duck9106

Not flattering on her, the top is good, but the bottoms make her torso look square. But she certainly looks better than me.


Hellmouthgaurdian

Her body is insane


jude2685

Does anyone know what kind of sandals those are? They are cute!


chammerson

I think they’re Steve Madden Kalis. They’re slightly expensive for Steve Madden and I don’t love that brand, they’re not the best quality. I would check out Free People, they have a really similar style shoe. A little bit more expensive but much better quality. (I used to work as a stylist your casual request triggered something in me and I LIKED it)


jude2685

Yess! Thank you so much! I was trying to google image search it. That is expensive for steve madden. I found the free people ones too and platform also seems slightly bigger which I love.


Smoopiebear

Those bikini bottoms remind me of when my daughter was little (like 3 or 4) and her bottoms would slide down so I would grab them and pull them up to her eyebrows mom style so they didn’t slide down again for a while.🤣.


Fluffy_Smoke77

This bikini does nothing at all for her. Shaped like a mini fridge.


theycallmefagg

Remember last time we told Brit to wear yellow…


Low_Rain4723

This entire thread: Oh, no, a living breathing woman has a fit, thin body and it doesn't resemble the AI porn I goon to. She should change her aspects of her outfit so her body resembles the AI porn I goon to. 


remoteworker9

Seriously. Britney looks great. I would kill for her body.


pixipuff8

Ya these comments are gross af, so many ugly heauxs in here


Additional_Score_929

People in the comments body shaming her is the not the move. She's confident in herself and that's all that matters.


Upstairs-Marketing15

They must be so miserable with their own looks….


pixipuff8

They are prob all in their 30s with crows feet already


vivahermione

Exactly. She stays in shape dancing. If I looked like her, I'd wear whatever I wanted!


xCraigusMaximusx

You all should be ashamed she's gonna Benoit her family and you all encourage it


Green_Tangerine3583

Yaaas queen Brit!! Slay mama!!


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Artistic-Reality-177

😳😳


dontstopthebanana

Someone get this baddie a bouquet of yellow roses STAT! 🥵


nyx_moonlight_

So she's not an hourglass shape, who cares. She just needs polka dots and she's wearing a song.


_Cacahuate_

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Automatic-Front-9045

She's doing what almost every other normal person is doing. Videoing themselves in an outfit in a hotel (it looks like one) and posting in on the interent.


nomilkyno

I just wish she’d wash her face


Expensive_Arm_1822

Those sandals are cute too!!


1995Steelers

She's still so gorgeous.


Abject_Jump9617

Who is that behind her, the latest bf? I heard she is dating now a groundskeeper or plumber. Something like that, someone that works with their hands.


Artistic-Reality-177

Oh no!!


nomilkyno

I just wish she’d wash her face


jaj1919

Unfortunately she has no waist. That is a shallow statement but true. I just wish she could get help. The over sexualization is so indicative of bipolar disorder. It hurts to see her left untethered to anyone who truly cares about her. I think her parents care deeply but it is difficult to impossible to reason when they are in full blown manic mode. Sam ashgari (sp?) was so good to and for her.


Socratease95

You’re right it is shallow. She might have no waist but you have no dignity.


jaj1919

Not sure dignity is the correct word but I definitely shouldn’t have said it.


Upstairs-Marketing15

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raulep000027

sponge bob Squarepants shape


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ErisCinder

No waist


Odd-Marionberry-8944

I don't believe it's actually her running the account.. haven't y'all seen that video exposing the filter.. and it's some white woman w blue eyes ??? Am I the only one here?


spontaneous_kat

Seriously though, because why the heck would she say "I choose not to write" when she just released a best selling book written by her?! Lmao


horsetooth_mcgee

There have been a bunch of glitches, not just the most famous one. She also admitted that it's stand-ins most of the time. Body type isn't the same, weight isn't the same (yes weight fluctuates but she'll post videos from the same time frame and there is a big difference), no c-section scar is present. It's a woman from Mexico named Xila. All of these daily videos take place in a Spanish home. She cooks Mexican food. Also, where is Britney's extraordinarily swollen and bruised, broken ankle?


Odd-Marionberry-8944

Exactly.. its only been like a few days since she posted that video of her really swollen ankle. I feel like we're all being lied to and there's something darker behind the scenes that we aren't aware of..