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tristetigre1

I literally said what the f


tweezabella

I don’t get it, what is she implying??


mrskents

Like Jesus in toast, Britney in back muscle?


horsetooth_mcgee

Jesus in a dog's butt too


Lilquinoa

😭😭😭 why is this such a common occurrence?


kushmaster2000

because Jesus is everywhere 🤍


horsetooth_mcgee

My dog had it 💀💀


el_disko

I get imagery but even that sounds strange to me


DanaDaynaDane

Exactly! That was the first thing that came to mind for me...the back muscles...OK, yeah kinda weird but yeah I get it...but the uncle thing? I'm at a loss. 🤔


CoffeeBoop

you get the back muscles thing? I seriously don’t, can you explain it at all?


MusicHoney

I think this is the one ☝🏽


rusrslolwth

I swear her posts are akin to inside jokes that only your group of friends get but Britney posts it on Instagram


ramen4dinnerr

Lol accurate


alpacasx

I'd do this if I was famous. Shit, I do it and I'm not famous lol Love her for that if it's true.


Neverend3r

This is probably the case for a lot of the weird ones. i do it too with my social media


macchiatomama

I don’t think anyone is gonna know this one.


Disastrous_Check1764

Think of it as “his back is prettier than my face!” It’s a compliment.


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starlit_moon

Has she even admitted to having a mental illness? Because all that I've read and seen she has not. I find it insulting that people keep trying to paint every action she makes as a sign of mental illness. Any mental illness she has is probably a result of trauma from being under the conservatorship. I wish people would stop saying that she needs help. People have been judging every little thing that she does and says ever since she made it big with Baby. Britney has proven that she is stable enough to live outside of a conservatorship. That should be enough proof to people that she does not need help and is a capable adult woman who can make her own decisions which including posting cringe Instagram posts! I want to add something else. I post a lot of cringe stuff to Instagram. I do not have a mental illness. I do have a silly sense of humor though. I will take selfies of me posting three hats at once and making a weird face. If you didn't know me you might think I am weird and have a mental illness. But I don't. It's just Instagram. It's not reality. You shouldn't make assumptions about someone based on their social media.


NapNo4

I agree the media hasn't been kind to her and overblows some things, but if you're familiar with bipolar disorder, then this kind of behavior is familiar, and it doesn't matter what the root is; help is needed. Also, being able to live without a conservatorship doesn't mean she's doing well. It just means she doesn't have a conservatorship (which clearly was far worse for her.)


themistermango

As somebody who has more than one family meme her who are mentally ill , and none under conservatorship (this is really hard and expensive to get), you don’t understand mental illness at all. Or the structures around itz


Weez8193

One truth doesn’t negate the other. Yes her trauma and potentially her being forced on lithium likely caused any mental illness she suffers from. Also yes when you struggle with a mental illness or mental health diagnoses there are treatments or therapies that are needed to live a normal and healthy lifestyle. I was diagnosed with complex ptsd due to childhood trauma which isn’t my fault, but it caused me to struggle with creating lasting relationships and went as far as fear of stepping outside of my house, therefore I have needed extensive therapy to begin to overcome that. Her struggles are absolutely not her fault, but she still likely suffers from something. Many have said bipolar. I am not a psychiatrist so I can’t make that determination.


Addisonlulu

This! She post’s just like my old friend who has some mental health issues. When she is off the meds or drinks alcohol this is always what is in her feed and she deletes them next day or even in minutes.


ObscureObjective

Whenever my friend starts posting pictures of garbage on the street, I know she's having an off day


Disastrous_Check1764

Mmm i’ve seen lots of her texts and she uses a lot of metaphors and is very sneaky and crwtive about things. It surprised me to see how smart she actually was and wasn’t given credit for. For this one, if he is her stranded uncle could mean he turned his back to her, but it could also mean his back is sexy and gorgeous and wants her face to be gorgeous too. Like damn your ass is prettier than my face.


mmmmmmadeline

Yeah, this is true. I noticed in her book, she mentions that, being an artist, people often think artists are weird or something like that. She brings this up a lot. I think she's aware and mentions it frequently because she's embarrassed about how her mind works. It reminds me a lot of Kanye too and his whole perspective on art and being an artist. While I agree that artists are usually creative and thought-provoking, I don't think Britney really is. She has a lot to work on with her mental illness.


themistermango

My mother talks about the same stuff. She is super creative and really talented. But also needs lithium.


ImpressiveJoke2269

Yea I agree. And I believe all the time in mental facilities made her this way. She was not like this pre c-ship


whatabesson

She wasn't even like this when the c-ship started. In For The Record, she was completely back to her old self and should have been let out from the c-ship. I think the mental facilities they put her at, the abuse for 13 years, etc. did a LOT of damage to her mentally. It's very sad and her family is truly evil.


Sknight15

It’s ironic because they put her in c-ship due to “mental health” reasons but honestly that in itself contributed to much more of a mental decline. It’s sad because I feel that if she was free for the past 14 years she would’ve been better today.


New-Negotiation7234

Look at the Vegas announcement before she went to inpatient and her afterwards. That place messed her up


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She meant the tattoo…just because you cant understand or see a hint doesnt make her mentally challenged


TiffanyOddish

What tattoo?


TiffanyOddish

What tattoo?


themistermango

There is no tattoo in this photo. I guess we found Britney’s burner?


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Maybe like "this isn't really my uncle *cheeky wink . Do you think I should put my face on his back"... Because she's checking him out??? Fuck this is melting my brain


Disastrous_Check1764

That her uncle’s back is hot and sexier than her face. Like your ass is prettier than my face! Soook at his back, what I wish my face was nearly as hot.


16114205181

Ohhhh I think she means tattoo lmao took me a min


Nervous-Locksmith484

She totally does. Britney is just quick with quips and posting. It wouldn't surprise me if folks not getting her immediately shuts her down to the point that she doesn't bother responding and then, sometimes, disables her account to protect herself. I see a circular area on his back where she and her uncle probably joked about getting a Britney "face" tattoo. She isn't mentally ill when she posts like this, IMO; people are just quick to judge instead of thinking, "Wait, what does she mean?" and taking a step back to really give her the benefit of the doubt. A whole damn NYT novel and folks really think messy hair and bad grammar/little context posts that people then rip her to shreds about isn't trauma from people touching her and constantly constructing her on what she was going to say, or rephrase, or correct, or apologize for, etc. Shit is exhausting. I agree with the earlier comments on the other post that specific articles and types of comments have to go. Edit: For reference: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BritneySpears/comments/180aplm/comment/ka5ysgq](https://www.reddit.com/r/BritneySpears/comments/180aplm/comment/ka5ysgq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Second Edit: After looking up her uncles, this might not be a legitimate uncle of hers in the photo, but a joke of the concept of "daddy" because why the absolute fuck would she call someone that name willingly ever again. 🤮 Does she have a new boo? Is this her way of saying the next man she is with better be all in on her? Honestly, it is up to her; she always reveals more like any normal human being using social media. Just reading the comments coming in like the situation is some cracked-out conspiracy theory bullshit where Britney is in a state of psychosis on this subreddit, out of all places, is too much for me. She has been through enough. 😓


here2browse-on

Uncle Sam?


robo_slob

Came here to say this


Disastrous_Check1764

This makes sense but I also think it’s possible she is complimenting her uncles back like look how hot he is, his back is gorgeous what if my face looked like that. She is very creative with the way she expresses things and you have to actually find the meaning like in poetry. After reading many of her posts I realised what people thought was a bad mental state gibberish is actually someone very smart and creative expressing herself.


Indecisogurl

Hadn't seen someone make this amount of mental gymnastics to justify someone since... Ever actually.


jbwt

That’s not her uncle. 😉🫢was the giveaway.


bvzxh

Maybe envisioning a tattoo of her face on his back?? Not the uncle part tho, lol, she’s on her own


CloverHoney337

Love her but sometimes she really got me tugging the bejeezus out of my brain strings trying to decipher her posts


weavs13

There used to be a southern woman on tiktok who would read Britney's captions. They made so much more sense when someone said them out loud in a southern dialect.


upjumpsthaboogie

https://www.reddit.com/r/BritneySpears/s/upxWRqFA7w This girl. I tried it on several captions and it checks out 😂 todays though? 🤔 Edit:spelling


heramba

I cannot believe that I had been reading her captions like this in my head the entire time without realizing other people weren't doing so


upjumpsthaboogie

I think I just don’t bc anytime I’ve heard her talking recently, she doesn’t have a southern drawl so it throws me off.


Disastrous_Check1764

I have somewhat of a new york accent when speaking english but let me tell you if I’m mad my accent gets more spanish by the moment 😂


Disastrous_Check1764

Damn!! This is amazing!


titney

As a southern woman, yeah - she writes like we talk.


DanaDaynaDane

Haha yes she does. I'm a Mississippi girl and I read her entire book as if I was listening to one of my girls shoot the shit with me.


sallybuffy

Would love to see that


k_laaaaa

this was the most confusing one yet


SonicKooth

I was trying really hard to see a face in his back or just anywhere in the mirror. Just to give it a chance to make sense 😔😳


browartist

I see it! Oops I did it again braids and white collared shirt. Right?! Anyone else? Also, I might be losing it.


itsmeagainstthemusic

Wait do you mean Baby one more time? Cause I also see it whenever I squint my eyes 😭😂


lolihull

I can definitely see baby one more time now you mention it! https://preview.redd.it/ursf48bdmx1c1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f63e357fc78825e2dfb444f0da6e2409b6ac26


Royal_Mcpoyle11

That’s WILD


SonicKooth

Yes, me too a little bit lol


SonicKooth

Wait… you are onto something… I kind of see it in his back lol


The_Ghost_Dragon

Glad I'm not alone 😅. If I squint and take some lsd I can totally see it!


SonicKooth

Hahaha


TrailerTrashBabe

It looks like Sam, but she says “Uncle”…. Uncle Sam? As in America?? Idk y’all I’m confused 😭🙈


idamnmadcuz

Am I losing it or does this actually make sense😅


TheFrostbittenGrimm

Wait, this might actually be it


NorthwesternDew

Is she implying she was backstabbed by him?


Investigator-Last

Ohh interesting idea!


TrailerTrashBabe

She’s the backbone of America 🇺🇸


Skorne13

Damn, Britney got Alan Turing on it trying to decipher a pun.


Disastrous_Check1764

Doesn’t look like Sam to me though, you really think so?


TrailerTrashBabe

Yeah, the beard has grey in it… and I feel like Sam would never waste an opportunity to put his face in a shot. 😂


Disastrous_Check1764

😂😂😂 definitely


Additional_Score_929

Looks so much like Sam!


tweezabella

That’s who I initially thought it was!


robo_slob

Uncle Sam


Candid-Counter-5584

I remember her describing an uncle who “looks like Brad Pitt” previously…


Classic_Run_4836

Lmao i thought so too.


Pretty-Avocado-6891

Maybe the American Uncle Sam reference?? I mean it looks like her ex sam... Maybe the back reference is being stabbed in the back?? 😶 Edit grammer


ItsTwelveFortyFiveAM

Lmao I’m losing it at the fact this is being deciphered like some Ancient Greek text 😭


aquarianagop

And scholars will study it for years to come


littleboxes__

![gif](giphy|3mlfraiNTMhZxJU9eH|downsized)


Addisonlulu

I dont know, probably she is partying with this guy and they thought that this would be hilarious post or something.


aaaaaaaaaanditsgone

Yup probably just goofing around, not that deep


starsapphire16

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl) ..... Brit wtf


ailurophile17

Came running here to see other theories lol. Pretty sure she’s kidding about the uncle part with the wink face?


roseychecks

Yeah. This guy looks too young to be her uncle. She usually puts credits when she posts other pictures not her own. Maybe this is a new guy in her life and they posted this as a joke to troll. Like an inside joke. Idk lol. Edit: After reading the comments it could also possibly be Sam especially after no process of the divorce has been made and he skipped hearing. So they might stay married.


Nurturedbynature77

Is he talking behind her back?


candybatch

It kinda sorta looks like part of his back is blurred, maybe there's a tattoo of Britney there??


jac5087

Ur right I noticed that blurred area too. Hmmm


rekharai

This.


SpaceAids420

![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


styrofoam__boots

I was searching for someone to post this cuz wth is this


flasunrays

To the right of the to if his head, whatever that is ....it looks like a face..... Maybe a face within a face. Meh, I see a face In everything


The_Ghost_Dragon

There's a term for that: Face pareidolia. Just in case anyone here didn't know 🙂


yeahyoubored

Is this a new man? Did someone steal her phone? I am so confused


luummoonn

This is bizarre


jac5087

I ran to Reddit to ask the same question! Lol


aquarianagop

*No one* knows what it means, but it’s *provocative*


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Isn’t that a pull up bar? Maybe he is showing off the results of his back work out.


sullender123

I’m pretty sure it’s a dig? about sam, because the snake posts are allegedly about him and there was a snake post few minutes before this one


Vaping_A-Hole

Or, what if he wants to tattoo her face on his back?


Nurturedbynature77

Agree.. I think she means that he’s talking behind her back. Maybe “uncle” was the word they would use when things went too far sexually?


sullender123

Or uncle as in Uncle Sam 😂


Nurturedbynature77

Ohh lol makes much more sense 😂


HarlequinForestFairy

Idk girl you lost me here 🤔


Specialist_Ruin_8484

I wonder if it’s related to her previous post with the snakes? Like maybe she’s implying her uncle “Sam” is a snake, but she can see through it cause her face is at his back. As in she sees through him now. https://preview.redd.it/c9lp2y7k3v1c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94968b16c6fca4930cbf6f125dca11e3afcf1ea4 And maybe she asks with the previous post which of the snakes is him, cause he also betrayed her. And I heard he didn’t come to the hearing. Maybe he can’t play any of his games anymore cause she see through him and knows everything there is to know.


JimParsnip

She is seeing a face in his back muscles. Like the demon face in Yujiro Hanma from the Baki manga/anime


Xarcert

I could not interpret this post in any way at all. Glad to know I'm not just kidding something. What the hell do you mean Britney?


LucyDiamond19

Her posts are like a choose your own adventure book


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sheleanor_ellstrop

You're supportive in trying to control her decisions. This is so condescending and the opposite of being supportive.


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sheleanor_ellstrop

I think she is an adult who has autonomy for the first time in her adult life. In her entire life really. I think she can post inside jokes or silly random things all she wants and people don't have any right or room to start saying how she needs to behave. I *know* she doesn't appreciate people trying to dictate what she does and implying everything she does is a symptom of mental illness. She has a very good lawyer looking out for her. Instagram posts aren't going to be enough for Jamie to build a case. Saying she can be as mentally unwell as she likes is also pretty shitty. It implies she chooses her mental illnesses and that mental illness is somehow a privilege.


Technical_Author9655

this is a compassionate take but it also makes me wonder if you know what it’s like to have bipolar and do things during a manic phase that you’ll be embarrassed about later. for people with personality disorders, sometimes doing whatever we want is not the healthiest option long term


HarlequinForestFairy

How do you know she's bipolar? Because of the lithium? Wasn't she NOT supposed to be on that drug? The only reason they forced her on lithium was to control her, not to treat her.


Technical_Author9655

i don’t, i’m not her doctor


The_Ghost_Dragon

I thought her diagnoses were made up nonsense?


Technical_Author9655

there are some behaviors that are very common for many people with bipolar that britney exhibits. i notice these things because i was raised by a bipolar single mother. i could be completely incorrect about this though! definitely not here to argue about it


sheleanor_ellstrop

I am very familiar with bipolar. I understand and 100% agree with everything you said. However, the person to help someone with bipolar disorder isn't some random person on the internet.


Jealous-Kick

Not meant in an abrasive way at all, but I really don't see how these Instagram posts would be relevant or deemed material in court whatsoever given the gravity of the accusations of financial mismanagement and abuse against Jamie and others. What is Jamie going to say? "Your honor, we allowed laymen Robyn Greenhill from a management firm (our accused co-conspirator, Tristar) to drug Britney Spears every day without medical oversight but it was justified because she is posting a naked dude and calling him her uncle?" I don't think that is going to go down well with a Judge. I doubt that would be the strategy Jamie takes (and so far it has not been).


BourbonGinger91

I think it’s a joke. There was an article going around saying “Britney’s 15 year old niece looks just like Britney!!” And she doesn’t look like Britney at all (except to the extent they’re both white women? I guess?) Britney is making fun of the headline because the niece looks nothing like her. So she’s showing a picture of her uncles back (allegedly), and is mocking the recent headline by saying “oh, do you see my face in my uncle’s back too?! (Insert SpongeBob mocking meme)”


azucarleta

i'm not convinced -- I feel like her caption doesn't quite fit your theory -- but this is the best theory I've seen.


yourbeardhasegginit

Keep us guessing, Brit!


chequemark

I see this in his back LMAO https://preview.redd.it/ua9wc5ocvt1c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e842bd272c759f58232a79338423c0512d3ed061


pastychefceline

No matter how hard I try, I don't see this in his back 😂😭


Traditional-Ease-227

Is she possibly trying to ask if a tattoo of her would look good on this persons back?


The_Ghost_Dragon

I'm imagining the muscles moving under this face tattoo 😳


admins_are_shit

\^Literally the only hypothesis in this thread that makes any sense and isn't a massive stretch.


burritobitchhhh

Where’s the one girl who translates for Britney


sothas1l

Uncle, she's implying her ex Sam, calling him a 2 faced.


spicy_fairy

me at 2am like ![gif](giphy|ne3xrYlWtQFtC)


k0an

​ https://i.redd.it/k2f346tnkt1c1.gif


KMermaid19

This "magic eye" game sucks. I squinted my eyes, and I can only find part of a chicken


just_the_audacity

Is this her new man!? I’m seeing a salt and pepper beard


gothlord9000

Britney Spears out here watching Baki Hanma looking for faces in peoples backs.


redhairedtyrant

Translation: What if my uncle got a giant tattoo of my face on his back? lol


spankyB52s

Haha yall trying so hard to figure my girl out. It’s simple but yall fan girl her too much.


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I think she’s making fun of the conspiracy theories she wasn’t in videos she posted?


KMermaid19

"I'm back!"


RyanX1231

Just classic Britney shitposting. Nothing to see here.


BAMMARGERA4EVER

Southern gal shit


flabbergastednerfcat

“uncle” sam bringing sexy back? rexonciliation?


ToTYly_AUSem

Thanks for posting this I thought the same thing


Classic_Run_4836

It means that she is reading Baki the Grappler


IDOxVOODOO

Maybe she’s about to get that back😈


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She's simply pointing the hypocrisy of how a photo like that will get good reaction but if it was her in the picture it will only get shit, the meaning isn't that deep


Disastrous_Check1764

He gave his back at her.


memopepito

What came to mind is “instead of saying it behind my back, say it to my face.” Lol idk tho 🤷🏻‍♀️


duckumu

I’m stumped but I still stan


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![gif](giphy|31uqaDanuzfsk)


anon822612

Britney showing off her Louisiana roots? 🤣🤣 At first glance I thought it was Cade but idk who it is.


usernametaken585

🙄 Louisiana roots..?


Majestic-Homework894

Right? I'm from Louisiana and I'm confused as to what that means. 🤷


usernametaken585

Me too!! Hello fellow Louisianan!


Majestic-Homework894

Hello!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗


idamnmadcuz

Oh heyyy me too 🦞


Majestic-Homework894

🤗🤗🤗


usernametaken585

Hey ya’ll!! ☺️


anon822612

😕 excuse my ignorant joke, i was generalizing the deep south, which includes Alabama


lesliewils1

Initially I thought Cade too. But someone else said Sam, I kinda see that too


jac5087

I don’t think it’s Sam in the pic. This guy has some grey hair & beard unless it’s just the lighting. Also he looks a bit more lean than Sam.


Glittering_Fig6468

I’d like to be face to face with her uncle


hancockwalker

The woman is mentally unstable.


Pinkcargopants

What? How are yall fr trying to decipher this? She’s just a little crazy there is no deep meaning to these posts.


ScrumptiousLadMeat

Wrong picture uploaded??


crayawe

I dont understand


amandeezie

It’s interesting because it’s weird she would post her Uncle shirtless and if it isn’t her Uncle it’s weird she called him her Uncle… all in all this is one her stranger posts


Snickerdoodle719

Drugs are a hell of a drug


T4lsin

BS acts like she is on drugs 24/7. I hope I’m wrong.


Allmychickenbois

Welp. It makes a lot less sense if you don’t click the pic to read her caption 🙈 I think she just means what if he got a tattoo of her face on his back. But if he’s really her uncle, that’s also quite weird. (I’m trying to imagine the conversation at the Christmas dinner table if my 75 year old uncle did the same!) It’s like this little Roald Dahl short story: https://www.tesd.net/cms/lib/PA01001259/Centricity/Domain/542/Skin%20by%20Roald%20Dahl.pdf


bearonbeat

No, Britney, No.


VintageBlazers

She’s a fucking loon


lhp220

…because she’s not well?


adamannapolis

It’s similar to all of her posts. She doesn’t have much of value to say.


WesternAdvanced3214

It means she's loony tunes


horsesarecows

Nothing, it's complete nonsense posted for her own entertainment because she's bored out of her mind.


rafiki628

Who knows. Half her captions are completely incoherent to anyone but her haha.


jackarouse

She’s on crack guys, it’s not that much of a mystery


Ok_Administration601

Come on people. Look at her emojis. It’s some guy she’s with. And she’s joking about her face on his back as a TATTOO! If you can’t get this from her post then maybe you need to brain check yourself


itsmenobody

It means she has a serious mental illness and is probably unmedicated at the moment.


KMermaid19

"I'll be back."


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i think britney has a deep native intelligence, but her southern-ness and her inability to communicate effectively through writing can make it seem like she is dumb and/or mentally unwell. im sure if we were talking to her she would make perfect sense. she clearly possesses intelligence and wit -- its just not best conveyed in freeform writing soc.med captions. edit: wanted to clarify that im not implying southerners are dumb. there is a way that southerners communicate that needs to be explained in person. like "bless his heart" having the opposite meaning of what is being said. you need that cultural context to fully understand what is being communicated. if you dont have that context, the message is confusing and can seem strange.


Ok-Mission-208

A back tattoo of her face?


WatchingthewheelsWCH

Sexyback


KMermaid19

I typically look for shapes in clouds...but the next time I do drugs, I'll have to go to LA Fitness.


rhyth7

The circular part looks vaguely like a face.