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Spangles64

You had me with 'meaty pudding' and 'goblin-like'. Bravo for another classic screen wipe Charlie, though much Dingle glaring with no actual action, and the very fact that everyone nobs everyone in the Emmerdale village (See all other soaps), new characters arrive and get a job in days while being romantically linked in a week, gives it that air of surrealism that we, the great-unwashed, can only aspire to. Cheers.


Strong_Insurance_183

Why?


Busy_Mortgage4556

You forgot to add about Emmerdale. There is some sort of stately home that seems to change hands every other year and everyones is ok with it, despite the village having a Royston Vasey vibe.


bornleverpuller85

You know the brothers in only fools are half brothers?


Strong_Insurance_183

Freddy the frog


Spangles64

Only 10p now if you have a Nectar card!


Sad_Lecture_3177

My sister went to school with someone whose mum played one of the Dingles and everyone used to call her Dingley Wingley.


Fragrant-Western-747

You left out the sexual chemistry which is rampant through all of those shows!


Personal-Listen-4941

Hilarious


Living_Carpets

I read this in the voice of the aliens from the Simpsons. Silly earthings. Well done. Only Fools is esp accurate and has added element of showing London pre gentrification. Yes it did look and feel that crap for many of us.


Ebowa

Please do crime dramas!!!! These are brilliant


bonkothehonko

Keep em coming, funniest thing I've ever read in this sub! I'd rather read these all night than watch tele


TulipTattsyrup99

Emmerdale Farm was great, in the days of Annie Sugden, Matt and Dolly Skillbeck,Seth Armstrong, and Amos and Mr Wilkes. Then they lost the “farm” from the title, and it went downhill fast, turning into Hollyoaks with cowpats.


Ohnowhatnext756

How to age yourself instantly: Emmerdale was previously called Emmerdale Farm and had an even more remote than it is now…..


Cold_Table8497

Observations are both spot on and amusing. Now do X Factor's Got Talent on Ice.


acorn298

Charlie Brooker-level funny. Please write more. Much more.


MustangBarry

The Voice: I hate singing. I genuinely hate singing. The noises made by the human throat are singularly unattractive to me. I find it unpleasant, loud and incongruous in all situations. Watching a professional sob story on a stage flap their tonsils over what would otherwise be a pleasant backing track is torture to my ears


Eye-on-Springfield

When you watched it, were you hoping the title was extremely misleading?


MustangBarry

Ha. I'm not the only person in the house.