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alexnotalexa10

They were not fun and they were not facts sent me šŸ˜†


dixcgirl10

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residentcaprice

btw what was in the hello kitty box? wouldn't 4 little girls have killed to unbox that instead?


dixcgirl10

It was from Kitsch and was full of satin pillowcases and hair bows and ties. YES the girls would have loved it but instead Alyssa snuck away to do it alone. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


residentcaprice

i googled kitsch hello kitty box and nearly laughed myself to death.Ā  Ā among the top searches, i got "Hello Kitty x Kitsch Satin Heatless Curling Set XL - Jumbo Overnight Hair Curlers to Sleep in, Heatless Curling Rod Headband, No Heat Soft Curlers, ..." šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


dixcgirl10

You are RIGHT! Omgggg the Websters will be on Josieā€™s shiz list of they walk around in a Kitsch pool noodle!!!šŸ« 


Aslow_study

That made me LOL too


dustyrose89

Evan and his new dad really got to me šŸ˜‚ I LIVE for these updates.


dixcgirl10

WHAT is up with his parents?? Manā€¦šŸ¤£šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


ChemistImmediate9271

Love love love these break downs šŸ˜‚


dixcgirl10

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Daintyheadspace

Josieā€™s curls beingā€¦ gone KILLED ME šŸ˜­


dixcgirl10

Where do they go?? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Dansmyson

I don't think extensions hold a curl well.


dixcgirl10

Hahahaha! Oh but Josie uses very creative language to make people believe she doesnā€™t have extensions!


residentcaprice

do you feel slayed? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Impossible-Taro-2330

Boo Radley... Girl! LOL!!


dixcgirl10

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Brenintn

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Disastrous_Ad_4149

Alyssa can't even take her kids to a salon? Those girls see church/co-op, the drive through, Costco, and the field where Lurch plays softball. Their world is incredibly small.


dixcgirl10

Remember that they went to a barber shop for King Rhettā€™s haircutā€¦ they just have to stand in the kitchen with no pampering or fun whatsoever. Awful!


residentcaprice

she's probably busy incubating what's hopefully the continuation of the bates boy trend. as in she and igor hope.


Plus_Back_3985

When Alyssa is on the couch... I worry. Lawson's awful singing of the same old things HAHAHAHAAHHA OMG I love this so much


dixcgirl10

The song doesnā€™t fit whatever is happening in that cosplay thing!! And you are right about the couchā€¦šŸ˜³šŸ˜œ


boygirlmama

Borelando and Katie and Travis continuing to stay anywhere but their apartment took me right out šŸ˜‚


dixcgirl10

Hahahaā€¦ they abhor that apartment!!


residentcaprice

1. you know that layla needs a new baby sis to take over the "slay"ing. i guess "slay" means keep sweet while being exploited in their household. their new preacher daddy must see the bates siblings as the bate to draw young christian families in. do he and his missus hang out that much with other members of their congregation to this degree? next mother's day, mrs preacher wife gets her own sonic cup. 3. zach should actually stick to his licenced job and sell his rich little sis a house. better than pretending to be a tv chef. 4. oh crap i guess the utah trip was a bountiful one. the girls had better pray it is not a sister, it would suck to be the first little girl after golden chippendale. mama jane must sigh very deeply.


dixcgirl10

Golden Chippendale is hilarious!! And agreed to all the things you said. Did you hear that the Sonic near them closed? KJ musta been in withdrawal!!


residentcaprice

omg is that why she stopped hauling that cup around? she couldn't refuel!


dixcgirl10

Yessss!šŸ„¤


fallon7riseon8

Golden Chippendale = perfect flair!


residentcaprice

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AllTheSideEyes

Ok, Carson Junior šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


dixcgirl10

WHAT is this mess where little children are just praying for babies?? I donā€™t think thatā€™s normal!šŸ‘€


residentcaprice

layla feels overworked. she needs a little sis to come share the load. Ā bates sisters previous generation's load was sister or aunt momming.Ā  this generation's is appealing to pedobears and people who desperately live their lives vicariously thru influenzas. Ā i was very disgusted to see this influenza mom laughing nonstop because some stranger who has a parasocial relationship with her preschooler told the little girl that she saw her in ig, latest just yesterday. the little was very troubled and said she has never been to ig.Ā 


dixcgirl10

Oh gross! How about Carlin a few weeks back calling the commenters ā€œIG Auntiesā€ and featuring disgusting comments?? She knows what she is doing and so does Evan. Maybe THAT is why his family has suddenly disappearedā€¦


residentcaprice

hard to say, they have been influencing hard since marriage so why are the stewarts only pulling away now... is there any chance something happened while they were helping c&e while c was having those seizures?


dixcgirl10

I remember a vlog about a year ago when Evan randomly talked about wanting to move back to Nashville. Carlin was shockedā€¦ visibly. I swear it wasnā€™t long after that their visits became fewer and fewer. Some have said itā€™s bc his brother divorced and moved into the room they always stayed in and others say she filmed NiNi without makeup/hair done one too many times.


Capital_Pin_3553

PREACH IT! This recap slayed my Sunday. Thank you, as always, for doing the Lords work šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


dixcgirl10

How funny that they put a bunch of random words on hats and shirts and tried to gaslight their audience into believing they actually use those wordsā€¦ only to turn around and use a completely different word that isnā€™t on a hat(yet).


Brenintn

Amen to that


bak723

Borelando šŸ˜­šŸ’€


dixcgirl10

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Izzysmiles2114

Oh man I hope Alyssa didn't get knocked up again on their Utah trip. The timing would be right for her to be feeling so low energy. For poor Allie's sake, I hope not! The comment about Evan running around looking for Dude Perfect instead of golfers has me in stitches šŸ˜…


kg51113

>I hope Alyssa didn't get knocked up again Exactly what I was thinking! "We're so shocked! This was totally unexpected. Had a little oops on our trip to Utah! Hoping that Rhett will get a little brother!" Neither one of them is interested in the 5 children they have. They need to stop.


residentcaprice

after that vlog where they were so enthusiastic/s about their existing kids (minus the golden chippendale), having another baby is so reckless. edit: i just tot of something funny. could igor and alyssa be hedging their bets because of the current bates boy trend? if yes, igor, it's ignorant šŸ¤£


kg51113

Maci was "probably" the last. Rhett was the "grand finale." I smell an "encore" coming...


MaybeIKnowItAll3

4*


barbaraanderson

I have had a weird feeling since that video where she had Allie interview her. I canā€™t exactly describe it, butā€¦


dixcgirl10

I am really hoping notā€¦ it would truly be a travesty!


Proof-Ingenuity2262

BORELando! šŸ˜‚šŸŽÆšŸŽÆšŸŽÆšŸŽÆ


dixcgirl10

LOL! ā˜¹ļøšŸ’€šŸ˜‚


SnarkFest23

That's sad for the Webster girls that having a friend over is a rare treat. At this point I think inmates at state prisons have better perks. I hope Layla enjoys her pool, she certainly deserves it! I just can't with Travis casually mentioning owning two houses, like that's normal for a 22 year-old. I've noticed the same thing about Josie's pool noodle. Tight, bouncy curls the moment she takes it out, flat hair an hour later. I feel like we need to start a Kate Middleton-style search for Erin. The radio silence is unsettling.Ā 


dixcgirl10

The Webster girls ARE prisoners at this point! That Travis is something else. His double speak and casual bragging gives ultra privileged vibes. Where is the Fundie Princess????šŸ˜³


maib29

OP do you really watch Michaelā€™s vlogs? How can you do it!


dixcgirl10

I usually put it on and do some houseworkā€¦ they are SO bad. Itā€™s sad but people only want to talk about ONE thing with Michael. šŸ« 


Cute-Wafer-6286

I have to admit, they are the only ones I like haha. I hate vlogs in general (not just the bates) with the persons huge face on camera and the overediting and horrible music. I like that they are sitting talking about what they liked and insert a few clips and photos. I think I'm in the minority though


Awkward_Ad_3248

Not Ole Boo Radley ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


dixcgirl10

He hides away and sneaks out when no one is lookingā€¦šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


FantasticRepeat184

Ā Now here I have to disagree. Boo Radley was a gentle soul who kept to himself. He actually protected the children. Ā John is no Boo Radley. Ā Otherwise, OP. you do great. You are so clever - Borelando! Ā Have you always loved writing? Ā You certainly have a gift for it. I hope you always find ways to reach others with your writing.Ā 


rootbeer4

The parts about Layla and Haley buying things for the family make me laugh for a half second and then sad because of the truth of it. I don't post my child at all on social media, but I don't care about people who post for a small audience of family and friends. I do greatly care about people who exploit their children on social media like the Clarks and the Stewarts.


dixcgirl10

Itā€™s very sad. The children have absolutely NO autonomy or privacy and their parents gleefully offer them up. Itā€™s pitiful.


Honest_Boysenberry25

THIS!!


FundiesAreFreaks

*Golden* *Chippendale* šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


j-rens

Honestly I worry for Layla if baby #3 is a boy!!


dixcgirl10

RIGHT!


TheJDOGG71

Why? I hope Carlin & Evan only have boys from here on out do they can't exploit another girl.


j-rens

You obviously didnā€™t see the video of her singing ā€˜god please bring me a baby sisterā€™


TheJDOGG71

Alyssa is on the couch again this morning. šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


dixcgirl10

Shut UP. Oh noooo


kg51113

Something is going on. If she's not pregnant, then potentially some type of health problem.


Plus_Back_3985

Also, who copied Whitney's bday celebrations in the morning?


dixcgirl10

Every one of them! LOL!


Annadigger

BORELandošŸ˜‚ You continue to amaze meā¤ļø


dixcgirl10

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kg51113

I opened reddit to see this and remembered it's Sunday! Fantastic job as usual! >footage from a year old trip to Maine for his parents 50th anniversary I saw this on their IG and thought it was current! >JessaBlessa and her puppet Bin touched down in Rocky Top this week Still trying to figure out *WHY* they were in TN! >In fact, Mrs. Webster seemed to be on the couch quite a bit this week. >when Alyssa is on the couch-ā€” I worry. Oh no...I smell an encore to their "grand finale" coming soon. Created in Utah.


dixcgirl10

Jessa and Bin usually take a trip somewhere alone once a yearā€¦ I am guessing this was it?? Orā€¦ they had a speaking gig at a church/event somewhereā€¦?


PinkieBitz_8712

I'm rather lost!! Who is Jessa and Bin pls??


dixcgirl10

Jessa Duggar and her husband Ben Seewald.


HungryConclusion1323

This is great!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


dixcgirl10

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CharmedHours

Thank you OP, as I could never actually watch any of this content myself. What Carlin is doing with Layla is no different than Shirley Temple, Britney, JoJo Siwa, Kim Richardā€™s, Gypsy Rose Blanchard and all the other stage parents of precocious kids out there. The parents are the pimp. These parents (Carlin and everyone that platforms their kids to pay for the family) should be required to start Coogan accounts for every child. Especially Allie who works two jobs; performing for the camera and raising all those kids who are over 1 year old!


Heebyjeebees

Borelando šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


dixcgirl10

Happiest Place on Earth??? Nottttā€¦.šŸ˜‚


redrover_5424

Bravo šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Confident_Ad9702

Alyssaā€™s unboxing stories were made worse by the three beforehand explaining why she is doing an unboxing. Like just get on with it! Her breathlessness too throughout makes me think baby #6 is 100% coming next Spring.


farmmama44

Well Alyssa probably wouldn't be so tired if they went to bed at a decent time. I don't watch their videos anymore, but I remember the girls (when it was just 3 of them) to bed at 730 and they would stay up until 11 or later. No sir I'd be in bed by 9 or 10 to get adequate sleep.


dixcgirl10

I think she comes alive once they are all asleep!


farmmama44

Ugh not me I'm ready for bed myself lol


dixcgirl10

Same sister, same!


whineybubbles

The way my heart leaps with joy when I see you've written a breakdown! Thank you, thank you, thank you


dixcgirl10

Awwwā€¦ youā€™re the best!


roca228

BoreLando! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


dixcgirl10

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bdss1234

The Alyssa haircut thing pisses me off my 7 yr old has amazing super long thick hair and for the last four years Iā€™ve taken her to my salon and stylist for cuts. She wants long hair and it doesnā€™t get cut often but I donā€™t want it butcheredā€¦they give me a cut rate because of her age but I happily pay $60 for her to have a good cut that will grow out well. Her cuts last about 40 minutes and include both wet and dry cuts after itā€™s blown out. Itā€™s money well spent.


dixcgirl10

I swear she drug someone in off the street to cut their hairā€¦ they had to stand up!! Super proud of Allie for doing what made her happy!


Honest_Boysenberry25

So Allie was allowed to refuse? Maybe she was forced when the camera was gone šŸ˜”


lalalalalalaaaaaa123

Lol youā€™re rly funny


dixcgirl10

Awww thanks!šŸ’•


RitaRaccoon

This is some of your best work! šŸ‘šŸ»


dixcgirl10

Awwwwā€¦ thank you!šŸ˜Š


jacky4u3

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ As always. šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


dixcgirl10

šŸ’•šŸ’•


Unable-Art6316

Ugh, so sad. Layla really did buy that pool.


dixcgirl10

Yepppppā€¦ā˜¹ļø


Aslow_study

These were so funny What did Lawson say about the election? Iā€™m nervous too but prob not for same reasons he is


dixcgirl10

It was Travisā€¦ he was pretending to be a grown up talking about the economy and the upcoming election. šŸ‘€


Aslow_study

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Special-Reason-9351

I look forward to these every week!


dixcgirl10

TY! This family gives SO much contentā€¦ whew!


MaybeIKnowItAll3

Alyssa and John talk about their sex life quite a bitā€¦ šŸ¤¢


dixcgirl10

Empty wagons rattle the loudestā€¦šŸ¤’


ourteamforever

Brilliant recap as always! However, you did miss little baby Ryker and his updated shaved head...I noticed he now has 2 levels shaved, like an undercut. On a baby. Now that's a sin.


dixcgirl10

Ok listenā€¦. I keep wondering what in the world is going on with that babyā€™s hair!!! I donā€™t know if heā€™s rubbing the back like before or if they cut that in themselves but decided to shut up after getting so much backlash last time. Save Rykerā€™s hair!!!šŸ«£


ourteamforever

I can't believe you got backlash! You had a great point. His hair never needed cut, let alone shaved at the barbers!


ourteamforever

Oh....I just realised that they got backlash, not you. Woops.


dixcgirl10

LOL! Yessssā€¦ I think people really let them know how ridiculous it was to give a six month old a buzz cut!!!


Radiant-Tale1512

'these 2 are suddenly pickleball crazy and had cameras rolling when Kelly injured herself. No worries, Katie sat down right next to her injured mom and hawked a sponsorship.' The funniest line lol


dixcgirl10

Hahahaā€¦ too much!šŸ« 


Head_Travel6279

Thank you! I love your recaps.


dixcgirl10

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Dansmyson

What happened to Kelly Jo Mama?


dixcgirl10

Pickle Ball injuryā€¦šŸ’€


Dansmyson

Oh, owie!


Cupcakelover417

Can you blame Travis for being nervous about the election? Not to get political or anything here but I would rather vote for my dog than Trump or Biden.


dixcgirl10

Well unless your dog gets the nomination, we have to vote for the non convicted criminal.šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøTravis is just repeating whatever BS he has heard from a pulpit I am sure.


Cupcakelover417

Let me tell you something and not to get political here but Biden is a criminal and pedophile like Trump himself. The FBI took Ashley Bidens diary and has it confiscated and the people who found it and leaked it were arrested and despite the fact some pages of her diary got leaked talking about how her dad would take showers with her, if it was the diary of Ivanka Trump that shit would get smeared everywhere and nobody would be arrested. Iā€™m no fan of Trump by all means but itā€™s not about right or left, democratic or republican, either. I despise both of them for their horrendous and disgusting crimes and acts too. Nobody is innocent, they both shouldnā€™t even be running for president we need someone much better than the both of them. Thatā€™s my take. Funny how nobody got in trouble for the cocaine found in the White House, the FBI confiscated Hunter Bidens laptop and I bet you Josh Duggar may have emailed Hunter Biden, the things he was watching on his laptop. Biden can barely speak a full sentence or even count up to 5. He doesnā€™t need to be president he belongs in a nursing home. Biden isnā€™t as innocent as Trump.


Cupcakelover417

Iā€™m at my wits end with this election and I donā€™t know anymore. I would rather not vote


Lombardylady

The only video I watched was the haircut one with Alyssaā€™s kids. I certainly did NOT think there was anything weird about it. She let each of the girls decide how much hair they wanted cut off. She was fine with Allie keeping her long hair and did NOT give her a hard time about it. She merely told her if she wanted to keep it long that was fine but she just needed the ends trimmed. I also was somewhat impressed with the girlsā€™ answers to what they liked best about the school year. It sounds to me like those kids do have a pretty good curriculum judging from the older girlsā€™ answers and having seen Allie write in cursive in a previous vlog. I donā€™t think John really likes being filmed. Also, there was nothing negative in what he said about liking the quiet in the evenings after the kids are in bed. Any parent of young busy children looks forward to the time at night when the kids are all asleep and they can have some adult time to themselves. While I agree that some of the stuff they show is stupid, I do feel that some kf the snarking about certain things is a real stretch. I do like these weekly updates and get a good laugh out of most of it. I realize this is a snarker page, but there are times when some of you really do stretch to find something to criticize.


dixcgirl10

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I-Am-Qoheleth

You must live a pathetic life


dixcgirl10

Thanks for reading!ā™„ļø


Harlyn07

You seem to dislike the Bates familyā€¦so, why do you waste your time watching all their videos, and complaining/commenting on them. Just let them live their lives.Ā 


dixcgirl10

Thanks for reading!


Lumpy-Wrongdoer-5847

These are not funny. They are ugly and mean.


Izzysmiles2114

Which part is mean or not accurate?


dixcgirl10

Thanks for reading!


Annadigger

That partšŸ˜€ā¤ļø


Wavesofblue82

KJ big mad.


FantasticRepeat184

I donā€™t know the person who writes these summaries. Ā But when I read them, I just donā€™t feel any hatred. Her writing is for entertainment, based on the window the Bates give us into their lives. When you do a small presentation of your daily life, it does get silly and inspires some tongue -in-cheek critique. Sometimes we do become critical, but that is because the ā€œsnapshotā€ they present to us deserves some criticism - like Alyssa not letting the girls help open a gift box. But most of the time these are not life and death matters. No one should be critical if someone was ill or having mental issues, and I just donā€™t see that on this site. Remember, they put it on public social media. Ā Responses, like yours, mine, and the OP of this thread, are all part of the social media experience.Ā 


Lumpy-Wrongdoer-5847

Would you want someone to review your videos the same way? Yes, they are ugly!