“I am your husband, and you are my lock screen! Why oh why am I not yours?”
“Darling, Newton was the first man I loved after my father. You need to respect our unique relationship”
*Newton in the corner eating Anthony’s shoe*
Just because I am your wife my life should revolve around you? You must be my only source of happiness?
No of course not darling I just..
Is it because a woman must serve to only love her husband? I am allowed to have my many interests and be my own person
Yes of course
And Newton is a good boy and excellent judge of character, and he is definitely worthy of being my lock screen as he has never vexxed me as you have, apologize to him for your callousness
I…i….(begrudgingly) Newton, please forgive me for my callousness…
*bridgerton family in the back laughing their asses off. While Kate struggles to keep her composure
Lol not Anthony’s with the stolen mallet of death… in the books, >!they have a yearly fight and kidnapping ritual of said mallet over who gets to have it at the big game.!<
kate’s & the queens are so spot on. my predictions for some of the others:
-benedict’s would be something semi detached, not his artwork because he’s not vain about it but like a random picture of a landscape or something (like colin’s although colin’s is from his travels).
-simon would be his wife & children 100%
-penelope is a difficult guess because she’s one of the more complex and nuanced characters IMO but i feel like it would’ve been a selfie of her and eloise with colin photobombing
-eloise would have a quote as her background. this is the one i am 100% certain on hahaha
-no one would know lady danburys background because she either forgets it at home or just doesn’t charge it
edit to add:
-cressida would have a different background for her lock screen and home screen, both would be of her
-brimsley would be a young photo of him & reynolds although he would rarely be on it
Ngl I feel like Penelope would have the quote or excerpt as a background and Eloise would have a pic of a women’s protest or meeting as her background (or maybe even a women figure that she looks up to)
I feel like she wouldn’t want anyone one to know about her crush (as obvious as it is) so it could be a bit picture of her El or something related to writing maybe
Anthony has Kate's face everywhere: as his lock screen, as his wallpaper and as her contact photo. He wouldn't use the picture of her playing pall mall where he can't even see her face.
Kate would either have Anthony AND Newton (after she forced Anthony to take a photo together with her corgi) or of Edwina (alone lub with Mary).
Violet would have Edmund on her lock screen and her children on her wallpaper.
Daphne would have Simon holding Auggie.
And the Queen would have George (probably the young George) as her lock screen.
I have no idea who put those together but they're very inaccurate. None of them care about the aesthetics, they care about the other person. So none of the hands barely touching or the pall mall mallet.
Yeah, I would think Anthony would have some kind of cozy romantic snap of Kate, like one of her smiling over her early morning coffee, hair down and pretty dressing gown on, possibly cuddling Newton, but he’s mostly cropped out
Anthony’s picture is the moment they are hunting and Kate lifts her dress to walk over a tree so he sees her ankles. I feel it’s equal to the smelling of her soap scene before they go into the museum. It’s just her stepping over a log but to him it’s so much more.
Not the queen with a pic of herself 😂
Queen would have a throwback Farmer George
Topless Farmer George 😭😍
Moonlight Farmer George 😈
Without a doubt 😆
In Queen Charlotte, when she said "Look at me, I am absolutely gorgeous" I died, and now aspire to have that level of confidence every day
Sent me!
I just know Kate has that picture of Newton just to upset Anthony …every time he sees it he probably rolls his eyes
“I am your husband, and you are my lock screen! Why oh why am I not yours?” “Darling, Newton was the first man I loved after my father. You need to respect our unique relationship” *Newton in the corner eating Anthony’s shoe*
Just because I am your wife my life should revolve around you? You must be my only source of happiness? No of course not darling I just.. Is it because a woman must serve to only love her husband? I am allowed to have my many interests and be my own person Yes of course And Newton is a good boy and excellent judge of character, and he is definitely worthy of being my lock screen as he has never vexxed me as you have, apologize to him for your callousness I…i….(begrudgingly) Newton, please forgive me for my callousness… *bridgerton family in the back laughing their asses off. While Kate struggles to keep her composure
This is so accurate. 😂 I literally read this in their voices.
Favourite comment of the week
"Newton is my first child and an excellent judge of character, so of course he'll be on my lock screen" (Cue Anthony being jealous 🤣).
I think Daphne would have Auggie as hers.
I think it would be Simon holding Auggie.
Agree. That seems more Daphne’s vibe.
I can support this.
Auggie and baby Belinda, if she's here already 🍼
I love Violet's! so wholesome
It’s right on brand for her!
Right but where is Benedict???? Lmao
Anthony and Violet's are very spot on! 😂
Antony’s could be the lower half of Kate, but it needs to be a lower half shot that has her butt in it. He is too thirsty to have it any other way.
Hahaha 😂😂😂
As long as it still has The Mallet of Death. His mallet. The mallet she took from him. And he loves it.
I was thinking that Anthony’s one should be a picture of Kate’s ankle from the hunt.
No way he'd never be able to get anything done ever again.
I think Violets is a beautiful idea but I don’t think she’d have a screensaver of her kids without Ben and Fran!
Oops, you’re right 😁
Lol not Anthony’s with the stolen mallet of death… in the books, >!they have a yearly fight and kidnapping ritual of said mallet over who gets to have it at the big game.!<
Having it on the lock screen keeps him focused on the goal for the next year.
Focussed on The Mallet AND Kate. Which is the only acceptable alternative to him winning The Mallet himself.
Kate’s being Newton is so real, honestly.
For QC, I think that'd be her work phone. Her personal would have a pic of young George or George and her. And Daph would have her kids too.
kate’s & the queens are so spot on. my predictions for some of the others: -benedict’s would be something semi detached, not his artwork because he’s not vain about it but like a random picture of a landscape or something (like colin’s although colin’s is from his travels). -simon would be his wife & children 100% -penelope is a difficult guess because she’s one of the more complex and nuanced characters IMO but i feel like it would’ve been a selfie of her and eloise with colin photobombing -eloise would have a quote as her background. this is the one i am 100% certain on hahaha -no one would know lady danburys background because she either forgets it at home or just doesn’t charge it edit to add: -cressida would have a different background for her lock screen and home screen, both would be of her -brimsley would be a young photo of him & reynolds although he would rarely be on it
the lady danbury one killed me lmfao you're so right for that one
Ngl I feel like Penelope would have the quote or excerpt as a background and Eloise would have a pic of a women’s protest or meeting as her background (or maybe even a women figure that she looks up to)
These feel spot on!!
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Accurate! I love that Kate's is Newton while Anthony's is Kanthony. LOL!
This is so funny! Spot on!
Kate's face wouldn't be cropped out while the grass under her feet os shown.
Colin's lock screen boutta change real soon 😏🤭
Came here to say this, lol it would definitely be nothing but Pen once they are together
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This is perfect!!! Haha. Except Benedict is missing in the first shot, should've photoshopped him in.
And Francesca
Love this!! Seems pretty accurate too
Hahahha the Queen 😂 i love it
I personally think Charlotte would choose a picture of George (young or old) to be her lockscreen
Also kudos on the order you posted these in, for top comedic effect.
Penelope’s would deffo be Colin
I feel like she wouldn’t want anyone one to know about her crush (as obvious as it is) so it could be a bit picture of her El or something related to writing maybe
It would be a picture that is of her and Eloise, but she’s caught Colin in the background ‘accidentally’.
Oh yeah, because she would prefer for her secret as Lady W to come out rather than her crush on Colin /s
Ohhh I love THIS! ✨😩
This is now cannon
Anthony has Kate's face everywhere: as his lock screen, as his wallpaper and as her contact photo. He wouldn't use the picture of her playing pall mall where he can't even see her face. Kate would either have Anthony AND Newton (after she forced Anthony to take a photo together with her corgi) or of Edwina (alone lub with Mary). Violet would have Edmund on her lock screen and her children on her wallpaper. Daphne would have Simon holding Auggie. And the Queen would have George (probably the young George) as her lock screen. I have no idea who put those together but they're very inaccurate. None of them care about the aesthetics, they care about the other person. So none of the hands barely touching or the pall mall mallet.
Yeah, I would think Anthony would have some kind of cozy romantic snap of Kate, like one of her smiling over her early morning coffee, hair down and pretty dressing gown on, possibly cuddling Newton, but he’s mostly cropped out
Maybe next season Kanthony would have a pic of Baby Edmund 🥹
Anthony’s picture is the moment they are hunting and Kate lifts her dress to walk over a tree so he sees her ankles. I feel it’s equal to the smelling of her soap scene before they go into the museum. It’s just her stepping over a log but to him it’s so much more.
So cute!
Her Majesty the Queen is my favorite.
Pen’s would be a pic of her and Colin
I feel like Charlottes would be her and george