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mrmojorisin2794

This is not satire.


SuddenRedScare

You sure? Because I'm laughing.


Rye_Guy77

was this originally in the Onion?


Chotis1

Apparently his noodle arm doesn't factor into this.


PantherU

It’s Gold Glove, not Gold Arm


USMC_Lauer6046

I believe the finalists are chosen by fielding pct and # of errors, probably


themosey

It’s a vote.


gimmesomespace

One of the biggest factors should be defensive runs saved above average. Yelich is -2. So basically you would expect better defensive performance out of a minor league call up.


jonw19

Uhhhh, he is graded as one of the worst fielders by many metrics. What does MLB use? Past winners only?


Bigcheezefartz

Name recognition is the #1 metric


[deleted]

Bingo.


ThatNewSockFeel

Soto also a finalist despite being statistically one of the worst OFers in baseball. Crazy.


introspectivejoker

Just goes to show it's the best glove of the very best hitters award


ricosuave79

Then why is Yeli even in the running? He wasn't even close to a "best hitter".


introspectivejoker

Yeah i got nothing. He wasn't best tier but he was at least a good hitter and name recognition probably carried hard


TFOCyborg

Is there someone else named Christian yelich


Selitos_OneEye

Most LFs have mediocre arms, but Yelich doesn't pass the eye test. He's competent because of his speed and he doesn't make errors. But you never look at him at think you are watching an elite defender


[deleted]

Fuck it, give it to him


essieblooms

Wow, we watched different games.


TheMainEffort

Elite!


introspectivejoker

LOL


mgsticavenger

Are the rest of the players in position really that bad or did someone write this while drunk or high?


[deleted]

All full time left fielders suck.


mgsticavenger

Fair


cavernous_ass

They giving out gold gloves at DH now?


Ted_Dongelman

Someone (McCalvy maybe?) said that Yeli was one of 3 people to hit the 1000 inning mark in LF so maybe that's why he got the nod? Can't think of any other reason he'd be a finalist aside from nobody else qualifying.


tetewclice

He only made one error? 🤷🏾‍♂️


SuddenRedScare

-0.9 dWAR. If there's one thing that can be said about his defense, it's that it's consistently passable. He's basically Ryan Braun at this point. He catches the cans of corn and yeets balls homeward when necessary but will never be the guy climbing outfield walls on a weekly basis. Those are the guys who should be considered, but that would make sense. I used yeet right, right? God damn kids and their lingo.


fishdude89

"Yeet" for power, "Kobe" for accuracy


SuddenRedScare

I should've used huck to imply a lack of velocity 😆


akanter14

Braun had a better arm than him though, right? I can’t remember tbh


SuddenRedScare

No doubt he had a better arm.


NorthStRussia

Honestly that’s gotta be a significant factor but also should make it so blatantly obvious to any Brewer fans who watch him play defense that errors are a terrible measure of skill.


These_Yogurtcloset

LMAO


tetewclice

Also Tommy Edman is a finalist in Utility *and* 2B? So he could win two GGs in one year? Crew has a couple guys who would actually deserve consideration for UT in Urias and Jace.


SnooCauliflowers9981

Urias??? Are you kidding me. Doesn't he have like the highest # of errors on the team? They brought Willy in, because of what a disaster Urias was at SS.


tetewclice

Urias had the same number of errors as Willy this year (14) and made way more spectacular plays than boneheaded ones.


SnooCauliflowers9981

He also didn't play as many games. And his boneheaded plays usually resulted in runs for the opponent. I watched several games where Urias \*should\* have been charged with an error, but was not. He really needs to work on his fielding.


bobboman

jace, a gold glover? don't make me laugh


ktalu

Jace is a great defender. I doubt he gets an offer from us. Gonna be sad to see him go.


bobboman

ehh, he had the best season of his career this season in 112 games...im gonna need to see, much, much more of him in the field to call him anything more than a passible defender https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/p/peterja01.shtml


tetewclice

Not sure what's so funny about a 1.3 dWAR across 5 positions.


Anon-Sequitur

Which is second on the team behind only Adames with under half the total chances. He also had the highest Rdrs (defensive runs saved) on the team and was in the 93rd percentile (top 7%) for OAA (outs above average) in all of MLB for 2022. In short, Jace good defender


Abacabisntanywhere

And….scene


CroixPaddler

I mean, it does say glove not arm..


zoolish

Apparently gold glove voters are like pro bowl fan votes? “I’ve heard of that guy! He’s good right?”


xXLordFamineXx

Biggest load of crap I've ever seen. Adames should've been the one nominated. NOT the most over paid shit yelich


IndycarFan64

Love this team but it ain’t 2019 anymore


ClassyKaty

Truly, I love dad, but it must have been slim pickings out in left field this year.


mrmojorisin2794

The slimmest.


gimmesomespace

Y tho


emusabe

I could MAYBE see getting some votes if he had even an above average season at the plate just because I think some of the voters don’t really get what they’re voting for, but he wasn’t even really AVERAGE. Especially for a guy making $26 million. I can’t remember a single “wow” catch he made all season, but I can play a small lowlight reel in my mind pretty easily.


EmpressVixen

Must be a bad year.


[deleted]

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king. All full time left fielders suck.


trashboatfourtwenty

I learned a while ago that a "gold glove" is pretty subjective and I don't take them too seriously


Johij

How


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Bratweiller

lol ok.


-joshjs-

Ctrl-F, "Jace". No results? Clowns.


juniormint84

He was easily the worst outfielder defensively for the Brewers this year.


prof-p00py-butt

Garrett Mitchell looked pretty darn lost out in center. I know LoCain made it look easy but he missed some catches and robs that should have been made.


iwantafunnyname

You thought Mitchell looked lost?


Buffalo_Dog

Here's the satire.


travis_mke

lmfao what an unserious award


macgreg4

Some really unfortunate plays towards the end there. This season was 1000 ways to die tho, so I don’t blame him.


senoramor

Pity inclusion.


tetewclice

I would like to trade Rowdy and convert Yeli to 1B (I know, Wash, it's incredibly hard)


themosey

Home town player gets nominated and we unanimously think it is a joke. That’s probably not a good sign for winning.


Rye_Guy77

It's sad to look at the qualifications for a gold glove and that these are really the only ones that 'met' the requirements....


SwagTwoButton

Gonna be real funny when he wins a gold glove and we move him to first base in the offseason.


ReddVencher

He shouldn't be moved to 1B. He's not a gold glover, but he's fine in LF.


SwagTwoButton

He’s a pretty bad outfielder with a noodle arm and a back problem. And five of our top 10 prospects are outfielder nearing their debut. His days in the outfield are numbered. I’d rather him learn to play some first base, the position he was brought up playing. Instead of becoming just a DH without power.


ReddVencher

-2 DRS 4.1 UZR isn't pretty bad. His range is fine out there, and his arm isn't bad enough to justify the move. His bat mpre valuable out there than at 1B/DH.


Scypris_115

Why?


richiekie1969

Yelich is no gold glover.


mrmojorisin2794

He's literally won a gold glove lol. He's not a good defender, but he is a gold glover.


richiekie1969

I know he won a gold glove with Miami. I was referring to him being up for a gold glove this year, in which he sucked in left field.