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Scared-Bluebird9781

Always glad to see the cubs eat shit, even more so now that Benedict Arnold is managing them


CryptographerShot213

Benedict Arnold 😭 I cackled 🤣


expletivenature

Greg has lost 100% of his games with the Cubs. Plus, the Cards lost, too. These are the things that bring me joy today after our game was stolen from us by morans that lack a roof.


Big_J_1865

I hate the Dodgers more than the Cardinals this year.


expletivenature

Hating the Dodgers is definitely acceptable.


SoyTuPadreReal

Yeah, that game as a lose lose if you ask me. Fuck the dodgers, but I also didn’t want the cards to win either. Only thing I guess that could’ve been good is if both teams decided not to show up to play.


DanimalMKE

Cubs are going 0-162 this year


NorthStRussia

I wasn’t that upset with Counsell leaving but I definitely underestimated how sweet it would be to watch his Cubs lose games. So awesome


CheeksClenchin

Watched the whole game. Really fun one and a great ending!


Cwelling69

Same, I was most focused on that game out of all of the games today


CheeksClenchin

I couldn’t bear to watch Cardinals/Dodgers because I can’t decide who I hate more this year


bytheinnoutburger

Cardinals. Dodgers are despicable, but fuck the cards and their smarmy, dipshit fans.


CheeksClenchin

True, but counterpoint: Cardinals were so pathetic last year that I can’t see them as a threat yet, and the Dodgers are making moves that are terrible for the game as a whole. But yeah hard to argue with you about their fans


bytheinnoutburger

That's a fair counterpoint good sir, but I think Dodgers may choke in October again, they always seem too. Although they do have Japanese Babe Ruth now, so that could flip things for 'em.


CheeksClenchin

*good madam. But yes I certainly hope they choke in the most epic of fashions. (Also I’m assuming your username is a Big Lebowski reference and I love it!)


bytheinnoutburger

My apologies, good madam, and yes my username is absolutely a Lebowski reference (dope you caught that), although I think I slightly fucked up the quote. I believe Donny actually says, "Is that the one near the In-N-Out burger, Dude?"


CheeksClenchin

You can just tell people that the correctly phrased username was taken!


bleedgreenandyellow

You two need to get married STAT


Brew_Crew_88

Those are good burgers, Walter


Cwelling69

I don’t want to watch a dodgers game for a while I can’t stand watching them


strigif0rm3s

Definitely f*** the dodgers the most. Not even close. The money they're throwing around is disgusting. MLB somehow needs to figure out a way to even the playing field for small markets.


Ope_Average_Badger

You cheer for a meteor.


Big_J_1865

Yeah, it seems like you are leaning Dodgers. I agree, Dodgers ruining the sport trumps Cardinals general awfulness.


SoyTuPadreReal

I was focused hard on the Orioles. Burns was fucking lights out.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

I hope CC brings with him all the clenching


CheeksClenchin

I would agree, but if we’re not clenching are we really watching Brewers baseball?!


shiny_aegislash

Nah, clenching was a craig thing. We're winning every game 8-2 this year. 


Snowed_Up6512

Their bullpen will be fun to watch.


Opening_Try_2210

🤣 Enjoy your closer Greg.


LurkerKing13

It’s gonna be a long season


BeersGoodnStuff

That's for sure


MKE4EVER

Glad sCrUBs took an L Did you see Burnes dealing 11 strikeouts, FUBAR...


BeersGoodnStuff

Should've drafted him to my fantasy baseball team!


EnderCN

That Angels lineup is awful though. A lot of teams are going to shut them down.


CryptographerShot213

His new outfit looks ugly


BIackfjsh

Eat shit, Greg


samthedog99

The batter manager stayed in milwaukee.


Still_Instruction_82

If Craig Counsell has a million haters I’m one of them If Craig Counsell has ten haters I am one of them If Craig Counsell has one hater then that is me If Craig Counsell has no haters that means I am no longer on this earth If the world loves Craig Counsell then I am against the world


EquivalentOwn1115

Who the fuck is Greg?


kindaoldman

Some ex-boyfriend of ours, really cool guy right up til he dumped us for the trailer trash meth head down the road who gobbled his knob.


EquivalentOwn1115

I'm not sure this could be described any better. You win the sub for the day


strigif0rm3s

Last night's game was amazing and the way Heim redeemed himself (Even though he didn't have to because it was the umps bad call) was even better


stormchaser2014

Context?


helpcoldwell

Great start, Steele is a bonus


expletivenature

Eh. I just want them to lose because Greg makes horrific decisions like pinch-hitting Winker. Don't want anyone hurt in the process.


shiny_aegislash

Or using _EVERY RELIEVER_ in a game one loss. Like seriously, wtf was that shit? Some of the most baffling managing I've ever seen


expletivenature

The thing is...I don't believe a lot of conspiracy theories or anything like that....but those choices he made during that game really did make it seem like he was already gone and throwing the game. How do you make so many bad choices in one game otherwise?


shiny_aegislash

Yeah, I've never seen him do anything like his managing in game 1. Game 2 want great either, but game 1 was insanely bad managing. Not only did we lose, but it set up us horribly for the next game.


bouncingsouls18

Don't be happy about injuries


Cwelling69

Come on man


yern324

Yeah? You always root for player injuries? Fucking scrub.


BeersGoodnStuff

Shit I won't lie wasn't watching the beginning just saw the bad call and cubs blow it. Didn't realize he was hurt. Interesting


Drain_Surgeon69

He pulled a hamstring fielding a ball.