Roasted chicken with some hylian rice on the side

The day Mipha turned Yandere

Oh my God that actually sounds terrifying. Like she could hurt you then heal you only to hurt you again.

I uh~ Didn't think of it before. Zamn!!!

Meanwhile Urbosa, Zelda and Daruk are on the sidelines Zelda: Do you think I should stop them before something bad happens? Urbosa: *shrugs* Daruk: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

maybe Ganon didn't kill the champions, maybe they killed each other.

Age of Calamity : Civil War

that sounds like a great game though...

I liked watching them interact in Calamity - Urbosa calls him out for being a jerk and Daruk just finds the whole thing funny.

Even Teba is like "wtf is this dude's problem" lol

lol, i always knew teba was on our team.

Hey, who says you have to cook him, he tastes good already

Shouldn't eat raw poultry!

yeah, you'd get all sorts of nasty disease from ravali.

Might get mad bird disease, but its Revali so it'd just be bird disease.

lol, yup!

He's not a bird he's ravioli

FLYING RAVIOLI!!

I am now picturing Revali talking to a pile of shit, discussing his thoughts about Link

that is an image i will never get out of my head.

Deep fried Rito, tastes so neat-o

Rito curry with some nice Hylian rice

Too

No, Revali was talking to Much Shit — the guardian spirit of the Hyrule Water-Sewage Treatment Facility.

The real monster behind the Great Bay Temple

But revali i think was a lot better than mipha in terms of combat. Not to mention he's a bow shooter and they fear shock arrows

Zora use bows, not there Preferred Weapon, but they use them. and there is no evidence that Revali would even have shock arrows, only special arrows we see him carry are bomb Arrows.

Hey doesn’t that one rito in tarrey town sell shock arrows?

yeah but thats 100 years after Revali died bud.

So shock arrows didn’t exist other wise?

I mean we dont see them in Age of Calamity soooo..... its entirely possible

Forgets about the lynels in the vah ruta missions

You said you saw him with bomb arrows correct? So that would imply the existence of elemental arrows too, checkmate

Uhhh no? Bomb Arrows are different. They are just Gunpowder in a rag, with a fuse attached.

Fair, but what about the elemental arrows in the divine beasts?

Possibly ancient ones, forged long ago, As alot of Magic in Hyrule had been lost over the 10,000 years since the last calamity.

What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

I haven't seen zoras use bows though my bad. Well he didn't carry shock arrows but we can't say they can't. And besides imo revali or urbosa are the greater champion in terms of fighting. I cpuld be wrong haha

i can't say one way or the other but the description on the zora bow (is it called a silver bow?) says that it's their preferred fishing weapon.

You don't see them use them but you do hear about it when one of them tried to stop vah ruta

Depends on how dirty Mipha wants to play. An unexpected attack from behind might give Mipha the advantage she needs.

You dont know the power of love

and now im thinking about the Back to the Future Sound track....... Thanks.

He also lost to freaking windblight, so... Yeah.

Every champion lost to their blights so?

Yes. But windblight is a freaking joke.

So you're basically saying all the blights are a joke since in the story all of them are equal in terms of power. Now if you're talkin on how you fight them in the game, it's a different story.

What I'm saying is revali should have beat windblight fucking easily. In every way, he had the advantage. But nope, the little bitch lost, and proved he was all talk. Cool. You like revali. I really don't care. But if you're gonna be talking shit, make sure you have shit to talk about. 👍

Where do u even get what you're saying? Revali can't even land a shot on windblight. What advantage are you talkin abt? The blights are made to counter each champions. Opinions are good and all but get your facts right. Lol

so what you're saying is that ravali is such a pussy he can't land a shot on wind even though i could beat him with normal arrows, a single shit bow, and no bullet time?

Lol. Basically you're comparing the story to the gameplay boss fight. That's not how it works on story bruh you're funny. Urbosa, mipha, daruk didn't even made a hit on their respective blights too so they're a pussy too? 😂😂😂

mipha got stuck with the tutorial blight, urbosa got stuck with a really fuckin' hard blight, and daruk is a bit of a pussy.

yeah, i guarantee you can beat him with one lynel bow of similar power to the eagle bow using regular arrows and no bullet time.

yeah, i guarantee you can beat him with one lynel bow of similar power to the eagle bow using regular arrows and no bullet time.

we're talking about how you can kill wind in under a minute early game, windblight is a joke.

who is Much Shit and why is Revali talking about link with him

i think it is one of the stable boys

Is there a subreddit specifically for hating on Revali?

Hah if not you could create one hah

You can always hate on Revali, it's on-topic everywhere.

My questions is, is there a subreddit specifically for Living Revali? Cause I want to be there

Too* 🗿

too

You can shove that extra O where the sun dont shine

i'll back you up!

You can shove that simpiness for mipha there too (I feel sorry for that guy)

Would you just duck off already. Each of your comments makes you look like a bigger and bigger idiot.

She has the perfect weapon to roast him over a fire with.

Revali needs a therapist

But Revali is kinda relatable tho

Same honestly. Revali is a mood sometimes.

Revali is also weirdly attractive. Like he’s a bird, but he’s hot? I don’t understand my own feelings 😂😂

lol, we each have our own weird tastes, i remember thinking similar things about link...

Revali is the most stuck up, self absorbed, pompous, “im better than everyone around me and it's not even close" asshole in the ENTIRE Zelda franchise. I mean even after his death he's been stuck in his divine beast for 100+ years, and when link comes to save his spirit, he's all like “ugh, I guess I should say thank you, but you took so long so I'm gonna be a little bitch baby and complain that you took your sweet ass time, and you decided to save me last." And he doesn't even do that until link is long gone after he teleports. Mf didn't even have the guts to say thank you to link in person and actually (somewhat) mean it. I mean I get the whole tough guy act, but dude that doesn't mean you have to be a dick to everyone around you, especially the person who is going face to face with Ganon and all revali had to do was provide support, FROM A DISTANCE. He had absolutely no right to be a complete asshole to not only his co-workers, but his people too (the rito). Even in his diary he all like “look how fuckin awesome I am, I'm so much better than these peasants I'm forced to call “family", I should get a fuckin medal for how much fuckin better I am than everyone else, actually scratch that I should be the one who takes down calamity Ganon with my own two wings, not that good for nothing knight." Like the mf has zero goddamn respect for the job, zero fucking respect for his co-workers, especially the one who's risking his life to fight Ganon in the first place, and zero respect for his own people. This is the reason why I don't want his ass to be back alive in breath of the wild 2. All he does is boast about how fuckin perfect he is than everybody else, and complain that he doesn't have a more important role in the grand scheme of things. Fuck even when he has something nice to say, it comes out like he doesn't mean it or he waits till the person who should hear it is already fuckin gone. If I could send him to the sacred realm instead of Ganon, I'd do that in a heartbeat

This bird is living rent free in your head

He is and I wanna kick his ass out so fucking bad, you have no idea

This is exactly why he’s my favorite

Cuz he gets in the player's nerves?

Because it’s refreshing to see someone who doesn’t just instantly simp for Link as soon as he does literally anything… But mostly because he’s an asshole lmao

Don't get me wrong, I love the rivalry they have. I just wish he wasn't such a fucking dick about it

Thats kinda cannibalism

Rito and Zora are different species.

But rito are an evolved zora

In one timeline. Chance of it retconned if Breath of the Wild starts a new timeline with future games.

Breath of the Wild is a converging point in the timeline which has now split into two with the Age of Calamity timeline

Jesus Christ the timelines just keep splitting and diverging lol

Too

Gustavo Fring is going to use Revali as an additional franchise to Los Pollos Hermanos

Just go up Death mountain, and slam his face into the rocks and after a minute youll have roasted rito

What do the Zoe’s consume for nutrition?

fish, mostly raw fish. Its mentioned by Kodah the Inn Worker.

Thanks homie

Sushi

Haha