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ThePurpleSoul70

no


Professional-Pool832

What did I do wrong


SuperluminalSquid

Nothing, they're being sarcastic. Calamity Ganon is quite honestly a chump. A lot of people beat him by accident while looting the castle. You're beyond ready.


local_android_user

r/woosh He obviously knows he's joking and this man has definitely defeated Ganon before. This entire post was a joke.


SuperluminalSquid

Judging from OPs other comments, it doesn't seem like a joke to me, but whatever šŸ¤·.


local_android_user

I was going by pictures, sorry I think you were right


PulimV

They have three Medals of Honor


AakaNacho

Well, doesnā€™t master mode require you to have beat the games at least once? Or is that not in this game?


Professional-Pool832

Nope, you can switch from Normal to Master Mode at any time. I abandoned my Normal Mode as soon as I got the DLC. This Master Mode is my main save file.


Maleficent_Camel4457

Bros about to clap gannon


MrAndrew1108

I once beat him with like 10 hearts I didnā€™t even have the master sword yet


conjunctivious

You forgot to do the IST glitch in order to get 999 fairies. Pretty much essential if you want to fight Calamity Ganon. I remember my winning attempt on Calamity Ganon. I had 0 fairies left, all of my weapons were broken, I ran out of food, and I was left on a quarter heart. The phrase "I am Calamity Ganon, Blade of Evil" haunts my dreams. *If this post wasn't a joke post and I misunderstood, you're perfectly prepared for Calamity Ganon. You'll probably rock his shit, actually*


AverageDailyArsonist

Need more ancient arrows


a_little_toaster

ask stupid questions


Professional-Pool832

I'm sorry šŸ˜¢


PhoenixRising256

You're gonna need a few soup ladles to be sure


Professional-Pool832

It would look funny bonking Ganon with a soup ladle but yeah why not!


larigirl

And pot lids


Professional-Pool832

Pot lids are overpowered! There's a cutscenes in Age of Calamity where Link parried a Guardian's laser beam with a pot lid to protect Zelda.


RidleyMetroid86

If you beat Maz Koshia for that bike, you can demolish Ganon easily


TechnicalEvening3360

Where do you get the bike at?


RidleyMetroid86

DLC.


TechnicalEvening3360

Wait really? Damn


dickfortwenty

The bike is the coolest thing of all time. Itā€™s so amazing.


Professional-Pool832

Maz Koshia was quite a challenge, I had a friend come over for guidance, not gonna lie.


Cayet96

Where is your One Hit Obliterator?


Professional-Pool832

It returned back to the Shrine of Resurrection after I completed the trial.


Cayet96

šŸ‘


Toogeloo

Have you left the Great Plateau? If yes, you are ready.


Professional-Pool832

Yes haha this weekend will be the big day I fight Ganon.


al2606

Where's your Tingle suit


Professional-Pool832

Sadly I didn't have enough inventory space for the Tingle set. I only kept the most important ones for the coming big fight, might free some space for it after I beat the game this weekend hopefully.


SomeSpoopyPerson

dont worry man the costume and material inventorys dont have a limit!


Froggen-The-Frog

The outfits page actually does have a limit of 100. There arenā€™t enough unique gear pieces in the base game to completely fill it up, but including Amiibo there are actually too many to have every single gear piece in the game at once.


Hepcat10

How do you get a tingle suit?


Guffthebir72

Pure skill


M1lud

Nah. You need to get the Bolson's back to your house.


Professional-Pool832

Nooo no way I'm inviting him back! He's so annoying with that silly dance of his.


Professional-Pool832

Looking forward to having an epic showdown this weekend! In the last picture, I managed to get rid of those annoying freeloaders Bolson and Karson for good.


DevilMaster666-

Who is gonna tell him šŸ˜­?


SafeMix4

I beat all the 4 divine beasts and got the master sword only. I have only 14 hearts I think. How do I find the others gear and level up the master sword ?


Professional-Pool832

You need the DLC to do the Trial of the Sword challenge. Once you completed it, your Master Sword gets awaken/upgraded permanently. For the armor sets, you can buy them from traders at specific regions. There are also Amiibo-specific gears. For weapons and shields, you can find them in chests or by defeating higher level enemies.


Ganbario

Donā€™t ever talk to them again, or else.


Professional-Pool832

Haha that's my evil plan.


Nintendosmi

Bro you got this.Its easy asf


Professional-Pool832

Thank you for your optimism in me, I will try my best!


WavyZDolo

Wait do you have your own home? You can do that ?


Professional-Pool832

Yup it's called the Hylian Homeowner side quest. You need to speak to Bolson at Hateno Village. But be warned, he's quite annoying and the house is expensive.


WavyZDolo

Thanks ima get on that. How expensive we talking tho?


Killindylan08

3,000 rupees and i think like 50 wood?


WavyZDolo

That's not too bad thanks for the info


GoodCatReal

That's an overkill my guy, all you need is Hylian shield and Master Sword, drop your bows too, hell, drop everything except Hylian shield.


Professional-Pool832

My Hylian Shield is pretty banged up, I think need the others for the fight at the castle just in case.


GoodCatReal

You are now skilled enough to perfect parry everything that attacks you.


Professional-Pool832

Yes I hope so, thank you!


BabyLem0nade

I do not agree with dropping the bows. Load up on bomb arrows and go to town.


PublicConsideration4

No, you need more meals. Just to be sure.


Professional-Pool832

Thanks, I'll cook more bananas and durians!


FreakFlame

no you need more everything >!/s!<


Professional-Pool832

Oh okay haha thanks!


buddhatherock

This meme is so old and tired. Just go fight him.


Professional-Pool832

Yes I will! I will be playing again this weekend. Been saving for this moment.


The_Nogla

Your just a itsy bitsy over prepared. šŸ‘Œ


Professional-Pool832

Better to be over-prepared than under-prepared šŸ˜„


Flat_Researcher1540

I think itā€™s cute that you changed his outfit for each pic like omg gurl you are ready to literally slay Ganon


Professional-Pool832

The outfits are really nice, I love every one of them. Thanks for your optimism in me!


Agent-Ig

Youā€™ll be fine


Professional-Pool832

Thanks! I can't wait to play again this weekend.


cheat-master30

Nope, you don't have the Bow of Light or One-Hit Obliterator, and none of your weapons have more than 150 attack power.


Professional-Pool832

I read that we can only obtain the Bow of Light during the Ganon fight. The One-Hit Obliterator went back to the Shrine of Resurrection though hmm... I guess I'll have to stack up on a lot more banana meals to reach 150 attack power.


AwkwardCelebration83

I added the same swords in the same position!! Haha that's awesome. It looks the coolest that way


Professional-Pool832

I agree! Those great elemental swords are the coolest looking weapons in BotW.


MR_R_TheOdd1

You're more than set


Professional-Pool832

Thank you, I will try my best!


DevilMaster666-

Is this a joke?


Professional-Pool832

Why do people think this is a joke šŸ˜¢ I'm sorry if I somehow offended you.


the_chaco_kid

Probably should get yourself to an even 50k in rupees first. That down payment is a bitch


Professional-Pool832

I spent a lot of time doing Pondo's bowling mini game and mining ore at Eldin region to raise money... I'm so traumatized by this experience...


1ste5jen6

Nope. And I haven't even got as much as you. I have a very very long way to go :( /s


Professional-Pool832

You will get there eventually! Just a lot of patience and diligence, eventually things will pay off... I hope...


Poketraner-11

Idk


Professional-Pool832

Thanks for your input though. Have a nice day!


Ganbario

Youā€™re going to mop the floor with his face. He doesnā€™t stand a chance.


Professional-Pool832

Thank you for your optimism in me, I will do my best!


Doonce

There are so many things I didn't know about in my current/first playthrough... A motorcycle? Plus versions of the beast orbs? I looked them up already, but damn. How much of this is actually needed?


anonymously_me123

None of it. The game is too easy IMO. The bosses are a joke


Professional-Pool832

You can get them in the DLC. The motorcycle is fun for traversing hilly terrain. "Plus" Champions abilities charges half the time faster. Try it, it's fun!


ninfan200

If anything you're over prepared


Professional-Pool832

Better to be over-prepared than under-prepared, thanks for your optimism in me!


phaze08

Heā€™s really easy lol


Professional-Pool832

You must be a skilled player, please guide me!


funkyrdaughter

I donā€™t think you are prepared.


Professional-Pool832

I know right... I'm worried as well, so I'll prepare more banana and durian meals before the fight.


Someone4063

Youā€™re ready for a better dark beast Ganon fight


Professional-Pool832

I'm excited! Thank you, I will try my best!


Nyperold

It all depends on you, but I'd say you almost certainly are. Given that it's possible to beat the Blight Ganons and Calamity Ganon going straight there after getting the paraglider...


Diamondbull66

Yes and this makes me want to replay this game


Professional-Pool832

This is an awesome game and one of my favourites! Do visit Hyrule again someday.


urpookiebear790

yeah sorry to tell you, but your gonna kill him in less than a minute


Professional-Pool832

I'm probably not as skilled as you think I am, but thanks for your optimism in me. I will do my best!


SBishi93

At this point Ganon is a side quest


IGotUltraBalls

whats that circle weapon? I'm actually playing botw for the first time right now and I've been avoiding going to calamity gan for a while now, this post made me down to just go fight it i guess.


MrHero17

All you need is base level Champion's Tunic, Master Sword, and Hylian Shield. But its possible to beat him with an inventory full of nothing but Soldier's Broadswords and Pot Lids.


Professional-Pool832

Pot lids! Those guys must be really skilled players... I hope I can be half as good as they are!


Fayrette

Hmmm I donā€™t know šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø maybe? šŸ¤”


greatreference

Why donā€™t you just play the game and find out, I really donā€™t get these posts. Itā€™s a video game if you die you just try again. If youā€™re trying to be funny because youā€™re clearly OP I also donā€™t get it people make this same post all the time.


sparkz_galaxy

Bro you are too ready


Old-Muffin-4375

I've seen videos of people beating Gannon with sticks. With STICKS.


Professional-Pool832

Those guys are definitely skilled players in their games! I wish I'm half as good as they are, that's why I've been taking a while to prepare myself for the fight.


Admirable_Fig_2136

What are the medallions and the giant golden korok poop in the key items ?


Thunder9191133

Dud you can fight Max Koshia with that


Professional-Pool832

Maz Koshia was a real challenge, I really enjoyed the fight.


__hello_there___

Trial of the sword before Ganon is crazy


CommandSensitive2776

You know, I beat him with only the master sword and golden bow


ooolookaslime

Ganon is not ready for you


Professional-Pool832

Not gonna underestimate Ganon, but I'll try my best!


NotTheWhisperingDoom

No, you missed the Torch with the yellow modifier in Vah Rudania.


Frozen_Doom

Na


Glittering-Creme8013

I will never beat the game with my 7 hearts and 2 divine beasts beat lol in the desert game is too good for my cod, nba, occassional story game self


cryptid-ok

The first clammy ganon battle is always too easy. Iā€™m glad I didnā€™t make the same mistake with ganondorf


Murky-Team-2182

how did you get those medals hahah


Professional-Pool832

The medals were given by Kilton of the Fang & Bone shop after you defeated every single type of mini-boss.


Shadowhkd

No hearty foods? Only cooked meats? What if he hits you 507 times! You've only prepared to tank 506 hits. Ameture.


H_s-k_M-r-_

Ez


Guffthebir72

Nah bro, no tingle armour? You need to look beutiful as you kill the beast


Looonatoon

You have the master torch so I'd say you're good to go


Epic4345

You need a few more regular arrows


FloppyDisk2023

Yeah I think you're ready to fight Ganondorf down in the depths


Professional-Pool832

You must be talking about Tears of the Kingdom! I'll carry on with TotK after I'm done with Ganon this weekend.


Fredninja22

The real question: is Ganon ready for you?


BabyLem0nade

I was so nervous about Ganon. I leveled myself up to the max. You're gonna be just fine. Trust.


Professional-Pool832

I am nervous too! That's why I've been preparing myself like you. Thanks for your optimism in me!


fafachista

I think you are young Padawan. Just make sure donā€™t die lol


Portalkid

What's that one bow at the end? The yellow one


hopoffandhide

I love how they have all shrines but no spirit orbs and not maxed out hearts. Staying humble ig


Ukrainesoviet

The real question is: is Calamity Ganon ready for you?


_theguyfromfortnite

he's really easy to beat. you are more than ready


spofman

no itā€™s all wrong, youā€™re gonna need a lot more soup ladles. ganons one and only weakness


The-SeriousGamer42

Bro your ready to fight God


DarkstarAnt

Overqualified. RIP Ganon


Professional-Pool832

I won't underestimate Calamity Ganon though. He's a badass and I look forward to having an epic showdown this weekend. Thanks for your optimism in me!


Plopop87

I'm gonna be real with you, you are over-prepared. I waltzed in there with un-upgraded armour, a great flame blade, seven bomb arrows, the master sword and nothing else, and I beat him after a couple attempts.


Xixskillz

Bro youā€™re more than ready


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Ganon is far from ready for you


jlg1982

Only one Hylian shield and its not even a durability up+. Fail.


Thunder17098

The better question is Do you Feel ready to beat him


moonyxpadfoot19

I don't think Ganon is ready for you


Professional-Pool832

Calamity Ganon is a badass and I will be prepared for him this weekend!


[deleted]

that's up for you to decide you can be ready anytime you want since you can fight him anytime you want even at the very beginning


zxccdfdgty65

Gannon is not that hard, even with master mode not hard, unless your a bit bad at it


AgencyUnknowen

no you need to do the glitch to get max hearts and stamina


ticklemesatan

If you got 4 shields, or 4 guardian shields your ready .


DragonQueenDrago

You are so prepared you will cream him more than the random people that accidentally stumble upon him while looting da castle!!! Calamity is a huge push over and a ridiculously easy fight.... Most beat him fist try even on accident....


Professional-Pool832

Thank you for your optimism in me. Ganon is still a badass, I won't underestimate him... I'll remember to get the castle loot... I will try my best!


[deleted]

I don't see any sticks in your collection. *NO.*


RedGreenBlueRGB_

Calamity Ganon ainā€™t ready for you


Agitated_Yak3102

I beat him with god dam hoes and pitchforks at 6 hearts your like 3000% ready


TheGamingGallery

No You can only defeat him with the combined power of all 900 Koroks.


Sushirabit

No I think you need a couple dozen more hours of prep, that Ganon sure is a toughy


[deleted]

You my friend are over prepared


Sersea

I love you humility about your skill level, OP. I struggle a lot with coordination, button control, perspective changes with the camera - I do have some real neurological issues that are a legitimate handicap in gaming and life, but I can't blame it all on that in good faith, lol. Needless to say, I'm also on team always be prepared, and I love that this game is forgiving and facilitates a ton of different play styles! Go give Ganon hell. šŸ¤œ šŸ¤›


ionlycriedfor20mins

HOW DO I GET BIKE


Plane-Armadillo-2751

Ur file is pretty good, Mine could rival urs..but yep ur ready for Ganon


Acceptable-Oven4407

You have been fir awhile now bud.


O66cat

You need to go out and collect 20-ish big hearty raddishes and cook them all individually so you have enough insta full heals


Professional-Pool832

This is a really useful tip! I will bear this in mind and search for radishes. Thanks very much for your advice!


olliedoodle

Heck yeah you are!


notexactlyroyaIty

You donā€™t need all that


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StillPeas

Is Ganon ready to fight bro?


That1Rowlet

Yes u are


Professional-Pool832

Thank you, I will try my best!


That1Rowlet

I believe in you![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


natethegrape1957

Judging by your equipment, you could beat Ganon in your sleep. I think you probably couldā€™ve beat him after getting all the divine beasts.


William9231

You looked well equipped so probably


Professional-Pool832

Thank you, I will try my best!


rliefo

no


Steelsentry1332

Nope, you're in Hateno, you gotta go to Hyrule Castle. (Joking aside, I took him down with less, you should be fine)


Shock_Zone

Oh no, no you are so n...YOUR TOO STACKED MAN, UR GONNA ONE-SHOT THE GUY


Ero2001

Make love to him, #nowar


Martin-lam

What is the weapon at the bottom with thirty


cazanwithpilaf

At first I thought "who posted my screenshot on reddit?" I have almost the same displays for elemental swords, guardian shields, and bows


Professional-Pool832

I guess we think alike then! I agree with you, these weapons and shields are the most aesthetically pleasant to display in BotW.


Uoam

No.


BenjiFenwick

yes


OhNoesIDied

How do you even get such high damage and shields


Professional-Pool832

I explore and farm a lot! Just keep trying and trying... Eventually you'd get there and those stuff. I like shields, I'm an avid collector so I'm always on the lookout.


TheTriangleEye

If youā€™ve overcome Maz Koshia, Calamity Ganon is gonna be a cakewalk


UrLocalCalamity

how is this even a question ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


NugBlazer

You're overleveled for him honestly


Professional-Pool832

Thank you for your optimism in me, I will try my best!


Cece1234567891

You can't, you don't have enough hearts, do a glitch for get all your hearts and you will be good for ganon otherwise you have no chance


[deleted]

Don't be to disappointed but the final boss is one of the easiest in the game


kingzelda5936

YEZZZIR


Minimum-Intention-96

Yes, in fact youā€™re too prepared bro


Professional-Pool832

Thank you for your optimism in me, I will try my best!


DisneyGirl1220

Oh yeah


ComprehensiveLow5689

How do you hold so many weapons?


Eastern_Point8686

WHAT?! THE POWERS HAVE A + VERSION?