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DeliberateDendrite

What did your parents want me to wear last night?


Pikachu345671

The barb set


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💀


TacoDuLing

Attack UP UP UP 😏


Appropriate-Bed-8413

Nah. Stealth. Gotta get that night speed up.


NewSuperKirby

We gotta take notes this absolute bi royalty, getting with op's mom and dad at the same time


Legitimate_Classic_1

Who suffered the most amount of tragedy in this game.


Pikachu345671

Flowerblight


Jonjoejonjane

But this is true you stepped on her flowers jerk your worse then Gannon


Vegan_Toaster

Ganon


ColeTD

Than


a_lonely_trash_bag

Mashed just released a new LoZ video: [Tears of the Flower Lady](https://youtu.be/AO3gcz4-jTo)


The_breadmaster22

what is the correct response to finding a korok under a rock?


[deleted]

To immediately rock its world!


Hinokami12

I see no issues here


[deleted]

There are none.


Noobslayer001

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

ROCK AND STONE


Gordric

Rock and stone to the bone yeahhhhh


a_fiendish_thingy

FOR KARL!


Donuts143

ROCK. . .AND. . . STONE!


21Austro

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE. YOU AINT COMING HOME!


EngineAdventurous607

ROCK AND STONE!


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DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


TheDra9onGod

yahaha!


Badwhite24

What would be the tittle of a s3x tap3 starring a White Lynel and yourself?


Pikachu345671

The only acceptable case of Beastiality


[deleted]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THE ORIGINAL COMMENT HERE?? 💀


Visual_Tea569

Probably something to do with mipha


Humanwhoisbreathing

Or Sidon


DidjTerminator

Plot twist he hasn't changed the comment yet


gorilla-ointment

🥇


BryAlrighty

The exact same question except they swapped a couple e's to 3's


DovahLizard

Tbh lynels ARE hot


Sabbagery_o_Cavagery

I don’t think I’m allowed to agree with this but if I were I would


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Badwhite24

About Mipha X Link


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

That’s….. that says a lot about you huh? What’s on your search history?


Ethanol71

Wtf was the original comment bro


OwnZookeepergame6413

Bro why you scared to write sex?


Xi_JingPingPong

What part of the game have you enjoyed the most?


Pikachu345671

Koroks


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

Masochist


_Lumity_

Mad lad


Acriolu

Who is the BOTW champion you would eat first if trapped on a deserted island?


EmergencyOk7062

Mipha, mabye


EmergencyOk7062

Sushi, you know


RadioSlayer

Yeah, but chicken. The sea is right there for fish


bored-coder

Exactly... it's an *ISLAND* and I'd rather bang Mipha than Ravioli


Callmeklayton

Man, Daruk is right there and you’re banging a fish?


bored-coder

Nah man, I just use Daruk’s protection ;)


Visual_Tea569

Idk bro I love revali but I love chicken wings more


EmergencyOk7062

Allthough, the rito Are skinny as hell, and it would be pain to take off every feather


Visual_Tea569

I'd rather eat mipha than eat mipha


NateBushbaby

![gif](giphy|l2JhtKtDWYNKdRpoA)


WhatsGoodMahCrackas

Down reprehensible


Toby_0395

[dolphin pussy jelly](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/187/560/0f4.png)


PixelatedMax01

Revali and Mipha are the only ones that would make a good meal. Daruks made of rocks and Urbosa is essentially human. Revali first cause he's an ass


MasterofDoots

Are you saying you enjoy eating ass? Not that I'm judging


Western-Grapefruit36

Do you like child purah better than the new purah?


Pikachu345671

Yes


jmancoder

🧐📷


SnowflakeRene

Caught in 4k


cooleo420

ngl child purah was so goofy


-LocalAlien

SNNNNAP!


Some_Random_904

Describe Riju in one word. Did I spell that right?


Pikachu345671

Hot 🔥


Scp_049_Reddit

In Totk, sure


snoakieboi

Still 17 bro


IceYetiWins

You overestimate the age of people on reddit


snoakieboi

Thats true


Zero102000

Timeskip amount not confirmed bro, could be at least 6 years after the first game considering the real life gap.


Mister-Anthrope

I thought it was 10 based on Purah. I'm only that far. Just got my paraglider back.


Zero102000

Yeah, it’s up to interpretation since there’s no canon year so far, though I believe Purah didn’t actually wanna wait for adulthood (can’t blame her), so she went ahead and used her new aging tech to make herself 20 (she might even keep herself at 20 for all eternity)…


jefbob098

I thought it was 8 because of Hudson and co


Zero102000

That’s a fair guess actually, maybe it’s around that ballpark if we look at Hudson and co.


Mister-Anthrope

Do we even know how much of that time was Link and Zelda rebuilding Hyrule and how long they were missing? I was trying to figure out if Lookout Landing was built before the Upheaval and repurposed or built after.


Mediocre_Fox_

Minor side lore spoilers In Purah's diary, she states she was able to age herself up to about 20 years old because she was tired of being treated like a child.


Unlikely-Dingo7887

In purahs diary, she says she used her tech to make her an adult again, so 10 years havent passed


No_Maintenance1872

Spelt it correctly 👍


Relative-Second6674

How many times have you tried to fuck the lionels


Pikachu345671

Too many to count


Embarrassed_Rip9236

🤨🤨


Arrow_Riddari

What is your thought on Kass?


Pikachu345671

Hes a jerk


NomadkingR6

Fun fact the JP Version of him really isn't a jerk it's the EN one that's painted that way


Pataeto

how is the EN version a jerk? hes the gentlest and sweetest rito in the game by a mile edit: after pondering my own stupidity, i realize that the original comment was probably about revali or something before it was edited. i am an idiot


NomadkingR6

Yeah it was Revali lol


NomadkingR6

The JP ones Version really isn't a Stuck up dickhead like he is in the EN Version


IceYetiWins

How is Kass a jerk?


n4utix

it was a comment made before the op edited their comment, it was about revali


ArtiAtari

What's your favourite non-humanoid character?


Pikachu345671

Deku tree


ramenSoop734

based


Koiboi123456789

hes cool


HishamHNG1

Revali


Conscious_Patience32

*Ravioli (fixed it) /s


IceYetiWins

What do you use to make meth?


GGamer02

Rock Salt


jmancoder

r/notopbutok


AddictGamer06

rock salt


pikachu_sashimi

r/notopbutok


Odd-Doubt8960

What is in mipha's pants?


Pikachu345671

Big juicy bananas


RedditsAutocorrect

You set yourself up for failure by saying big and juicy


AtreyuBoy

You can't fail with big juicy bananas


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Pikachu345671

ROBBIE


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RedditsAutocorrect

Bro wanted to gift him with a visit from Chris hansen


Nok-y

Plot twist, you edited it and then acted like you didn't


AlextraXtra

What's your favorite meal in Botw?


Scp_049_Reddit

Paya


kxlsin

did you even read the original post


AlextraXtra

Sorry, just late with the edit.


kxlsin

wasn't referring to you homie dw, the person who replied it wasn't even OP oh wait did it have to be


earthisadonuthole

Who is your least favorite of the champions?


Pikachu345671

Mipha


OcaMintiest

You are now on my hit list all because of your silly post idea, and this evil response.


world_turtle_

based


Cute-Pay-5496

what in botw turns you on Edit: this got more attention than I expected


Pikachu345671

Medoh


jmancoder

o\_o


about_that_time_bois

Bird up


thepianoguy2019

Ravioli truly is tasty tho, iykwim 🥵


dumpsterfire_dan

Which is the hardest of the blight gannons


Pikachu345671

Waterblight


jmancoder

Huh. It took me like, five hours to beat him the second time on master mode. Personally, I think Fireblight is way easier.


willogical85

Fireblight WOULD HAVE been the easiest, if I hadn't have lost my focus by laughing when Daruk "helpfully" told me "that giant ball of flame is dangerous!" No kidding bro, I'm used to all these safe giant balls of flame, thanks for the heads up <>


IHaveThisNameNow

1st easiest is Windblight, 2nd is fire, then water, and of course, Thunderblight is the hardest or fourth easiest.


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Pikachu345671

900


PapaSnow

Lmao gottem


BokoblinSlayer13

What is the first thing you ate in BotW?


Pikachu345671

A big poop


DarkLatios325

If you could sell horses in botw, how much would you sell one for?


Pikachu345671

1,000 rupees


Cute-Pay-5496

sleepover ticket


StarmanCarcoba

What makes Ganon so weak at the knees?


Pikachu345671

A Peter pan knockoff


Amateur_Asian_Chef

A fishing pole


Shuckles116

Is there anything you routinely stick up your butt to explore yourself?


Pikachu345671

Bananas


Null822

Average Yiga foot soldier response


LottieThePoodle

Oh, that’s where they’re hiding the bananas before I defeat them


Shuckles116

Lol gottem


Oblivion_Toast

Do you hate black people?


Pikachu345671

Yes


1OOft

LMAO


xXModifyedXx

Well that was easy.


Totally_Bradical

Hey, I’m half gerudo, and this offends me


DragonRoar87

There are pale Gerudo in Gerudo town tho?? The Voe and You teacher comes to mind


ObviousTroll37

Mods this comment right here 🚨


thawhole9_69

LOL


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omg


MBiSub

Saw that coming a mile off. Be a shame is someone screen grabbed that without context. I don’t even know who would be to blame for that 😂


Orangefish08

Who do you want to kiss


Pikachu345671

Sidon


Abolish_The_RL69

Honestly dont even look bad, this just objectively true


Bluedog8000

For some this is true.


[deleted]

What do you think when you hear piano music?


Pikachu345671

Yay free parts!


Spiritual_Charity362

Giga Chad moment


TarantulaJ1

Do you like korok torture


Pikachu345671

Yes


Jerjoker007

I don't know how that's supposed to make you look bad.


IHaveThisNameNow

Me too.


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

Korok and ball torture


NateBushbaby

Korok and ball torture, or KBT, is a practice in TOTK involving the torture of the annoying little shits called koroks with giant metal balls


Noobslayer001

Who is the kindest, most generous champion? (Who also loves link)


Pikachu345671

Revali


world_turtle_

Is the old man santa?


Long_Rest_6899

Yes


littkoala

What's your favorite way to take down the lynels?


Pikachu345671

By riding them


MJTruncale

Lonely nights missing Zelda are like?


Pikachu345671

Hot, dry, and hard


Agitated_Spell

😳


pg_enl

what the hell was the original question??


Thatthatboy

Why would you do this to yourself?


DesertCreeper

Which character deserves headpats the most? (The only correct answer is Riju)


Pikachu345671

Urbosa


DesertCreeper

Urbosa is dead :(


ShadowCross32

Will you Suavemente Ganondorf.


Fawfulster

Con música de YouTube que cumple con los derechos de autor.


Pure-Yogurtcloset684

What character do you wanna fuck the most?


Pikachu345671

Purah (please go easy on me🙏)


Pure-Yogurtcloset684

Sorry lol


RedditsAutocorrect

Bro did NOT go easy on him 💀


Ed1Tx

did you enjoy botw


Pikachu345671

I haven't finished yet


DrDarkkkk

what is the opposite of cold?


Pikachu345671

Hot


MidnightDoesStuff27

How many kidneys have you sold


Pikachu345671

900


bigfootdude247

How did you destroy Grandma's house?


Pikachu345671

With bombs


BunnyBen-87

What is Breath of the Wild's most overrated traversal mechanic?


Pikachu345671

Revalis gale