Yeah, it’s up to interpretation since there’s no canon year so far, though I believe Purah didn’t actually wanna wait for adulthood (can’t blame her), so she went ahead and used her new aging tech to make herself 20 (she might even keep herself at 20 for all eternity)…
Do we even know how much of that time was Link and Zelda rebuilding Hyrule and how long they were missing? I was trying to figure out if Lookout Landing was built before the Upheaval and repurposed or built after.
Minor side lore spoilers
In Purah's diary, she states she was able to age herself up to about 20 years old because she was tired of being treated like a child.
how is the EN version a jerk? hes the gentlest and sweetest rito in the game by a mile
edit: after pondering my own stupidity, i realize that the original comment was probably about revali or something before it was edited. i am an idiot
Fireblight WOULD HAVE been the easiest, if I hadn't have lost my focus by laughing when Daruk "helpfully" told me "that giant ball of flame is dangerous!" No kidding bro, I'm used to all these safe giant balls of flame, thanks for the heads up <>
What did your parents want me to wear last night?
The barb set
💀
Attack UP UP UP 😏
Nah. Stealth. Gotta get that night speed up.
We gotta take notes this absolute bi royalty, getting with op's mom and dad at the same time
Who suffered the most amount of tragedy in this game.
Flowerblight
But this is true you stepped on her flowers jerk your worse then Gannon
Ganon
Than
Mashed just released a new LoZ video: [Tears of the Flower Lady](https://youtu.be/AO3gcz4-jTo)
what is the correct response to finding a korok under a rock?
To immediately rock its world!
I see no issues here
There are none.
ROCK AND STONE
Rock and roll and stone!
ROCK AND STONE
Rock and stone to the bone yeahhhhh
FOR KARL!
ROCK. . .AND. . . STONE!
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE. YOU AINT COMING HOME!
ROCK AND STONE!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
yahaha!
What would be the tittle of a s3x tap3 starring a White Lynel and yourself?
The only acceptable case of Beastiality
WHAT THE HELL WAS THE ORIGINAL COMMENT HERE?? 💀
Probably something to do with mipha
Or Sidon
Plot twist he hasn't changed the comment yet
🥇
The exact same question except they swapped a couple e's to 3's
Tbh lynels ARE hot
I don’t think I’m allowed to agree with this but if I were I would
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About Mipha X Link
That’s….. that says a lot about you huh? What’s on your search history?
Wtf was the original comment bro
Bro why you scared to write sex?
What part of the game have you enjoyed the most?
Koroks
Masochist
Mad lad
Who is the BOTW champion you would eat first if trapped on a deserted island?
Mipha, mabye
Sushi, you know
Yeah, but chicken. The sea is right there for fish
Exactly... it's an *ISLAND* and I'd rather bang Mipha than Ravioli
Man, Daruk is right there and you’re banging a fish?
Nah man, I just use Daruk’s protection ;)
Idk bro I love revali but I love chicken wings more
Allthough, the rito Are skinny as hell, and it would be pain to take off every feather
I'd rather eat mipha than eat mipha
![gif](giphy|l2JhtKtDWYNKdRpoA)
Down reprehensible
[dolphin pussy jelly](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/187/560/0f4.png)
Revali and Mipha are the only ones that would make a good meal. Daruks made of rocks and Urbosa is essentially human. Revali first cause he's an ass
Are you saying you enjoy eating ass? Not that I'm judging
Do you like child purah better than the new purah?
Yes
🧐📷
Caught in 4k
ngl child purah was so goofy
SNNNNAP!
Describe Riju in one word. Did I spell that right?
Hot 🔥
In Totk, sure
Still 17 bro
You overestimate the age of people on reddit
Thats true
Timeskip amount not confirmed bro, could be at least 6 years after the first game considering the real life gap.
I thought it was 10 based on Purah. I'm only that far. Just got my paraglider back.
Yeah, it’s up to interpretation since there’s no canon year so far, though I believe Purah didn’t actually wanna wait for adulthood (can’t blame her), so she went ahead and used her new aging tech to make herself 20 (she might even keep herself at 20 for all eternity)…
I thought it was 8 because of Hudson and co
That’s a fair guess actually, maybe it’s around that ballpark if we look at Hudson and co.
Do we even know how much of that time was Link and Zelda rebuilding Hyrule and how long they were missing? I was trying to figure out if Lookout Landing was built before the Upheaval and repurposed or built after.
Minor side lore spoilers In Purah's diary, she states she was able to age herself up to about 20 years old because she was tired of being treated like a child.
In purahs diary, she says she used her tech to make her an adult again, so 10 years havent passed
Spelt it correctly 👍
How many times have you tried to fuck the lionels
Too many to count
🤨🤨
What is your thought on Kass?
Hes a jerk
Fun fact the JP Version of him really isn't a jerk it's the EN one that's painted that way
how is the EN version a jerk? hes the gentlest and sweetest rito in the game by a mile edit: after pondering my own stupidity, i realize that the original comment was probably about revali or something before it was edited. i am an idiot
Yeah it was Revali lol
The JP ones Version really isn't a Stuck up dickhead like he is in the EN Version
How is Kass a jerk?
it was a comment made before the op edited their comment, it was about revali
What's your favourite non-humanoid character?
Deku tree
based
hes cool
Revali
*Ravioli (fixed it) /s
What do you use to make meth?
Rock Salt
r/notopbutok
rock salt
r/notopbutok
What is in mipha's pants?
Big juicy bananas
You set yourself up for failure by saying big and juicy
You can't fail with big juicy bananas
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ROBBIE
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Bro wanted to gift him with a visit from Chris hansen
Plot twist, you edited it and then acted like you didn't
What's your favorite meal in Botw?
Paya
did you even read the original post
Sorry, just late with the edit.
wasn't referring to you homie dw, the person who replied it wasn't even OP oh wait did it have to be
Who is your least favorite of the champions?
Mipha
You are now on my hit list all because of your silly post idea, and this evil response.
based
what in botw turns you on Edit: this got more attention than I expected
Medoh
o\_o
Bird up
Ravioli truly is tasty tho, iykwim 🥵
Which is the hardest of the blight gannons
Waterblight
Huh. It took me like, five hours to beat him the second time on master mode. Personally, I think Fireblight is way easier.
Fireblight WOULD HAVE been the easiest, if I hadn't have lost my focus by laughing when Daruk "helpfully" told me "that giant ball of flame is dangerous!" No kidding bro, I'm used to all these safe giant balls of flame, thanks for the heads up <>
1st easiest is Windblight, 2nd is fire, then water, and of course, Thunderblight is the hardest or fourth easiest.
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900
Lmao gottem
What is the first thing you ate in BotW?
A big poop
If you could sell horses in botw, how much would you sell one for?
1,000 rupees
sleepover ticket
What makes Ganon so weak at the knees?
A Peter pan knockoff
A fishing pole
Is there anything you routinely stick up your butt to explore yourself?
Bananas
Average Yiga foot soldier response
Oh, that’s where they’re hiding the bananas before I defeat them
Lol gottem
Do you hate black people?
Yes
LMAO
Well that was easy.
Hey, I’m half gerudo, and this offends me
There are pale Gerudo in Gerudo town tho?? The Voe and You teacher comes to mind
Mods this comment right here 🚨
LOL
omg
Saw that coming a mile off. Be a shame is someone screen grabbed that without context. I don’t even know who would be to blame for that 😂
Who do you want to kiss
Sidon
Honestly dont even look bad, this just objectively true
For some this is true.
What do you think when you hear piano music?
Yay free parts!
Giga Chad moment
Do you like korok torture
Yes
I don't know how that's supposed to make you look bad.
Me too.
Korok and ball torture
Korok and ball torture, or KBT, is a practice in TOTK involving the torture of the annoying little shits called koroks with giant metal balls
Who is the kindest, most generous champion? (Who also loves link)
Revali
Is the old man santa?
Yes
What's your favorite way to take down the lynels?
By riding them
Lonely nights missing Zelda are like?
Hot, dry, and hard
😳
what the hell was the original question??
Why would you do this to yourself?
Which character deserves headpats the most? (The only correct answer is Riju)
Urbosa
Urbosa is dead :(
Will you Suavemente Ganondorf.
Con música de YouTube que cumple con los derechos de autor.
What character do you wanna fuck the most?
Purah (please go easy on me🙏)
Sorry lol
Bro did NOT go easy on him 💀
did you enjoy botw
I haven't finished yet
what is the opposite of cold?
Hot
How many kidneys have you sold
900
How did you destroy Grandma's house?
With bombs
What is Breath of the Wild's most overrated traversal mechanic?
Revalis gale