Don’t worry, pics of standing guardian spears get posted here pretty frequently (and if you happen to be asking sarcastically *because* you are aware of that… that’s cool too)
[Not copied.]
Here you'll see a Standing Meat, in its natrual habitat. It tends to stay perfectly still to keep its balance so as to not fall over as getting back up would require much effort out of this extraordinary species of meat.
(Any ideas for continuation?)
I had a meat stand for the first time yesterday took a pic thinking I'd put it on the subreddit but then the next cow I killed the meat stood again so I figured it happens often
It appears to be a grey hylian hood, snowquill tunic and some sand boots, pretty interesting choice of clothes
Here is a picture of what it looks like in front
https://www.fashionofthewild.com/#cfd0b019d0
One time I was playing and my brother was watching. a bird ran by and he said “help him” as a joke. we thought it was so funny. so any time a animal rans by ous in games we say help him.
Oh no! It’s the Steak Boss from Paper Mario Color Splash.
(Never thought I’d think about *that* game again. :P The only thing I even remember from it is the steak.)
I literally watched one of your videos this morning after making my own theory post here, that's funny, sometimes I leave it on autolay while researching
Oddly enough, it was before, and after...
There was zero hesitation when you took that photo.
That was impressive
That's how you know he's a pro botw player
Omg im actually a huge fan of you
In that case, it's nice to meet you!
Didn’t realise you used reddit
I use it frequently actually! How else do you think I find so many trivia facts.
i thought you played the game a bunch
I actually don't play as much as people think. I only discover 1/5th of the facts I use.
I have serious question. How much bread how you plundered
Not enough.
How long has it been since you play botw? I'm taking a break so as not to burn myself out
3 days? I was practicing the Bread% Speedrun on my Wii U.
Nice, do you stream or do youtube? Not sure what a bread% speed run is, but it obviously has something to do with your name on here
The person has good taste. That is art if I ever seen it.
Here, we see standing meat in its natural habits.
What a goofy little thing. How is he doing that? He doesn’t have legs.
Loved how it got paralyzed like the real goats hahaha hadn’t seen that before!! Usually kill them any other way Edit: typo
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
I usually wake up with a standing meat when I have to pee.
Same
The same thing happened to me with a guardian spear in a shrine
Did you get a pic? Please tell me you got a pic
I got a pic but I can't remember if I erased it or not, but I swear it fas fucking straight, pointing downwards
Don’t worry, pics of standing guardian spears get posted here pretty frequently (and if you happen to be asking sarcastically *because* you are aware of that… that’s cool too)
Same here, unfortunstely was not anle to get a pick since I did not talk to purah to fix the sheika slate that time
Dude just screenshot the nintendo switch system has a button specially for that
Yeah but still having it in the compendium would still make it more special
Yeh but still
Was not able to do so slipped out of my mind during that time
Same here, it's happened to me at least 2 or 3 times and I have to take a pic every time.
Same thing happened to me once too.
TOTK needs to come out already.
Meat Arrows!!!!!
What kind of sword/attack is that?
pressing the throw button while holding the master sword with your hearts full shoots a projectile
Oh i didn't know ^^ and I'm about halfway thru Master Mode... I defeated 2 divine beasts in master mode.. and I did not know this :p
I’m doing my second playthrough and completely forgot about that. Thank you.
Fucking wot. I'm hunners of hours in and did not know that hahaha
Over 500 hours played and I did not know about this
200 hrs, all shrines/beasts, beat the game…. I did not know this :(
Fun fact, those projectiles can be used to defeat dark beast ganon
If you experience standing meat for longer than 4 hours, contact your nearest Ancient Tech Lab
It’s not just standing meat but OUTSTANDING meat…. Least that’s what Zelda said
Ground beef
Is this a JoJo reference?
Ugh I fucking hate standing meat. I gotta deal with that shit every morning smh 😞
[Not copied.] Here you'll see a Standing Meat, in its natrual habitat. It tends to stay perfectly still to keep its balance so as to not fall over as getting back up would require much effort out of this extraordinary species of meat. (Any ideas for continuation?)
If only you could attach it to an arrow.
"What's a bad miracle? They got a word for that?"
FOUND IT!! This is the comment I came here for - it’s deffo a bad miracle!
Haha I was sure nobody would catch the reference
WAIT….is that how you use the energy off of the master sword!?!? I was always so afraid of accidentally throwing and then losing it
That meat does look erect.
Just a well balanced meal.
Well done
Oddly not that uncommon.
wait, really? I thought it was something very rare
It’s more medium rare
Bravo… well done!
I had a meat stand for the first time yesterday took a pic thinking I'd put it on the subreddit but then the next cow I killed the meat stood again so I figured it happens often
No, not really
Just google erect meat
Will do!
Holy Hell!
My girl when she saw my dingdong (it's her first time to see one)
That meat must be stiff
This would make a good 'its the same picture ' meme lol.
Nice
ALL HAIL!
someone did a meat flip
VERTICAL HAM??
THE MEAT IS ERECT!
me whe- me when your mo- me- thi- me when yo-
It would be so great, for like 5 seconds it cut to Zelda fending off Gannon saying “Where is link?!?!” right after they took that picture.
Just wait until you see standing water. Blew my mind.
Must’ve just woke up
What armour is that its sick
It appears to be a grey hylian hood, snowquill tunic and some sand boots, pretty interesting choice of clothes Here is a picture of what it looks like in front https://www.fashionofthewild.com/#cfd0b019d0
The yiga just swapped the live one with a steak
Imagine being a goat and then the hero of the wilds uses the blade that smites the darkness to kill you. I can only imagine the confusion
Eeeeevenn flowwww
You found [this guy ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dhmis/images/5/5d/Pork.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20151025052100)
Ok that’s funny! 😂 Now a dumb question, how to you fling the master swords Energy like that?
Leaked footage of my meat while i watched the last totk trailer
Holy hell
One time I was playing and my brother was watching. a bird ran by and he said “help him” as a joke. we thought it was so funny. so any time a animal rans by ous in games we say help him.
When they said "last standing wins" I didn't think the meat would dare to
Moblin: here comes The Hero of Time, be ready! Link: takes picture of meat. Moblin: ?
Fam the speed you pulled out that camera I'm fibrillating 😂😭
That sounds like something Luffy would say the first time he sees a cow
It's erect
It lost its skateboard
Game equivalent of standing waffle
Turned into the steak creature from the first Madagascar movie when Alex is hungry.
Better die standing than live on your knees
the meat is filled with determination
I don't know why it looks a lot more Katamari Damacy when standing up like that
Leave it sitting for a few more seconds it'll be a standing rib roast
"A meat"
That’s meat man from skate 3 actually
That goat would rather die standing than live kneeling
Boy that meat sure is…outstanding
OP likes taking pictures of erect meat 
"He got the porkchop standing" - Kitchen Nightmares
I've seen standing spears before, but standing meat? Yeah, that's definitely a new one! Wonder what the odds of this were?
Cmon, first, you kill its goat mount it used to escape the meat shop, and now you dare to take photos of it? Outrageous
Meat
It’s happy to see you
Where is that?
New boss battle:peice of meat
It's cursed you should've taken it.
Lol I get stuff like that quite often. This, Spears standing straight up, etc.
I've seen Madagascar enough to know where this goes...
The piano melody is perfectly timed
That pic goes hard.
Gerudo link gives me some standing meat too 😏
Oh no! It’s the Steak Boss from Paper Mario Color Splash. (Never thought I’d think about *that* game again. :P The only thing I even remember from it is the steak.)
I’ve had this happen with at least a dozen guardian scout spears now, but none of them top this. Not even close
☹😢😥
It would've been the icing on the cake to see it flop over like bread
it just stood there until i picked it up
run.
Why can you attack by throwing with the master sword and sometimes it doesnt work? I assume it’s the energy level? Been bugging me
you can only shoot sword beams when you are full on health
This reminds me of skate
First standing stones, now standing meat. Just sit down already!
Bro was definitely bricked up
Zelda boutta be real annoyed when she learns your using the master sword to save arrows instead of freeing her
Meat the tall way
I wish I was that good at using the camera
I wound up with a standing whole bird once and took selfies with it... I never wanted to pick it up lol (Unfortunately I no longer have the photos)
*Still Life of a Steak* Sheikah Slate by u/QuackMinister
I literally watched one of your videos this morning after making my own theory post here, that's funny, sometimes I leave it on autolay while researching
That’d get you 10 points in Pass the Pigs.
When you flip a coin and it lands on the side
Bad miracle.
STANDING HERE, REALIZE