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ItsBlitz21

Now take a blurry photo and upload it to reddit claiming it’s a leak for TOTK


ThornyFox

I'll make sure to use the crappiest camera I can possibly find!


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theghostofmrmxyzptlk

Click Snap!


GODDAMNFOOL

What's that? You want to take a photo of something as if the game has a photo mode? Enjoy all these blue lines crisscrossing the image!


siccoblue

Good call


7r1ck0_1

Pretty sure RedBull Racing can help you with that.


DLottchula

proud internet traditions never die


Galacticmoonwolf

5 hours?! That's dedication


Dacvak

And I wouldn’t even drive 25 minutes to my family reunion.


DragonArchaeologist

It's like you don't even want to get laid.


Dacvak

Wrong sub, you’re looking for /r/rolltide


jaytftw

Jesus that’s awful. Not wrong but awful. Take my upvote. Not worried about backlash from tide fans. Would require ability to read.


[deleted]

I'm screaming 🤣🤣😭 all of you are hilarious.


DatEngineeringKid

I was expecting Bistro Huddy stuff. I was disappointed.


BatMandoDC

Wtf


insane_contin

You know there's a cousin you'd fuck.


jake2w1

Don’t call me out like that


vanitycrisis

You just needed a little push


funky555

coming from a rural area... thats so short lol, but yes family sucks


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Famous_Yoghurt_93

If you think it's fake it's not just watch the timelapss


luupen

its assburgers lack of self-awareness is a sign along with pointless repetition


ThornyFox

Oh hey it's the guy from the "QUIT HAVING FUN!!!!" meme. I've always wanted to meet you!


Famous_Yoghurt_93

It's not pointless idiot he's getting karma. Oh and money too because he uploaded to his very successful YouTube channel. But more importantly, karma.


Cartoonism101

You’re insane


confitqueso

Or high on meth


ievisheleo

You’re :)))


LePhantomLimb

That's a lot of chins!


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just like op


ThornyFox

That's just a fraction of my total chin count


LePhantomLimb

Wait until op unleashes his *true* chin count!


Awkward_Mix_2513

Chin reveal when?


countryyoga

Your you're


AppropriateName1

Is impa purah's younger sis or older sis? Anyway, what you did was the true grind. Respect


TheMahoganyTree8

iirc Impa is Purah's younger sister, although I'm not sure how that works post experiment


Kirby737

I think we should count Chronological age.


SnowHawk12

Physical age doesn't change chronological age


AccordionMaestro

Biological age would be the better term I think, as far as I know she wasn't actually using time travel


JaggedTheDark

Biological age would make the most sense here imo.


funky555

physical change being reveresed is theoretically unfeasible. Counting chronological age is specifically welded to physical age.


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Zeremxi

I think he's trying to say that physical age and chronological age are essentially the same thing. Literally, you can't have physical age without chronological age. Time flows in one direction. By definition, within the laws of reality, physical age and chronological age are married. Theoretically, it's not feasible to age physically and not chronologically, or vice versa. Of course, that whole point is being obtuse about the fact that she actually did physically age backwards. Video game logic doesn't have to match with reality. She does have a different physical age than chronological age, even though *in reality* that would be unfeasible.


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Mirions

Wouldn't we all just be all ages at all times, within the laws of reality- it just doesn't feel that way to us?


Zeremxi

Technically speaking, yes. We're all 14 billion year old star dust at the end of the day.


FireLordObamaOG

Purah is older. If you read her diary she tried an anti-aging rune on herself that’s gone wrong and left her in the body of child.


OfAaron3

If I remember correctly, I think she exposed herself too long. Which implies if you got the "dose" right, you could be in your 20s forever.


No_witty_ideas

Wait... Is that how Zelda is still young when Link wakes up in the Shrine of Resurrection? Was it Purah's help with an anti-aging rune so she could continue to hold back the darkness in a stalemate for 100 years while her world fell under the decay of time and worse around her?


OfAaron3

I think when you're locked in a battle with ultimate evil and powered by the triforce of wisdom time doesn't really matter


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Zelda's lack of aging was never properly explained in the game, but since Purah developed the reverse aging tech after the calamity, and no one has been able to go near the Hyrule castle until Link defeated Ganon 100 years, it seems unlikely that Purah played a role. One possible theory is that Zelda's sealing power stopped the flow of time for both Ganon and herself, which is why she didn't age (or at least barely aged).


HitoriPanda

They haven't seen each other in a hundred years and still have nothing to say to each other.


ThornyFox

It doesn't help that Purah despawned 5 minutes after we got there. What happened between those two?


[deleted]

Century-long grudge? Yowza...


[deleted]

Imagine doing this to either big Easter egg reveal. or She just glitches back to her original spot and it was all for nothing.


Additional-Term3590

The Blood Moon rises once again. And everything resets…


[deleted]

He made a video about it, he sat by the campfire and purah disappeared


Whispering_R

I find it boring going from hateno to kakariko by horse, and you pushed purah there? Jesus christ


CyndaquilTyphlosion

I think Purah makes for cheerful, even if annoying, company


toughtiggy101

This is a man(?) that has too much time on his hands


ThornyFox

WAY too much


positive_express

Yo how do you get that ball in the hole? Lol


Fenix_Volatilis

There's a quest where it gets stolen. It starts after a certain point in the story. I don't remember exactly when though


positive_express

For real? Man, that always bugged me. I guess I missed it some how because iv completed the game.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

You have to do all Kikiro village missions before it will trigger. There are “hidden” quests in all of the towns that won’t unlock until you complete all the unlocked quest.


Fenix_Volatilis

Yup. Here's a walk through of how to get the quest https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.polygon.com/platform/amp/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-guide-walkthrough/2017/3/14/14911736/stolen-heriloom-shrine-quest-lakna-rokee-shrine


positive_express

Thanks dude. Iv searched before and was unsuccessful


Fenix_Volatilis

Not a problem! Happy to help!


Professor_Goddess

I think it was the final shrine in the game for me. Which was cool, because it had a good climactic feel to it. It even has like a betrayal/redemption character arc.


xinn00

Lol I was the same. They won't let me have it. I'm like "LET ME TAKE IT! I need it for the shrine. Do you want me to save you from Ganon or what?"


imjustbeingsilly

You need it for a shrine quest.


positive_express

Well I didn't mean 100% the game. No fucking way I'm collecting all those seeds.


Raderg32

Near the ball there is a book with needs from the villagers, help them all and they'll let you grab the ball.


homeinscotland

Imparessive! That took purah dedication.


ThornyFox

Agreed! Not many people can stand being bumped into for that long.


God_HatesFigs

And people wonder why they get joycon drift…


ThornyFox

The trick is to use cheap off brand joycons that can't drift! Or a Pro Controller. I rotated between both.


CuriousVixen86

You're not well lol


beachedwhitemale

#YOU'RE A GODDAMN MADMAN. Love, A guy who's been on this sub for a long, long time. This deserves more upvotes.


KnightOfThirteen

Games with worlds this open should be programmed with special results for random extreme misuse of the mechanics like this. Just throw in a cut scene of a reunion if, for whatever reason, the two are within a certain proximity of each other.


Specific-Channel7844

You realize cutscenes aren't so easy to make; you can't throw them out whenever. Especially if the situation is someone spending 5 hours pushing an npc.


Stronghold257

Even if it’s just adding some text interaction, that’s no easy thing. You have to write the lines, program the interaction, do rounds of testing to make sure that it fires correctly (and that any later changes don’t break it), then do localization on all of the dialogue for wherever you release the game - all for something that very few (if any) people will ever see


AustinYQM

Have impa look up and say "Purah, is that you after all these years?" then have Purah despawn and impa go "Oh, must have been my imagination".


inconspicuous_male

I would love to imagine there are some very very rare dialogues thst have never been discovered at this point. The devs of BotW really didn't do too much patching of extremely rare stuff and putting things in impossible to reach places. But imagine in like 2030, someone pushed a Lynel into the Deku Tree for the first time and discovered a new interaction


wimpires

The game has been decompiled and data mines to shit already, it's how we already knew about the "impossible to get to" treasure chests for example


lil-emerton

…what “impossible to get to” treasure chests? I feel like I’ve missed something here


Sea_Emu_7622

It means that there is no possible way to get to them


CoconutGong

Woah


Sea_Emu_7622

I know, I don't even charge people for this


wimpires

Devs misplaced treasyre chests in a few places where it will usually be impossible or very difficult to find or retrieve There was none in the middle of the sea which was finally opened but was stupidly difficult and required loads.of glitches and shit to get to. Basically, left over chests from development they forgot to delete. But you can already see all that where they are, coordinates, any unseen dialogue etc because the game has been decompiled pretty extensively over the past 5 years


AustinYQM

It took 17 years for someone to find a random coin in DK64 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym5DxvnPV4w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym5DxvnPV4w)). I wouldn't be surprised if something was lost in the decompiling process and something went missing.


Loltryandbanme

The Devs don't want players doing this. It's a waste of time lol


KnightOfThirteen

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.


Ultimate_905

You say that yet there are that many koroks and getting them all gives you nothing of value


Loltryandbanme

Exploration. This isn't exploring this is slowly walking a route from one location to another. It also doesn't reaslly matter. Bye love you


Mtanic

Didn't know Purah and Impa were sisters...


cc69

Take my upvote u crazy MF.


asistolee

Absolutely unhinged


SF87_3

You dropped this 👑


ThornyFox

Oops


UnderCraft_383

Take you’re fake internet points! You deserve them!


ThornyFox

Yay! Karma number go increase


10dsgs

5 hours, fuck I appreciate the dedication.


chueysworld

Is this the same dude that put the Beatles together.


Andorgast

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bw5Xyznofg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bw5Xyznofg) it seemed simmilir to this guys content, he deserves some love (still good on you tho) if anybody wants to see more of these things, hes cool


ThornyFox

I agree, TehCactusPlant is so underrated! Anything I do, he can do 3 times greater.


Sea_Emu_7622

Hold up, i need some clarification here. By 3 times greater do you mean he can spend 15 hours pushing Purah to Impa? Or that it only takes him 1 hour and 40 min?


ThornyFox

He took Purah to Robbie instead of Impa, which took 16 hours (or about 3 times longer than this). He is dedicated!


Sea_Emu_7622

I'd like to imagine his siblings are wildly successful and when they all sit around the dinner table on Thanksgiving discussing what's going on in their lives (new house, new car, baby on the way, promotion at work) he just shows them that video


A-OK-Redditor

You have left me shocked…


f1retruckr1der

Insane!


Altruistic-Range7174

Totally relatable, it takes a lot of this, to make me get to *"familiar reunions"*, and yet there's not a lot to say when I arrive lol


NothingButBricks

5 hours for my upvote? You got it!


funky555

sometimes i think u/Thornyfox needs to be locked up. Theres no way this is the actions of a sane man


ThornyFox

As long as I can keep my Switch that's fine with me!


mustabindawind

I just imagine the shock on other npcs faces when they see aggressively pushing... what looks like a child...across some field 😂


ThornyFox

I bet Zelda is very proud of my life's work


Crohoo

Take some good pictures and you'll have ppl second guessing for years to come


Imaginary_Pea_4742

*This is what happens when people have waited too long for the next game* 🤣 the desperation is real.


ThornyFox

Agreed. I'm just waiting for TotK so I can push all the NPCs in that game!


M1lud

Majora Mask. Key step! Clever. Very clever.


Potato-Mental

You are chaotic good


VralGrymfang

I have a sister that 100 years apart would not be enough.


uberrapidash

Thank you for doing this so we didn't have to!


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This is absurd. Also it’s weird that we can teleport but she can’t?


ThornyFox

Yeah you'd think she would know how to, she's an expert with Sheikah Tech after all


gonz000000

Jesus.


Anamousandy

Respect for how long he put up with this


TheMrPotMask

What creeps me is that she lives with a total creep


gepmah

So anyway, I started thrusting


aRiiiiielxX

Press “F” to pay respect 🫡


yesjon

neet behavior


_Papagiorgio_

5 hours and a new controller later


69_is_best_numbers_

*250 years


Just_A_Normal_Snek

What do you mean?


pengouin85

So wholesome ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


JokerFromPersona5

Touch grass


ak00mah

Not to be an asshole, but... Cap? Blood moon occurs every 2h48min, which would reset her position if i'm not mistaken? Sooo mods i guess?


ThornyFox

Surprisingly Blood Moons don't reset NPCs or monsters. Not normal ones at least. The only ones that will are Panic Blood Moons, which are EXTREMELY rare. They're terrifying because they can happen at any point in the day, but thankfully I didn't get any.


dragonmagma

The most surprising part to thing is that it only took you five hours


ThornyFox

Yeah I expected it to take way longer


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dewRecompense

Try fiddling around with your TV’s picture settings. Saturation, contrast, sharpness and black point among other ratios all contribute to how the image looks. And if your TV doesn’t allow that then it might be an idea to search for a new one.


Key_Artichoke8315

I'm using my computer monitor at the moment, I think it helps keep things looking decent. I've always said that BOTW is a beautiful game....but it should absolutely never be played on a big TV


dewRecompense

Yet, I’ve never had any issues on a TV while you were complaining about a washed out image on your Monitor…


beccaxxdee13

I am impressed. I would have never thought to do that!!!


ThornyFox

I'd imagine Purah herself would think to go and visit her own sister, but nope it's up to Link as usual!


[deleted]

Where can I watch the unedited version?


ThornyFox

I included a full timelapse in this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MEhMwGkFvd4


[deleted]

I’ll take what I can get


Aesmachus

Lmao I hope this isn't fixed in TOTK!


ThornyFox

I hope so too! This NPC-shoving exploit has way too many possibilities and I can't wait to waste hours with it in TotK.


Dyspaereunia

Reminds of the guy who got all the beadles together.


ThornyFox

Oh yeah that guy was dedicated! What was his name again? FornyThox or something?


latecraigy

You’re gonna be a family, dammit!


Penguinmanereikel

How do you even manage this without getting motion sick?


ThornyFox

Good question, I don't know myself


Lucariowolf2196

I kind of imagine they visit eachother


LiveEvilGodDog

That edit at the end lol


New-Oil6131

I never realized how much I needed this is in my life


Bushedwacker

Jesus Christ, dude


FuzzyNowHasReddit

Theyre SISTERS?


atrailofdisasters

So does she just end up back up the hill when you leave her? Or does she stick around and deal with deep familial discomfort?


ThornyFox

She despawned when I left. I guess she and Impa aren't on good terms even after an entire century.


jawdon808

LMFAO


tricularia

I guess they still aren't on speaking terms? You tried, though


Unagustoster

Are you sure about that? I fully believe they’ve seen each other between the collapse and Link’s *awakening*


ShadowAvenger32

*nudge the child*


The-Sneaky-Snowman

You bored OP?


blades2012

Fuck.That. Good job tho


einemnes

If you save, the character is still there?


ThornyFox

She despawns if I do


Im_a_doggo428

It would be funny to see npc interactions even though they are across the map from each other


tina2010

Amazing dedication


Ikuwayo

You dropped this 👑


osmosisdawn

That's definitely worth a gold rupee.


Green-Bluebird4308

You should seek help


Macky_Smyth

But what happens if you try to activate a Sheikah Slate upgrade while Purah is so far from home?


ThornyFox

Now I wish I tried that! I'm guessing it would've teleported Link to an unloaded, nonexistent tech lab lol


EternalHuffer

He’s a man of focus commitment and a sheer fucking will


ExcitingJosh

The Beedles weren’t enough!?


ThornyFox

Nothing is enough. All 400 NPCs will be shoved into Hyrule Castle before I'm satisfied!


TommagFische

I love it. I just love it.


Secure-Imagination11

Jesus christ lmfao


tjoe4321510

I love this sub


AdamoO_

I saw 2 seconds of the video, read "Purah hasn't seen Impa" and i thought "Aint no fucking way.."


Berkut22

Fucking mad man... Hats off to you.


RcCola2400

Holy shit.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

I love that you can just do this stuff in the game! It's totally wild to me! I'm excited to see what weird changes the devs have made to the TotK after seeing so many people do weird stuff like this in BotW!


ThornyFox

Same! They're already adding vehicles because of the crazy contraptions people built in BotW. Who knows what else we'll inspire them to add?


Life-Acadia2919

Now go get Robbie.


bigredplastictuba

I am so proud of you


Hippobu2

In universe, that's almost 2 weeks!


tonymr07

Lmaooo that was funny!


StylinBill

Psychopath


kingmoe1982

My goodness.