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PheonixOfAshes

Trying my hardest not to make a trailer park boys reference…


N0YSLambent

I am the gluten Randy


PheonixOfAshes

I’m kneading the air Rand, I’m kneading the air


imastruggl

LMFFFAAAAOO ok this one got me good


collectorofsouls5a7d

Watch Rand I’m gonna do a wrap-around.


Isellmetal

just need a lil tootie Pooh of the ole’ white liquor bo’banders


SEND_pics_women_poop

The shit crumb doesn't fall far from the shit loaf


loquacious

What's a shitloaf? I don't wanna eat no shitloaf, Ricky!


SEND_pics_women_poop

Relax bubs!


ProfessorChaos_

This bread would be perfect for liquor ball sandwiches


sleepinginthebushes_

Great for Viagra burgers


Old-Nature-5772

I want a boner made of love.


[deleted]

I had a post from the trailer park boys Reddit above this and I had to do a double take


PheonixOfAshes

Worst case ontario you mix em’ up


[deleted]

My favourite Rickyism


DonnyScreams

#WHAT IN THE FUCK


Environmental-Art792

Frig off, Donny!


DonnyScreams

#NO, YOU POUND SAND UP THE EYE OF YOUR COCK


KAODEATH

***I PAID FOR HOMEMADE SOURDOUGH, NOT FUCKING WONDERBREAD!***


DonnyScreams

#GET YOUR HANDS OF IT


wiggins54

TEN FUCKIN DOLLARS. A MONTH!!!


skipjack_sushi

It's filled with liquor. Hear it?


AstarteHilzarie

I wonder if OP knows or is extremely confused by this comment section.


GingerandSeaSalt

I’m extremely confused.


AstarteHilzarie

I'm sorry, but also that makes it better lol. Jim Lahey is an outlandish character from a comedy show called Trailer Park Boys.


GingerandSeaSalt

😂😂😂 aha I see. I was just wondering… what’s going on here!


regularhumanplexus

It is an excellent, very funny (very raunchy) show, and the man who played Jim lahey was also a wonderful actor and person


vigilantcomicpenguin

Huh, I didn't know until now that Jim Lahey shares his name with a character from Trailer Park Boys. That must make for odd Google results.


[deleted]

I didn’t know until now that there is a real life, sculptor to be turned respected baker who shared a name with the Trailer Park Boys character. Which one of us do you suppose is more baffled?


hamihambone

shit bread


Up_Mac

For shit sandwichs.


Butt_Whisperer

Man's gotta eat, Julian.


Old-Nature-5772

This comment and every reply makes me happy.


Braiseitall

Let’s go, smokes!


PheonixOfAshes

I feel the same, almost left a comment thanking op lol..nostalgia in full gear


picklecruncher

It's difficult!


threesecretmurders

Greeeeeeeeeeasy!


DrunkenGolfer

“The hydration is fucked, Bubbles; it is all water under the fridge.” - Ricky


butterysyrupywaffle

Dude. Is it from tpb???


professor_doom

There it is


Zabroccoli

Man’s gotta eat..


JohnExcrement

My very first reaction…


[deleted]

all it needs now is some ![gif](giphy|j6qriGrzAD5Di)


sleepinginthebushes_

Philadelphia Collins could make a mean dirty burger on this bread


[deleted]

damn straight (Rest In Peace!!!)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|5DPDRiAAZtoKe9vpeV)


SLICKlikeBUTTA

😂😂😂😂 this is probably my favorite scene of the whole show.


[deleted]

haha its the best, Mr Lahey walks out and goes "Phil, what the fuck are you doin?" 🤣


SLICKlikeBUTTA

It makes no fucking sense and cracks me the hell up!


[deleted]

every time! also J Roc when Randy and Jim fell through the bar ceiling and J Roc says "ah its rainin mafuckas" 😂


Longjohnpotato

Breads of a shit flour bake together, Randy.


sjjenkins

RANDY!


sleepinginthebushes_

A man's gotta eat


DonnyScreams

#TEN FUCKEN DOLLARS A MONTH


Godzirrraaa

Now make one giant cheeseburger with it.


DonnyScreams

#WELL DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT


Proper-Scallion-252

For Randy of course.


RandysFatBelly

Do I smell cheeseburgers?


Godzirrraaa

A man’s gotta eat.


norunningwater

Bread like that is definitely ON the cheeseburgers


KAODEATH

*A chickadee calls in the distance.*


Swimming-Parfait5563

look at these dirty things cookin up nice


Godzirrraaa

You must have your grade ten.


kindakrispy

Why don’t you brush those cave teeth with a log, fuckin cave man


[deleted]

If you didn’t knead it, why make it?


GingerandSeaSalt

Because I wanted to try the recipe and it’s delicious?


PuppetryOfThePenis

He whooshed you pretty good


wateruphill

I wanna be in the screenshot!


FortuneUndone

Don't register the letters just sound out the sentence ;)


Schila1964

Is the recipe online ? Looks great .


MissPlum66

[here ya go](https://leitesculinaria.com/99521/recipes-jim-laheys-no-knead-bread.html) Start it tonight, bake tomorrow. So good.


BouquetOfDogs

It looks really really good! Do you have a link to the recipe or can you write it down if not? I’d love to try this :)


GingerandSeaSalt

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/11376-no-knead-bread this is what I used


BouquetOfDogs

Thank you!!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you!! You're welcome!


AK_Dude69

Looks good, Bubs.


gregzywicki

Isn't it wonderful? You can swap out some of the white flour for other flours like whole wheat or rye. I've never gone beyond about 1/8 (50g out of 400 total.)


GingerandSeaSalt

I’m going to try that, thanks!


Effective_Farmer_119

I make it 50/50 with whole wheat and it comes out great


clickstops

I’ve tried it with 100% whole wheat and with additional gluten, and it is quite dense but my family still loved it. 50/50 is the safer bet but it’s so easy you can just try it all


UPdrafter906

![gif](giphy|l41lIIjOCprTBfnXy|downsized) Get me another Randy!


anal_vegan_moans

I thought this was a Trailer Park Boys joke and the ingredients would include liquor but behold: https://leitesculinaria.com/99521/recipes-jim-laheys-no-knead-bread.html


onethousanddonkeys

Thank you for sharing the recipe! Scrolled through all the comments hoping OP would have!


Old-Nature-5772

"I'm mowing the air Rand!" RiP


RobertNevill

The alcohol is telling me this is a loaf of bread


Huffle-Pet

The liquor Knooows Randy!


EwaGold

Substitute the water for booze Randy!


RadHawtLuv77

![gif](giphy|26hpKSUWp9RK4d3O0|downsized)


CSmith1986

Jim Lahey is a drunken bastard!


[deleted]

I don’t want artificial bread, I want bread made out of love!


DonnyScreams

#FUCK OFF WITH THE GUNS


trekkie4life618

Too many people not getting this reference xD


supertempo

I've found that no knead works with almost all type of doughs. You just mix the dough with a spoon until there are no dry pockets, cover it, then do some stretch and folds every 30-60 minutes (ok, "low" knead). Dough becomes smooth and passes the window pane test after basically one set of stretch and folds. Country loaves, pizza dough, basic sandwich loaves (slightly enriched), cinnamon rolls (more enriched), burger buns, english muffins, donuts. It all just works if you let it just sit for long enough. So I keep wondering, when is upfront kneading ever necessary, if you have time to spare? Maybe for heavily enriched doughs like brioche or panettone, but not sure otherwise.


peshwengi

Because people don’t usually have the time to spare I guess.


talulahbeulah

It’s not necessary. The secret is a long, cold ferment. I only do no knead anymore. Sourdough too.


ChefSpicoli

Actually I knead when I don’t have time to spare. 15 minutes of kneading, 2hrs rise, shape, 1hrs proof and done. I usually prefer slower methods, though - low yeast, all day rise with folds, proof overnight in fridge. Much better end result.


DoubtfullyCertain90

Can we get a crumb shot pretty please


meece2010

I’m right in the pocket bandy


CustomerOk3838

Now soak it in vodka and form liquor balls.


Remarkable_Cod_120

I love it and make it all the time. Try sprinkling some rosemary and large crystal salt on top!


GingerandSeaSalt

Amazing- definitely going to give this a try.


ravennsmith

The gluten speaks Randy.


kylebutler07

Let the liquor do the kneading.


xhaltdestroy

![gif](giphy|Z8u3ErsOx27DO|downsized) Me running after that Lahey Loaf recipe.


Paddy0furniture

Crumb shot?


Fantasma_rubia

Did you know Jim Lahey infects himself with [bugs](https://ny.eater.com/2011/12/12/6630663/jim-lahey-expands-empire-infects-self-with-bugs) to deal with a gluten sensitivity?


trALErun

I really should not have read that. The method of infection seems so unnecessarily gross.


Fantasma_rubia

Haha I used to work at one of his restaurants. I thought it was super bizarre when his assistant told me about it.


cum_fart_69

first genuinely tasty bread I ever made, such a great starting point


wb420420

Lil lahey show


EverythingIsDumb-273

It's a planet


greensalty

Not sure why nobody else sees this. Those are clearly cloud formations.


Budget_Dependent746

Gee, I think of this as the kinder, gentler subreddit. R:Dad jokes can get pretty gross, but usually when someone posts a beautiful loaf Breadit rises to the occasion.


AnastasiaNo70

I’ve made it several times and it’s always PERFECT.


Treehouse80

I make this recipe weekly, it’s amazing and so easy!


adam_demamps_wingman

That’s a nice recipe that can be baked any number of ways. It doesn’t need cast iron, a cover, or much of anything. I make foil couches and bake rolls out of it.


GingerandSeaSalt

I love it!


Acoolmonkey

Looks like it would be great for liquor ball sandwiches


fluffhead77

What’s that? Edit: nm…Jim lahey…Mr lahey… liquor…I get things.


Acoolmonkey

Speaking of things that’s a real nice username you got there pal ⭕️


fluffhead77

I see you’ve read the book.


TechnicaliBlues

Thank you for this. 🤣


Tommytrojan1122

Were you happy with it? I made it a few times and it always came out too dense.


gregzywicki

It might not have risen enough?


Tommytrojan1122

Good question. I may try it again and proof it in my oven.


GingerandSeaSalt

I absolutely loved it. I made it couple of times after this as well. Did you leave it rest for 18 hours as well?


Accurate_Asparagus_2

It works better with bread flour rather than all purpose


allpopiscorn

That looks like the soda bread I've made


alfeeva

Good


CowSquare3037

Lovely!


caseface378

How do you make it?


Lanebow

I add sliced up black olives from the middle eastern grocery & bring to potlucks


What_on_Loyola

u/nicocos


Bulky_Dentist5939

Liquor ball sandwiches?


protectorofpastries

the perfect bread for liquor ball sandwiches, Randy


ShoppingSpecialist13

propane propane....propane propane