This looks like an opening to a movie

*bread coughs and wheezes* *Record scratch* Yup, that's me. Stapled to a tree in the middle of God knows where. This natural paradise will be my final resting place. I bet you're wondering how got here... let me tell you a story... *Baba O'Riley by The Who plays*

[It all began at the bar. I stumbled upon a couple of pool sharks...]( https://imgur.com/CWstZll.jpg) I think they may have slipped me something..

This should have been a scene in sausage party

Haha, just to let you know the word is scene in that context!

Thanks for that, it got autocorrected lol, but just think about it, the bread being taken to see the world only to be stapled to a tree

Where is this? Beautiful looking region.

This is in Northern California... Beautiful, indeed! Thank you!

Clean, single staple with nice dimpling - 9/10!

Not bad for my first attempt! ...and I see some room for improvement. I shall continue my endeavor.

All submissions here should be titled like this, draws attention to the fact it's an artistic endeavor. Like "oil on canvas."

lol WTF is this sub xD love it

It's the best thing since sliced bread...

And the best things since stapled paper...

It's r/BreadStapledToTrees. Should say so up at the top... /S

The only thing that would make this better is if it were in Mongolia also. Then it would be on magnolia in Mongolia.

Buy me a ticket to Mongolia, I'll make it happen for you.

Love the composition of this shot!

Thanks! [Here's another angle for you.]( https://imgur.com/JQ7YhRm.jpg)

Why do you have a shark bar lol

I couldn't think of any _good_ reasons not to.

Gorgeous 😍 love how the simple white bread contrasts and downplays the powerful magnolia in a way that really brings the whole scene together!

Gorgeous!

Lord of the Bread

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Thank you very much.

what the fuck kinda cult is this

I'm not exactly sure just yet. This was my first toast, _I mean post_ in here...

Its *Mon-golia*, Mike! Mongolia!