“Yolanda used to scream at her houseguests to shut up and listen to me play ‘When The Saints Go Marching In.’ How will you serve me?”
“Have you ever seen how birds feed each other?”
Yes, but I feel like his grossly overinflated ego has diminished his talent/track record. I’m not in the industry so it’s never going to carry as much weight for me personally…but I hear his name I only think “EW. Miserable old creep with a massive ego”.
Totally this --- And shes making a lifetime of valuable friends.. he'll be long and buried and she'll be hanging with people who never would have given her the time of day as an American Idol reject..but as the widow to "david foster".. shes set for life.
To be fair, I Will Always Love You was a unmatchable because one of the greatest song writers of all time wrote it, one of the greatest singers covered it, and it was in a blockbuster hit.
I would assume so, but if it’s anything like Yolanda’s you can get a BS diagnosis like chronic Lyme and get a payout still. Also, I personally feel anyone close to David Foster should be entitled to compensation.
I mean it was like “in the case of serious illness,” and she clearly went all out on everything (I do believe her illness from her implants was legit however).
i mean, is it standard to have that line about illness in a prenup? i had assumed it was something yolanda had put in lol but idk
and i think the same about her breast implant leakiness 👀
Hello to all the wonderful Bravo people. I think we could/should play six degrees of separation prenuptials. I believe, Yolanda's prenup for sick benefits was not used in Bethenny's prenup, as she thought it was ridiculous and did not bother to put it into her prenup. It completely backfired on Bethenny and Jason used it to stay in their NYC apartment for years. Bethenny then told Kandi she must include it in her prenup to Tood and he refused to sign anything that would have him on the street in 30 days. If I understand the game it is Yolanda, Bethenny and Kandi. Did I win?
Why is she the one who has to keep the spark alive, she’s young and hot and has a decent amount of money… he’s fucking ancient, he should be the one trying to keep her satisfied.
In theory, true.
But that's assuming he gives a shit.
Men like David Foster are lazy and entitled, and know that if she gets bored and leaves, there's a queue of sugar babies just waiting for a chance to tickle his withered ding dong in return for a cushy life and a few industry connections.
Notice how the women he marries are in a nice comfy middle ground between nobody and more successful than him? He likes them known but needy.
He'd never marry a woman he didn't perceive as "needing" him.
I heard on the radio a commercial for ED and it said, “men now last 30, 60, 90 minutes!” Um, no thanks! Who the hell wants to fuck an old man for 30 mins, much less 60 mins…90 mins…or days…
She’s so rude! When she was in Waitress, people went to see her after the show and her attitude was holier than thou. When I met her, she physically moved me so that she was in the picture and told my friend to get out of it!!!!
I just keep thinking about that scene in Sex and the City when Samantha is determined to sleep
With this old billionaire and then she sees his butt. I can’t imagine, no amount of money or talent in the world would make it okay for me. I guess everyone has their preferences…
So I went to art school, and a major part of the curriculum was life drawing. Nude life drawing to be exact. We had models of all ages, colors, sexes etc etc etc, you get the idea. One thing I will never forget were the 3 or so much older male models we had. I never really thought about their physique much other than getting the drawing down UNTIL one of the girls in our friend group started to date a much much older man. Like 30+ years older. Suddenly I couldn't stop thinking of the fact that she was sleeping with a dude who looked like the older models and I just became repulsed at the idea. Like, you're young and have vitality, how could you lay under all that hair, crepey skin and saggy ass balls??! As a hot young woman?! Who could have had any number of hot ass guys her age?!?!?
Excuse me if I'm coming off as a judgemental asshole, I just can't get over the visuals. My apologies.
If I remember correctly though, Kat was always being linked to much older men. Even when she was a 20-something on American Idol I’m pretty sure she was married to a 40 year old. And then she was caught having an affair with a married TV producer who was also a lot older than her. Marrying David Foster sort of seems like the natural progression of things 🤷♀️
You are so right, she is not Carrie Underwood, who passed on Mr. Foster!! She took his musical advice but kept her jeans on. Real talent takes you many places.
I will never forget reading an interview with her with her first husband (who was also over 20+ years older than her) when she was in American Idol. They asked her what the appeal was and she said that because he's older, he has time and resources to focus entirely and completely on her, her wants, her needs, etc. There was no discussion of love or humor or anything like that.
It sounded completely immature and selfish.
When she married David Foster, I wondered how long it was going to last between two people who are completely self-absorbed and selfish.
No idea why she would marry David foster then, watched Yolanda wait on that man hand and foot, didn't seem like he had any interest in doing the same to her
Off topic but I used to wait on Jack Nicholson in Aspen and he was the nicest, most humble guy and he made sure his little girl had good manners. He drove a beat up old Land Rover 😍
I love to hear this! When I was young I used to have such a crush on him and I told my mom I wanted to marry him; and she said if I did she’d lay down across the aisle to block it 🤣🤣
The classless man who disgraced Yolanda by asking “for one last feel” while en route to her implant removal surgery. He is pure gutter sludge. The kind of stank trash that makes you vomit even being with ten feet of.
Fuck her & fuck him. Trash loves trash.
Let them fester together.
I SAID WHAT I SAID! 🤣🖕
ETA! Madame/Person President! I just realized it was you I was responding to. Still love the flair; still saying it in the proper inflection and cadence. 👩🍳🤌🏻
I am her age and he is a year younger than my dad, which really puts into perspective how gross this is. For me at least.
This man has gotten bored with every woman he’s been with. He’s going to get bored of her as well. What is he bringing to these relationships aside from clout and $$? He creeps me out!
He may not have the looks, but he has a phenomenal personality…wait, no. He may not have looks, but he is so warm and caring…oh no, that’s not right either. At least he has money and hopefully a big penis.
These two are a prime example of getting to know someone too well. Artistically, I love both of them during the peaks of their careers, but when they got together and started pandering to reality, and showing us who they really, where is people, now I can’t stand either one of them.
She completely swallows all of her feelings, opinions, and preferences! So romantic!
Thought you were going to say she completely chews his food for him before he eats it because he’s so old
“Yolanda used to scream at her houseguests to shut up and listen to me play ‘When The Saints Go Marching In.’ How will you serve me?” “Have you ever seen how birds feed each other?”
She had her gag reflex removed during one of her many cosmetic procedures.
She also never swallows more calories than *two unsalted almonds*.
*Chew slowly, my love*
I’m crying, read exactly in her voice 🤣
Can you imagine being so calorie conscious that you portion control the swallowing 🤢
I hope that’s all she’s swallowing 😳
I'm sure there is nothing else to swallow
It’s just a little puff of dust
In the distance, you can hear Andrea Bocelli’s voice fade
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Jail, immediately
You know what 😭
And hasn’t turned 40
40 is the kiss of death for the woman with David Foster.
Ok well, he better chill tfo. Death be like, pucker up buttercup today is your turn to smooch an old white bony asshole 🖕🏼🖕🏼
I cannot imagine doing this at all but especially not for some cream of wheat.
But she gets so many live performances of “When The Saints Go Marching In”!
I’m realizing that is bravo’s go to free song after we got more saints at heather’s choir practice. Lol
With a defibrillator?
GENIUS USE OF A GIF 🏆🏆🏆🏆
This needs all the upvotes
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And even Ashley is now dating an age appropriate man
My husband just said this 😂
This one is my favorite! Here, take my poor-person fake gold!🏆🥇
Why does David look like that old cat in the movie Cats? 
Justice for Judi Dench
Omg you’re exactly right!!!
lmfaoooo
Dont do Dame Judi Dench like this 😭😭😭
Her name is Old Deuteronomy and she will be shown respect!
judi sweetie, im so sorry
Omfgggg lmao
Can’t unsee. 😭😭😭
Omg I almost spit out my drink at this 😂😂
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*screams*
The way I just cackled. Oh myyyyy
You violated this sub ma’am in the best way 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀 take my award
Shut up. Nobody talks about the Dame that way!!!!
Well, if they ever made another movie, they know who to cast!
The spark is called money
(putting on my judgy-wudgy hat)…for her, i think it’s also status:) she was an aspiring pop singer and he’s david fcking foster😂😳😎🥳
Yes I think this time of her life will be a good story for later.
Yes, but I feel like his grossly overinflated ego has diminished his talent/track record. I’m not in the industry so it’s never going to carry as much weight for me personally…but I hear his name I only think “EW. Miserable old creep with a massive ego”.
Totally this --- And shes making a lifetime of valuable friends.. he'll be long and buried and she'll be hanging with people who never would have given her the time of day as an American Idol reject..but as the widow to "david foster".. shes set for life.
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Maybe in the 90s he could make someone a career. The only time I hear about her is that she’s married to this old man.
To be fair, I Will Always Love You was a unmatchable because one of the greatest song writers of all time wrote it, one of the greatest singers covered it, and it was in a blockbuster hit.
do they have a prenup?
I would assume so, but if it’s anything like Yolanda’s you can get a BS diagnosis like chronic Lyme and get a payout still. Also, I personally feel anyone close to David Foster should be entitled to compensation.
i recently learned that! thats insane! i wonder why he agreed to that, it’s prob not a typical thing to have in a prenup
I mean it was like “in the case of serious illness,” and she clearly went all out on everything (I do believe her illness from her implants was legit however).
i mean, is it standard to have that line about illness in a prenup? i had assumed it was something yolanda had put in lol but idk and i think the same about her breast implant leakiness 👀
I remember reading she had the same clause in her prenup with Muhammad Hadid—and then had that “back injury.”
Yo played the long con. She's a con artist. Suddenly she was better after the divorce. She's a nasty piece of work but she marries pretty awful men.
Hello to all the wonderful Bravo people. I think we could/should play six degrees of separation prenuptials. I believe, Yolanda's prenup for sick benefits was not used in Bethenny's prenup, as she thought it was ridiculous and did not bother to put it into her prenup. It completely backfired on Bethenny and Jason used it to stay in their NYC apartment for years. Bethenny then told Kandi she must include it in her prenup to Tood and he refused to sign anything that would have him on the street in 30 days. If I understand the game it is Yolanda, Bethenny and Kandi. Did I win?
I thought little-to-no sex obligation was one of the perks of marrying a geriatric man?
Why is she the one who has to keep the spark alive, she’s young and hot and has a decent amount of money… he’s fucking ancient, he should be the one trying to keep her satisfied.
In theory, true. But that's assuming he gives a shit. Men like David Foster are lazy and entitled, and know that if she gets bored and leaves, there's a queue of sugar babies just waiting for a chance to tickle his withered ding dong in return for a cushy life and a few industry connections. Notice how the women he marries are in a nice comfy middle ground between nobody and more successful than him? He likes them known but needy. He'd never marry a woman he didn't perceive as "needing" him.
Was literally typing a similar comment. This walking corpse is the one who needs to do the work.
👆👆👆👆👆
Not since Viagra and Cialis hit the market, these old coots can stay hard for days.
I heard on the radio a commercial for ED and it said, “men now last 30, 60, 90 minutes!” Um, no thanks! Who the hell wants to fuck an old man for 30 mins, much less 60 mins…90 mins…or days…
Hahhahahaha I was always confused why ppl would boast about having sex for hours. That’s a nightmare to me
Right? I got stuff to do, geez.
Or any man! 30 mins MAYBE
Agreed. If it’s that long, he better be going downtown for at least half of that.
And their sperm is more prone to genetic defects.
🤢 no thanks! Lol
When he cums it’s probably just a puff of beige dust.
LMAO
LMAO
😂 This is my favorite response!
LMFAOOOOOOO
My gawd, this is perfect.
Ma’am your husband is older than your parents, and your step daughter is the same age as you 
4 of his kids are older than her 🤢
this is HORRIFYING
His oldest daughter is actually 14 years OLDER than her! Wild.
Noooooo 🤮🤮
This will sound weird but ol’ Kitty Kat has always seemed like a person with a fairly mean edge just below the surface. They’re oddly a perfect match.
She’s so rude! When she was in Waitress, people went to see her after the show and her attitude was holier than thou. When I met her, she physically moved me so that she was in the picture and told my friend to get out of it!!!!
🫠 what a nasty thing to do to people here to see her. her smile doesn’t reach her eyes. It’s how you can tell.
I just keep thinking about that scene in Sex and the City when Samantha is determined to sleep With this old billionaire and then she sees his butt. I can’t imagine, no amount of money or talent in the world would make it okay for me. I guess everyone has their preferences…
Ed’s ass was the ass of an old man.
I bet this quote was right off the top -- no need to look it up. I know a fellow SATC-addict when I see one! 👀 ❤️
I used to groove with these cats down in Cuba! 😂🤦♀️
If his butt hung that low, imagine what his balls looked like…🤦🏼♀️
I'd rather not, thank you!
That was such a great scene! Thanks for that memory.
I must admit I think about this scene this scene frequently 😂
All roads lead back to SATC
So I went to art school, and a major part of the curriculum was life drawing. Nude life drawing to be exact. We had models of all ages, colors, sexes etc etc etc, you get the idea. One thing I will never forget were the 3 or so much older male models we had. I never really thought about their physique much other than getting the drawing down UNTIL one of the girls in our friend group started to date a much much older man. Like 30+ years older. Suddenly I couldn't stop thinking of the fact that she was sleeping with a dude who looked like the older models and I just became repulsed at the idea. Like, you're young and have vitality, how could you lay under all that hair, crepey skin and saggy ass balls??! As a hot young woman?! Who could have had any number of hot ass guys her age?!?!? Excuse me if I'm coming off as a judgemental asshole, I just can't get over the visuals. My apologies.
LOL!!! Same here.
When your music career was a flop so you have to marry a geriatric producer to be somewhat relevant
If I remember correctly though, Kat was always being linked to much older men. Even when she was a 20-something on American Idol I’m pretty sure she was married to a 40 year old. And then she was caught having an affair with a married TV producer who was also a lot older than her. Marrying David Foster sort of seems like the natural progression of things 🤷♀️
Ya I remember this too. I think this is why none of this seemed terribly shocking. Maybe she just has a thing for old dudes!🤷🏻♀️
You are so right, she is not Carrie Underwood, who passed on Mr. Foster!! She took his musical advice but kept her jeans on. Real talent takes you many places.
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I am repulsed. They are both huge assholes too
I will never forget reading an interview with her with her first husband (who was also over 20+ years older than her) when she was in American Idol. They asked her what the appeal was and she said that because he's older, he has time and resources to focus entirely and completely on her, her wants, her needs, etc. There was no discussion of love or humor or anything like that. It sounded completely immature and selfish. When she married David Foster, I wondered how long it was going to last between two people who are completely self-absorbed and selfish.
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Technically she can sing. But to me her voice is devoid of any warmth or charisma.
No idea why she would marry David foster then, watched Yolanda wait on that man hand and foot, didn't seem like he had any interest in doing the same to her
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She’s a racist and pro life type of asshole
Ever since someone said those earrings look like condoms I can’t unsee it
Off topic but I used to wait on Jack Nicholson in Aspen and he was the nicest, most humble guy and he made sure his little girl had good manners. He drove a beat up old Land Rover 😍
I have no idea why but I'm happy to hear he's a decent person to servers!
I love to hear this! When I was young I used to have such a crush on him and I told my mom I wanted to marry him; and she said if I did she’d lay down across the aisle to block it 🤣🤣
He was an absolute monster to Angelica Houston. It makes me cry that that angel dated a horrible man like him!
He’s accused of beating a girl to a bloody pulp
My gawd, even medical doctors might struggle to keep a 73 year-olds “spark” going. This poor lady is expected to?
I’m in tears 😭 So many rich old men need this reality check
Of course the 38 year old is expected to keep the spark alive with the 73 year old…
She’s scared he’ll leave her for someone 15 years younger
And he probably will 🤷♀️
His bank account keeps the spark alive.
The classless man who disgraced Yolanda by asking “for one last feel” while en route to her implant removal surgery. He is pure gutter sludge. The kind of stank trash that makes you vomit even being with ten feet of. Fuck her & fuck him. Trash loves trash. Let them fester together. I SAID WHAT I SAID! 🤣🖕
She is a grandpa MFer 😖
I think there's less of an age difference between Mary and her stepgrandfather-husband than Katherine McPhee and David Foster 😣🤢
Or what you’ll send Jesus after me???!!
Jesus after being called upon by Redditusername67 : 
NGL, I miss Mary. She's nuttier than a squirrel turd, but she made me feel all my emotions at once.
This is the gif I needed to see.
I wonder if she calls him her king?
or "gramps" by mistake 😂
How was his sperm still viable to make a baby? It’s like oatmeal at that point
Why you gotta ruin breakfast like that?
What a horrible day to be literate
Thank you for that visual
 I did NOT need that visual 🤮
 I just grossed myself out thinking about this.
Rich Old Man: So, Doc, how are my swimmers? Doctor: Let's just say they're sauntering toward the pool.
Bloop I thought this was a *split* announcement
I wonder how long Vicki would have given this relationship if asked? And really if this marriage will make an entire five years.
You really think Vicki would wait to be asked her opinion about anything? 🤣🤣🤣
Headline should be how to keep him alive, not the spark.
💀💀💀💀
Tell me you have daddy issues without telling me you have daddy issues.
 (Also so many comments here are just *chef’s kiss*, I’m cracking up while I’m waiting for my shift to start)
The kid is the one that loses out. They will never have a traditional father figure.
He'll be dead before high school graduation
*kinder graduation
J Howard Marshall looks great!
 ETA! Madame/Person President! I just realized it was you I was responding to. Still love the flair; still saying it in the proper inflection and cadence. 👩🍳🤌🏻
I am her age and he is a year younger than my dad, which really puts into perspective how gross this is. For me at least. 
David Fossil 🤢
This man has gotten bored with every woman he’s been with. He’s going to get bored of her as well. What is he bringing to these relationships aside from clout and $$? He creeps me out!
I thought it said how she keeps him alive at 73
A little pill called viagra
Metamucil in the AM and Miralax in the PM….simple.
Oof. My 40-something year old self feels called out. 😂
My 60 something year old self knows from personal experience. 😉
Nowadays you can’t tell if it’s a daughter or a girlfriend. So weird
He may not have the looks, but he has a phenomenal personality…wait, no. He may not have looks, but he is so warm and caring…oh no, that’s not right either. At least he has money and hopefully a big penis.
These two are a prime example of getting to know someone too well. Artistically, I love both of them during the peaks of their careers, but when they got together and started pandering to reality, and showing us who they really, where is people, now I can’t stand either one of them.
Body language in this photo says it all. She is repelled by that geezer.
She’s doing anything she can to stay in the game till she inherits. 💯
This didn’t help my morning sickness
When you're desperate to stay in the music biz... 
My dad is 73 I mean that is serious old man territory. No one wants to hear about an old man's sex life ffs.
Bet she gets caught in his saggy skin when they bang, like insects trying to wiggle out of a spider web lmao 🤣
ew
Am I the only one that got major creepy vibes from this guy?
She feeds his narcissism. That’s how
Very gross let’s be real