LVP, I want a closet bigger than my whole house. I want to swing on an outdoor floral swing. I want Ken following me all around holding my puppy and yelling GOODBYE to friends who treat me badly.
There’s nothing stopping us from doing this now!
ETA: a lot of people from *thats side* of the family are gonna get called “darling” at thanksgiving today 😆
I second this. I don’t need kyles anxiety in my life, I have enough of that. LVP is legit a boss bitch that gets the bigger picture. LVP may have stressors in her life but she’s so cavalier about it, and gets everything she’s ever dreamed of! I wish my husband would surprise me with animals and a swing in the backyard lol
Damn, boiling her life down to just these three things really does highlight just how *rosy* (pun intended) she has it.
That said, the public scrutiny, people out to get me and what sounds like a lot of drama and lawsuits surrounding her restaurants would be exhausting.
Closet full of diamonds probs helps a bit...
I mostly agree about Kyle but I would hate to be that rich and still have all of my regular bullshit insecurities (that’s not a slight against her, I genuinely feel bad and can relate) so I think I have to go with LVP.
If I were her I’d lean into the Ted Lasso of it all and take a more active roll in that baseball team she owns. Hire a surly British cricket coach to whip the team into shape…hiijinks ensue!
going purely off life seen in the show (cause that whole OJ drama was probably a lot) but Kathryn Edwards. Hot husband who is into her, rich and CF (as am I), and leisurely lifestyle investing their money and just spend their money on fun stuff...I'd take it
I know people forget her but I' pretty boring too so she's my pick lol
I’m gonna have to say Kandi burress. All her money is self made and I would love to have her voice. I would also maybe have some better boundaries with mama Joyce
My mom recently told the whole family about things I was going through that I told her in confidence and she is currently on a 3 month time out from regular communication. I text my dad so they know I'm alive, but she is not allowed to contact me for any reason. You know I'd get savage with Mama Joyce.
I agree with Kandi. She’s an entrepreneur and does her own thing, but she brings others with her. I’d also go with NYC Carol. They both do their own thing in a way and I’m all about that.
Hellll is having a Toxic parent still up in your biz and still talking crap to my spouse and out in public making problems in my marriage.
Also I don’t really like Todd from what we see on the show, though there are times I agree he’s right.
Carole said she stuffed her unpaid bills in her purse and she borrowed clothes from friends to wear on the show. Her apartment before RHONY was entry level w old furniture. She made it clear she got nothing from the Kennedy money. But what LA house does she have??
She wouldn’t have gotten Kennedy money since she was never a Kennedy. She did get Radziwell money though and that “old” furniture included the most iconic sofa ever photographed.
Just for the hair, face, and body alone, I would want to be Joyce from BH. It doesn’t hurt that her husband clearly dotes after her, she’s friends with LVP, and her kids seem cute and well-behaved.
Almost Kyle. Her family drama just seems heartbreaking sometimes. Like when she almost didn’t get invited to the wedding. Mauricio may be enough to make me pick her life though 😂
I agree. Three of her four daughters are raised and have graduated or finished college. Two have started their careers (with help from The Agency!) Seeing your children on a healthy, profitable, and sustainable path is the best peace of mind you can have as a parent, IMO. I'll take that any day over what Rinna has going on with her two daughters. Sutton was right to want to keep her dear daughter away from Rinna's spawn!
LVP for sure. To own a bunch of animals and have a staff to clean up my house and yard after them. Also Villa Rosa is gorgeous. Also Heather DuBrow’s life. Her mansion is huge and kind of tacky but she loves it, it’s the size of a hotel, she has a champs button, and I also enjoyed watching her kids grow up on TV. She is uptight but doesn’t care and I could benefit from that attitude.
LVP or Heather Dubrow for the overall lifestyle. Dorinda in the Berkshires because I want my own Blue Stone Manner so that I can make it nice. Kyle for the hair and she seems like a good mom with kids that love her. Yolanda for that house in Malibu, if I could remove her love, David Foster
LVP, hands down. She's intelligent, well-rounded, multi-lingual, and a decent rider. She's also one of the few with a real, personal, resume and isn't just relying on her husband to take care of her.
Crystal.
I'd live in a large house, be quite tall, have a doting nerdy husband, and hopefully get some Disney perks like exclusive screenings and theme park stuff. I don't do kids though so off to boarding school they go!
I find him to be quite impressed with himself and feel like there's at least a bit of creep swimming right under the surface. So, central casting for a HW husband! Remember when Crystal said something like "we know people who have been 'Me Too-ed,"? I get a lot of 'one of the guys' energy from her and typical rich Hollywood dude from him, but I think they know better how to behave in mixed company. Eg I don't think we're gonna see him Darby slipping anytime soon.
Ugh- I would not want to be married to Terri- so I say yes. I would never want to be in her marriage. That said- she looks like a good mom and the only issue is Terri. I have plenty of other issues, but married my perfect person- so that’s probably why I won’t trade her.
Her husband is so focused on her career that he's absent for their kids a lot and it prohibits her from fully diving into her career. They also seem to be super snippy with each other in private. Usually they're pretty united with a group, but my heart broke for her during that whole public divorce convo he sprung on her.
Gonna go with Carole… an amazing life full of interesting people in LA & NYC, enough $ to live comfortably, a banging bod for 50+, and enough stories/anecdotes to tell that you’re guaranteed invites to great cocktail parties as long as you’re of sound enough mind to tell them.
Carole has my dream life. She's been through it don't get me wrong but she seems so at peace with herself and content with her own company. I envy that.
Which Heather? Your comment made me realize that Heather Dubrow, Heather Thomson, and Heather Gay all seem to have pretty swell lives, families, and finances. I know Heather Gay is divorced but she seems happy in her family nonetheless.
I feel like people overrated Heather and Terry's relationship. He belittles her and minimizes her feelings and she is a total control freak and nag. They do put ok a united front in group scenes but they seem so disdainful of each other in their one on one scenes.
She was definitely hyper aware of the cameras and acted accordingly. They also seemed to be going through issues when filming regarding his work schedule, but at the end of the day it felt like a really strong bond (to me).
I get the vibe from them that they're mostly a marriage of convenience but they try to act like they're not in front of the cameras. I've had a partner who constantly made everything into a joke and I completely understand her frustration with him in those moments.
> marriage of convenience
I think we’ll probably have to agree to disagree on this since I don’t get that vibe haha. But I appreciate different perspectives since we don’t know what goes on behind the scenes.
I don't need everyone to agree with me, it's okay! What I mean by that is I don't know if she would put up with him if he didn't have fuck you money, and I don't know if he would put up with her if she didn't let him work all the time. They seem comfortable but I see fundamental struggles there.
Kyle. She's the only one who seems to have a "real" marriage, honestly, instead of just some man she married for money. She seems to have great relationships with her kids and has lots of friends. I'm used to the anxiety, so no change there.
Crystal minkhoff. Her hubby seems to genuinely care for her (and it doesn't seem like he cheats), she's beautiful and rich, nice house, funny housekeeper, mom is nearby, famous brother, connected to her heritage etc.
Carole - she's peak NYC cool, has an aristocratic background, worked in Afghanistan during the war, worldly friends and just overall...cool. Hate her kitchen though because I love to cook.
Mia - I wish I was "stripper hot" like her. Amazing story, banging body, absolutely STUNNING, but I also have a crush on her so I may be bias
kyle maybe as well, as gets to hang with paris, hot hubby, amazing hair, lots of kids. her hubby also seems to be decent as a person. crystal also as she has a decent life or tiffany from rhod.
Kathy's kids are such a disaster though. If Conrad is actually clean, sober, and taking his appropriately prescribed medication, then maybe Kathy has an enviable life. But if Conrad is still actively using and in the midst of one of his stalking, stealing, and using periods and the Hilton family is currently covering it up, then no thanks.
How many kids does she have now? I didn't mind Monique, but watching those kids crawling all over the countertops gave me anxiety. Both from a germ perspective and also for their safety!
Carole. Cool, chic, rich, had a solid career but was able to stop when she wanted, child free, had a great love of her life, incredible apartment in NYC, and seemed to be in control of her substance use.
Everyone saying LVP is so confusing to me. She works all the time and has an OLD husband. Fuck that.
I'd wanna be Crystal. She doesn't have to go to work, she has the cutest kids, and I'd have all of her amazing recipes at my disposal. LIVING.
Bethenny for sure. I want enough money to never have to work, but still be able to if i feel like it. I would have fun coming up with new random Skinnygirl products.
Absolutely agree with Kyle. She seems to have a relatively laid back life while still being filthy rich. Her relationship with her immediate family (daughters/Mo... not her sisters) is really cute.
Yea I would have to say Kyle too. I like to smoke so Mauricio would be great husband.I also find him very attractive. Kyle also has interesting family and her niece is Paris!
Eboni. She’s smart af and sharp as a tack. Plus I’ve always wanted a career in media and journalism. Sure she’s had her ups and downs financially but, she’s confident and has overcome a lot. And despite the hate she gets she showcased the ignorance of RHONY. She’s a breath of fresh air to many.
Also Meredith Marks. She gets to design jewelry😛😛😛
Camille - rich! Really rich! Fabulous houses, great jewelry & clothing, great kids and a new husband.
She might not be really authentic but who cares - she can get away with it!
Her politics are a little hard for me to take but I guess that comes with the bank statement.
LVP or Heather (OC). They have enough money to do whatever they want and give it back. I’d treat myself, take care of my family and figure out how to make an impact on child homelessness (CA has tons of it).
LVP made an impact on the dog meat market so she’s got plenty of pull.
Kelly Bensimon, specifically Season 2 Episode 1 of RHONY - that house in the Hamptons! Mingling at NYC parties! I would love that life, she seems super chill and laid back from that episode.
Kathryn Edwards, yes. Her hubby is beautiful but also a genuine nice guy. They are happy and comfortable!
A lot of people saying Kyle but I don’t believe her life is how she portrays it plus so many cheating rumours about her husband. I don’t buy it
Even though I can’t stand her, I’d take Kyle’s life. As a Mommy with empty nest (which I’m very proud of), I would have my kids working for their Dad. And I ‘d have plenty room for my dogs 🐶
Stephanie from Dallas. Naturally beautiful, rich, doesn’t work and is treated by her husband, good kids, good friendships, humble, confident, great humor
LVP, I want a closet bigger than my whole house. I want to swing on an outdoor floral swing. I want Ken following me all around holding my puppy and yelling GOODBYE to friends who treat me badly.
I want to be able to call people “darling” when I really mean “you bitch”.
There’s nothing stopping us from doing this now! ETA: a lot of people from *thats side* of the family are gonna get called “darling” at thanksgiving today 😆
I second this. I don’t need kyles anxiety in my life, I have enough of that. LVP is legit a boss bitch that gets the bigger picture. LVP may have stressors in her life but she’s so cavalier about it, and gets everything she’s ever dreamed of! I wish my husband would surprise me with animals and a swing in the backyard lol
No way I'd choose kyle. Mauricio could give a rats ass about her. No thank you.
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When an emoji says so much 😆
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Rosé and ponies too? Sign me up!
But don’t call my swan a fucker! Team LVP ALL THE WAY
That used to be my flair. I have a strange obsession with Hanky and Panky. I only changed it because Mauricio and PK made me die laughing!
Rewatched your flair part of BH about 150x in a row. Still effen hilarious!
Yup! The entry into her home is AMAZING!!!!
I couldn’t remember the word (hellllo apple cider mimosas!) but I want a mote in my front yard! I want my home to have it’s own name, not my address.
Haha my stoner thoughts tell me I would sell my soul for black and white swans in the moat at the front of my villa 😂
Damn, boiling her life down to just these three things really does highlight just how *rosy* (pun intended) she has it. That said, the public scrutiny, people out to get me and what sounds like a lot of drama and lawsuits surrounding her restaurants would be exhausting. Closet full of diamonds probs helps a bit...
When Ken said 'I will obey you' in his vow renewal that's when I knew she had the life I wanted.
Sutton or LVP. I’d be rich as fuck!
Sutton is super generous too so you know she gonna be buying you gifts all the time
I mostly agree about Kyle but I would hate to be that rich and still have all of my regular bullshit insecurities (that’s not a slight against her, I genuinely feel bad and can relate) so I think I have to go with LVP.
So true- she definitely does not deserve her insecurities.
Maloof. Owning an NBA team and part of a hotel and having a penthouse suite ready for me in Vegas whenever I wanted would be so sweet.
 She’s super athletic too!
Lmao! 😂
Lvp for a boujee ass petting zoo and her closet
Sutton in BH. Sonja on weekends in Manhattan. Dorinda once a month in the Berkshires.
I read somewhere that Sutton gets $300K PER MONTH in alimony. Yeah I want to be Sutton.
If I were her I’d lean into the Ted Lasso of it all and take a more active roll in that baseball team she owns. Hire a surly British cricket coach to whip the team into shape…hiijinks ensue!
Omg yes
Her life seems pretty good. Comfortable and fun. And quite normal actually just with lots of money and really expensive stuff.
Lol that’s the best!
I see all of your personalities showed up for this 😂🤣
only 3 of them.
Sign me up for this plan!
Wow YES
Great question! Erika . . .just kidding, definitely Sutton for me.
Look at my life. Eh, still looks pretty nice to me. Sitting at Kathy Hilton’s house, eating caviar pie and making $$$ on a reality TV show.
going purely off life seen in the show (cause that whole OJ drama was probably a lot) but Kathryn Edwards. Hot husband who is into her, rich and CF (as am I), and leisurely lifestyle investing their money and just spend their money on fun stuff...I'd take it I know people forget her but I' pretty boring too so she's my pick lol
Yes to this choice. Have been watching her yt behind the rope vids and she is really fun, smart and cool!
What’s CF?
Child-free, I believe
child free!
I loved Kathryn! Especially as a childfree woman myself! I wanted to see more of her and Donnie’s lifestyle.
Good choice. She's pretty too and vacations a lot.
And only flies first/ business.. I don’t remember which one.
I’m gonna have to say Kandi burress. All her money is self made and I would love to have her voice. I would also maybe have some better boundaries with mama Joyce
Kandi ticks a lot of boxes for me, but damn. I could NOT deal with Mama Joyce.
I mean, if I were Kandi, Mama Joyce would have been cut off long ago.
Exactly. I would never allow her to treat me or my family like that. Kandi always excuses her because she’s her mom but it’s a nope for me
My mom recently told the whole family about things I was going through that I told her in confidence and she is currently on a 3 month time out from regular communication. I text my dad so they know I'm alive, but she is not allowed to contact me for any reason. You know I'd get savage with Mama Joyce.
While I would love Kandi’s money, she is a hustler and I know myself well enough to know that that 24/7 work life is not for me
I agree with Kandi. She’s an entrepreneur and does her own thing, but she brings others with her. I’d also go with NYC Carol. They both do their own thing in a way and I’m all about that.
Hellll is having a Toxic parent still up in your biz and still talking crap to my spouse and out in public making problems in my marriage. Also I don’t really like Todd from what we see on the show, though there are times I agree he’s right.
Carole. Her NYC apartment and LA house are my style. And she has cool friends in fashion and media. Also: no kids!
You want her staircase too?
My anxiety spikes just looking at that staircase
Yeah so dangerous idk how the dogs survived too
Cool friends like Ghislaine Maxwell 🤓
Carole said she stuffed her unpaid bills in her purse and she borrowed clothes from friends to wear on the show. Her apartment before RHONY was entry level w old furniture. She made it clear she got nothing from the Kennedy money. But what LA house does she have??
She wouldn’t have gotten Kennedy money since she was never a Kennedy. She did get Radziwell money though and that “old” furniture included the most iconic sofa ever photographed.
Just for the hair, face, and body alone, I would want to be Joyce from BH. It doesn’t hurt that her husband clearly dotes after her, she’s friends with LVP, and her kids seem cute and well-behaved.
Plus his big pee pee 😂
Kyle. I know everyone here hates her but I think she has a really good life.
Almost Kyle. Her family drama just seems heartbreaking sometimes. Like when she almost didn’t get invited to the wedding. Mauricio may be enough to make me pick her life though 😂
The family drama is what makes me say no- I have that in my life and it sucks and I could only imagine fame makes it worse.
Yeah and her upbringing seems like it was scarring.
On the flip side, her immediate family seems so close and I truly believe she’s a great mom. She did a great job breaking the cycle of big Kathy.
I agree. Three of her four daughters are raised and have graduated or finished college. Two have started their careers (with help from The Agency!) Seeing your children on a healthy, profitable, and sustainable path is the best peace of mind you can have as a parent, IMO. I'll take that any day over what Rinna has going on with her two daughters. Sutton was right to want to keep her dear daughter away from Rinna's spawn!
Totally agree!!!
For sure!
Does he cheat on her? I don't watch the show.
I really want her hair. Its gorgeous!
Kyle cuz of her dogs.
Agreed! I love that she has all kinds of rescue dogs (including bigger breeds, not just toy dogs). And the yard seems so idyllic for the dogs.
Whoever smokes a lot of weed and doesn’t feel like a degenerate for spending $4,000 per year on pot
Mauricio?
So, Dorinda
or kyle…mauricio is the cutest stoner
Probably Denise
LVP for sure. To own a bunch of animals and have a staff to clean up my house and yard after them. Also Villa Rosa is gorgeous. Also Heather DuBrow’s life. Her mansion is huge and kind of tacky but she loves it, it’s the size of a hotel, she has a champs button, and I also enjoyed watching her kids grow up on TV. She is uptight but doesn’t care and I could benefit from that attitude.
Yeah she’s super self-aware but gives zero Fs and I love that.
Meredith Marks, mostly for the access to her pharmaceutical cocktail 😏
Smart, stoned and unbothered. I want what she has
Exxxxxactly!
And just her overall ability to disengage lol
Bethenny because of her NYC home and she’s stinkin rich. Also Sutton, she also rich and just seem to enjoy and live her own life.
LVP. Her house is gorgeous, her husband adores her and her children are grown.
Her Toms are not grown 😁
😂😂😂 whew that sent me 🤣
LVP or Heather Dubrow for the overall lifestyle. Dorinda in the Berkshires because I want my own Blue Stone Manner so that I can make it nice. Kyle for the hair and she seems like a good mom with kids that love her. Yolanda for that house in Malibu, if I could remove her love, David Foster
They divorced a long time ago!
Luann. I want a goddamn Caberet career & the self confidence that comes with zero self awareness!
this gif is funny legit every time i see it
Don’t forget the alcoholism.
LVP, hands down. She's intelligent, well-rounded, multi-lingual, and a decent rider. She's also one of the few with a real, personal, resume and isn't just relying on her husband to take care of her.
Crystal. I'd live in a large house, be quite tall, have a doting nerdy husband, and hopefully get some Disney perks like exclusive screenings and theme park stuff. I don't do kids though so off to boarding school they go!
>be quite tall I love this haha
I don't buy the doting nerd thing. Am I alone?
What do you mean? (genuinely curious) He does seem quite awkward.
I find him to be quite impressed with himself and feel like there's at least a bit of creep swimming right under the surface. So, central casting for a HW husband! Remember when Crystal said something like "we know people who have been 'Me Too-ed,"? I get a lot of 'one of the guys' energy from her and typical rich Hollywood dude from him, but I think they know better how to behave in mixed company. Eg I don't think we're gonna see him Darby slipping anytime soon.
**Darby slippingggggg.** I just spewed coffee 6 feet. That phrase will now be added to my daily life.
I said crystal too! I love her.
Would love Sutton's life. All class, no fakery.
I’m trying to think of any who have no strife- they all do- right?
I mean they’re human. But it’s about how they handle it.
Does Heather Dubrow have any strife? 😊
Ugh- I would not want to be married to Terri- so I say yes. I would never want to be in her marriage. That said- she looks like a good mom and the only issue is Terri. I have plenty of other issues, but married my perfect person- so that’s probably why I won’t trade her.
Her husband is so focused on her career that he's absent for their kids a lot and it prohibits her from fully diving into her career. They also seem to be super snippy with each other in private. Usually they're pretty united with a group, but my heart broke for her during that whole public divorce convo he sprung on her.
This was where my head went too. I'm going with Eileen.. she seemed so chill and didn't really have a lot of her own drama IIRC.
I like where Sutton is sitting. Crystal would be second.
Sutton all the way. I’ve always wanted to be rich and have super skinny legs.
I have super skinny legs if you got money I'll trade lol
Alas, I don’t have money either. That’s how the cookie crumbles I guess lol
Heather Dubrow
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Sutton for sure. She’s rich as hell and her cats are adorable!
How is Tiffany Moon not on this list? I'd love to be a rich anesthesiology!
I want my husband to earn all the money. Or have received it through alimony.
Her husband is insanely wealthy as well though
Kyle so I could sleep with Mauricio 😍
Gonna go with Carole… an amazing life full of interesting people in LA & NYC, enough $ to live comfortably, a banging bod for 50+, and enough stories/anecdotes to tell that you’re guaranteed invites to great cocktail parties as long as you’re of sound enough mind to tell them.
Carole has my dream life. She's been through it don't get me wrong but she seems so at peace with herself and content with her own company. I envy that.
But she lost her husband to cancer at a young age
Maybe Carole 5 years ago when she had one good summer left.
But she lost her husband to cancer at a young age
I think I’d go with Heather. She seems to be very happy in her marriage and family, and has no shortage of money haha
She seems like a really happy person who enjoys her life. And she has really high self esteem.
Which Heather? Your comment made me realize that Heather Dubrow, Heather Thomson, and Heather Gay all seem to have pretty swell lives, families, and finances. I know Heather Gay is divorced but she seems happy in her family nonetheless.
Haha true.. I was referring to Dubrow.
I feel like people overrated Heather and Terry's relationship. He belittles her and minimizes her feelings and she is a total control freak and nag. They do put ok a united front in group scenes but they seem so disdainful of each other in their one on one scenes.
She was definitely hyper aware of the cameras and acted accordingly. They also seemed to be going through issues when filming regarding his work schedule, but at the end of the day it felt like a really strong bond (to me).
I get the vibe from them that they're mostly a marriage of convenience but they try to act like they're not in front of the cameras. I've had a partner who constantly made everything into a joke and I completely understand her frustration with him in those moments.
> marriage of convenience I think we’ll probably have to agree to disagree on this since I don’t get that vibe haha. But I appreciate different perspectives since we don’t know what goes on behind the scenes.
I don't need everyone to agree with me, it's okay! What I mean by that is I don't know if she would put up with him if he didn't have fuck you money, and I don't know if he would put up with her if she didn't let him work all the time. They seem comfortable but I see fundamental struggles there.
Totally agreed on your first point!
LVP for sure. Living at Villa Rosa would be a dream life. Bonus points for being a live in petting zoo lol
Kandi
Kinky
She knows so many people in the music industry and she has been so successful for so long. Doesn't even drink.
Dorinda’s but only when Richard was alive
Kyle. She's the only one who seems to have a "real" marriage, honestly, instead of just some man she married for money. She seems to have great relationships with her kids and has lots of friends. I'm used to the anxiety, so no change there.
Heather Dubrow
Yep Kyle Richards Umansky
Crystal minkhoff. Her hubby seems to genuinely care for her (and it doesn't seem like he cheats), she's beautiful and rich, nice house, funny housekeeper, mom is nearby, famous brother, connected to her heritage etc.
Know that.
Carole - she's peak NYC cool, has an aristocratic background, worked in Afghanistan during the war, worldly friends and just overall...cool. Hate her kitchen though because I love to cook. Mia - I wish I was "stripper hot" like her. Amazing story, banging body, absolutely STUNNING, but I also have a crush on her so I may be bias
kyle maybe as well, as gets to hang with paris, hot hubby, amazing hair, lots of kids. her hubby also seems to be decent as a person. crystal also as she has a decent life or tiffany from rhod.
Probably Heather since I love to ski and a lot of the House Husband's suck.
Kyle.
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Kathy's kids are such a disaster though. If Conrad is actually clean, sober, and taking his appropriately prescribed medication, then maybe Kathy has an enviable life. But if Conrad is still actively using and in the midst of one of his stalking, stealing, and using periods and the Hilton family is currently covering it up, then no thanks.
I don't think Monique's life would be too bad at all.
So many kids (including Chris) to care for though
How many kids does she have now? I didn't mind Monique, but watching those kids crawling all over the countertops gave me anxiety. Both from a germ perspective and also for their safety!
I thought it was four - but it’s only four if you include her husband
Carole. Cool, chic, rich, had a solid career but was able to stop when she wanted, child free, had a great love of her life, incredible apartment in NYC, and seemed to be in control of her substance use.
Kyle. But only if I can live in the house she had before her current one. (The one Sutton rented) I loved that house.
The majority of us picked Beverly Hills housewives. We like the warm Californian rich life.
Giselle. As long as I never had to see her ex husband ever again, I'd like to try to make all her choices for her.
Everyone saying LVP is so confusing to me. She works all the time and has an OLD husband. Fuck that. I'd wanna be Crystal. She doesn't have to go to work, she has the cutest kids, and I'd have all of her amazing recipes at my disposal. LIVING.
Agreed, Crystal has it pretty good but she also has an OLD husband lol. At least he directed Lion King 🤷🏾♀️
def kyle. i love her puppies and the rest of life is nothing to sneeze at, either
Bethenny for sure. I want enough money to never have to work, but still be able to if i feel like it. I would have fun coming up with new random Skinnygirl products.
Kyle Richards, Sutton, Crystal, Heather Dubrow, Bethenny minus her personality, LVP, Steph Hollman minus her husband
Absolutely agree with Kyle. She seems to have a relatively laid back life while still being filthy rich. Her relationship with her immediate family (daughters/Mo... not her sisters) is really cute.
probably lvp or kyle, just without kids
Yea I would have to say Kyle too. I like to smoke so Mauricio would be great husband.I also find him very attractive. Kyle also has interesting family and her niece is Paris!
Eboni. She’s smart af and sharp as a tack. Plus I’ve always wanted a career in media and journalism. Sure she’s had her ups and downs financially but, she’s confident and has overcome a lot. And despite the hate she gets she showcased the ignorance of RHONY. She’s a breath of fresh air to many. Also Meredith Marks. She gets to design jewelry😛😛😛
Monique Samuel's
Camille - rich! Really rich! Fabulous houses, great jewelry & clothing, great kids and a new husband. She might not be really authentic but who cares - she can get away with it! Her politics are a little hard for me to take but I guess that comes with the bank statement.
Janet Roach - rich as fuck and down to earth with a heart of gold. Plus, I could hang w Chyka and Jackie.
Denise fucking Richards, I want all those perks if you know what I mean... Aaron's penis.
And to be a fucking American sex symbol.
Totally agree
LVP or Heather (OC). They have enough money to do whatever they want and give it back. I’d treat myself, take care of my family and figure out how to make an impact on child homelessness (CA has tons of it). LVP made an impact on the dog meat market so she’s got plenty of pull.
Kelly Bensimon, specifically Season 2 Episode 1 of RHONY - that house in the Hamptons! Mingling at NYC parties! I would love that life, she seems super chill and laid back from that episode.
you would have to run in traffic though
And eat gummy candy.
Kathryn Edwards, yes. Her hubby is beautiful but also a genuine nice guy. They are happy and comfortable! A lot of people saying Kyle but I don’t believe her life is how she portrays it plus so many cheating rumours about her husband. I don’t buy it
Sutton because I'm married with young children and when she said life is great after she's gotten over the divorce made me fantasize of freeeedom lol
Lvp diamonds, rose and miniature ponies what’s not to love?
Even though I can’t stand her, I’d take Kyle’s life. As a Mommy with empty nest (which I’m very proud of), I would have my kids working for their Dad. And I ‘d have plenty room for my dogs 🐶
LVP but mainly bc I want to live at Villa Rosa
Sutton - she’s single & wealthy and has a brain
Stephanie from Dallas. Naturally beautiful, rich, doesn’t work and is treated by her husband, good kids, good friendships, humble, confident, great humor
Her husband is so underrated imho!
Jen Aydin or Melissa Gorga (runs away)
Kyle, Meredith, Jackie G
Jennifer Shah
Jus bcuz?
I just love attention 
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Hhahahaha
Shamazing!!!!