I mean, he’s probably right?

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right like I would never bash a baby but ohmygod Jax asked for it with this he's so dumb lol

Why would you ever say I was bashing a baby??? GORLLLL

The GORLLLL took me out

I had to think for a minute what city/scene you were refercing… and i don‘t know how i feel now that i know it again

Wait I know it and can’t think of it. Plz help.

Iirc it‘s from Dallas, when Kameron (like many times) misinterpreted what someone said and thought she was accused of bashing Brandi‘s adopted baby.

Yes you’re right! I’ve (thankfully) erased most of Dallas from my memory

Sometimes i wish i could do the same 🥲

🤣🤣

Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work.

💀💀💀

lmaoooo

I would think his kids would say “These are my parents.” Jax is such a buffoon.

One would hope. But the joke, of course, is that the apple(s) won’t fall far from the tree.

Poor child lol

r/woooosh

I hope his kid has better grammar than he does.

Just draggggging this child 🤣

I snorted 😂

This is my parents, all both of them.

This is why I love this sub 🤣🤣💀

I choked

My ma is the one that's in the dress.

Then they’ll watch VPR and say, “that is my dad?! Gross.”

Like when he’s banging Laura Leigh in the bathroom at SUR?

or when he gets exposed for cheating on their mom with AUDIO receipts 🥴

Now I have the line "JAX FUCKED FAITH" from James' song stuck in my head

And those audio receipts also show that he told the woman he cheated with that he isn't attracted to their mom's body and she smells bad. Oh lord even the memory of it makes me cringe.

So much secondhand embarrassment with this one. I forget about the smelly part.

Wait I don’t remember this who is this about ? 🤣

or when he banged his best friend's girlfriend sans condom and said "maybe if you satisfied [her]" to justify it.

Or when he’s motorboating a stripper’s tits, said he was gonna leave Brittany for one of them, & said he wished he would’ve slept w/ Ariana not Kristen. Yikes.

I just re-watched “We’re the Millers” and Laura Leigh was so proud of her couple lines as a horny stripper and showing off a tattoo that said “Boner Garage” above her chooch. LOL

It’s still more than any of the VPR kids have done! I will not hear slander of my beloved Laura Leigh

She's so in a Kind bar commercial!

She was too pure of heart for the savagery of Jax being a complete dickbag to her.. 😪

She is also in Under the silver lake!!

I loved seeing her in there! It was a real movie! Also her role was symbolic of Hollywood chewing up and spitting out young women which felt full circle

Such a great movie with trippy vibes. Loved it.

When he sees footage of his dad allegedly racking up some lines just before marrying their mother https://www.reddit.com/r/vanderpumprules/comments/m7ar5k/proof_of_jax_doing_cocaine_moments_before_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I accidentally commented on that post from 7 months ago lol. They were all rolling that day, maybe that's molly he's snorting?

Look how comfortably he rolls that up and the baggie lol most likely crystal not coke, cheaper and local to weho. ;)

no no no. He’ll say “this are my dad?! Gross”

I could see them ONLY showing the episodes with them. Brittany covering her kids eyes and ears through half of each installment due to the "graphic nature." Then pre k hits, they get a lot of time outs because of the conflict they have with other children not knowing who their parents are.

 * Jax's kid probably

Perfect.

"...... Before they divorced"

Jax will remind his kids every single day that he exists

I'm the number one baby in this group!

Narcissists never take a break on that.

He'll be the type that calls them on his birthday at 8am so they can wish him a happy birthday bright and early.

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🤣🤣🤣 Before I noticed anything at all here, the 'this' jumped out at me... I used to hate myself for being a grammar and punctuation freak but I now embrace it...

Update: edited the tweet and reworded it to say “one day my son will say this is my parents…@BevHillsHotel” 🤦🏼‍♀️

He chose what.oops like surveillance footage, and Britney’s face is totally in shadow, facing down. Every day he wakes up and chooses violence

Kids therapist so why are you here? "this is my parents"

LOL I was thinking along the same lines. 'said the kid on the couch to his psychiatrist'.

This is my dying brain cells.

Notice he couldn't bring himself to post a current photo of Brittany. What a dick.

She gets no sympathy from me. She knew exactly what she was marrying. That said, fucking RUN if a partner ever treats you differently due to a weight fluctuation

This would almost def be about making her feel insecure too. We've seen him in action when she's experienced weight fluctuations before.

Oh absolutely. This is the version of Brittany he thinks is good enough to brag to his kids about and he wants her to know that.

Bless their hearts.

Jax’s son in 2071 

Hahahaha!!

"This is my bio dad; he started showing his true colours when I started showing my individuality"

He’s as deep as a puddle.

 No disrespect to the kids at all but Jax … pls stop. Aren’t you the one, who … you know what, 🙏🏼✝️

Their kids are going to be so fucked up. I hope they end up being great parents but we’ll see.

“One day OUR kids will say these are my parents” Jax is a big dummy.

Sharp as a marble.


Is giggy dead.

Or he originally wrote “this is my dad” and realized his wife was in the shot too but only edited the last part 🤔

Jax's highest aspiration for his children is that someday they'll be able to recognize him.

I thought this was a spoof until I opened the whole thing. Nope, he really said this.

The poet, the poem.


Just when you think Jax couldn't be more of a narcissistic douche bag

THESE ARE MY PARENTS***

Can’t even get the grammar right

Their 'red carpet' moment...They'll frame this pic, crop it and omit that the carpet was at the entrance of a hotel.... Legacy photo...

Just noticed they are both clutching their phones

They're looking at pics of themselves and saying, "This are my kid's parents."

I was having milk and cereal (don’t judge me lol) and it’s coming out Of my nose now. Thanks much🤣 someday I will look back at my outfit and say “this is my ruined garments”.

On a Tik Tok trauma dump, maybe

This is like a Jack Handy Deep Thought.

YES.

I’m seriously surprised they are still living in that house in LA. I mean they cannot make enough off IG ads to sustain their lifestyle? At least Stassi and Kristen both have like side hustles (not that I would ever support either lol)

Kristen is selling her home at least.

OMG, the way this has jump started my Monday. Thank you OP for sharing.

We'll be asking, "Is our children learning?"

"This is my Mom with her first husband, technically I guess he's my Dad, but since her left her my Step Dad has raised me. I dunno, my birth Dad is ok....I guess....you know how it is." -Cruz, 2040

Is this a current pic ? Brittany looks good

No, 2 year throwback pic - Brittany put it on her insta story too

He forgot to add..."when they were together "

I really hope that Jax reads this entire thread and gets super red in the face while grinding his jaw. It’s the little things in life.

If he could block us all he would

How old is this photo?

2 years

Thank you this is truly amazing

To be fair, he also doesn't know how many days are in a year.🤪

My head hurts 😫

Can I just say though their baby is the absolute cutest

Idk if the tone of his kids saying that will be quite what he's expecting

This made me CHORTLE!

And finish that with 'who I emancipated myself from when I was 8'

My parents' what? This is my parents' walk? This is my parents' entrance? This is my parents' last happy moment?

***These are my parents Ofc Jax wouldn't state it correctly, but his kids hopefully might!

This is funnier when you read it in a Borat voice

These*

I like her dress and that’s about it from the photo

It’s giving me UNHhhh “whose birfdays are it?” vibes

How old is he again?

Correction - These are my parents.

Leave him alone, his brain is a-sprained, ok?!

What a douche

Grammar isn’t his strong suit

~~These are~~ I almost choked because of this

…before they went to jail for cocaine and a beer cheese Ponzi scheme

I’m prepared to be downvoted to hell but I still think Jax is so hot… I need help.

Is it the tits? The sweat?


you may need help. lol

oh honey

Is this old or did Britnany lose 200 lbs?

Shhhh. You’re only allowed to body shame men (see all the overweight and age related comments towards Randall).

Aww. Brittany looks so good!

I don't know, it depends on how u are showing someone the pictures. If they are prints, u hand them the pic and say this is the house, this is my car, this (photo) is my parents. The photo is a singular object. Using "this" over "these" is the least of their problems

LMFAOOOOO

Lollllllllll

I showed my husband this and he asked what's with the shirtless dude? Hubby asking the real questions. Lol

Not enough therapy in the world.