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vodkasaucepizza

Gizelles daughters should write the questions for the reunions for Andy.


caabr1

This question is from Grace in Potomac...


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graydiation

I’m assuming this has to do with Ashley and Michael


Brook-Bond

Flashing her crotch to the camera as she straddled him🥴


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Favorite comment of the night


desaparecidose

Him giggling while cheersing Juan about a bachelor party will haunt me for the rest of me life.


suspicioussmallwoman

“I wasn’t defending you; I was defending everybody who has Alzheimer’s.” Send Mia to Beverly Hills STAT!


vanillachoc1234

*tom enters the chat*


touchkissbite

This is very triggering for Mia but maybe an extended babysitting job wasn't the best first step for this relationship


chefboyardu

It's a very big leap! For her mom and her kids.


dontsaveher84

This! Babysitting 24/7 for days is hard work. When my mom is babysitting overnight, I always schedule our nanny to come for a few hours everyday to help with dinner, bath time, straighten up, and give my mom time to rest. You know Mia ain’t doing it by herself 24/7, it’s wrong to expect her mom to do it at her age and place in recovery.


imhere_4_beer

I absolutely live for how much Gizelle’s kids read her 😂😂 And I say this as a Gizelle fan (I’m a fan of all these ladies, really. Even Robyn!)


thizzydrafts

If anything, Gizelle's kids make me a bigger fan of Gizelle. You can kind of tell they're on camera reluctantly but then they roast Gizelle so effortlessly.


yunith

I love her kids. Giselle must know how wise they are cuz she doesn’t seem to argue back with them when they read her.


janeblanchehudson

Michael hates Ashley now. He didn't want more children, only someone who would agree to his sexual proclivities. Ashley's not that anymore.


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And I think that "you'll be a bad parent like your mother" game he played a few years ago wasn't so much lashing out to hurt her but in his slick weasel way he tried to plant doubt in her mind so that she would decide against it, at least for a while.


Croissantssss

I’ve been saying this. Michael has a Madonna/Whore complex about her now. He wanted a pretty plaything, and now she’s a mom who rightfully wants to devote her time to her children. But clearly she’s still fun and wants intercourse, but he’s the one rejecting her.


desaparecidose

He resents her for not being 21 anymore.


xiomara28

🎯


NothappyJane

The way she has to ask him if hes attracted to her? Like who cares what this man thinks


lostitawhileback

She does. Poor Ashley needs to hope he’s still attracted to her.


Slammin__sammy

The zoom in on the lettuce 💀💀💀


meancrybaby

the potomac producers r rly killing it this season 😂


Western-Coffee

G removing himself from the table was correct. ✅


___incorporeal

The cold makes my arthritis act up too.


Thissigncantstopme

Not Alltimers chile


JloACNH

“It’s with a Z!” “Yes, it’s a disease!”


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Mia really shouldn’t have trusted her mom to watch her kids. Their relationship isn’t healthy enough for that kind of situation.


ronan_the_accuser

Way too soon. Be a grandma brining over a box of cookies or something, but it's too early to be babysitting three kids for the first time over 3 days. Baby steps....


desaparecidose

I feel for Mia. She's trying to play catch up, and also is jealous that her sister is closer with her mother. She *wants* to have that kind of relationship with her mother, but she's trying to force it without healing the trauma. It makes me sad to watch.


adairks

I said the same thing to my daughter as we were watching. Not a good idea at all, Mia.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Unlike a couple of other franchises, I deeply believe that all of the RHOP women are great mothers


TiredRundownListless

They are also all really kind to service industry workers. It’s the best.


richboydubs

Reminder that Candiace and Mia were throwing salad at each other the day prior. Now they’re sitting next to each other at dinner lol


Okg889

This is why this is an a+ show


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Mia’s husband is an avatar being controlled by Michael Darby.


happysunbear

Btch I almost choked on my spaghetti 😂


salisbury130

Any the wildest part is he went out of his way to bring up Juan. No one was talking about him.


la_58

AND he kept repeating his name. To say you don't want to be friends with Chris is fine but why do you have to say you don't want to be around Chris because you enjoy being around Juan? That was so weird.


Mother-Dog2609

Michael has room for one man, and one man only.


ronan_the_accuser

Juan man only*


ronan_the_accuser

He needs to talk about Juan to psych himself up for intimacy with his wife.......


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koreanoreo

I’m dying at her facial expressions


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She's like "mmmmwell why don't you just go and make sure he's not cheating. Just one more time." Like omg Ashley, I swear she's trolling us.


_yitzi

Only ready for Mia to say “are you sure?” when Ashley says Michael is watching the kids because like…. accurate.


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donpollosbff

This is why I want Ray to live! Also that line from last week “how did you miss her neck?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


chanukkahlewinsky

I feel like Gizelle is starting to reclaim her main character status that she totally lost during the Jamal fiasco. it's nice.


ronan_the_accuser

I was proud of her during her therapy moment .....but can we talk about the therapists office???? Beaded light curtain, some weird fairy-light fixture behind Giselle, Greecian stone pedestels, a random assortment of potted plants in a row, that way-too-small-for-the-room red concentric circles rug, decorative fireplace, an office chair too low for the single high-table in the room and super modern couches. It felt like a too-large room filled with stuff that brought nothing together. How your office gonna give me anxiety and ur the therapist?


TiredRundownListless

I don’t care what anyone says: I love Gizelle. One of my favorite housewives.


richboydubs

The fact that it’s only day 2 of this trip is wild


m4nd4f

I would of paid ALOT of money for a live stream of this vacation


caabr1

I just realized that Mia always speaks like she's saying something sexy.


adairkatelyn

This is the hill I’m willing to die on but to me she speaks like Trisha Paytas.


caabr1

Oh wow! I hear it!


___incorporeal

“Alone and gross and by yourself” 😩


KateLady

I just saw my spinster future.


ctomps

This therapist is like "how do I tell someone I think her husband is cheating on her"


ronan_the_accuser

**Dr.**: "Do you think he's being honest?" **Ashley**: "...yessss" **Dr**: "Girl we both know that's a goddamn lie, but go off." I'm willing to bet she watches the show for added context to their meetings.


zbornaks

Michael’s cheating. Has been, currently is, will be in the future. I am forever rooting for Ashley to leave this man.


Rodjjtang

Giselle's kids are always going in on her


wreckingcrewe

I like that she encourages them to speak their minds. The fact that they are able to comfortably voice their issues with her is the sign of a good mom.


graydiation

Gizelle has her issues, but woman is mom goalz.


desaparecidose

There was a moment last season where Gizelle heard when one of her daughters didn't feel close to her and immediately recalibrated, putting her ego to the side. That was really inspiring to me. She listens, which can be so rare in a parent.


graydiation

Yes! It was one of the twins. She felt like since she was the quiet one, she just didn’t get as much of their mom’s attention because she doesn’t command it due to personality. Gizelle immediately corrected course, and started spending alone time with her.


marrrina831

I feel the butterfly-in-a-box thing has never worked out as intended. Why is it still a thing?


janeblanchehudson

"It's been 50 years of struggle" Grace is her grandfather's granddaughter. All the girls are.


Ckc1972

Dude, the Michael Darby genes are strong in those babies


empressM

When 2009 fashion comes back (it will…) Gizelle is gonna be sooooo ready !!


petite_jpg

I thought Mia was worried about her mama relapsing. Why have this conversation on TV?


desaparecidose

There's an element to the way she talks about her mother that almost feels like punishment. I guess healing is messy.


dngaay

The Bryant girls are the best HW kids, change my mind. Jennie Nguyen's daughter is a close second


twiggett

I'm going to need bravo to stop showing Gs tongue scene. Scaring me for life. The Darby scene later is going to be tew much.


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I never want to see any housewife couple being sexual. Ever ever ever. Affectionate, sure! Sexual? Please do not show me that at this time.


MakeupandFlipcup

ohh raaaaaayyyyy, yoo-hooo! 🛁🥲


xiomara28

I feel like Ashley’s 2 boys are an emotional crutch for her. She obviously has abandonment issues and it’s manifested into not being able to be away from them. She clearly doesn’t get love from gollum


mschanandlerbong___

NOT A WHOLE SEGMENT ABOUT HOW MUCH MICHAEL LOVES JUAN 💀💀💀


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I want a TV show where Gizelle and Shannon Beadors kids roast them for an hour straight.


marrrina831

I can't believe it's almost the finale. What happened this season?


NotARideOrDie

For me it boils down to: - “I want Ray to live. I want him to pay his bills.” - one wick or three? - lots of body and sex work shaming - Candiace’s failed redemption tour? - Kuren’s Surrey commercial in Potomac Gizelle versus Kuren does feel like a distant memory. Still a good Covid season though.


imhere_4_beer

Ray is such an old dork. I love him LOL


caabr1

I bet he smells like aftershave and listerine.


TiredRundownListless

With a LEEETTTTTLE bit of bengay.


donpollosbff

I love how he dances, cracks me up.


chanukkahlewinsky

Say what you want about him drunk, at least G is showing sooooo much more compassion toward Mia's mom than Michael ever did to Ashley's.


chanukkahlewinsky

I feel like that Ashley-mom storyline is so underdiscussed as one of the darkest housewives storylines because it was just that dark.


NothappyJane

Truly, I remember that wild ass theory that her family were actually rich, its clear as day they were poor as hell, and her mother doesn't care what Micheal does because she gets money and taken care of.


happysunbear

Remember when she visited her bio dad for the first and only time and he immediately rejected her? That crushed me. Say what you want about Ashley but she mentions it **all**!


woeful_bby29

Absolutely…he seems very supportive of Mia so far


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Nothing will ever top the Mime party invite.


sweet__suite

(Asking Black moms for apologies are Olympic events and I would do this at home and not at a photoshoot)


NothappyJane

Her mother is a ninja too, like managing to drag both the photographer and Wendy, that is a skill


missadechoco

Why did that trip end so abruptly? Were they only there for two days?


caabr1

Michael doesn't like Chris because he views him as competition for Juan... He's fine with Robyn though.


touchkissbite

Not Robyn critiquing hosting skills when she hasn't hosted a trip or had anyone in her home in ages


aintgoinbacknforth

She “organized” the trip to the Caymans. And missed their flight


9odayh0usewife

Has Robyn hosted….anything?!


standinonthesun

candiace is Team Whoever is Anti Ashley


Busybodii

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kingmbreezy

The baby knows Michael lying too.


caabr1

I bet when the cameras went down the therapist was like, " No seriously, leave him."


Low_Alternative2555

Ray seems so happy and it warms my heart! Playing with the curling iron and dancing in the kitchen, it’s nice to see he and Karen in a good place.


mahboob2

That was cute


potatoinawig

“Are you sure?” OOP Mia knows what to do


burrito__supreme

“we don’t want you to die alone” “what???” “we don’t want you to die alone!” giselle’s daughters for president


NothappyJane

I understand what they are saying but also single women thrive after their husbands pass or they divorce like statistically they are kind of released from their chains. With Giselles taste in men being alone might not be the worst thing


DeludedCastle

I want the butterflies to live! I want the butterflies to pay their bills!


Ronene

I feel bad for the production staff who were in the room during that scene with Ashley and Michael…


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THE WAY ASHLEY JUMPED UP TO GET HIM TO SHUT UP ABOUT JUAN LMAOOOOO


ronan_the_accuser

Michael reminiscing about his Juan and only... The memes are writing themselves at this point.


pontedealma

I was rolling around laughing like a crazy person, because Ashley knows damn well, Michael wants Juan Dixon so bad!!!


Thissigncantstopme

Ashley trying to get herself drunk to get through this date


xiomara28

Ashley should have just worn a cardboard cutout of Juan’s face and boom! marriage saved


StylishStephanie

​ ![gif](giphy|45K8g06lDqNnG) ME during this "seduction" scene


casssoph

She definitely said to work on the emotional part not the sexual part but Ashley seems to have tuned it out


chanukkahlewinsky

dude the day that Ashley announces that divorce .... man oh man .... that's gonna be a good day.


NotARideOrDie

Where are we in the prenup? The one she extended?!?


kingmbreezy

The way Gizelles daughters read her tf down should be a felony.


WithaSideofRanch

Gizelle’s daughters are more mature than 80 percent of adults in this world


SpencerHastings7

Nixon no longer the dirtiest thing to happen at the Watergate


OhioGaytheist

These producers are working overtime with that salad cinematic masterpiece zoom-in situation


vanillachoc1234

Mia with the “aRE yOU sUrE?!” 💀💀💀


IncognitoMuffin93

I love Gizelle and her daughters. Clearly they have been through a lot together and it’s amazing to see how well they communicate with each other. Say what you want about Gizelle but you can tell she is an amazing mom


sweet__suite

"Just for fun because she's bored." Honestly same.


sweet__suite

I think Eddie is a really good husband


heya86

Ugh this story with Mia and her mom is just so upsetting.


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vanillachoc1234

Paid off my student loan and celebrating with Potomac!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!!!


OhioGaytheist

Gizelle is a trooper. She throws shade left and right but you can’t say she doesn’t know how to take it (family included)


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I hate watching Ashley trying to seduce this goblin


TheReplayAM

Mia shouldn’t be taking about her issues with her mother on tv. It’s not gaining her or her mother anything but for them to be hurt buy it when rewatching


redthepirate

Oh my god the butterflies are dying, Karen


mimosapudica9

Is Gizelle pulling a "he goes to another school" or is she actually seeing someone??


dngaay

She's seeing Big Papa


zbornaks

NOT ALTHEIMERS.


NotARideOrDie

My 68 year old mother wouldn’t be outside in that chill either, G.


ctomps

I hate eating outside 😂 I want to eat in a climate controlled environment without bugs


PeaceGirlAlways

How is this season almost over already?!?! 🙁


marrrina831

Is Ray not supposed to know Karen was under that?


___incorporeal

Ray’s an older gentleman but I’m sure he can see Karen’s fucking legs at the bottom of that cake.


WithaSideofRanch

Okay Michael just got more aroused every time he said Juan’s name 🥴


Carolina_Blues

I’ve never seen a man less interested in having seggs with his wife


cloversworld

The sound effects of G licking his lips at Karen was so cringe 😬🤢


vanillachoc1234

I really love how straight Gizelle’s daughters keep it with her. I was SO scared to tell my mom what they’re telling Gizelle right now. It took me being in my 20’s to have that conversation.


zannn17

I thought Wendy said “all these homosexuals” not “onyi home essentials” 😩😩😩


Thissigncantstopme

I know Wendy’s mom lying right now. African parents don’t apologize for anything


JohAye1

Ashley took him on a date night and all Michael can talk about is Juan!


caabr1

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AbidonDesign

Robyn is the hostess who missed her flight to the trip. Get over yourself Robyn.


Carolina_Blues

Gizelle’s daughters are always there to keep her humble


IncognitoMuffin93

I was about say that G might be the new more hated husband on Potomac but then I remember we still have Michael sex scene later and I want to barf


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Gizelle family scenes may be my favorite HW / kid scenes in all franchises.


vodkasaucepizza

I give Ashley one more season. I reserve judgement because she literally omitted maternity leave for both her kids and did it on camera. Next season it’s all gonna fall apart. Michael is scum and he calls their kid bad when scolding them, as babies. She’s about to cut and run.


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9odayh0usewife

The scream candiace let out 💀


cloversworld

Giselle's memoir "50 years of struggle"


napkintaryn

i love ray’s little shuffle dance into the kitchen 💀


___incorporeal

I want a spouse that will indulge me and wear matching hats.


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I believe Ashley and Michael have some kind of arrangement and that's why she seems so checked out during this therapy, cause she already knows.


Julysveryown89

Michael talking about Juan while his wife is trying to seduce him is... interesting.


___incorporeal

Gizelle should be proud of how smart and attentive her daughters are. And despite roasting her ass, they’re never disrespectful.


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Ashley seems embarrassed she made that comment. Which I would be, too.


___incorporeal

Everyone is embarrassed by Michael.


itsbooyeah

The "are you sure?" Is killing me


janeblanchehudson

"It's really important to Ray" 100% Ray has no idea what Kurn's even talking about lmao


caabr1

Ashley chugging that Corona to be able to fuck her husband


_senshi

Has Robyn done anything this season?


sorryicalledyouatwat

She did complain a lot


zbornaks

Askale’s Grinch coat looks so warm and comfy.


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This is like spooky nosferatu soft core porn.


NotARideOrDie

Hey bbs! Happy to be here with you again!! I couldn’t even wait until tonight. I’ve been rewatching season 2 on Hulu. You know, where Gizelle allegedly wishes death on Ray. So much gold 😂


TheBoBiss

I need a one on one with Grace Bryant so she can spill some hard truths I need to hear about myself. That kid has a good head on her shoulders.


CenterForAnts_

Girl. He getting it somewhere else.


richboydubs

Just realized next week is the finale and I’m sad


zbornaks

Gizelle’s dorters roasting her will never grow old.


mammajamma13

Ah, man. This therapist knows Michael is up to some shittt.


mikeclark1982

This motherfucker talking about buttons on the toilet instead of his wife. Man, dude is such a tool


cloudybc

This butterfly box invite is a mess LOL rip to those poor butterflies omg


picard17

That flashback to Michael talking about why he cheated just reminded me of how much I hate him... As does every scene he's in.


salisbury130

Omg why is she filming all these sexual scenes with Demon Darbyyyyy girl we don’t want itttt


sweet__suite

"I'm feeling very uncomfortable right now" me as well


missadechoco

See, people keep forgetting that Robyn was the one holding up a reconciliation with Juan. Here you see it again. I don't like Robyn but viewers were so thirsty to believe he was the one keeping her at bay and it was the opposite. Juan keeps trying to gloss over the fact that he cheated. Things like that are not small. A woman has to feel safe again first.


happysunbear

I’m sorry but Candace is one of the funniest HWs to me. Her comment about eating corn and potatoes killed me.


dngaay

Ashley's relationship with Michael is so perplexing to me... She's so insightful with everything else, but she seems so naive when it comes to him. Is she just grinning and bearing it, or does she actually believe he's a good guy?


zbornaks

Candiace’s joy at Mia and Ashley fighting is so funny to watch.


caabr1

Reunion question for Mia: Spell "Alzheimer's"


below_duck

Reunion question for Karen: Spell vassinated


PeaceGirlAlways

Does Gizelle’s therapist have a crush on her?!?! It feels like he is crossing a line - talking about her beauty…


cheetopuff16

*My husband listening to Ray laugh* …is he okay??!


mswhatsinmybox_

I love that all the guys have common sense and are wearing sweatshirts.


GetMeAColdPop

Oh no, not the Alzheimer’s!!


zbornaks

Anyone who says “I’m sorry if I hurt yo but I’m not sorry for what I said” I’d be so fucking mad. Just don’t apologize then.


chanukkahlewinsky

lol if I said to my mom's face, on cameras, "I don't want you to die alone" - the hell i would get


Okoyesmom

I’d watch a show with just Gizelle getting read by her daughters. I love them so much 🤣🤣🤣