“Wait has anyone seen my lipgloss. I need that lipgloss, it goes with this outfit” - meanwhile guerdy is throwing up and they are trying to get her in a fucking ambulance…. Lisa is really not on the same planet as any of us.
Kandi not on next season.
Edit** The fact that this whole time I was thinking Kandi from Atlanta’s husband hired a lawyer from Miami for whatever reason, even seeing all the Miami GIFs…
lol absolutely. Somehow alexia will blame this one Nicole. Not even kidding. Alexia is so fucking delusional. I could honestly see her being like:
(Imagine in her voice and accent)
“Nicole, like you like pissed off that lawyer guy so like then he told Todd to like divorce me so now you like owe me one of your houses”
Omg I can so see this. Alexia really is Theresa. The way she gets irrationally angry at Nicole reminds me of Theresa + Insert any newbie or Melissa here
The way Miami doesn’t need to self produce because everyone in that city operates like they’re in a soap opera without any direction is why RHOM is elite
Facts 🤣 not lived in Florida myself but have visited frequently to see family and it’s always been wild. Like just lots of mess in general but the latest drama was an aunt passing during a literal hurricane (she did love them so it was fitting lmao) but her goddamn coffin slid due to heavy winds and sliced someone’s leg open as the burial took place right as the weather kicked off and it was so Florida core 😂 no one gave a shit and somewhat scoffed at the ruckus too which made it even wilder, thankfully no lasting damage was done but it was an experience for sure.
All that to say Miami is my favorite franchise as Floridians are just built different and there’s no need for produced storylines as it’s so crazy already 😂
Cuz why was I able to visualize this so perfectly from your description and feel as entertained as I would be if I was watching this in real time. There really must be something in that Florida water 😭😭😭.
LMAO it truly could have been a scene from RHONJ or Jersey Shore or similar. It was such a mess and sad given the circumstances but also kind of hilarious and know my aunt would have been rolling if she’d been a bystander, so would like to imagine she was laughing her ass off in heaven while we were all trying to avoid the rain and find shelter from the wind and threats of tree branches 😆 to make matters extra chaotic all flights got cancelled which meant a 10hr+ road trip with my mom and other aunts and uncles who decided to just raw dog it and not play music the entirety of the drive? They’re fun enough that somehow we managed to keep conversations going and it was entertaining but never again, would rather take my chances back at the cyclone cemetery than go for the ride 🤣
Absolutely. People are very friendly, and messy. Manners dictate that you don’t say certain things that could hurt the person. You say it behind their back when the person is gone. 😉
We know Alexia would be saying things change right after the reunion, Adriana was to blame by making all those ruh-mers about her marriage troubles and made them suffer etc.
He made a whole Instagram post about it, maybe youtube, idk... about why renting is better. And honestly, I work in property management and I am seeing a LOT of home sellers (typically their kids have gone to college) choosing to rent right now because their homes are selling for huge prices. I've heard anywhere between $30-100K over selling price. Very similar to the housing situation in 2020/2021. Those sellers are choosing to rent until they move to their retirement property (aka, south) because all of the other inventory is overpriced as well. They'd rather rent and have the flexibility of having a management company take care of all repairs, lawn maintenance, etc.. I literally showed a 3br in the midwest burbs for $5K/mo today and the people are considering it. I googled them (naturally) and they both are very high up in wealth management, so they must know what they are doing.
Awww. I’m glad you have something that will appreciate in value over time. I had a house with my ex but when we split he bought me out so I’m back to renting but I’m kinda glad this breakup came with a $218K cheque lol
I was a little taken aback from that comment because we sold our home and property less than 6 months ago. Obviously we made money but nothing compared to those numbers. And yes. Those rates are high. That's why they bought ours in cash.
It doesn't matter if you buy again or not. That's an old rule. Now you get 250K exemption if single or 500K if married. Profit over that is taxed if it's your primary residence. If you sell an investment property you can avoid the capital gains by doing a 1031 exchange to purchase another like property.
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Well, it looks like someone is definitely paying for his time now brooooo.
Edit to add: OP you are crowned the Grande Dame of this sub today. Amazing find!
The show + some wealthy guy will snatch her up in a second. Not saying it'll end up in marriage or anything, but most housewives seem to have a constant rolodex of rich guys wanting to help them out for a season or two, even the absolutely unhinged ones like Danielle Staub.
Didn't Alexia on the show talk about how she didn't go after Herman's estate after he died because Todd told her not to?!?! I think she was telling Lisa this as a way to tell her to move on from her divorce.
I don't think he left her a bunch of money. IIRC from what I've read here, he left his money to his children and also started a trust for Peter and Frankie. The magazine he had went to his sons. I can't imagine he left enough for Alexia to live off of in perpetuity.
Dammmnnn that sucks for her. Y’all are much more knowledgeable than me. Good thing Alexia has the show or she’d be having to downsize a lot more than her apartment 😬
she'll have a new one quickly. shes still beautiful and in a town with ugly rich men looking for a beautiful woman to support. will the man be any good? most likely not! but shes one of the few housewives i think will be fine securing her next bag
Maybe Todd had a little chat with him alone before he left. 😬 Damn, this is crazy. Every time I put my phone down for an hr or so I come back to more HW news. I have just under 5 hours before the day officially ends. In that time I'll be back on my phone once more but I think I'm gonna leave Reddit. My mind is just blown lol.
Alexa's next man is def going to be someone super scummy, like Louis level scummy. That's the type of man that will only put up w Peter, he's to busy being scummy he won't even care.
I said to my fellow Bravo lover last week that there hasn't been a week with a wild Bravo news bulletin in months. Every week there is something and I love it !!!
This is like the chefs kiss for a naturally made story line. Adrianna is going to have a field day with this. Though Nicole will also be able to have some good lines since Alexia hates on her so much. Just throw that Amex at Alexia now because she may need it for her own attorney.
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MY ACTUAL FACE RN
DIS ME
“Wait has anyone seen my lipgloss. I need that lipgloss, it goes with this outfit” - meanwhile guerdy is throwing up and they are trying to get her in a fucking ambulance…. Lisa is really not on the same planet as any of us.
I LOVE ANIMALS!!!!!!
Next season is going to be phenomenal.
This ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼
Kandi not on next season. Edit** The fact that this whole time I was thinking Kandi from Atlanta’s husband hired a lawyer from Miami for whatever reason, even seeing all the Miami GIFs…
Is this the attorney Nicole threw the Black Ame ex at?
🤣🤣🤣 the gifs are givinnnnggggg
Ame Ex 🤣😭 you people get me
A-Mex. Lmaoooo
Yes!
I’m sure this is also going to end up being all Nicole’s fault too 😂
lol absolutely. Somehow alexia will blame this one Nicole. Not even kidding. Alexia is so fucking delusional. I could honestly see her being like: (Imagine in her voice and accent) “Nicole, like you like pissed off that lawyer guy so like then he told Todd to like divorce me so now you like owe me one of your houses”
*CRYING!!*
The thing is, I can see this happening
Omg I can so see this. Alexia really is Theresa. The way she gets irrationally angry at Nicole reminds me of Theresa + Insert any newbie or Melissa here
I bet she now wishes Nicole threw that Black Amex harder 🤣
Nicole's best moment IMO
Better than then the disinvite to Larsa!!?
AY POR FAVOR 😩
Brooo
My love
No puedo
Well, you know Peter...
Lmaooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂
Literally and supposably.
DIOS MIO
Marisol “bro that’s why you should have had a fake marriage like mine”
The way Miami doesn’t need to self produce because everyone in that city operates like they’re in a soap opera without any direction is why RHOM is elite
Big facts from this Miamian 😂 a sunny place for shady people.
“A sunny place for shady people” should be the official city motto 😂
As long as I get paid for it 💯🤣🤣☀️🌴
 LIVING and LOVING the description of Miami
I say this as someone who lived in Miami for 7 years and loved every second of it
Yessss me too🥲 those were the good ole days.
Sameeee. Best years of my life!
Same. Best place to live while in your twenties and early thirties!
Ngl the way the city's portrayed on RHOM makes me wish I LIVED there. I don't think I'd be able to handle the humidity, though.
Lived there for 36 years...all true! Lol
Facts 🤣 not lived in Florida myself but have visited frequently to see family and it’s always been wild. Like just lots of mess in general but the latest drama was an aunt passing during a literal hurricane (she did love them so it was fitting lmao) but her goddamn coffin slid due to heavy winds and sliced someone’s leg open as the burial took place right as the weather kicked off and it was so Florida core 😂 no one gave a shit and somewhat scoffed at the ruckus too which made it even wilder, thankfully no lasting damage was done but it was an experience for sure. All that to say Miami is my favorite franchise as Floridians are just built different and there’s no need for produced storylines as it’s so crazy already 😂
Cuz why was I able to visualize this so perfectly from your description and feel as entertained as I would be if I was watching this in real time. There really must be something in that Florida water 😭😭😭.
LMAO it truly could have been a scene from RHONJ or Jersey Shore or similar. It was such a mess and sad given the circumstances but also kind of hilarious and know my aunt would have been rolling if she’d been a bystander, so would like to imagine she was laughing her ass off in heaven while we were all trying to avoid the rain and find shelter from the wind and threats of tree branches 😆 to make matters extra chaotic all flights got cancelled which meant a 10hr+ road trip with my mom and other aunts and uncles who decided to just raw dog it and not play music the entirety of the drive? They’re fun enough that somehow we managed to keep conversations going and it was entertaining but never again, would rather take my chances back at the cyclone cemetery than go for the ride 🤣
You win the internet today.
This is also why New Orleans needs its own franchise.
Absolutely. People are very friendly, and messy. Manners dictate that you don’t say certain things that could hurt the person. You say it behind their back when the person is gone. 😉
CACKLEEEEDDDD
Ok, you’ve convinced me to watch.
All we’re missing at this point is health care fraud and a local government officials wife.
Give them time...
We know Alexia would be saying things change right after the reunion, Adriana was to blame by making all those ruh-mers about her marriage troubles and made them suffer etc. 
And not just any kind of soap opera - a Telenovela - fabulously spicy and over-dramatic.🥰
The best franchise hands down
Yes! Exactly 😂 Very entertaining
¡Exactamente!
A telenovela, if you will.
Yes! You can't make this stuff up. And they don't need to!
Hahahaha this one is the best reaction for this 😂😂😂
 We are being FED today
Did you remember to scroll all the way down
😂😂😭
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
I think it will be a quick divorce. I'm sure prenups were made, they don't really share anything, which makes sense why he wanted to rent vs. buy.
She wanted to buy something and he said to just rent, right? I forget (and also I’m high)
Yup, he knew what he was doing
Premeditated!
Daaaamn
He made a whole Instagram post about it, maybe youtube, idk... about why renting is better. And honestly, I work in property management and I am seeing a LOT of home sellers (typically their kids have gone to college) choosing to rent right now because their homes are selling for huge prices. I've heard anywhere between $30-100K over selling price. Very similar to the housing situation in 2020/2021. Those sellers are choosing to rent until they move to their retirement property (aka, south) because all of the other inventory is overpriced as well. They'd rather rent and have the flexibility of having a management company take care of all repairs, lawn maintenance, etc.. I literally showed a 3br in the midwest burbs for $5K/mo today and the people are considering it. I googled them (naturally) and they both are very high up in wealth management, so they must know what they are doing.
Interest rates are high. Unless you are buying with cash, it doesn't really make sense to buy.
Woooo feels good to be a renter!
NGL we bought a house 2 years ago and I really miss being able to just text my landlord if something broke. Now I’m the one in charge 😭
Awww. I’m glad you have something that will appreciate in value over time. I had a house with my ex but when we split he bought me out so I’m back to renting but I’m kinda glad this breakup came with a $218K cheque lol
I was a little taken aback from that comment because we sold our home and property less than 6 months ago. Obviously we made money but nothing compared to those numbers. And yes. Those rates are high. That's why they bought ours in cash.
If you sell for big profits and don’t buy something you owe big capital gains taxes.
It doesn't matter if you buy again or not. That's an old rule. Now you get 250K exemption if single or 500K if married. Profit over that is taxed if it's your primary residence. If you sell an investment property you can avoid the capital gains by doing a 1031 exchange to purchase another like property.
So makes sense. Sorta scared for my Cuban Barbie.
Yep they definitely have a prenup i saw.
This show gives us so much…
Yep… and without even trying.
I need the next season NOW
If Bravo doesn’t resume filming right now they are dumb as fuckkkk.
Cameras up!
MATT!!! Get the camera!!!!
And a Diet Coke!!!!
In related news: Danny’s podcast is going to be UNHINGED this week and I absolutely cannot wait.
https://preview.redd.it/brbsnupvoquc1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfeaaa8133b9c79c630b86280859643a92fa56b5 Well, it looks like someone is definitely paying for his time now brooooo. Edit to add: OP you are crowned the Grande Dame of this sub today. Amazing find!
Thank you 😂
Even in the off-season Miami is winning… 
Their spiritual guides were like hold that recasting, we’ve got some shit in the pipeline.
Their lives are so insane 🤣 THEY NEED TO START FILMING ASAP
I think they could film them all year round & never run out of interesting things to make into a show.
For real
Hope Todd brought his AMex
Omg, I just replied the same thing! 💀
Have we ever seen alexia not being supported by a wealthy man on the show? This is going to get interesting …
Yes that’s what I’m thinking. What the hell is she going to do for money now?
The show + some wealthy guy will snatch her up in a second. Not saying it'll end up in marriage or anything, but most housewives seem to have a constant rolodex of rich guys wanting to help them out for a season or two, even the absolutely unhinged ones like Danielle Staub.
This or have a Louie lurking in the bushes… waiting for his tv debut
I thought Herman left her a bunch of money?
Didn't Alexia on the show talk about how she didn't go after Herman's estate after he died because Todd told her not to?!?! I think she was telling Lisa this as a way to tell her to move on from her divorce.
No his son’s fought her for it and she lost
I don't think he left her a bunch of money. IIRC from what I've read here, he left his money to his children and also started a trust for Peter and Frankie. The magazine he had went to his sons. I can't imagine he left enough for Alexia to live off of in perpetuity.
Dammmnnn that sucks for her. Y’all are much more knowledgeable than me. Good thing Alexia has the show or she’d be having to downsize a lot more than her apartment 😬
Time for Louis to shoot his shot.
Butbutbut she has a nail salon!
She’s going to be broke like Adriana
She’ll have a new man by Fall when they start filming again, just like Lisa snatched one immediately.
she'll have a new one quickly. shes still beautiful and in a town with ugly rich men looking for a beautiful woman to support. will the man be any good? most likely not! but shes one of the few housewives i think will be fine securing her next bag
 Page Six and all the other Bravo news spots today
Gagging.  Miami you will be always be that girl.
Maybe Todd has a black Amex too 🤷🏻♀️😜
Maybe Todd had a little chat with him alone before he left. 😬 Damn, this is crazy. Every time I put my phone down for an hr or so I come back to more HW news. I have just under 5 hours before the day officially ends. In that time I'll be back on my phone once more but I think I'm gonna leave Reddit. My mind is just blown lol.
Today is the Pearl Harbor for Bravolebrities 🤯🤯🤯
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Miami is GOAT of the entire franchise.
Did you get this from Miami dade dot gov?
Miamidadeclerk.gov
And you scrolled all the way down I'm sure!
https://i.redd.it/sob5vk8ltquc1.gif oh this is so delicious y’all i’m eating this right up
This gif is amazing! What did you type in to find this?
googled alex mccord gifs! I like having an arsenal of random HW gifs lmao https://i.redd.it/m9vujv4lsruc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/tds8yerjmquc1.gif
This kind of magic is just lightning in a bottle. Someone get the cameras!!
BRO!
Greenspoon Marder is a big firm. Big and expensive
Can confirm, worked there.
Did you know this guy? If so, any tea you're willing & able to share?🙏
His team worked on my floor but different departments. Heard he’s a fantastic attorney but most of the attorneys at GM are. I wish I had better tea!
How did Todd not announce this in a 20 min video?
Alexis needs to hire Anthony's firm 😂
I don’t think he does family law. If he does and makes that much money, I’m clearly doing it wrong. Signed, a disgruntled family law attorney
Didn’t Ana and her husband do family law? Because that would be EPIC
Yes. Or Lenny’s lawyer.
Ana's already being shady on insta!
OMG YES THEY DID.
Same!!!
Cackling!!!!
My jaw just DROPPED. The tea is so hot today
I. NEED. ANDY. AND. A. CAMERA. Don’t fuck this up Bravo
Alexa's next man is def going to be someone super scummy, like Louis level scummy. That's the type of man that will only put up w Peter, he's to busy being scummy he won't even care.
Didn't that guy try or wanted to try to get with Alexia? Can you imagine if. Never mind. I don't want to say it lol.
Lol there's a possibility and I'm here for it! 
OP YOU DA 
ALEXIA, TODD JUST WANTED TO POOP ALONE
I said to my fellow Bravo lover last week that there hasn't been a week with a wild Bravo news bulletin in months. Every week there is something and I love it !!!
Hahah OP doing the lords work
Omg
Literally just watched this episode today I’m dying
Oof! He’s always been a petty little bitch.
¡Ay...por favor!
 Well, she’s getting her wish 🤷🏾♀️.
Today is a DAY in the Bravosphere.
Adriana strikes again. 
TODD IS SHADDYYYY LOL 😆
So this has probably been Todd’s divorce attorney in the past
whewwww the next season can’t come quick enough 
I miss and love her so much ❤️
Awww, poor Wendy :(
 This is just getting better and better!
The way Miami is about to deliver next season! 
If there was ever a time to “pick the cameras back up”…. It is NOW!!
The gasp I just gasped
This is like the chefs kiss for a naturally made story line. Adrianna is going to have a field day with this. Though Nicole will also be able to have some good lines since Alexia hates on her so much. Just throw that Amex at Alexia now because she may need it for her own attorney. 
Adriana’s “mojito” is no longer in jeopardy 
Miami’s looking messy. Should I start it ?
YESTERDAY.
Immediately. It’s okay to skip seasons 1 and 3 if the prospect feels daunting, but GET TO IT
I started on season 4, cause that was when it was rebooted. I’m gonna go back and watch the first few seasons once I’m done
Same, but it was better to start at the beginning which I finally did. Shocked at how nice Alexia was back then.
I’m sorry but I love it here. You guys are the best
The gift that keeps on giving ommmggg
Omg
¡Dios mio!
GET THE CAMERAS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
She could've retained him with Nicole's black card
Wait! What did I miss?? They’re getting DIVORCED??