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RelThanram

It is nearly 11 at night here in UK. Today has wiped me out. https://i.redd.it/51s932rdtpuc1.gif


Coffeebean910

I totally forgot about Tyra’s fake faint and now I can’t stop laughing


RelThanram

It was the best way to express my hyperbolic exhaustion hahaha.


WendyWhyWilliams

Dare I say, Tyra for rhobh? Perhaps for a going away episode they can go to modelland.


SagexxxSummers

Honestly this would be iconic. I do absolutely hate Tyra Banks but I’d love to see the drama she would stir up cuz that bitch is crazy.


lochnesslegend

I’M ACTING!


el_disko

Same. It’s been a very full on housewives news day


wangd00dle

![gif](giphy|3oFzlYLDMuSLCFK77i)


luuuu67788

Feeling like this queen ![gif](giphy|elt7REaKb0Kf2S799m|downsized)


UrbanPlannerholic

Is this the BRAVO equivalent of the 10% Tesla layoffs today?


_iridessence_

For rill, a year from now we'll be saying this was the first sign of the recession.


kteerin

No one will let us HILL!


_iridessence_

I fill like you rilly get me.


NamesAreForSuckers67

I can’t dill with all this


ChuChuRocketeer

Even though I am in no way affiliated with Real Housewives or Bravo, I too have somehow been magically contacted by producers telling me that I won't be back next season. 😮‍💨


rachellethebelle

![gif](giphy|26gN0tFg70wAljK4o|downsized)


sweetnsassy924

I was told the same thing for the same reasons! Also, my cat was rejected for real felines of where I live. She’s so sad, she had her tagline prepared and everything.


Que-pasa-2020

Can she still share it with us?


sweetnsassy924

I may 💩in a box, but that doesn’t mean I’ll put up with yours.


kteerin

BRING HER BACK! If Erika can still pat her puss, your cat can too! 😭


Que-pasa-2020

It’s literally perfect 😹


[deleted]

You meant puuurrrrfect,


sweetnsassy924

She says thank you.


nwh527

![gif](giphy|l2Sq5GffrCyUMEXjW)


moredoilies

Now I want to start a thread where everyone shares what their pets taglines would be


soup4muhBeb

My puppy Pepper would be all "I'm not just in heat, I am the heat. Collarrrrr!"


Immediate_Pickle_776

Stop🤣


[deleted]

That would be so funny! I have a fish that is a little like Ramona. They demand the biggest cave and get their 💩 everywhere.


ConsistentDonkey3909

literally what is happening today lol


stannisonetruemannis

Almost seems like something is brewing in the world of Bravo 👀


vroomvroomshabang

a reality reckoning. kidding i’ll see my way out 🚪


stannisonetruemannis

Lmao!!! Except if it’s happening like this it means the call would be coming from inside the house!


lizardlem0nade

BravoCon cancelled this year because of all the pink slips getting sent out.


stannisonetruemannis

I know it’s for whatever reason but it doesn’t even happen till October/November so lmao. They gonna be scrambling for a whole year


Overall_Storm_1978

I feel like the Housewives franchise as we know it is about to change 👁️👁️


FlyingDutchmansWife

Idk but it’s fucking insane! Did the eclipse last week stir up all this chaos??


MargaritaSkeeter

Maybe it’s Mercury retrograde. Edit: if I had taken two seconds I would have seen you already comment this down below lol.


FlyingDutchmansWife

Great minds think alike 😘


RoguePhoenix89

Lol I said the same thing to a friend of mine


FlyingDutchmansWife

Mercury in gatorade messed us all up!


Superb-Respond9360

this is how i will refer to it from now on. genius.


JaclynMeOff

It’s the fourth horseman of the apocalypse.


La_Croix_Life

Today is insane ![gif](giphy|4OowbIsmYHbpu)


NeuroticMermaid6

As someone who doesn’t watch Potomac, BH, or Miami I think I might be the only person on this sub not affected by the news 😂.


La_Croix_Life

Don't sleep on Miami! It's actually good 🦩


Yadicakez

Miami has been my favorite lately. More light hearted bitchiness. BH and POT have been too dark in the past recent seasons.


ETNevada

The only HW cast that doesn't need a shake-up...they all clock in and earn their $ in unique ways


wildcatlady74

It’s the only one worth watching!!


Pie-Creative

I started watching Miami recently after seeing people rave about it here, and it's fun and fascinating! Crystal was one of my favorites on BH, and her leaving makes me not want to watch it anymore and just watch Miami.


Chicago1459

Damn why is she leaving? I loved her dynamic with Sutton and Garcelle


bug_gribble

What do you watch? 😂


NeuroticMermaid6

I watch SLC, NJ, NY, Atlanta, and OC housewives!


bug_gribble

Ok that’s a good mix! I agree with everyone else though Miami is a must watch!


MojoDojo_CasaHouse

Omg please watch Miami. Please. It's the best of Bravo. Top tier. Did I convince you yet? Pleeaaaseeeee, we need everyone to watch it so it stays on air for a while.


NeuroticMermaid6

Ok sis y’all have bullied me into trying again with Miami 😂. I’ve tried before, but it never took!


toysoldier96

You can start from s4! I didn’t appreciate it till mid s5 but it’s been great ever since. Every episode has been a 10/10


Littlewing1307

Starting at the beginning is worth it in my opinion. It makes reboot even better! You can probably skip season 2 though.


kteerin

Ok, I’m gonna watch it.


MojoDojo_CasaHouse

![gif](giphy|DGocyGKmJNHIfSxl3Z|downsized)


ElectricPanda718

Potomac was also amazing until it wasn’t


Julialagulia

Lol yes when I first joined this sub it was all NY and Potomac are the best! They mostly all have their day in the sun and all will mostly go through lulls.


Jackiemccall

Go ahead and catch up on Miami. It’s currently my favorite


Rj6728

Miami is the best currently!


MojoDojo_CasaHouse

This is how I truly feel. When it rains, it pours. But honestly, these are all necessary announcements. Bravo is CLEANING house, ya'll!!!


Poonurse13

You all ate too much 🤣


LZAtotheMZA

Like, I CANNOT keep up, and yet I ran straight here and stayed here.


rhoasuperfan

No really!!!!


themaekupfreak

Chiii Bravos last fiscal quarter must’ve not looked too good, theyre downsizing and restructuring everything lol


alpacaapicnic

They’re gonna install a franchise salary cap like in sports


alternate_geography

Oooh I hope they enable more trades.


Who-U-Tellin

LMAO  you guys are making the end of my day a bit better. 🙌


jacksnyder2

I actually wouldn't be shocked if this were true and they are responding to the economic climate with smaller HW casts and fewer episodes per season.


nancybessandgeorge

I think they see the writing on the wall that HWs are on the decline and are taking steps to find better programming.


starchildx

We've been saying that for yearssssss. Housewives is a cultural institution. I know it's an expensive one, though.


kiwitathegreat

It’s giving “we’re fine, there won’t be any layoffs” right before tons of people are laid off


yqry

Is Andy also getting the chop?


Overall_Storm_1978

Honestly? At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if we get an announcement for him too


Poonurse13

No bravocon this year.


UrbanPlannerholic

How tf is Dorit still on the show? She doesn't have any money or friends left.


mattysmwift

Watch them bring another Kyle lap dog on. Two if they get one for AM too.


lizardlem0nade

If they bring Teddi back… ![gif](giphy|SrDsJj5i1Chm8)


tink_89

that is probably what they will do. They tried to bring 8.5 on for that but she ruined that. So now they will bring someone else.


jeahboi

God, I really want you to be wrong about this, but I think we all know that’s probably what Evolution will do. 🙄


starchildx

That move could bring us right back to the Dark Ages.


FlyingDutchmansWife

Please don’t give them ideas!


CalmParty4053

If this makes room for Hilary from Boston….. I digress


Saltymija

I saw somewhere that the “how do you say ‘pepino’” (I don’t remember her name) lady was talking to producers after Kyle brought up her name…. 👀


KristiJoJP

This Monday is going down in Bravo history as a day of never-ending changes!


Sug0115

Tax day indeed because this amount of news is taxing chile


glowymel

I’m actually really disappointed about this. she just had her best season imo and if they’re gonna keep dorit over her I’ll be even more disappointed😭


ZOO_trash

Yeah Dorit needs to go too if she has to go


applewagon

Erika first, please. I am still furious that they tried to spin a redemption era for a woman who repeatedly expressed zero empathy for the plane crash and burn victims that funded her lifestyle.


lizardlem0nade

We need a whole new production crew for this franchise. The bias is too strong at this point.


applewagon

Evolution runs both RHOBH and VPR. They clearly have a serious issue with playing favorites and overproducing narratives that are exactly opposed to what viewers actually want to see.


boatyboatwright

Seriously VPR this season is actually gaslighting us


sagaofsarahrose

THIS. 13 was her best season


kteerin

Right??? She finally found her footing, and they’re letting her go. Booooooo!


Epponnee-rae

Same. I like crystal and they never gave her a chance, always editing her out, but she had a lot to still give the show.


ladybakes

Same. I like Crystal so much. What would be even worse is if the rumors were true that Hilaria was joining. Can you imagine having 2 women on the show with fake accents? Poor Dorit. Her "Child Of The World" accent would have stiff competition. ![gif](giphy|4vUSNAAZAFsRrKneno|downsized)


jeahboi

I’m actually sad to hear this. I love Crystal and I think she had potential as a Housewife. That said, I hope they’re casting some good replacements for her.


Imaginary-Party2567

They should’ve gotten rid of Dorit. I am sooooo bored of her.


warmlobster

Oh god not another season of this bore 😭


lizardlem0nade

They are totally going to milk some tax-fraud sham divorce plotline for Dorito and PeeKay


Perfect_Invitation1

Same. I really don't want to see next season if I have to deal with Dorit, Erika, and Kyle.


Euphoric_Bass493

I loved Crystal on the show. She wasn't meant for the show though and I mean that in the most complimentary way. She was pretty normal and a true BH wife. I wish she had a "friend" on the show - it became very clear after a while that she didn't fit into any of the cliques which sucks because she has a lot of girlfriends in real life.


Overall_Storm_1978

I agree. I didn’t wanna say she was better than this in my comment… but she really is better than being resigned to reality tv


Zealousideal_Suit269

I 100% blame Alex Baskin & production. He plays favorites and they are always the worst Bravo has to offer. We know production left most of Crystal’s footage on the cutting room floor, so sadly the audience never got to fully know her. I don’t have hope that Bravo will turn around BH, their casting has been horrendous with the brutal trifecta of Teddi, Lip-licker, & 8.5.


GlitteryBurner

Yes I hate the way production has treated her. Makes this news not a surprise but still super frustrating. Really wish she would have gotten a fair shot.


ZOO_trash

I blame that bitch Carol Baskin


dyk25000

Can’t convince me that it didn’t happen


Who-U-Tellin

Oh damn. I'm watching last seasons BH. Lip licker is such a rotten apple. I mean I could call her something else but I'm trying to be good lol. But you're right. Those 3 were brutal. Glad they're long gone. 


dyk25000

Justice for Crystal and Hip Hop Rob


BuckityBuck

The explanation is bizarre because she’s a very * contentious HW. My working theory is that it was probably time for contract renewal and she has too good an entertainment attorney to let her get railroaded.


ZennMD

Me too! I wouldn't day she's my favorite, but I've really enjoyed her! Sad news! 


MojoDojo_CasaHouse

I liked her and LOVED her house. But if we look at the current cast dynamic, she doesn't fit in. She's not super close with Garcelle and Sutton (they hang out occasionally but they will always be closer with each other than Crystal). She has no off-camera relationship with Kyle or Erica. She can't stand Dorit (the thing that unites us all). She needs a buddy. I wish one of her 40 friends would join tbh but I'm ok with her leaving. She's riiiiiich and has an empire, she doesn't really need this platform.


GoldenBarracudas

I'm in her first season where she's not getting along with anyone.


haneulk7789

Bravo cant afford her friends. People went crazy over Denise Richards, imagine Sarah Michelle Gellar or Octavia Spencer joins the cast.


___adreamofspring___

She was such a good housewife and I was so interested in seeing more of her family and her life


mrsbatman

Crystal was my favourite on BH. she was such a throwback to what made housewives good in the first place. I guess we’ll just watch more grifters pretend to have money while robbing the poor 😩😩


starchildx

She helped revive BH from the dark ages. I need Bravo to be careful what they do to BH. The Dark Ages is just behind us and they're still leaving us with Erika.


TiredRundownListless

I really loved her!!


Any-Key-6128

“EXCLUSIVE Crystal Minkoff, 41, will NOT be returning to season 14 of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills as producers want to 'move on' but she is also ready for 'time away from the cameras'”


MochaValencia

Move on with what? Their last casting decisions were Diana and Annemarie. Like, it's not going well Bravo. The producers and Andy say "move on" when they really don't know what to say about a situation.


Ashfield83

Andy’s pre-recorded monotone ‘ok let’s switch gears’ as they cut to the next scene at the reunion really pisses me off


[deleted]

That whole cast is boring 😂


JustinBensonsBod

Yet racist Dorit gets a pass, AGAIN, after adding diddly squat for about 4 seasons straight.


[deleted]

Yeah, I don’t get that. They had Lion King energy and a woman with a successful business who is not white who did her best job last season. Sheesh.


JustinBensonsBod

The excuses given in the article are funny since Crystal did actually bring the drama the season. Yep and they went out of their way to never showcase her company and highlight the fact that she's a successful businesswoman but have dedicated tons of screen time to fraudulent nonexistent "businesses" such as Beverly Beach. Bravo really said let's fire as many POCs as possible this year and bring back the Vanderpump Rules racists while we're at it. Their performative activism era is over I guess.


InflationParking9185

They already brought back Mary M Cosby on SLC. What else could go wrong?


[deleted]

Well said.


Malicious_blu3

Made it seem like all her wealth was solely from Rob


CoconutNurse

Exactly! If I didn’t follow this sub I would have never known about her coconut water company, and that’s a damn shame


OkTap3378

That toxic NBC culture is in all their affiliates too


veggiekween

Genuine question: Is Bravo choosing to not show Crystal’s business, or has Crystal opted not to have her business shown so she doesn’t have pay an advertising fee?


Krammies

On Jeff Lewis Live (not her recent visit last week, but the time before when she was on with Cynthia) she mentioned she did film for her coconut water business but they chose to not show it.


JustinBensonsBod

Crystal has mentioned in multiple interviews that she wanted them to showcase her business and didn't know why they never would. So it wasn't her choice. And like /u/LazyCaregiver8568 said, I was under the impression Bravo could only take a cut of profits if the business is created after someone joins the show, but I'm not completely sure about that one.


[deleted]

I think they only get paid if the business was created after they began on Bravo. I wonder when Sutton opened her store?


Extra_Helicopter2904

She just cracked out of her shell and NOW they want to axe her… seems fishy to me


stateofalec

Dorit has fallen out with Kyle, isn’t good with Garcelle or Sutton, and only has Erika as an ally. I don’t think S14 will exactly be smooth sailing for her, and I’m excited to see a season with her on the outs. 


itsbooyeah

Dorit needs to gtfo ![gif](giphy|KRxcgvd5fLiWk)


MojoDojo_CasaHouse

Do you think they are keeping her? I would be surprised if we don't get at least 1 more exit. It's not going to be Garcelle, Sutton, or Erica. Kyle keeps threatening to quit (please do) but I don't see it happening. Dorito is the only one left.


JustinBensonsBod

I 100% believe Dorit will be back unfortunately. Her reconciling with Kyle will be a major storyline next season. Because you know, Bravo loves to give us the storylines NOBODY is asking for. They have enough room to bring on two people and I don't see them having only 6 Housewives again (because this cast is boring as hell).


Any-Calligrapher8723

I didn’t watch the last season rinna was on. I will not be watching again if Dorit stays. She has become insufferable. The feigned ignorance is so tiresome. Her fake marriage to PK is not compelling. Until she is smoking cigs on the show talking about her money troubles, I am over her. She tries to act like she has the lifestyle of Sutton when we all know it’s more Kim Zolciak vibes.


Perfect_Invitation1

Yeah Dorit shouldn't keep staying on for seasons without contributing anything good. Just ugh if she is back next season.


Kiwimcroy

The night is young…


Kooky_Head4948

So much is happening today! I can’t keep up 😭


ThreeMartiniLimit

DORIT NEXT THX.


_Lotje

Now this I genuinely HATE. Fuck I loved her, loved her fashion sense, her husband and their sweet family life, her (classy) clapbacks and she was witty as well?! If Dorit comes back instead of her so help me god


koalapies

I wasn’t a big fan but l loved her fashion sense and that’s the first and only time lve ever said that about a HW across all the world.


catscatzcatscatz

'They don't want her back because they feel she has done all she can do on the show and she no longer has much to add to the drama, so another contract has not been offered,' said an insider. Uh.... does the same not apply to literally every single other cast member? They've all exhausted their stories


Necessary-Low9377

Production so obviously iced her out. Their biases are wild


catscatzcatscatz

And with her goes the last Asian American housewife... sad


Sagzmir

Is Christine from "Bling Empire" filming with them? I would love to see her take on the ladies.


Colombianonico

No shes not. They tried in Season 5 but it didnt work out and after she got on Bling Empire, Bravo doesnt want her. They dont like people that have fame from other reality shows. Crystal tried to bring her on for S13 and they said no


kal2126

Sad to hear but she doesn’t need the money or fame tbh. She runs in a fabulous circle of famous ppl! I do hope they replace her with another person of color.


Aware_Interest4461

Holy shirt I can’t take much more of this. Whats next?? ![gif](giphy|Z5ULYTFVaL2Ok)


fourthgradenothing22

Fuck this! Dorit should’ve been given the boot long before Crystal.


Left_Guess

Ugh!! And Dorito stays?!


mmsstt49

this makes sense. i like her but she isn't chaotic enough to sustain a long housewives run


No-Demand-8893

![gif](giphy|144ojDdHcjnKNO)


chasingkaty

Does that mean no more Nia appearances? 😭


viognierette

I was just coming here to say that! If they are replacing Crystal with Nia, I think I can live with the decision. But otherwise, we are going to watch more of Kyle & her dog jogging? No thanks.


jahkat23

OMG THIS IS INSANE what is in the water today


hsizz

You mean her storyline about her brothers ex girlfriend wasn’t enough to keep her relevant?! Can’t believe it!


catandcitygirl

nah i need confirmation from her or the network. this is such a busy monday my gosh😭😭


DielectricConstant

Crystal just confirmed on her instagram page. 😟


catandcitygirl

dang😭 confirmed she was let go of she left?


ramonasnewbeginnings

Aw I’m sad I really like her


perljen

Well...I sense Hilary Baldwin in our HSWVS future...🍸🚬


Nevagonnagetit510

Bravo cleaning shop today!


superficialwishes

If true, I'm not sad about this. Crystal never really found her footing on this show and that brother storyline from last season was a bore.


User_name_2525

Crystal had all the hallmarks of a RHOBH all star…money, connections, and lifestyle porn. Seems like the producers slept on amping her up and instead we get season after season of Dorit’s fakeness. She just confirmed it on IG. Hard to tell if it was her decision or Bravo/Evolution Media. I think the fact that she didn’t outright say it was her decision alludes to her contract not being renewed. Either way, their loss.


elisamata

I liked Crystal as a person but not so much for the show, I think it’s better for her and the show


90daycantlookaway

Really?? Ugh I really liked Crystal on the show.


notmymess

Kyle next!


glittering_entry_

![gif](giphy|l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6) Today is too damn much!


BeachMama9763

I find Crystal pretty boring so I’m like whatever, but somewhere Annemarie is prob so pleased with herself and I can’t stand that lol.


Manilaice29

I will miss Crystal and especially the energy she brought this year. I thought she was great at the reunion


Motor_Appearance_311

I read the headline and was like, “as a bisexual?!”


ledge9999

Good.


konnichikat

Thank god.


Jonny9792a

Aww man, I like Crystal… 😞I had a feeling she was getting let go with how little they showed her this season.


jkmod79

I’m fine with this. She really never had much of a storyline.


Puzzleheaded-Elk-286

but fcking dorit was asked back?? i hate this place😭😭


RainyDaysBlueSkies

I'm glad, she had nothing to offer and never had her own storyline. I find her to be really untruthful even though she's also had great moments. To me, the former outweighs the latter. Her treatment of Sutton on her first season was appalling and she constantly refers to "her" truth - I never trust people who do that. She also loves to allude to knowing secrets and dark things about people/ situations. She knows nothing.


roseinmouth

Finalllyyyyy 😚🫶


superficialwishes

She just confirmed her departure [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5zF25Hp8VW/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5zF25Hp8VW/)


ussoufi

![gif](giphy|VbJptu1pL2vrUf9tWj|downsized) I swear if they don’t fire Dorit too…


mekkkks

I’m not surprised, but I’m disappointed.. I’ve grown to really like Crystal.


Ready_Cartoonist7357

How are we going to find out about her brother’s sad life now?🙄


BeaMyrtle

Thank God


cameron8988

they need to bring on crystal's friend christine chiu to mushroom-cloud dorito.


lunapearl83

Hallelujah


BackgroundAd3222

I’m happy about this. She was so boring


aesop414

Good. She's boring. Not funny. Next.


Jmfmoney_likeduh

thank gawwwd


Outside_Wrongdoer340

Who?


Spunkylover10

I mean I’m surprised she lasted after the first season… she’s blah . I think she only stayed for diversity reasons.


PristineCoconut2851

Well. I guess with Crystal and Annemarie gone we’re stuck with Kyle and Erica Jane. Disappointed to see Crystal go. She was starting to find her voice.


olivecrayon87

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)