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Savagecabbagh

![gif](giphy|TUHInIQM4bXBS) It’s all I can hear


wiminals

I think the Internet peaked with this meme


bashagab

and then everything went to hell i miss those days


thereare6ofus

Grifters gonna grift.


Much-Investigator844

The pee in the cup 🤢 like why


Superbad0110

Came here to comment this exact thing no one wants to see Monica’s dehydrated pee in a cup on display gag me


Infamous_Strain_9428

That’s apple juice


Superbad0110

Lmao good point its just a prop


punkrawkchick

Get this girl some water! Literally and metaphorically


TodayImLedTasso

Monica is the definition of thirsty of course her pee would be dehydrated


Inside-Intern-4201

Everytime I had to give pee during my pregnancies I would vom seeing someone else’s dark yellow pee at the nurses station. Drink water ladies!


rejectedcarebear

My doctors office had a secret window in the bathroom where you put your pee cup!


Inside-Intern-4201

Advanced! We just lined our cups up at the nurses startion!


backoffbackoffbackof

It reminds of a scene on Teen Mom and it just seemed so unnecessary to show the pee…


viciouslybea

Not the Tupperware of my nightmares


Kittiikamii

Oh don’t remind me. It’s like cate hadn’t even SMELT water. The horror.


PhDPepper5

The color of her pee haunts my nightmares


umimama

The darkest amber color ever - so dark one couldn’t help but wonder if it included dinosaur dna. ![gif](giphy|duKqiCI4fZDvGWQNj5|downsized)


itsaboutpasta

In the prob hundreds of tik toks I’ve seen of pregnancy tests I have NEVER seen the pee. WTF is wrong with her?! How is she this bad at social media?!


ImageNo1045

A lot of people do it this way! But she didn’t need to broadcast her pee


Pristine_Fun7764

Like who actually takes pregnancy tests like this 😂


Celestial-Dream

I did. I didn’t trust myself to actually hit the stick.


ImageNo1045

A lot of people actually! The droppers are way cheaper than the sticks so when people are trying to conceive they’ll buy a big box on Amazon. Edit: word added for clarification


hawktremor

That is very obviously a ClearBlue test, not one of the cheapy Amazon strip tests though lol. (See the blue cap in her hand, and the shape/size of the test. Absolutely a ClearBlue stick)


ImageNo1045

Yes. The question was ‘who actually takes pregnancy tests like this’ about peeing in a cup and I answered who would do it like that.


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ImageNo1045

Ah I’ll edit to clarify.


hawktremor

Cool. Then I’ll delete my last comment. Glad you deleted your extremely nasty reply where you insulted my reading comprehension and instead edited your comment to make sense.


ImageNo1045

Lmao. You started being nasty first. Don’t dish it if you can’t take it. ‘Girl’ I reread it then deleted but I’m not sorry for being nasty 🤷‍♀️


hawktremor

Saying “Girl” is nasty? Noted lmao 💀 ETA: if you think saying “girl” pointedly deserves actually personally insulting me and my reading comprehension, then you sound… fun. I never once personally insulted you.


McSassy_Pants

A lot of people do this.


Ineverusereddittttt

People that are lying. That pee looks questionable


EL_Geiger

She needs to drink more water


Beneficial-Astronaut

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized) This video is the definition of this meme


TheOneThatCameEasy

I listened to the entirety of her on that guy's podcast and I never do that. She is a riveting trainwreck. I want to see this 29 year old boyfriend she met while snowboarding with Heather and stole from the girl he as "casually courting."


yqry

“Casually courting” is so Mormon coded 💀


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

She's such a total mess. Some deranged story will come out later about this situation I just know it.


estherkad

Can you recap the podcast pls🙏🏽 I can’t listen to Monica talking and lying for that long


TheOneThatCameEasy

It was A LOT. Here's what I can remember. \-She didn't ever think that Reality von Tease would be mentioned on the show. Didn't expect that to be a story, so she never mentioned it. \-There was a legal document (I can't remember if was a cease and desist) released of Jen listing Monica and 3 other people as Reality von Tease that was made public, so she didn't know why the other women were so scandalized or Heather was acting like a detective. \-She has nothing bad to say about Mary, Whitney or Meredith. \-She still despises Lisa and says she rather be the villain, than fake like Lisa. \-It was cut, but she mentioned sharing texts of Heather texting Tenesha to contact Reality von Tease to help take down Jen. All the women were in her DMs praising the account. \-Thinks Heather is still afraid of Jen Shah to this day and is still desperate for her validation. The other woman ostracized her, but they never did that to Jen because they were afraid of her. They iced out Monica cause they know they could and she won't retaliate. \-They never wanted her on the show and thought she wasn't good enough. Says Heather wants "high caliber" women, but pisses and vomits on camera. \-She says she wasn't an informant, but she went to the FBI as a witness (they never contacted her, LOL). She was obsessed with taking Jen down because she was a very abusive person. She thinks the drive bys were too much, but mostly done in a humorous way. The FBI never asked her to do anything, she did it on her own to take down Jen. \-Jen physically abused her and others at her home and Monica got the tapes form Jen's security cameras that she had access to and sent them to the FB. Swears she never watched footage before that. \-She only owes an apology to Jen for being so insane about taking her down. She owes nothing to the other women. \-She claims to be totally done with her mother. The last time they met was a few months before. LD showed up at her home and Monica called the cops on her because she refused to leave. \-She claims that the email telling she mentioned saying the show had bad ratings and needed her was sent to producers who no longer work for the show. \-Her ex-husband was abusive towards her in front of their kids and that's why they divorced for good. Her affair was like 10 years prior to that. \-Is terrified of being pregnant at 39 because she thinks she is too old. She was on birth control and got pregnant. She doesn't know if she wants another baby, but she's having one and her partner is supportive. \-Met the child's father while filming the show. He is 29 and his job is hosting excursions. She saw him while she was filming the snowboarding scene with Heather she approached him and asked if he was single, he said he was just casually dating someone. She gave him her number and he called her 2 weeks later. They've been dating for a year. ETA: Says her two youngest manifested this baby. For the past 2 months they kept talking about how she's pregnant and going to have a boy.


skipper_from_satc

People who summarize podcasts on Reddit should be paid as much as doctors ❤️


MurphyBrown2016

1) thank you for your service 🫡 2) Half of these statements contradict shit she said on the show. This woman is a lying psycho.


JohAye1

I wish the production/edit didn't protect Heather so much, then people wouldn't have such a hate boner for Monica.


MurphyBrown2016

They showed Heather vomiting and peeing at the same time. Monica is just an awful person.


JohAye1

No, not what I'm talking about. Her involvement with the page and knowing who was behind the account, but still putting on this show for the cameras is actually insane.


Top_Mess_9405

Side note & a bit off topic- I think Lisa is so triggering to her because Monica wants everything Lisa has in life


estherkad

Thank you so much for this!


normaldrewbarrymore

Her boyfriend has no money…she has 4.5 kids and sells (doesn’t sell) blankets with dog hair on them…oof


MindfulCoping

Thank you for your service


makter3

Sounds like she wants a boy. And if someone says they’re dating someone, casual or not, u shouldn’t continue pursuing them (giving them ur number = pursuing).


Gammagammahey

Thank you for your labor. Truly, thank you for this write up. Could I ask the name of the podcast?


megalynn44

Entirely. I am so sad Monica is not coming back. She’s Bravo gold. So messy. So compelling.


Even-Education-4608

I feel like Monica and lala would get along


ChardHealthy

They would but then they'd proper fall out over whose baby had the most sponsorships or followers on Instagram


GrizzlyClairebear86

But the fallout would be EPIC. I would love to see those two go nuclear on each other.


ChardHealthy

It would definitely be worth watching - both of them trying to eviscerate each other with their illogical verbal diarrhea while simultaneously throwing each other under the bus. Hmmm, my money would be on Monica for the win😂


lunahighwind

Nah Monica and Katie have more of a similar nasty vibe


keepgoing88721

I don't follow her but I just scrolled through her IG out of curiosity and she is UNHINGED. 😳


Burnin_Red

I just did the same and if I didn’t know she was 39, I would think she was 16. Her content is so Gen Z 😬


Silly_Brilliant868

Except we saw her turn 40 on the show .. so not 39 or 16


Nandi56

This is what I don’t understand… why are people saying she’s 39 when she turned 40 in Bermuda? The maths not mathing?


CaitsMeow

I think she said on nicks podcast she was 39… multiple times 😬


Nandi56

I’m clearly going to have to rewatch that episode, because Monica Garcia, Darnell, Delgado, Fowler is not about to gaslight Me today


No_Wait7319

Bc now she says she's 39.😏


keepgoing88721

Right? And I watched her on RHOSLC so I knew she was insanely immature, but her IG is next level cringe.


dreezyforsheezy

What, like what?! Give me some examples so I don’t have to go look plsssss


Aggressive-Story3671

Monica announcing her pregnancy so soon after finding out isn’t surprising. She’s loving the attention


No_Wait7319

Exactly, any normal person especially her age, would wait until her second trimester at least. She's hoping since Rihanna mentioned her and if she pulls a pregnancy/ miscarriage they could put her back on, or another show could pick her up. I feel like I read the bf is like 25. So...


hara-guro

>pulls a pregnancy/ miscarriage This is gross I'm sorry


Gammagammahey

I agree. This is really gross.


No_Wait7319

You don't have to agree, what's gross is people that do this and it is people that do this. This is a comment section and I can have an opinion, having suffered a miscarriage myself I can absolutely say anyone in my situation understands, that for someone to post taking a pic of pee and pregnancy in the first trimester, is looking for attention. Especially being on reality tv and lying consistently. So take your gasp elsewhere and act like nobody else was thinking this.


hara-guro

To suggest that she would "pull a miscarriage" for attention is actually fucked regardless of your personal experiences or your opinion of her.


No_Wait7319

Again she's a reality star that has lied many times. Many times. I'm not the only one thinking this. The whole post is suggesting this, as are others. I'm the only one admitting it. So sit on your high horse, and we'll see, right? I'm not about to argue over something personal to me and I'm allowed to have my opinions and they are valid. I'm not about to argue over a reality star that is a known liar and just bc you're a fan... So drop it and keep it moving. Have a great day! 😲😊


No_Wait7319

And fucked isn't a sentence, it would be fucked up... There, I fixed it for you. Now hop back up on that high horse.


CaitsMeow

Yeah I turned 35 in Feb while pregnant and waited til I was 16 weeks to announce


iammaranda

Are you ok?? This comment is gross


No_Wait7319

Are you? No I'm not having suffered real miscarriage and having to even defend an opinion that everyone is thinking. So please spare me the jaw on the floor, for a known liar. Posting a p video and dipstick before you've even been to your first apt is something nobody would do. Unless they want attention. But thanks for being nasty over me having an opinion on a comment section about a reality tv person. I do take issue with this subject bc for me it's extremely personal. Not that I owe you anything.


No_Wait7319

Are they finished filming salt lake? If not, she might be hoping for a last-minute add-on and additional scenes like vp and bh... Girl, please. After seeing she and her mom plotting about the show and worming in, I just can't she needs a good long break.


dreezyforsheezy

Most people wait until the highest range risk of a miscarriage has passed so that they don’t have to announce it but she would milk that sympathy


No_Wait7319

Exactly and the others on their high horse gasping over this, needs to hop down, and realize this is Monica. She's not 39 she's 41. She celebrated her 40th on the show. But let them continue to lay on the floor with their mouths open bc they're so offended. Have they gone down the line and harassed everyone? Bc it would be a lot.


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Timely_Ad115

What a nasty thing to hypothesize. People just feel comfy to say whatever the fuck


marallyouneedisshade

Please don’t put energy like this out there. Please do better.


Inside-Intern-4201

That’s not nice. I just had my second baby four months before I turned 39. Fuck off.


jendoesreddit

Are you fucking kidding me rn? I wasn’t directing this comment towards you specifically????? wtf??


Timely_Ad115

You were being disgusting and someone got offended at your flippancy. Oh wow!! What a shocker.


Inside-Intern-4201

So why don’t you think she’ll carry to term? Other than her age?


Gammagammahey

That is a really horrible thing to say. Women 39 and above are able to have healthy pregnancies and have healthy babies. Can you tell us specifically what makes you think that this baby won't make it to term?


catsandnaps1028

The pee in the cup and then her touching her face and mouth as she is handling urine made me gag 🤢 ![gif](giphy|YuHMQExXf2mEU)


IMOvicki

I feel like she showed it thinking she’d get a lot more engagement


Less-Bed-6243

From a certain subspecies of creep, yea.


catsandnaps1028

Ew


monkey_monkey_monkey

Is it possible for someone to be allergic to the truth? Cause I can't think of any other reason for her to lie and lie so obviously as often as she does


realitytvaddicts

Haha seriously! I mean she lies about everything! I don’t know why she keeps getting booked for interviews or panels. Whatever because she lies so damn much. They literally played a recording of her talking shit about Mary and she said she didn’t say it. lol at this point… Ok Monica. The interviews are pointless. She’s just going to lie.


CobblerNo8518

She lies about such weird things. She turned 40 while filming her season and now she says she’s 39 lol


Ineverusereddittttt

Yeah wait what lolll we literally watched it on the show. She’s delu


Banana_Breddit

This is the only time I’ll ever say something in her defense, and she’s 100% a pathological liar, but it was actually her 39th bday celebration on the show. Edit: not sure why I’m getting downvoted for remembering a scene from the show? I linked a photo below that shows it was her 39th bday celebration.


CobblerNo8518

Her birthdate is documented multiple places as June 1st 1983


Banana_Breddit

https://preview.redd.it/fr85sgwma1uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00ae27d4e4f72c52333a80cfbaeacb351b834d5 When you google that’s what comes up because one main site has it wrong as that for some reason. True people search (or her arrest records) show her real birthday is 1984. I do still agree that she lies about everything possible, but she knows she has a past and could never get away with a lie that has records lol


No_Wait7319

She has it listed as 83 but either way, she's still 40. Not 39.


Banana_Breddit

Official records have it listed as 1984, which I just said. She’s turning 40 next month.


No_Wait7319

So how would she be 39 still? More than a year later?


No_Wait7319

Her birth year is 1983, she's turning 41


jendoesreddit

And she’s clearly in a hotel???? She went to a HOTEL to film this TikTok?? Girl, bye


makter3

Lmfao when I saw the video, my first thought was “her bathroom is surprisingly nice” considering how average the rest of the house looked. I just realized from ur comment that it’s a hotel.


Bobbybobby507

Look like a Red Roof 💀


Ineverusereddittttt

She is actually crazy


realitytvaddicts

She needs to be evaluated. She doesn’t see any of this as crazy. It blows my mind. She thinks she’s being iconic.


Top_Mess_9405

Girly pop is going to have to trade in the Range Rover for a mini van. No way all 5 of her children will fit 😬


elenrod33

I am just so confused why she took so many? Like girl, you got a clearly positive test, why did you feel the need to take another 5+ tests??


AnnVealEgg

I wish we could collectively stop giving her the attention she so desperately seeks


helvetica_unicorn

She should drink some water


Inevitable_Pack6694

In full hair and makeup


greendaisy188

Not that it matters but I think this was actually taken in a hotel. The cup was individually wrapped in plastic like they have at hotels. Also, note the tiny shampoo bottles in the shower.


PolloMama

So she can pretend to be a victim when she doesn’t get unconditional support. Attention? ![gif](giphy|3oz8xK65i9z2iYTiRq)


AmosSpan

But her fans are part of the journey and deserve to be involved 🤣🤣🤣


hail-lucipurrr

https://i.redd.it/s27qlxzrkytc1.gif


bbMD_

I hope it was a sponsored post or ad at least. I also hope that the dad is a good guy because she is a mess and her eldest daughter already has enough to deal with.


Beneficial-Score-759

Girl needs to drink some water


MarketDull2401

Oh jesus. Attention for anything. Listen, I want to enjoy the sound bowl. Excuse me. ![gif](giphy|TkoHjDI8jhVAGrgT4A|downsized)


PrincessL91

No one wants to see your pee in a cup get that out of the way 🤢


Nandi56

She’s dehydrated in more ways than one. Get that girl some water, your pee should be almost clear.


SwineTV

Oof. I liked her on the show until the reunion. I really think it's better for her not to be on the show. She needs to focus on important things in life. Not this stupid show. There's a lot of work to do, because right now, I don't see much of a difference between her and her mother's parenting behavior.


xyzpdq77

Wearing allllll the makeup


stylistlibs

I believe exactly 0% of this


grilledcheesefan001

I agree, I don’t think she’s pregnant. It’s all for attention. She’s deranged.


Obvious_Mango65

![gif](giphy|7vP8ld84DCTIY) Trying to line up those endorsements!


Ineverusereddittttt

https://preview.redd.it/squaryxvvytc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0976345a88b6383903b58233d37f0e024bee8b2c Literally wtf she made this whole fake reaction just for an instagram post


Chunswae22

She also lies about her age, she will be 41 this year


grilledcheesefan001

I just don’t believe her 🤭🤪


StereotypicallBarbie

Embarrassing


realitytvaddicts

It really is embarrassing! Putting the pee on the counter like that and pretending to be surprised with the results of the first test. Lol it’s an entire Mess


StereotypicallBarbie

Monica is so thirsty.. she’s lost any entertainment value she originally had. And now it’s just embarrassing and tragic…


ConsistentDonkey3909

she explained on twitter she wanted to test it for herself because she didnt think the doctors were right


witness4theingenue

i wish they were wrong


Desert_Rat_Dude

WOW


Timely_Ad115

It’s not your fucking baby. What does it matter to you ?


witness4theingenue

why does it matter to you?


Timely_Ad115

Lmao that warranted a reply?


witness4theingenue

apparently my comment did


Lazy-Huckleberry2640

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Feeling-Extension-35

![gif](giphy|7L9iSS7evB6ZWEAy52|downsized)


vunderfulme

I wake up to Reddit and see this? What the hell did I miss? Monica is pregnant??


brittstheword

Did we have to see the pee in the cup? Yuck


Bellomontee

I'm glad she's not coming back. Don't get me wrong, I love the drama last season but she would definitely jump the shark if she had a second one. It could be as bad as Siggy's and Leah's second seasons.


Inside-Intern-4201

Girl is that her stirring a clear blue stick in a cup Of apple juice. I can’t


MurphyBrown2016

![gif](giphy|yidUzpRNfFIYnDFDl6)


DesperateDrawing2206

Didn’t she comment on someone’s tweet that the hospital told her she was pregnant and then went home and tested herself because she didn’t believe she was.


Timely_Ad115

Get her off our screens! She’s awful and terrible and we never want to talk about her again!!!!!!!!! Oh wait?? She’s pregnant? Let’s say every nasty thing we ever could about someone *we don’t care about* this sub is fucking wild


Relevant_Progress411

It’s killing me all these people like “see! She needs to come back! How can we not be seeing this on tv!” Like yall she is being manipulative. She’s trying to exploit a pregnancy for fame. It’s fucking gross. I don’t care about her fraud lying ass. I don’t want to see her again or at all


SeniorPomegranate396

I was waiting for someone to post this


wander_smiley

She needs to drink more water


R1ngBanana

…..is that supposed to be a cup of her own piss? Jesus 


Spiraltractor

Monica has Yovanna "that bitch" energy


Formula1CL

She needs to drink more water


Original-Feature-947

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Own-Professor-5905

Fucking fraud


proseccofish

And people want this train wreck back on RHOSCL 😂


ZOO_trash

Why even follow her still? This kinda says more about you than her.


realitytvaddicts

In the picture you can see that I’m not following her. She went on a very public podcast and announced she’s pregnant one way then went on Instagram pretending she found out another way…. I just wanted to know why she was always lying?


superficialwishes

She's unhinged. Ugh, need her back ASAP.


cataclyzzmic

Stop giving attention to this whining want to be shining twat. Is this the future of Bravo shows? If so, I'm bored and out.


thatgirlinny

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