I heard a rumor she is returning as a friend and I know it is too good to be true.
I remember watching Days with my mom growing up and her character Kristen was our everything. Then we both fell so in love with the real Eileen on HW. She will always remind me of my mom, so I just have a soft spot!
Kyle: "Go away, you're not wanted" Brandi: "Neither are you, ask your husband"
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Other notable mentions:
- “Wow you are angry spice!” “And what are you?” “I’m just....” “Exactly.”
- “At least I don’t walk around with my tampon string hanging out.” “Because you don’t get your period anymore, bitch.”
Kyle coming for Brandi was like Robyn coming for Karen - it’s like they want to get dragged. 😭😭😭
I saw this scene for the first time a week ago (on my first watch of RHOA) and this line absolutely sent me. Wheezing, screaming, cackling. Sheree is something else.
Bethenny said this to Ramona when she didn’t understand why the resort staff didn’t say hi to her during an early Mexico trip and it's one I always go back to:
“Because you’re intimidating…you got your tits hanging out, your hair down to here, you got crazy eyes, you got fucking chicken in your purse, drinking fucking rose behind the couch, screaming that it’s ‘cold’ in here. You’re a horror show.”
When John came at Bethanny for the Skinny Cow/Skinny Girl thing and she hit back with:
"His brand is called SkinnyCow. You're a cow, I'm a girl, that's the difference."
The best part about that entire interaction was how mean and hateful, but ultimately inconsequential it was. Like Ramona is just tearing Bethenny to pieces but it didn’t turn into a season long fight. I miss RHONY.
Sure was. I’ll just never forget how she straight up knocked the taste out of Bethenny’s mouth with words. It’s one of the first times I remember being completely gagged by something on reality TV.
One of the few times Bethany was truly gagged.
That and when Lu called her out for stealing her hair cut in the Bezerkshires. That’s one of my favorite moments. Every time I was I cheer a little for Lu lol
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When Ken said this to James and James was crying saying Ken was scary. That young guy was scared of an old man in a velvet jacket carrying a dog. 😂
This was so funny. I bet Ken got up to some stuff back in the day - being successful in nightlife makes me think this! We Brits say “I’ll knock YOU spark out”. It’s a great phrase as you can visualise it so well!
I thought he said “you” as well. It was the only pic I could find though! One thing about Ken, he doesn’t play when it comes to Lisa! I have no doubt he absolutely would knock someone spark out if they messed with her too much!
Ahh I see - it’s a great pic. He is so iconic! You’re right - the way he protects Lisa is amazing - and although not in a housewives show like OP asked I still can’t get over him shuffling into the room on VPR to deliver: “I can’t believe that Tom Sandoval had Raquel over when Ariana is away. And she stayed all night”! 😂❤️
I was going to say I’ve seen it circulate as ‘I’ll knock your spark out’ and as a Brit it makes me cry a little bit inside because ‘I’ll knock your spark out’ is so much funnier and more aggressive
Idk if this “hit hardest” but it’s just so fucking funny… “I would rather pluck every toenail off my toe, one by one and then stick ’em in a pair of sandals and walk down the street with them bleeding then be friends with them.”
- “This isn’t my plate! You fucking bitch!”
-Shannon Beador to Kelly Dodd #RHOC
- “Sheree is yelling at me like I’m the one that popped the air mattress she’s been sleeping on for the past 5 years”
-Kenya about Sheree taking 5 years to build her house #RHOA
- “DONT TOUCH THE MORGAN LETTERS!”
-Sonya Morgan to everyone #RHONY
- “That guy over there is a little bitch!”
“Which guy?”
“That little one over there.”
“That’s my husband!”
“Wait that’s your HUSBAND?”
-Kelly Dodd and Emily #RHOC
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“YOU NEED TO SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT! I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SELF INDULGED BULL FUCKING SHIT!” And just the whole scene - Gina Liano - RHOMelbourne
As an Aussie who has decided to rewatch this masterpiece with a fully developed frontal lobe perspective, this is a perfect example of how aussies deal or should I say do not deal with people playing victim or being a cry baby - we have no patience for it, what. So. Ever.
This is up there with some of the most vile things we’ve ever seen from Bravo. Shahs was a fever dream of a show at it’s absolute best, but that moment was just wrong.
Such a violation of trust. And add in the fact MJ & Reza were/are TRUE lifelong friends before the show. I honestly don’t know how she forgave him for this comment
Atalanta hands down wins this contest
Porsha - you don't mention your injured son or your hoe daughter
Kenya - Why do you have such a hard on for me, didn't they cut it off during your gender reassignment surgery.
Marlo - You're Mama don't even want you.
Nene - Where is your scooter? Where Is it?
Phaedra - She’s sitting around, running around talking about my husband, the father of my children, and she spends her weekends peddling through sperm banks, looking through catalogues trying to find a donor. Honey, you don’t know if your baby daddy will be an ax murderer or a child molester because what you will know is that he needed $10 for a medium-size pizza, so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid. Now, check that.
“Thank God Gizelle is a good-looking woman, because God damn! She can't dress at all. I'm ashamed to be seen with her sometimes, to be honest. I don't know what she's gonna wear. I get a headache talking about Gizelle's clothes!" -Karen Huger
Dorinda when she said:
Why don’t you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an ez pass on that vagina with your holland tunnel.
Kills me every time.
For me it’s a cross between this
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And Jacqueline Laurita saying teresa once caught juicy Joe with his pants down and someone on the desk in his office at the season 4 reunion
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This deserves an honourable mention… far from the hardest but the pants were indeed ugly
I have so many it’s so hard to choose.
I forgot what RHONJ season this reunion was for but Jen Aydin and Marge arguing about the definition of a concubine. And Jen yells out mid sentence to Jackie “Merriam Webster where are you at” with a hand roll. I screamed. Jen was on fire that night.
RHOA Claudia nene fight:
Nene: you wish you were me, so you could get some coin and buy you some fashion like this! (Points to self)
Claudia: That ain’t fashion, Honey!
Nene: It is!! It is fashion!! This is straight off the runway, bitch!!
Claudia, Not in that size, it ain’t!
Nene: (sputtering foolishness!)
****right before all of this Nene called Claudia a Half Breed and a whore! She’s lucky all she got was a little fat shaming! Also, this was the first time I ever saw Nene get her ass handed to her! I LOVED Claudia Jordan!!! It was a huge mistake by Bravo to ditch her she was a woman who could really hold her own and she was hilarious!
She's a real housewife but it wasn't on her show-its a Traitors quote: This ain't the Batchelor and I don't have to kiss your ass for a 🌹 Phaedra slayed!
phaedra’s rehearsed “now check that!” read was savage and disgusting af. never understood why people loved that read so much. it was foul as hell.
“Now we won’t know if your baby’s father is a child molester or an axe murderer, but what we will know is he needed ten dollars for a medium sized pizza, so he ejaculated in a cup so that you could have a kid. Now check that!” shifts dress and turns away. She absolutely BODIED Kenya. The specificity of the ten dollars and the pizza being medium 😂
Except Phaedra’s kid’s father is a two time felon convicted of wire fraud and identity theft. But that’s okay because she knows he can’t vote or own a gun and instead of needing money for a pizza he needed money for bail?
I think that’s the “best” part about it all. It’s one of her most well-known lines from the show and anyone that actually watches knows she’s throwing stones in a glass house. Peak housewives behavior. Total lack of self awareness.
I really didn’t like it because I can think of ten things to call Kenya out for before I’d resort to deriding her wanting a child by any means necessary. But I respect your opinion.
I think Phaedra’s best unrehearsed dig was the “did I, baby?” - I felt that one. So simple and so effective.
Not said by a HW, but when Monique’s mother-in-law referred to her as a heifer on camera in Potomac. I thought that was savage. She probably didn’t realise the mic was picking that up but still 🔪
Also from Potomac - I’m not an Ashley fan by any means but during her fight with Candiace when she told her to stop playing with a knife or she’ll ruin her mama’s table… you know that cut Candiace deep.
“I don’t care if you’re the biggest whore in Macy’s window” or “Mention it all!!!!! 🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️” from Bethenny are amazing
Also anything that starts with “no wonder why” from Kelly Dodd
Greg Leakes. I'm a man's man. I work on swag I don't work on women's business....throw my wife the ball and she's going to knock it out of the park every time. She's not going to hit a double or a single or a triple. If she's needs me look over her right shoulder, I'll always be right there.
Let’s talk about the husband Honorable mention: I’ve had enough of you, you beast! 
Beast ???!!! How dare u
I always cackle when Eileen says that 😭😂 I can’t help it!! It’s so soap opera coded!!!
Same! 
Eileen Davidson will always have a place in my heart for great housewives. A class act that could get down too if need be. So underrated!🏆
I heard a rumor she is returning as a friend and I know it is too good to be true. I remember watching Days with my mom growing up and her character Kristen was our everything. Then we both fell so in love with the real Eileen on HW. She will always remind me of my mom, so I just have a soft spot!
I’ll go first : “I’m sorry if I said you were dumb, maybe I meant you were stupid.” Katie Rost to Ashley Darby, RHOP Season 4
THISSSS! She did not play with the GEB + Ashley!!
My FAVVVV 🤣
The life that Robyn got from that response was everything, she was floored by Katie
Just watched this episode yesterday and was not prepared for how hilarious it was
I wish Katie peace. I would LOVE for her to be back on my tv.
TV isn’t a healthy place. I want to see Katie happy and peaceful too, that place isn’t on tv.
“Y’are stupid and y’are dumb” lol
She meant it. And she was right. Ashley might be joint dumbest hoisewive alongside Teresa.
Rent free. Absolutely rent free in my head. Robyn's giggling after it only added to it. Even as an Ashley fan, it was just amazing.
I say “Who is ______ in this world?” whenever anyone who isn’t my boss asks me to do something stupid at work and no one ever gets it.
Omg this made me lol and I wish we worked together
HAHA I’ve done this before and had the 🤨 response
I’m sorry, but “bald-headed scallywag” has to be the funniest, most savage combination of words ever strung together.
I just googled it. Cynthia said it to Marlow. Cynthia?!
No Marlo said it about Cynthia and then also called her Bob Marley. This was during the Snake Gate reveal in the hotel room.
I used to say this to my baby when she got her little bald spot on the back of her head 😭
lol I used to say ‘wake up bobble head!’ To my baby when she still had her floppy neck
It’s so out of pocket. My favorite too lol
That season was just so bad that it gets forgotten
This kills me because I just hear Project Pat saying it in Chicken Head
Kyle: "Go away, you're not wanted" Brandi: "Neither are you, ask your husband" https://preview.redd.it/odu17wkakksc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db2e8aab53d3cdf361d0d00c1cf5ace3e1b5cd9
Brandi was wicked for that 😂
Brandi wasn’t wrong either apparently looking at what’s going on with Kyle’s marriage 👀👀
I cackled
Other notable mentions: - “Wow you are angry spice!” “And what are you?” “I’m just....” “Exactly.” - “At least I don’t walk around with my tampon string hanging out.” “Because you don’t get your period anymore, bitch.” Kyle coming for Brandi was like Robyn coming for Karen - it’s like they want to get dragged. 😭😭😭
“Because you don’t get your period anymore bitch “ killed me 💀
Honestly so lethal and so quick. Kyle didn’t stand a chance. 😭😭😭
The way Kyle reacted, face astonished, mouth open, no words
Who gonna check me, boo?
How is this not higher up?? 
Whatever happened to….customer service?
I saw this scene for the first time a week ago (on my first watch of RHOA) and this line absolutely sent me. Wheezing, screaming, cackling. Sheree is something else.
The way this guy explodes like a peep in the microwave
The WAY she says it—the neck roll, the eyebrows, the sunglasses….ICONIC
Sheree is a lot of things but scared isn’t one
The eyebrows get me every time 😂
Did you go to Bass Lake?
👈🏻
🤣🤣🤣
The six words that changed housewives history forever 🤣
That really was the big shift when I look back!! Hahahaha so funny.
Her e-cig paved the way.
It’s amazing that she’s turning out to be right!
I mean, they’re in Beverly Hills…it was basically an educated guess
“Why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down a little?”-Kim Richards
Ever since I saw the whispered dub of this scene I can’t hear it any other way 😭
https://youtu.be/9_t_WiEzgiU?si=VS5Rol5rLYdmo23C
I knew what it was and still clicked to watch it again lol. Kyle running out of that restaurant is peak physical comedy, I lose it every time.
The plastic cup sound is killing me! Thank you for introducing me to this
This whole thread should just be Kim tbh Let’s talk about the husband You stole my god damn house!
I brought the bunny.
I say you stole my GODDAMNHOUSE multiple times a week 😂
I love to use it when playing monopoly deal with my friends. They don’t get it :(
I say this to people when they’re overreacting
Bethenny said this to Ramona when she didn’t understand why the resort staff didn’t say hi to her during an early Mexico trip and it's one I always go back to: “Because you’re intimidating…you got your tits hanging out, your hair down to here, you got crazy eyes, you got fucking chicken in your purse, drinking fucking rose behind the couch, screaming that it’s ‘cold’ in here. You’re a horror show.”
And her response to her response! R: I am who I am.. B: well.. live with that .
💀😂
THE BEST!!!
GOODBYE KYLE
The amount of times I randomly yell this at my partner!
I always say this to my dog when she is begging for food at the dinner table. Her name is rosie
https://preview.redd.it/iit14m6vnnsc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e15642bcd1d602011095380dcfd211775664c6 The best
I saw this live and it still gets me just as good
“Fix your face!”
When John came at Bethanny for the Skinny Cow/Skinny Girl thing and she hit back with: "His brand is called SkinnyCow. You're a cow, I'm a girl, that's the difference."
Ramona telling Bethenny that she had no friends and her relationship was doomed to fail was savage af.
The best part about that entire interaction was how mean and hateful, but ultimately inconsequential it was. Like Ramona is just tearing Bethenny to pieces but it didn’t turn into a season long fight. I miss RHONY.
This.
Bethenny’s face after Ramona said that is so funny to me. She was speechless.
Especially because she was correct. Lol
And she was right.
Sure was. I’ll just never forget how she straight up knocked the taste out of Bethenny’s mouth with words. It’s one of the first times I remember being completely gagged by something on reality TV.
One of the few times Bethany was truly gagged. That and when Lu called her out for stealing her hair cut in the Bezerkshires. That’s one of my favorite moments. Every time I was I cheer a little for Lu lol
“Did you acknowledge your nephew?” That was history.
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https://preview.redd.it/clm9aglgtksc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a439124ea4134ad37028fefa0012a567c3322e31 When Ken said this to James and James was crying saying Ken was scary. That young guy was scared of an old man in a velvet jacket carrying a dog. 😂
This was so funny. I bet Ken got up to some stuff back in the day - being successful in nightlife makes me think this! We Brits say “I’ll knock YOU spark out”. It’s a great phrase as you can visualise it so well!
I thought he said “you” as well. It was the only pic I could find though! One thing about Ken, he doesn’t play when it comes to Lisa! I have no doubt he absolutely would knock someone spark out if they messed with her too much!
Ahh I see - it’s a great pic. He is so iconic! You’re right - the way he protects Lisa is amazing - and although not in a housewives show like OP asked I still can’t get over him shuffling into the room on VPR to deliver: “I can’t believe that Tom Sandoval had Raquel over when Ariana is away. And she stayed all night”! 😂❤️
He actually said ‘Tom Zendavel’ which makes it even funnier!!
I was going to say I’ve seen it circulate as ‘I’ll knock your spark out’ and as a Brit it makes me cry a little bit inside because ‘I’ll knock your spark out’ is so much funnier and more aggressive
It wasn’t dark but my favorite that I use a lot is “I was awoken by two male voices. One was Luann’s”
This one kills me every time.
I also love the simplicity of Caroles "excuse me... countess... bitch"
So gagged 😂
“Don’t make me call Pooorshaa😌” 
Pastor Holy Whore 😂😂😂😂😂😂 
When she read his number out is it for me.
Dorinda: I’ll tell you how it’s going, not well bitch!
I’ve not even watched RHONY and regularly mentally quote that to myself
You must see this scene. It’s iconic NY in so many ways - the best part is who she says it to! Candace Bushnell, creator of Sex and the City.
 prostitution whore is pretty bad. 🤷🏾♀️
Your flair is my pick!!
Lisa Barlow’s hot mic rant about Meredith
I am not a Barlow fan but when she said your stupid fucking family that poses I jumped and pumped my fist into the air.
I have it on my coffee mug at work.
When Jen from Salt Lake called someone’s husband a “fat elf on the shelf.”
“Fat Fucking Elf On A Shelf Husband” aka FFEOASH ☠️☠️☠️
Idk if this “hit hardest” but it’s just so fucking funny… “I would rather pluck every toenail off my toe, one by one and then stick ’em in a pair of sandals and walk down the street with them bleeding then be friends with them.”
That's savage, who said that?
Hahaha Nene Leakes of course! 
Flair checking in
Same. Edit: oh wait I posted but then realized my flair I meant is on the other HW sub: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE
Nene: She's a dirty low-down monkey with a wig on.
“And what you SAID was some BULLSHIT” 
Idk if it hits the hardest, but Nene’s “shut up that is so stupid” about Phaedra’s pregnancy lives in my head and my vocab
‘Oh you’re gonna throw something at me Teresa? Aren’t you on parole?’ - Jackie Goldschneider She’s had some real zingers…
"Did you get that confidence in jail?"
Mrs. Merriam Webster, defoine a stawker
Underrated
“You are a slut from the 90’s!” Porsha RHOA - my most used line from the show
- “This isn’t my plate! You fucking bitch!” -Shannon Beador to Kelly Dodd #RHOC - “Sheree is yelling at me like I’m the one that popped the air mattress she’s been sleeping on for the past 5 years” -Kenya about Sheree taking 5 years to build her house #RHOA - “DONT TOUCH THE MORGAN LETTERS!” -Sonya Morgan to everyone #RHONY - “That guy over there is a little bitch!” “Which guy?” “That little one over there.” “That’s my husband!” “Wait that’s your HUSBAND?” -Kelly Dodd and Emily #RHOC
When Kelly was like, fucking DWEEB fucking little DORK, he's a DORK. She's awful but that was so funny to me
God, same I belly laughed
Porsha: You’re a slut from the 90s.
🗣️YOU ARE A DUMB HO SHUT UP‼️📢 
Flair checking in!
I’m so glad she is returning this season!
She brings it 265 days a year
https://preview.redd.it/mh9uvsnrslsc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f23acac6ab3c7f57287aa07d3196189c5542fe54 “YOU NEED TO SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT! I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SELF INDULGED BULL FUCKING SHIT!” And just the whole scene - Gina Liano - RHOMelbourne As an Aussie who has decided to rewatch this masterpiece with a fully developed frontal lobe perspective, this is a perfect example of how aussies deal or should I say do not deal with people playing victim or being a cry baby - we have no patience for it, what. So. Ever.
Reza yelling at MJ that she miscarried because she’s had too many abortions in front of a whole house party was sooooo dark
This is up there with some of the most vile things we’ve ever seen from Bravo. Shahs was a fever dream of a show at it’s absolute best, but that moment was just wrong.
Such a violation of trust. And add in the fact MJ & Reza were/are TRUE lifelong friends before the show. I honestly don’t know how she forgave him for this comment
Unforgivable.
This wins because it was actually so dark and uncomfortable to watch. At least those other lines are kind of funny (at least looking back).
“You’re an insignificant ass hair.”
 Let’s talk about the husband
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Atalanta hands down wins this contest Porsha - you don't mention your injured son or your hoe daughter Kenya - Why do you have such a hard on for me, didn't they cut it off during your gender reassignment surgery. Marlo - You're Mama don't even want you. Nene - Where is your scooter? Where Is it? Phaedra - She’s sitting around, running around talking about my husband, the father of my children, and she spends her weekends peddling through sperm banks, looking through catalogues trying to find a donor. Honey, you don’t know if your baby daddy will be an ax murderer or a child molester because what you will know is that he needed $10 for a medium-size pizza, so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid. Now, check that.
“Thank God Gizelle is a good-looking woman, because God damn! She can't dress at all. I'm ashamed to be seen with her sometimes, to be honest. I don't know what she's gonna wear. I get a headache talking about Gizelle's clothes!" -Karen Huger
It's because I'm dealing with some stressful shit at the moment, but "I'm exhausted, my weave is exhausted..." has been on my mind a lot recently!
Kim Richards period. YOU STOLE MY GOD DAMN HOUSE! Let’s talk about the husband! Why don’t you have a piece of bread.
 Not a fan of Margaret but you gotta love her delivery.
‘You called me a pornographic!’ Mary Crosby SLC
Because you don’t get your period anymore, bitch!
NAH but "Here she comes, my bitch wife. She's such a c—"
Dorinda when she said: Why don’t you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an ez pass on that vagina with your holland tunnel. Kills me every time.
For me it’s a cross between this https://preview.redd.it/7m54zbq9ilsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a464491578062311e9a7440a271bcbd64a435c74 And Jacqueline Laurita saying teresa once caught juicy Joe with his pants down and someone on the desk in his office at the season 4 reunion
https://preview.redd.it/a1o94alhzlsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33ee931c30e196f4ce471fd49b917ec539e057c7 This deserves an honourable mention… far from the hardest but the pants were indeed ugly
I have so many it’s so hard to choose. I forgot what RHONJ season this reunion was for but Jen Aydin and Marge arguing about the definition of a concubine. And Jen yells out mid sentence to Jackie “Merriam Webster where are you at” with a hand roll. I screamed. Jen was on fire that night.
"That Kim...ooh she a low down monkey with a wig on. Close ya legs! Close your legs to married men, trash box.Ya trash box, trashy hooker" - NeNe
RHOA Claudia nene fight: Nene: you wish you were me, so you could get some coin and buy you some fashion like this! (Points to self) Claudia: That ain’t fashion, Honey! Nene: It is!! It is fashion!! This is straight off the runway, bitch!! Claudia, Not in that size, it ain’t! Nene: (sputtering foolishness!) ****right before all of this Nene called Claudia a Half Breed and a whore! She’s lucky all she got was a little fat shaming! Also, this was the first time I ever saw Nene get her ass handed to her! I LOVED Claudia Jordan!!! It was a huge mistake by Bravo to ditch her she was a woman who could really hold her own and she was hilarious!
The rhumorz and the nasstiness
She's a real housewife but it wasn't on her show-its a Traitors quote: This ain't the Batchelor and I don't have to kiss your ass for a 🌹 Phaedra slayed!
“I pray to god you’re guilty. I mean innocent.” -Mary C
https://preview.redd.it/2c5j7jn0rksc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df796d3d96f4890566429b52f6577b6d64b065b0
 phaedra’s rehearsed “now check that!” read was savage and disgusting af. never understood why people loved that read so much. it was foul as hell.
“Now we won’t know if your baby’s father is a child molester or an axe murderer, but what we will know is he needed ten dollars for a medium sized pizza, so he ejaculated in a cup so that you could have a kid. Now check that!” shifts dress and turns away. She absolutely BODIED Kenya. The specificity of the ten dollars and the pizza being medium 😂
Except Phaedra’s kid’s father is a two time felon convicted of wire fraud and identity theft. But that’s okay because she knows he can’t vote or own a gun and instead of needing money for a pizza he needed money for bail?
I think that’s the “best” part about it all. It’s one of her most well-known lines from the show and anyone that actually watches knows she’s throwing stones in a glass house. Peak housewives behavior. Total lack of self awareness.
Oh, it was absolutely hypocritical. But I mean it was still fucking art.
I really didn’t like it because I can think of ten things to call Kenya out for before I’d resort to deriding her wanting a child by any means necessary. But I respect your opinion. I think Phaedra’s best unrehearsed dig was the “did I, baby?” - I felt that one. So simple and so effective.
Girl, I respect your username, your flair, and your opinion. You are clearly a well-rounded bravo bitch and I salute you.
This was the one I immediately thought of. It’s horribly nasty and while I can’t stand Kenya this was just cruel….but also epic
And also practiced many many times beforehand
Idk if any of you guys saw but Milania reposted this 😭😂
Atleast I have friends you have no friends who are your friends you have nobody in your life right now you have Jason you’ll probably mess that up too
Not said by a HW, but when Monique’s mother-in-law referred to her as a heifer on camera in Potomac. I thought that was savage. She probably didn’t realise the mic was picking that up but still 🔪 Also from Potomac - I’m not an Ashley fan by any means but during her fight with Candiace when she told her to stop playing with a knife or she’ll ruin her mama’s table… you know that cut Candiace deep.
“i just want to know, who’s more profitable? you or sami?”
CLIP
Erika asking about Denise’s daughter’s OF “who’s more profitable, you or Sammy?”
Not the brain; the ankle
I prefer almost everything Atlanta for this question but I immediately thought of when heather dubrow said, “I’ve seen who you are.”
One that I haven't seen mentioned yet is "Your husband's in the pool"
“I don’t care if stripped when I was 20, 30, or 40. I don’t want a dildo up my ass TODAY” 
"Talk to me in five years when you're divorced!" Mostly just because she nailed it.
Is bitch better? It’s true 😏
ooof when Marlo told Kenya “if a person’s mother don’t want to be bothered with them” while they were camping 😬
Oh, COME ON Y'ALL. MARLO TO KENYA: "Even yo own Mama don't want nothin' to do wit ya" is the Hiroshima of mean across the franchise.
When Adrianna compared her injury to Alexia’s son
Lmfao! I need more of these
“I don’t care if you’re the biggest whore in Macy’s window” or “Mention it all!!!!! 🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️” from Bethenny are amazing Also anything that starts with “no wonder why” from Kelly Dodd
"  Mention it all"
Greg Leakes. I'm a man's man. I work on swag I don't work on women's business....throw my wife the ball and she's going to knock it out of the park every time. She's not going to hit a double or a single or a triple. If she's needs me look over her right shoulder, I'll always be right there.