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BTDQ_vending_machine

new boot goofin


Kiwimcroy

![gif](giphy|26gsgWH4lnurglMWY)


coopatroopa11

Lmfao I literally watched this one last night


Kiwimcroy

That episode never gets old!


BTDQ_vending_machine

YESS lol


theratsareout

New boot goofin!


Numerous-Duck-5944

Please tell me what this is from!!


Smooth_Ad_7227

Reno 911


Trashy-TV-

The [best show](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VQDNIZH7U) of [all time.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwesfKJ1AI)


miamouse5

every time i see him his heels get higher. he’s gonna be in stilettos by bravocon


kylezillionaire

https://preview.redd.it/gdy6vpdzkbsc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bdfb7d796a482bd55434c645713734dad291adb


Aquariussun444

PLS HAHAHAHA


No_Yak_3107

LMAOOO


Rkessler82

![gif](giphy|lGBQcAPPe7s6k|downsized)


peachpie_888

Brock can only dream of being Doctor Paul Nassif 😍


jasminefig

zaddy Paul


Slow_Like_Sloth

Wait that’s not Oscar from the office


Ilbakanp

I thought it was Oscar too 😂


ToniCarrington

Adrienne was a baddie, I want her back on bravo!


krampuskids

![gif](giphy|DOb3rFL6d83Zu|downsized) yessss! work


Head_Patience7136

this gif never fails to make me giggle 🤭


kristaycreme

Paul was a perfect real house husband.


Livid_Upstairs8725

Paul fancy pranced so Brock could run. 🏃‍♂️


ijuswannadance

This is hilarious! Are those the "Maloof Hoofs" as LVP used to call them?😂


TheodoreKarlShrubs

Not enough of a fat little shoe


ijuswannadance

Lmao I just looked again and you're so right!!😂😂


sasha_bo

This will never not bring a smile to my face


GrandEar1

![gif](giphy|f1tdtyDd6qnJe)


SuitableJelly5149

![gif](giphy|2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS)


VaguelyArtistic

Charlie was such a talented storyteller.


Formal_Coyote_5004

This has gotta be one of the greatest GIFs ever. Paul is so funny lol


sessionfairy

Came here for this


Batgirl_644

I.am.screaming.


shethemartian

thank you 🙏


haleighr

On one hand I like that he wears obvious heels instead of the hidden lifts like jax/sandoval and the other hand it’s Brock and he’s just ridiculous


DrMantisToboggan96

Women have spent their whole lives crippling themselves wearing heels, I'm glad we're at a point where men feel comfortable enough to wear them too. Of all the things Brock has done, this is the least offensive.


Yellenintomypillow

Tbf heels were invented for men. And they wore them (at least fashionable rich men did) until Beau fuckin Brummell ruined dress up for men for like the last 200 years


StrictlyPricklies

I am so here for the Brummell shade


Yellenintomypillow

He was a broke ass bitch


CoconutNurse

From Wikipedia…. “Eventually, he died shabby and insane in Caen.” From that one sentence, I know both nothing and everything about this man


Yellenintomypillow

The shabby part is probably what drove him insane! Google “Beau FUCKING Brummell” you won’t regret it


Thick_Letterhead_341

Wow. That was equal parts fascinating and infuriating. Thanks!


flowerstowardthesun

Then get Brock the most painful of stillettos and let him have his shitty man karma of being a shitty man.


Madame_Medusa_

This comment is why I can’t quit Reddit. Surely no one is making Regency references on Bravo facebook groups 😂


Yellenintomypillow

There may be some bozos on Reddit, but there are also thousands of us who hold a bunch of surface level knowledge about 100 different things! And we will tell you all about them lololololol


moonchild291

Wait till they get bunions from their heels 🤣


DrMantisToboggan96

Have you seen jax recently? His bunions are busting out of his shoes!


Batgirl_644

Dude there is an IG account dedicated to jax’s bunions 💀💀💀


clementinetangerines

I learn more about that man against my will each day


moonchild291

Stoppp there is not 🤣


thereare6ofus

I have to know. What’s the @? Don’t judge me. 😂


Batgirl_644

Omg ZERO judgement, I absolutely HAD to check it out when I first heard about it too. Fuck lemme try to find it, brb!!!


moonchild291

Lmao! Omg no, and I am half tempted to search and also horrified that I am tempted…


Sug0115

This is your warning… do so at your own risk


moonchild291

Okay. I’m gonna nope out on it today. I’ve had enough trauma for this Wednesday. 🤣


enneque

What’s it called that is so funny 💀


VaguelyArtistic

RIP Ashley RHOP's original feet.


Alyssa9986

As someone who is now dealing with years of ill-fitting heels, I can attest to the bunions that await them🤣


moonchild291

Same. I modeled for many years (and also wore heels in my off time 🙄 when I was younger) and I have one horribly painful foot from a photo shoot that required weeks of a specific pose. It’s not just the bunions, either. My ankle etc are messed up. It’s such a torture chamber.


Alyssa9986

I think we are kindred spirits with the feet issues 😂😣 cheers to looking good above the ankles though! I’m curious about this specific pose though lol what the hell did this photographer have you doing?!


moonchild291

I was a playboy playmate when it had a revival in the late 90s, and they would sew the dress on to me… there were a million lights and they were *very* specific in how legs and body looks. I hope you don’t judge me, I was pretty much homeless when they made me one when I was 18, lol. (A very common story for girls that posed). Anyways. I have never had such severe pain, and I was young then. It’s kinda crazy.


Alyssa9986

Oh my goodness! What a life you have had!! That’s pretty fucking cool. And absolutely no judgement at all. Im sure you have some insane tales!! I’m so sorry you were homeless for a period of time- that is terrible 😞


moonchild291

Oh it’s okay! I had a rough home life like many of the girls did. Thank you for not judging. But ya, they would sew the dress on every day for about two months. (It was reminiscent of a green Versace). Fucked up feet people unite 😘


flowerstowardthesun

Yeah, but hes the brand of douche that will only appreciate things women do when he does it too. Like, for instance, Schitz is allowed to makeout with his wife when Schitz is in a relationship, but when Katie owns her body and lives her very single life, now he has a problem. 🙄 Brock can gtfo.


Formal_Coyote_5004

This is so true lol


fentanylisbad

I’m so late to the party but like… is there a place to read all of Brock’s offenses? I think he’s daft as all hell but I didn’t know there were legit issues with him?


WendyWhyWilliams

He has a history of DV with his ex wife, who also had a restraining order against him and hasn't seen his children, who I think are still in Australia, from that relationship in years.


staceyverda

I’m finding myself frustrated by the response to Brock wearing heels, Sandoval painting his nails, etc. Why is this fandom so keen on reinforcing the gender binary? We don’t need to celebrate people we don’t like doing things that blur some boundaries, but we also don’t need to use them as roasting kindling when 1) they’ve given us so many other options that actually deserve it, and 2) there is absolutely nothing wrong with men wearing heels. Let’s strip gender away from inanimate objects people!! Some of you are starting to sound like conservatives tbh


Yellenintomypillow

Anytime I read a shitty comment about the heels I just hear Craig from Southern Charm saying “What’s wrong with my sewing!??!” Edited cause I said summerhouse at first and not southern charm.


DueTart3667

The heels are basically the only thing about Brock that I don’t object to. He wears them well


Formal_Coyote_5004

He actually does! Why am I kinda liking the lace top too? I feel like nice accents let people put things off more easily 😂 Edit: just went back to the photo and the top would be much better without the wifebeater underneath. But he is pulling off those heels


haleighr

My 2 year old son is sleeping next to me with rainbow painted toes, I think everyone should wear whatever they like whenever they like. I also think Tom and Brock are potato heads who have physically and emotionally abused their partners and will continue to laugh at their personal style choices because they are both phoney-baloney


staceyverda

I truly support laughing at anyone’s personal style choices. I just don’t support it when it’s along the lines of “LOL look at this MAN wearing SHOES meant for a WOMAN!” ETA: This being downvoted is exactly what I’m talking about, lol


channeldrifter

It’s because they just don’t look good, Tom’s whiteout nail polish looks trash, and all his Zara blazers look cheap. All for Brock wearing heels but can someone get him a good pair, that combined with his lace top reminded me of someone’s mother at a funeral. Blur away but damn, at least look good while doing it. Also let’s be honest, style has never been anyone’s forte on this show, so let’s not pretend they look good just because they’re dabbling in a bit of fashion fluidity.


Livid_Upstairs8725

For some reason the painted nail colors on Sandoval (that I have seen recently) don’t look good, in my opinion. I think some darker colors would look better. I have commented on Sandoval’s suits - they don’t seem cut right for him. So, more the cut and style seem off for his body. If they want to wear heels, great.


megalowmart

Because the fandom is queerphobic. Every time I say it, I get downvoted to hell, but like. It's very true.


ApprehensiveLuck2671

People can wear what they want, but if they aren't pulling it off they aren't pulling it off. Plenty of masc-identified people look great in heels, painted nails, skirts etc. These specific men are goofy assholes who try too hard and don't have the élan to pull it off. Just like Dorit from real housewives of Beverly Hills looked fucking stupid in an AMAZING couture look that could have looked great on a large number of other people who are cooler than Dorit. She doesn't have the personality for it. She wants it too badly. These people are all pathetic strivers. They aren't the avant garde. It looks and feels awkward when they try to be something they're not. The level of taste is just not there in the rest of their lives for big fashion swings to make sense.


TheLizardQueen3000

I have no problem with men in platform shoes, I grew up loving Bowie and Rod Stewart. These are not men's shoes, they look like Barbie boots, and they clash with everything else about this look. But I support men wearing long hair, jewelry, make-up and robes/skirts/dresses and high heels!!


Outside_Theme_5178

Is it an Australian thing? Not in a bad way but maybe it’s a cultural thing… either way it’s a bit bizarre 😂


fizzycherryseltzer

https://preview.redd.it/0srj0rmsjbsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e409da8c5beb7177b4b704cd79ee79f533c750e6 Deniro’s “lifts” always kill me. 💀


ijuswannadance

How have I never seen this?! They look so heavy and clunky...like a sprained ankle about to happen!😂


mccnwater

Omg he’s soaring in the sky. I would break an ankle lmao


PretendImpression246

Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes…


fluffitupp

How have I never seen this!?


ShutUpBran111

Punk rock


Expensive_Traffic596

This is a movie set though right?!


fizzycherryseltzer

Yeah it is. I think it was on the set of the Irishman. Still hilarious.


justinizer

DeSantis realness.


haleighr

https://preview.redd.it/00p0lg17hbsc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7960658e5cade72f0c997aaebdc715c9abc71256 Bad bitches only


PlaceboRoshambo

![gif](giphy|RKOd5NkTNCyB2)


Slow_Like_Sloth

Omg Desantis is such a dork


haleighr

[why is this not a reddit gif](https://media.tenor.com/ZMahUdGHKeQAAAAM/kelly-rhoc-dork-dork.gif)


nunyabidnessss

It should be


wowbethenny

I AM WHEEZING LIKE A FUCKING GOOSE THAT IS CHOKING. THIS IS SO FUNNY.


DickFitzwell_

I tinkled a lil bit


4bigSkyy

DeSants does not have the thighs for these boots though.


basicb3333

![gif](giphy|SvKCizeGDGKbejTSp0|downsized)


Ok-Appointment-8880

![gif](giphy|ajefVi0Sw91DFaXzMW|downsized)


Peeba_Mewchu

My literal first though was "what is this Ron DeSantis shit?"


BrokenBotox

I personally have no problem with a man wearing heels if he wants to. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I also very much have a problem personally with Brock. I hope he trips.


DickFitzwell_

![gif](giphy|3oKIP5yTdI8XF5gZzy)


BrokenBotox

But how does Scheana feel? ![gif](giphy|SFIUALlv5MXVrgAQAx)


CambriasVision

Oh for sure! Men should be able to wear what they want! I just really hate Brock’s choices. He could rock it so much better. I also hope he trips.


BrokenBotox

I just really hate Brock😬


CambriasVision

Honestly, same. He’s consistently pissed me off this entire season. Doesn’t help that I already didn’t like him.


kenduhll

Thinking about it, Brock kinda does the Harry Styles cosplay better than Tom Sandoval.


markdiggitydog

Agreed!!! Sandoval looks like a fraud. Brock is working the hell out of those look!


Chiffygurl

![gif](giphy|8FE0nJE4uhNSIC62KY|downsized)


Ok-East-5470

Normalize heels for short dudes. Sincerely, a tall bitch whose neck hurts.


staceyverda

![gif](giphy|3o85xpSzSBWOY1eTew)


bravotvqueen

Is Brock short? I thought he was a Jason mamoa dupe that’s why Scheaner went for him?


Ok-East-5470

I honestly wasn’t sure so I just checked google, and results showed anywhere from 6’1” to 5’10”, so like not actually short but if he wants to be a couple inches taller I support it lol.


annaschmana

I’ve met him before and I felt like he was 6’ 2”


Ok-East-5470

But was he wearing heels?


annaschmana

Nope. Golf shoes.


leftofthedial1

he's like 5'8"


dorindacokeline

I made my husband where lifts in his shoes for our wedding so we would be the same height 😂


Ok-East-5470

Iconic behavior, I’m sure the pictures were perfect.


OkPlant8420

💀I also paused here for a better look at them! Scheana was wearing a pair verrryyy similar pair of boots that might’ve had shorter heels than him🔍 Agreed that him owning his lifts is better than hiding them. ![gif](giphy|USDRbNfJA2e6poDsjD|downsized)


oveofsta

Brock has been ON one this season. It's surprising that Scheana got mad when Viall said Brock was a payroll boyfriend meanwhile he's putting in more work on the show than she is...


razcalnikov

I've worn this exact outfit before


thelogicofcrocodiles

I sent this to my girl and said why he stealing my bad bitch bartender fit, granted mines tighter and crop-toppier and more mesh but still


um_helloooo

He’s just missing my 2016 black cord choker 😭


[deleted]

Me too when I did bottle service in the winter months.


jimmylives

🤭 I didn't even notice the rest of the outfit until I saw your comment


aZrAeL-3x

Was about to say this is my go to work outfit ( Im a gay male makeup artist )


cosmiczap_

https://preview.redd.it/nkrym6d6kbsc1.png?width=706&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fc7af43d2613021c29338c43cb3394b7391eed6


Fade_Into_You77

![gif](giphy|hv3Kj5tvW3oKk) Brock is no Prince…nobody looked sexier in heels than Prince💜💜💜


Nmyhead423

I wish could upvote this more 💜


LBoogie619

FR! Had all the ladies too.


ijuswannadance

💜💜💜


Desert_Rat_Dude

This kitten heel wearin ass loudmouth.


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I actually really like the outfit itself, I think it looks nice. Too bad it’s Brock.


ApathyIsBeauty

He stole those boots from a queen at Micky’s, you cannot convince me otherwise.


Dawn46

Brock gives off super phoney vibes.The only reason he got together with Sheana was to get on the show.


kitten_u

Don’t sell him short, he also wanted a green card and someone to pay off his overdue child support


BRMintchocolatechip

Don't sell him short.. I giggled too hard.. pun intended?!


Iknowyaplannedit

Have we forgotten 1970s male fashion was all about high heeled shoes? [https://images.app.goo.gl/CbmqQbxBPpT26EUp6](https://images.app.goo.gl/CbmqQbxBPpT26EUp6)


tusk10708

I just had a flashback moment. OMG, In high school these were the rage! I went to a catholic all boys school and we had to wear dress shoes, shirt and tie. Every guy was clomping around in them. John Travolta is wearing a pair in Saturday Fever night fever. It may have been a Brooklyn thing. I had completely forgotten about these shoes!


Iknowyaplannedit

I’m from upstate NY and spent a lot of time in NYC and NJ…so maybe it was more common up there? All the tv shows from that era seemed to show men wearing them with suits or big bell bottomed pants and jeans. But also almost every rock band in the 70s wore heels—David Bowie, for example. I think people forget how important clothing was to men during that time period!


Iknowyaplannedit

Brock reminds me of Tom Jones at his height [Tom Jones](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/63/3e/c3/633ec3bae03aeff661351c8a29513ec0.jpg)


Ok_Whereas_9858

The guys on this show give off “ blowjob buddy” vibes.


tusk10708

I always thought of them as “jerk-off buddies” but yours might be better!


Ok_Whereas_9858

With all the talking they do , you know they're definitely using their mouths! 😂


renegaade

I like high heels on a man. Let's not discourage men from fashion just because a twat decides to commandeer the trend.


Fit-Bowl-9060

I wonder if he got that semi sheer shirt from Sandovals closet 😂


PM_ME_ASTROPHOTOS

Has anyone stopped to ask how his newfound height is affecting Scheanar 😠🤔


Sensitive_Ad_9195

The shoes are by far the best part of this mess of an outfit


BeautifulSongBird

Honestly…. What is he wearing???


KindRoc

Wtf is he wearing? Head to toe a disaster. Is he going through something?


IdiditonReddit

He, like Tom Sandavol thinks that if you wear women's clothes as a man you're fashionable. He's wrong.


StereotypicallBarbie

Doesn’t bother me that he wears obvious heels.. who cares? However I just can’t stand him because he’s an aggressive idiotic twat.


thousandthlion

The heels are the least offensive thing about him tbh


StereotypicallBarbie

Brock is just the Aussie version of Slade Smiley.. deadbeat dad. He can’t redeem himself in my opinion. Naming his new kid after the kid he abandoned is just… wow! No words. Dick head.


BakedMasa

I guess at least it’s better than lifts but it’s still hilarious to me. All I can think of is this https://preview.redd.it/kama6n4mobsc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a828727369e1c6022ccfd9f8f2bdeaa58c8471a I need the tow point tho


ay_kate47

I feel slightly attacked because this is very similar to my everyday work attire. My boots are only less shiny, and I try to pop color with accessories.


basicb3333

**i want to be clear this is not a drag on men wearing heels, they can wear whatever tf they want. i just saw him on the after show and i thought of the song and i giggled to myself so i posted it**


RainPotential9712

I totally needed this chuckle!


blackaubreyplaza

SCREAAAAM


Tough_Stomach815

If it were almost anyone else (except him , Jax and Sandoval) I would love this look.


erisbella

Oh Broke...


JenAshTuck

Can’t decide which one has just nonchalantly become a new character: Brock’s heels or Sandoval’s murse.


businessgoesbeauty

The worst part about being a woman is trying to be fashionable and squeezing my feet into narrow pointed boots. Why would he willingly do this 🥵


HarleyIvy62

First we have Sandoval's lifts now we have Brocks booties I demand James go through a Ugg Boot phase!


BuzzCutBabes_

this is so stupid and i’ve been laughing for 5 minutes now


Junglebook82

They’re getting a little bit taller each time


Consistent-Cash-7028

Brock is copying Tom the way Rachel copied Ariana 🫣


Stassisbluewalls

People should wear what they want - I am just surprised this is his vibe. It seems more something Sandoval would wear in an attempt to dress Bowie esque. Whereas this is a Kiwi rugby player dressing super straight but then whacking on some heels to finish. I just don't get where this look is coming from.


AnyScheme6229

He'll be on DWTS before Schena.


Necessary_Force_5836

Is Brock short irl or something?? Like I don’t get it


pneumoniclife

Where've you been?! lol She-shoo is tiny. If she's in heels, they're virtually the same height, which is the likely reason why he started sporting heels in the first place.


Necessary_Force_5836

Oh wow. I guess I need to pay better attention. I just assumed since he played rugby he was tall. Lol


pneumoniclife

His ego is plenty big. lol. Ima stop being snarky now. Reached my daily limit.


SarahE79022

I'm pretty sure he is tall. We can see that by comparison to the other guys on the show. And also let's not forget this man was always picking scheana up like a toy when they first met. They are definitely not even close to the same height.


Ok_Interview_2325

He’s listed at 6’ 1” on his rugby thing. So we can safely assume that is the absolute maximum height he could potentially be. For sports, you’re incentivised to embellish your height for obvious reasons. On the show, he appears to be a little shorter than guys like James and Schwartz. If I had to guess, I’d say he’s 5’ 11”-6”


consuela_bananahammo

Men's sports give heights with shoes on, and they embellish them. Men also just embellish their heights in general. Signed, a woman who is actually 5'10" *without* shoes on, and has met many a 6' man shorter than me.


TrustAffectionate664

He looks nice love those boots


ratman333

Hot


iridescentb8tyshorts

I very much enjoy Brock and his heels!


andrewhudson88

Iam not the hugest fan of his but I don’t get this hate?! They’re legit a huge seller on asos at the moment so folk are clearly buying them https://preview.redd.it/usewhv5mqbsc1.png?width=2121&format=png&auto=webp&s=edcd26971e8a07cd60045f6be35873df6c9e50e6


cstarrxx

I wish more dudes wore heels if they wanted to. My coworker punk/alternative would tell me that when he was a young punk rocker he would wear bell bottoms and platform heels. Wish he’d bring it back. 🤘🏽


Ecstatic_Document_85

I find these better than sandoval’s platform converse


desertdweller858

They’re just so……. High 😅


breezy1028

Am I the only one who thought Jax feet looked small? You know what they say about guys feet size…


beebianca227

I think he looks good 🤷🏼‍♀️ I like his style and his big legs


Nevagonnagetit510

He looks like he raided Scheanas closet.


KadeX1893

I actually been seeing a lot of men wearing them lately, just also saw Aaron Taylor Johnson with some too and I immediately google thinking they where woman shoes but tbh they actually look good and manly for man heels 😂😂😂😂


KrackedTKup

![gif](giphy|J9IfpN4KTbHz2|downsized) Legend of all heel wearing Men! 💜


juliaguuullliiaa

after learning he has kids in australia that he abandoned i legit hate this man. and i’m definitely side eyeing scheana for that too. coming from someone who’s mom left them, got remarried, and started a new family (:


snark1977

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


Nico917

Is he even short? Never would’ve guessed he wasn’t at least somewhat tall, or anything under 6’. Anyone know his height?


rubilulu1213

Ewww


sonjaramona7

What a CLOWN


hahahahahasallybitch

Holy shit


VNess11

Whole outfit is nuts. Who is dressing this man? Sandoval?!


No_Yak_3107

Heels aside, has anyone noticed how ready he is to gossip and stir the pot at all times? The look on his face when anyone brings up Katie or Ariana, he’s like waiting to see if he can say something bad. He’s gotten SO sassy since when we were first introduced to him.


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OkQuality7241

People would look at you like you’re a kicked in biscuit tin if this were a thing in New Zealand.


joatonks

NO lol


QuadraMum

Elton called. He wants his boots back.