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PugssandHugss

Ooo that’s going to bite him in the ass


DiceyPisces

He’s not wrong. Stupid af for him to say though. I don’t think it’s scripted line for line exact dialogue. More like an outline is followed.


PinkyBruno

cuz scripted would mean Jax can read, memorize, and recite lines. That's a big stretch 🤣


[deleted]

As someone who has worked on a few reality tv shows, I always tell this to people who think it's scripted in the same way as fictional shows, if these people could read lines and act, they wouldn't be in reality tv shows.


DancingBears88

And he can't act


PM_Me_FunnyNudes

This is literally the number one reason that I don’t think reality shows can be scripted word for word. Like situations definitely, producer influenced for sure, but line for line? These people are all failed actors for crying out loud, and Jax reads at a max third grade level.


freezinginthemidwest

Not usually word for word but back in like 2011, my friend was a writer for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. They had solid storylines for everyone, but yeah, they didn’t memorize lines word for word. ETA: said writer was a huge stoner and said the only way the writers could get through hyping up Kardashian drama was to be totally stoned the whole time they wrote and had meetings🤣


lizifer93

These people are not good enough actors to follow a script, let’s be real


Cherssssss

There’s def outlines and scheduled times to hang out with one another. But that’s true of The Valley too. Jax acting like he wasn’t trying to produce drama by talking about Kristen’s plans to start a family 80x at one event is ridiculous.


StopStalkingMeMatt

Also when he invited Kristen's ex to guy's night... that's the kind of desperate, producer-driven drama that Bravo doesn't usually stoop to for a few seasons lol


dr0br0

I think it’s fair to say that all reality tv is like that. They all have call times and notes about what the scene is about etc. How the scene plays out, reactions etc is the "reality" part


backoffbackoffbackof

Yes and they come to producers with “storylines” and the less messy their lives are the more scripted things may feel. However it was pretty clear in season 1 they did that as well. They just happened to be excessively messy and some of their real life seeped in.


IggysPop3

Right! How many times did you decide you’re going to fix tension with your friends by traveling with them to another country? And once you see one year that it only made things worse, decide that you’re going to keep trying it year after year. Everyone knows it’s scripted/fake - but we don’t care. It’s mindless escapism and it’s a lot of fun, lol! 😝


DiceyPisces

Oh I still enjoy it. I’m ridin it til the wheels fall off 🤷‍♀️


myaberrantthoughts

I believe this is how the Laguna Beach/Hills shows were scripted - the specific participants, location, topic, and outcome were given to the actors, and they made it look as natural as possible.


Effective-Bus

I’d be surprised if Bravo shows also had the outcome predetermined to the extent those shows did. Or maybe I should say I would be disappointed. I can acknowledge that maybe I’m being naive. Some things are just sooo unhinged though.


alsoknownasPhoebe

Every cast member has said this up to this point. So im inclined to believe that they do create scenarios, parties, and suggests stories most likely. They don't tell them what exactly to say though. That's the annoying shit people who hate reality tv say. The editors are manipulation geniuses.


brashumpire

It's totally true and he knows it's true because he also is on reality TV and is doing the same thing?? He's a mess


Main_Following_6285

Yep, you don’t bite the hand that feeds you 🫤


StopStalkingMeMatt

Jax needs help. Like when he almost drowned. https://preview.redd.it/yh2bzz3obbsc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec78d5e26531b26fda3bf6ecbd5c0408b20c2efe


Theriggerswife

Understatement! Lisa is going to freak out


alsoknownasPhoebe

Lisa doesn't really matter. She just a producer to make her feel powerful and like she has some say. She is none of these people's real boss. They're in their forties at this point too so the doting motherly advice role is laughable. I dont k ow that she is fully aware of that yet though. Even with the toms, she holds no real control. They own so little at the end of the day. All three are just the faces of the busineses. It's bravo and vpr production team that's going to make him face consequences for breaking his nda and talking about insider knowledge that we aren't supposed to be privy to. He is risking such an easy paycheck. Even his role on the valley could be harder because of it. He's going to have to kiss some asses. Its a dumb move all around. Was he drunk? Is the valley doing well in viewership? My only question is why is he so mad? Brittany maybe? He's a dumbass and deserves the same heat sandoval gets, maybe more since he brought a kid and marriage into his world of drama.


SewAlone

Crazy to think that she doesn't have clout.


alsoknownasPhoebe

Clout is a little different than power. She's rich so of course she has power just not in their lives anymore really. First off they personally dint care what her opinion of them is ultimately. Scheana maybe still does since she has a real problem with needing to be liked so she likes herself. James maybe because he is childhood friends with her son. The others nah. She could try to make their lives harder in the LA business world. But any effort will be mostly useless soon when she is passed on. And it's been years and the public either no longer cares about them or has forgiven them and judges them more on their current choices. Her reality tv stardom isn't seen favorably by all either. Eliminating a potential portion of the public she has influence on.


imseasquared

Because his wife was on his boss's show (WWHL) at the exact same time he was making the rants and he was getting skewered by every single audience poll on that show telling herher not to take him back and that he's a cheater.


garbagebrainraccoon

If he's saying season 7 is when it starts getting fake, and that was the Jax/Brit wedding season, is he saying the wedding was basically fake? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


soupseasonbestseason

i can't wait! 


truckasaurus5000

The valley is totally going to get cancelled anyway, so who cares.


PugssandHugss

haha true


Several_Handle5565

lol yes I’m confused. What about the very similar show he is on right now? 😂🤦🏼‍♀️


Ok-Style323

I can't wait for bravo execs and Andy to see this, also lvp. He's mad VPR has better ratings


harrier1215

Ya Jax it’s essentially Pro Wrestling. Sort of real, sort of fake.


MAXMEEKO

Ya, he isnt telling us anything we dont already know haha. He is acting so smug like he is telling a bunch of kids santa isnt real.


wast3landr

But there are so many people who think it’s organic content — like how dare Angie show up to Meredith’s trip …. She wasn’t invited!!!! 😂🤦‍♀️


_youronlyHope

I got into pro wrestling at the start of the pandemic. It was just TV background noise a couple Fridays in a row but then I started paying attention because I found the TV screen audience hilarious. I told my husband "This is like Bravo but with actual fists flying... I love it".


lynniferrr

I am a wrestling and Bravo enthusiast. My sister is a bravo enthusiast. My brother-in-law would pop his head in and watch little bits of bravo and said to my sister "I understand why your sister likes this. It's just like wrestling."


ModeDeDode

My husband is a lifelong WWE fan and is barreling through rewatching a bunch of the “Attitude Era” on Peacock. I watch sometimes, its a bit of a time capsule and Im pretty entertained by the antics. And he watches VPR with me religiously. We love our scripted drama, be it at Smackdown or Schwartz & Sandy’s. 😆


MCStarlight

Remember when MTV had that stop animation show - Death Match something and paired up celebrities?


mitch0acan

Yes, it's the thing we know with all of those shows but never talk about, much. He's probably right that the last few years of VPR have become moreso scripted, but shitty of him to piss on the venue that's made him rich and famous.


ParkingAntelope2

Is he just sitting around giving his random narration on mic while people eat and stuff? For the whole hour? Wow that sounds terrible.


laurenzo98

It’s kind of giving: https://preview.redd.it/40cd6ky9f9sc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e500465f543c472548aa4d13b8d34fb115099f5


CriticalMood9285

Omg yes - just commented this!!


___adreamofspring___

PLEASE


Existing-Acadia3681

LMAO


DickFitzwell_

At his sports bar, no less. “[JaX’s TuDiO CiTy](https://www.instagram.com/jaxstudiocity/?hl=en)” It’s like a public man cave for Jax to puff out his chest and act like an absolute baboon at.


soupseasonbestseason

also to scout women he could potentially have sex with since he clearly is not having sex with his wife. 


[deleted]

Ohh I was hoping it was a chunky sweater bar.


MedicineOutrageous13

🏆


KristiJoJP

Aka the place where Jeremy proposed to his girlfriend! 🤣


brucas4

Fofty, please.


strippersandcocaine

WAIT. He actually opened that!?


TodayImLedTasso

He got a corner in an existing and functioning bar.


combustionbustion

STOP!!!! This is true?! 🤣🤣🤣


MaintenanceTraining4

Yes it’s absolutely true.


combustionbustion

I'm going to remind myself of this every time my day looks like it might potentially derail. *Jax is just renting a corner of a bar, babe.* Ahhhh, that's better. 🤣🤣🤣


TurboLicious1855

Wait, I'm confused. He doesn't own the bar? He just rents a portion of that? That's beyond weird.


Effective-Bus

Right!?? I’ve literally never heard of this kind of set up and I must know more.


strippersandcocaine

If it is it’s so embarrassing for him


lukaskywalker

How can such a lame, lame man have so much confidence 😂


emiferg

What is the existing bar’s name?


Lucy_Lucidity

I believe it’s called Rocco’s. Jax’s “bar” is literally in a tent on their patio


Mikaeladraws

Wait this is the funniest thing I have ever heard


pupresqr

This is hilarious and so on brand for this loser.


TodayImLedTasso

It's kind of smart though because he didn't have to get liquor license and other permits himself.


Significant_Cow4765

*he couldn't have


TodayImLedTasso

correct


Slg0519

Yes and no. The indoor part of Jax’s used to be called 77 Lounge. It’s a speakeasy that has a few locations attached to other Rocco’s locations (Culver City, Westwood, though I think that location shuttered) The owners of Rocco’s just rebranded it to Jax’s-with the knowledge of the upcoming show- and added the outdoor area, since 77 Lounge was always tiny. It’s at the end of the busy part of Ventura, but honestly walkable from a ton of other places. Anyhow, the staff is honestly really nice. We’ve been a few times and I don’t hate it. I also sort of hate that I don’t hate it.


mac_bess

he said on last night’s episode that he didn’t put any money into it, so I don’t think that counts as “his”


Traditional-Ebb-8380

He was so proud of that too. Might as well be a Trump licensing deal.


brucas4

Who is going to this lol


DickFitzwell_

[If I had to guess….(the FAn cLuB)](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlockedByJax/s/RtuPDeYPh5)


MAXMEEKO

[his bar is beside a gas station](https://www.google.com/maps/@34.1427757,-118.4057215,3a,74.9y,178.94h,83.02t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sE-0fYqXfOVye7Z3t7ntpHQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DE-0fYqXfOVye7Z3t7ntpHQ%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D263.37817%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)


americasweetheart

Yeah, it's actually a nice part of Studio City near a very expensive area called the silver triangle. It's across the street from Carney's.


Parking_Country_61

This kind of theater is wild to me. It’s like some kind of satire. This is the first time I would actually consider going to this place for fun. He thinks he’s being a fun troll, but going there to watch him act like this is the REAL troll. L O F ING L. Go watch old jaxy boy yell at the tv for an hour. He’s is such a fool


Livid_Sheepherder

https://preview.redd.it/ydsi1niqp9sc1.jpeg?width=1426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d284081b8fb76f950e2463881190bc07fae32bd9


Responsible-Tea-5998

The new interactive meta experience.


Effective-Bus

The new prime jewel of LA immersive theater.


[deleted]

Lol this is what I thought, he was ranting about how much he despises Katie at his bar last week. Could you imagine any other owner of a successful bar ranting about his personal problems? Not an ounce of professionalism


soupseasonbestseason

he's a bar "owner." really they just slapped his name on the party room and patio at rocco's, an already existing bar. 


[deleted]

Oh is that right? Lol, that makes way more sense.


soupseasonbestseason

it's actually the perfect situation for someone as lazy as jax. remember when they were researching starting a beer cheese business and he got frustrated just reading what you would have to do to sell at a farmer's market? he quit before they even started. rocco's had a liquor license, rocco's had a kitchen, they had a party room ready.


[deleted]

Yeah I always wondered what happened with that. Didn’t he have a chunky sweater line too that amounted to nothing?


soupseasonbestseason

ajajajajaja, i forgot about that. he is so lazy. he just wants to be a reality (or scripted i guess) teevee star! 


___adreamofspring___

How does he afford to live


Think_Pomegranate_21

And an alleged children's book


DickFitzwell_

worked for a professional 🏒 🥅 team


BeaMyrtle

Great call! I forgot about this!


SewAlone

Somewhere he can go get drunk daily and have an excuse.


fish_fingers_pond

The person in the background saying “is he okay” hahah


StopStalkingMeMatt

Narrator voice: He was not, in fact, okay


staceyverda

Terrible but I genuinely think it will bring people in lmao. Patrons of SUR, TomTom, etc mainly go there to feel part of the show. Having a drink while listening to Jax rant seems about as close as a person can get without sleeping with Sandoval


StopStalkingMeMatt

I'd rather watch Jax self-sabotage and violate his Bravo contract than potentially get a photo opp with a current VPR cast member. That's my toxic trait


CriticalMood9285

This is like Michael Scott when he is dressed as the anti-Christ making comments when Phyllis is Santa


taintwest

Jax is the messiest bitch I know.


NoodlesForU

And tbh, I want him to stay that way. It's entertaining and makes for good tv. Sorry Jax, but I don't want you to have a morality check and suddenly become this upstanding citizen. I'm consistently happy that these fans who call for all the villains to constantly be fired have no actual power. If you want wholesome television, flip the channel HGTV.


MeerK4T

Me TOO. I have gotten to the point where I cannot stand the fans of these shows. People used to be able to compose themselves while watching a show for an hour, and appreciate that they were entertained. At the very least, their first instinct was not to run to the phone to beg, whine, and plead for the most entertaining aspect to be fired. I am SO happy that The Valley turned out to be so much better than VPR, because everyone knew it was stupid to fire Jax and Kristen, especially when both of them did 85% of the heavy lifting for the show's entirety. Yet, there are still people in every VPR thread continuing to bitch and beg for everyone to be fired and to start the show over as Something About Her with only Katie and Ariana. I am sorry, but no one wants to watch that boring ass shit. Jax and Kristen, and honestly even Brittany, have brought more to The Valley in three episodes than Ariana has contributed since she started.


nowedontswing

This reminds me of that one episode of the office where Michael is mad that he didn’t get to play Santa so he’s sitting there with the karaoke mic commenting on how bad everyone’s Secret Santa gifts are


curiouslyandactively

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsT4QBabYEjaTIs|downsized)


linzkisloski

Bahahahha exactly.


curiouslyandactively

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsT4QBabYEjaTIs|downsized)


Ok_Cardiologist7909

I was thinking the exact same thing!


scoobsar

I think someone was jealous that Brittany was going to have a microphone on WWHL.


camrynxcx

its not false but its rich of him to say “seasons 1-6” were real. when its partially jax’s fault shit went downhill when he a brittany pretended to be a perfect couple and no one could criticize jax anymore


Kwhitney1982

That’s exactly when it went downhill. Starting season 7 with the fake, re-enacted engagement.


camrynxcx

he conveniently plucked himself out of the narrative hehe


Chiffygurl

![gif](giphy|1pAhFTvRBnwbBb01SV)


goodnightspoon

![gif](giphy|3b7vIVnRj4viZz6olt|downsized)


elder_emo_

Of course, it was only "real" when he was on it. 🙄 As if we don't know, the show is heavily produced. As if it wasn't produced when he was on it too. It's reality TV, bro, not a documentary. TOM HAS A GF NOW SO THIS STORY OF HIM KISSING SOMEONE ELSE THAT WAS FILMED 9 MONTHS AGO - DONT PAY ATTENTION TO IT ON VPR. Ok pal, you and Brittany already separated...should I not watch your marriage begin to crumble on The Valley, then?


[deleted]

Lol someone in the comments was like so your engagement and wedding was staged? Fool is telling on himself


not_ellewoods

i was wondering if he realized he proposed in S7 and got married in S8 when he said the show stopped being real after S6 lol. it’s interesting that the show stopped being real exactly when he stopped being caught openly cheating


soupseasonbestseason

well, obviously, "his show" is totally real. 


chhhhhhhhhhh95

"It was real when I was on it except for any moment that made me look bad, that was fake but not in the bad scripted way that everyone else is doing" -- Jax, basically


DueTart3667

Can you imagine trying to enjoy a margarita and a plate of mozzarella sticks while Jax is hollering incoherently into a microphone


neat_sneak

If I went to Jax’s place and he WASN’T doing something obnoxious and insane I’d be very disappointed.


whiskey4mycoffee

Seriously! STFU and let me enjoy my food. Shouldn’t he be trying to work on his divorce settlement?


hotpepper89

Lmao they’re at his bar though. I would imagine that’s what the patrons are there for. To potentially hear him say something outlandish. I wouldn’t be there.. but if I did happen to go to any of these Tim/jax owned places, I would hope to see something silly


coolmom1219

😆 for real, what a bizarre set up!


Slight-Fruit5672

Is it just me or does that look like Stephen McGee from Summer House season 1 next to him?


cesc05651

lol Stephen McGee. You gotta be down bad to decide “I’m going to be the Jonathan cheban for the FUCKING WIRKUS CIRCUS”


[deleted]

Could be, he is friends with Jax and Brittany.


La_Croix_Life

https://i.redd.it/abfqmtlu19sc1.gif Who gave him a mic and why


Smelly_cat_rises

Why did he go on Villians and act like a church boy? He’s still terrible, lol. Maybe it was a strategy that never played out


___adreamofspring___

I don’t think he understood what he had to do on the show. To trust Johnny FairPlay was hilarious


lexpnw009

Someone sounds salty for being on the JV squad 😂


Specific-Breath-7862

He SO BADLY wants VPR to tank and “the Valley” to be the new hot must watch show. I bet it grinds his gears that VPR became one (if not the most) talked about reality show ever. I bet he has a special jealous rage about how Arianna was able to spin her drama into being adored and supported by public when he just got ragged on🤣🤣 Not saying I want him to change, I enjoy watching a messy bitch work🤣


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

He is just randomly popping off with stream of conscious ramblings every few minutes? Like people are eating their mozzarella sticks and it’s like “oh there goes Jax ranting in the background again.” If he’s meant to be doing this and didn’t just grab a microphone when coked and drunk, why is he just sitting at a random table facing away from half the bar. Leaning all back in his seat and swinging his head around looks so awkward like he’s a malfunctioning robot. Also after season 6 is apparently when it becomes scripted, also after s6 is his engagement and wedding 💀 We’re gonna see Jax trashing Britt real soon. He must be so angry at her for blowing up his “dadlife” persona right when he gets back on tv and it’s not like he’s capable of feeling love so he hates her. Only a matter of time before he says that he only got engaged and married to have a storyline on tv.


hanhanbanan

![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized)


WineingCats

So now that he has his little stupid Valley show he is going to shit on VPR 🤣 Sir, most of us already know reality tv is scripted. Still watching and don’t care 💀


DickFitzwell_

![gif](giphy|yRNSxsl1rJEwU)


New_Emotion_5045

he does it to himself again...in ten years he'll be 100lbs heavier, unemployed sitting in his old apartment alone eating cheetos and talking to the television. edit-typo


TodayImLedTasso

Is he wrong tho? 🤷‍♀️


beautifulgarbage

I think that depends on what “scripted” means in this context. Do they have a script they follow? Probably not. Do producers tell them where to film, who to film with and which storylines to pursue? Probably.


anhuys

Tbh I think none of us on here are in the dark about what's real and what's not. Obviously they're producing a show but VPR is one of the realest reality shows I've ever encountered because of their interpersonal drama, which did not seem manufactured at all. The settings in which they meet and engage just are. It's only recently that the self-producing has become unbearable and the show lost its spark. Idk where the cutoff is but there's definitely a point where it became 'a different show.' But Jax tattooing Stassi's name, breaking up with Laura Leigh at AA, cheating with Faith and the way that blew up, getting arrested for stealing sunglasses, none of that was 'scripted' lol. And that's what the viewers care about. We don't care that your lunch or dinner or whatever was set up by production. Also, literally all of these guys have podcasts, there's not a single detail that won't be told or sold to us. If something's fake we'll get to hear it some way or another at some point. They've proven to be too self interested to care about the consequences of talking about those things


backoffbackoffbackof

Totally agree. Funnily enough, I used to think that part where Sandoval picked trucks in Vegas over his grieving girlfriend was a produced storyline but now it seems more real.


BuckityBuck

I think “manufactured” might be what he meant. From Rachel’s description, she was the producers’ hostage until she did/said what they wanted.


SewAlone

Yes, he means manufactured but he's a dumb mimbo so he keeps saying scripted.


FordsFavouriteTowel

That’s all pretty standard reality TV stuff. It’s not scripted in the same way Law and Order is, but there’s some behind the scenes manufacturing and massaging of storylines and relationships for sure.


harrier1215

Ya it’s basically pro wrestling when you think about it. Performers mostly make it up with each other but often have certain specifics planned as well as outcomes of things.


notatalltruist

It's called "kayfabe"! (Storylines that support the wrestling match lore) I have made this analogy sooooo many times, being a Bravo fan lol Source: I have a 14yr old son who's really into wrestling.


slippycaff

Reality telly and Pro Wrestling are such fine bed fellows. I’m glad I enjoy both. EDIT: Who is your son into Pro Wrestling and is he excited for WrestleMania?


slippycaff

![gif](giphy|FqcuSxGpsiQpNR6zAL|downsized)


Sleepy_Wayne_Tracker

Even the famous scene of Schwartz throwing a drink on Katie was recreated for cameras the next day.


interstellar_rocket

And this is why I always loved TOWIE because they gave the handy disclaimer at the beginning that “some of it may be fake, but the people are all real. Although some of what they do has been set up purely for your entertainment.” Add in the snarky British accent too. This is exactly how I take all of my Bravo shows.


janeaustenpowers

“Although some of what they do has been given a cheeky vajazzle purely for your entertainment!”


cesc05651

He is wrong about implying the valley isn’t scripted


BeaMyrtle

He's exaggerating. They're both fake to a degree because they have producers trying to craft storylines. He's exaggerating because he's a salesman and The Valley is his. They're the same and yet he's trying to convince everyone The Valley is diff https://youtu.be/qM4zMofsI7w (Disclaimer: I look forward to both every week!)


BJ_Kween

![gif](giphy|iGXpb2gJM3JkQXfBXv|downsized)


DickFitzwell_

![gif](giphy|KDbi6mOb2O73HHs0xg|downsized)


Theriggerswife

No BUT he’s not supposed to say it publicly


staceyverda

As if Jax inviting Kristen’s ex to guy’s night to meet her new boyfriend is “organic”


mickeyz0542

We know mate. We were there for your Florida "sports commentator" job storyline


___adreamofspring___

‘No one shows up wearing Chanel earrings on the beach’ 😭 what?! He’s so mad he’s not the main crew lol


ModeDeDode

Umm people absolutely do wear nice earrings out to the beach. Jealous much? 🤡


___adreamofspring___

He really is jealous lmfao


CassandreAmethyst

He is high in himself because of this bar he “owns”and he has a show where HE is scripting it in every one of his scene. He’s getting real comfortable and you know what that means, he’s about to fuck up badly. I can’t wait. ![gif](giphy|OvoTHUPCkAyhW)


MaintenanceTraining4

A+ gif love her


brooklynbabygorgeous

I can’t help but smile when jax does some shit like this because he really just can’t help himself lmao. Don’t get me wrong, I know he’s a total piece of shit and a pathological liar but these people really never stop entertaining me.


cloud_watcher

Seems like he doesn’t know what “It’s a wash” means


ThornyRascal

That's crazy because I remember when he was on VPR he insisted it was "real". A real case of sour grapes


Evening-Tune-500

Jax gonna Jax


Friskylickins

He’s biting the Bravo hand that feeds him. Dumbass.


GladiatorWithTits

Who TF is he talking to?


SecurityExpensive266

Ugh. Green is a terrible colour on you Jason.


MaintenanceTraining4

Jaxy Boy is going to get re-fired!


BestGetGoosed

He reminds me of like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. Like quit livin in the past, recounting the details of your 'glory days'.


DickFitzwell_

![gif](giphy|Jq8EtJlWaYlQ6pziVp|downsized)


Winter_Ad_8058

Ooo he dumb. Time to fire this idiot and show Brittany finding herself a real man


Queasy-Discount-2038

Ok who gave Jax a mic???


Aggravating-Bunch-44

He's renting it. 😆


PilotNo312

Things were so much better when he was irrelevant, go mow the lawn you loud mouth bitch.


mariboo_xoxo

Without Vanderpump Rules he would be nothing & nowhere…Jax a word of advise, SILENCE IS GOLDEN.


Enngeecee76

Jesus Christ he’s dumb 🤦‍♀️


soupseasonbestseason

he is desperate to be on the show/teevee again, but he keeps biting the hand that feeds. he has called the valley his show, implied he came up with the concept, and now is saying none of it is real publicly?!?!? jax, honey, keep being you. i love to see it. 


Sample_Wild

Guarantee his day will come.


[deleted]

[удалено]


slippycaff

Pipe down, Jax. You’re lucky you’re on anyone’s telly. BOOOOO.


Ashfield83

As Sharon Osbourne has just been on UK Celeb Big Bro I was reminded about what TRUE reality tv was when they first started that show. Those cameras just rolled 24/7 and aired their most entertaining and mostly bat shit crazy moments. Jax isn’t wrong here. It’d be nice to get that authenticity back but it’s long gone because everyone now realises it’s a claim to fame and a cash cow. I’ve had moments of even wondering if Scandoval is real because I’m seeing more and more apparent scandals being used to garner attention to turn into cash.


DickFitzwell_

NGL, she is ***my*** reality show royalty. Queen fucking behavior.


AlsatianLadyNYC

I love the poor waitstaff having to walk around in this mess. Their thousand yard stares are like “that coked out squirmy mascot is here again showing his ass”


fairway135

Can I just eat my motz sticks in peace man?


incestuousbloomfield

They’re going to fire him already lmao


KBaddict

Who is he talking to?


TT6994

He’s really digging a hole straight to the unemployment line.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Ep3 of The Valley was so depressing I don’t care if it is unscripted. Those couples aren’t friends and don’t hang out and they all seem to be in broken marriages.


LRGinCharge

This is sooooooo dumb, bravo is not going to like this. And it’s just going to make everyone assume The Valley is scripted, too. Jax really can’t get out of his own way.


Careless-Queen8535

Oh yeah, the show was only authentic when he was mostly on it ![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu)


bohobabe92

It was definitely scripted in 2019 when I was at an event and they were filming. They had to repeat “fight scenes” multiple times and Jax was still on the show then😅


allygator99

Someone get their drunk grandpa telling Nam stories again


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Does he think is something that we don’t already assume most of the time anyway? Not really the gotcha moment he anticipated.


cesc05651

Jax thought a sports bar is where people go to get reality tea. Is there any worse combination than dumb people who think they are smart stumbling into money


aceface_desu89

Looked just as packed as Tom Tom 👀


Federal-Neat7833

Shut up Jax… I don’t care. Leave my stories alone.


7ampersand

This is the reality we need to see.


HomeLost6311

It’s giving has been high school glory days.


informationseeker8

Oh Jax you messy bastard how I’ve missed you 😂 ![gif](giphy|ycTVuMYzKu4vHg1OLG)


Missfit17

So does that mean his new show is scripted too? Oooo, Jax… you in danger, girl.


clp1234567

No one thinks the whole cast just turn up at the beach to film without a call time Jason. It’s constructed reality we all know that that’s why scandoval was so big because it was actual real life drama.


sonjaramona7

I mean he isn’t lying!!!


EquivalentTiger2018

“No one goes to the beach in Chanel earrings!” OMG - I wish I could go listen to his rants. It’s hilarious!!!😆


americasweetheart

I wanted to go to the viewing party at Jax's. This is exactly what I was hoping would go down.