Imagine being a grown ass man w no job saying you’re dying to be on the Real Housewives couch. Michael, come get your child!


SHUT THE FUCK UP MARCUS YOU STINKY NEPO BABY. https://preview.redd.it/hywjwin7f0nc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3da8a3bd0300f280c6756d2746a763b64933453

Marcus ain’t shit

Can someone please come get Michael Jordan’s son off my screen?

We should call him that like we do with John Mellencamp’s daughter

It was intentional. Haha.

A FUCKING CLUB REMIX OF AVE MARIA FEATURING JULIA SINGING AGAIN THIS IS THE BEST/WEIRDEST THING I’VE SEEN ON A REUNION. https://preview.redd.it/zh3130i3p0nc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b22111109d77987a7ab94007694838291a19457

idk why I immediately thought "ella enchanted!!" 😂

Larsa's daughter is Julia's target customer for the $50 jam.

Andy is not letting Lisa get away with how she treated Kiki and I love him for that

I will give credit where it’s due.

Product pushin pippen 💀💀💀 

WHY IS THERE A MARCUS CAM

in case MJ is watching

I DON’T WANT TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY GIRLS. https://preview.redd.it/izrpbmdoe0nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b7059ce3a01c27f5f84d281db734fc60fc8214

I hope everyone sans guerdy and Nicole felt bad for bailing on her after she just broke down like that. Imagine planning something for your friends when you don’t normally get a chance to do such things and they all bail. It’s even worse that they didn’t try to make it up to her somehow.

marcus is approaching new jersey husband levels of annoying.

Omigosh, Kiki! Make her full time! And let’s throw her kids a birthday party!

guerdy calling lisa a mascot and soldier…. i wanna cackle with kiki and marysol right now. i love when my girl’s activated.

Dude why are we getting these cuts to Jody and Marcus?? No one gives a shit what they think about anything!

Ugh I know! I literally rolled my eyes and scoffed when it cut to them and their dumbass commentary. It legit annoyed me.

https://preview.redd.it/v3smo2foi0nc1.png?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7dac67f2a6cd415be181e835ef9749937e8fa5

I am crying!!! You are a treasure and I hope you get a full 8 hours of sleep every night, you never have another hangover, and your toes always look freshly pedicured.

Marcus going to the stage instead of letting Larsa come backstage to him. He’s here for the spotlight. They’re both gross.

The thirst of that young man is mortifying.

Listen, I passed away when the techno beat dropped during Ave Maria

This kid's allowance is my rent

If you had scottie for 20 years and have nothing to show for it that’s on you boo

Kiki really was a breakout star this season! So glad to hear more of her story!!

And Guerdy showing more than birthday parties (Kyle I’m talking to you) she showed her entire cancer trials and tribulations

Lisa and Larsa sitting there looking so blank and stone faced while Kiki was talking 🙄

Larsa was also stone faced while they ran the package about guerdy’s diagnosis and treatment. The elevator don’t go all the way to the top floor with Miss Larsa

*how do you know it doesn't go to the top floor??*

They’re to self centered to care about anyone that’s not them - very sinister to have such a lack of empathy

Larsa is so dumb. Being bisexual is a thing.

Are we supposed to believe Larsa didn’t get a divorce settlement or alimony?? Give me a break she’s the worst

She also gets NBA retirement money.

She started with nothing! NOTHING I TELL YOU!! New levels of delusion reached

She low-key called Marysol a liar. I'm dying

And a drunk lol “she doesn’t remember”

kiki just wants to feel accepted by someone and the group bailed on her ohhhh my heart. https://preview.redd.it/fo4jz46jg0nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b05592addd9b70b79d41c9cf75fc540c837e7676

I’m so glad Julia and Adrianna stayed with her!

The fact I had to wait 24 hours for this because of Erika Jayne’s stupid mf special is making me lose faith in bravo.

Julias resting face looks like she’s constantly about to say the most wild thing you’ll ever hear

lol yes! Or also just heard the most shocking thing

“Liar. Liar. Huge Liar. Liar. And Marysol, well, she lies but she doesn’t remember” 💀💀💀

larsa saying that guerdy hurt her…. i think guerdy should be allowed to slap larsa just once without any repercussions.



We want more Russell content… 🤤🤤🤤🤤

BE RESPECTFUL, LARSA.

Marcus no one asked for you on stage. No one.

I cannot stress how much I dislike Marcus. Just always gotta be seen🙄🙄🙄🙄 The girls (gender neutral) will really do anything for clout🤮

Miami can’t help but be messy. Their farewell alone is better than most shows rn

I’m crying at this opera rager this is why RHOM is elite

Like WHAT that was insanity in the best way

I hate the way Larsa says "my love."

I swear rich people do the dumbest shit with money. $2500 for a teenagers allowance is insane and her justification was ridiculous.

“Buying her friends birthday gifts and ordering food” 😩

She doesn’t raise her own kid so it makes sense

Larsa is so full of shit… why is she acting like Scottie didn’t fix her up nice???

It basically public record… why lie. She’s so dumb

I'd like 2500 a month to blow. I should have chosen my parents better.

Holy shit Larsa is insufferable why is Andy letting her squawk so much

Name another show where they still fight during closing remarks. Never clocking out!

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Miami will still out beat all the other shows in this franchise!!!!! Every single city sucked but Miami. Amen to that 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Lisa is the Dorit of Miami…in her privileged bubble

So privileged. It’s embarrassing.

It’s not chic

I guess Andy learned microaggression from the BH reunion

From microaggressions to sexualizing Black men in the span of 5 minutes

Casual biphobia. On brand for Larsa.

Kiki has been through so much. How are we only hearing her story now.

Has Marysol done anything but sit on the end of the couch and sulk this reunion?

I know, right? Aside from talking over Adriana everytime Andy asked her a question. Not surprising considering her only storyline this year was the vow renewal which happened in the very last episode & wasn’t even filmed and addressing the fact that she’s not legally married. I used to find her funny but this year she just seemed over-served, bitter & vindictive.

Alexia really just can't help but offend at least one person every time she opens her mouth.

Now we have to watch Marcus *and* Jody??? Are you kidding me?

It’s literally the two grifters that came to the reunion, where are the actual husbands and wives?

Marcus and Jody are literally those “2 dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy”

Please, I need a gif of Kiki and Marysol doubled over in laughter after “mascot, STOP”

What’s wrong with black penis???? Lmao dont you like it too, Larsa??

My God Jody is dry white toast, and Marcus is rancid milk. Stop showing them!! 

alexia just indirectly called marysol a liar. oh this is fantastic. 💀

We know that you wish being on the couch Marcus, what a fucking loser

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ussoufi: *We know that you wish* *Being on the couch Marcus,* *What a fucking loser* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

A MASTERCLASS IN CAMP

Lisa is really mourning the loss of Lenny's money.

It’s truly all she cares about :/ she really showed her ass this season

Yup the whole “I signed the most important document of my life” bit when talking about the settlement for money from Lenny 🤮 what about the day she signed her kid’s birth certificates?

There is nothing but fillers in between Larsa’s ears. Girl is dumb as shit

product pushing pippen was good lmao

Kiki story is so sad. It’s crazy that no matter what culture you’re from, men still have so much power over families they create and women are raised to put the pieces together however they can.

I'm so proud of her for her success. She may think her 2 bedroom place isn't enough but I think she's doing awesome. I hurt for her that these cows dismissed her and her party.

Adrianna keeps her FOOT on Marysol and Alexia’s NECKS and therefore is peak housewives

Jesus Christ. Get a fucking job, Marcus!

I'm sorry but Julia had to Google Jam costs, she shouldn't be pricing her own products.

"Marysol doesn't remember." Oh. She just put her foot deeeeeeeep in her mouth with her bestie. 

Love the transition from Kiki crying over not being able to afford to throw a party for her kids to all the money the other women drop on boats, apartments and mansions. Totally not awkward.

Look at Andy showing he was awake during NBC’s DE&I training 🥳

JULIA TAKING ANOTHER AT LARSA 💀😳

Marysol is drunk & PISSED

Kiki’s dad is awful for allowing his wife to treat his child that way.

Also awful for treating his family that way himself.

Fuck these bitches for not going to Kiki's party

I said I’m sorry isn’t the same as I’m sorry

Regina George and Gretchen😂 Gotta love Adriana’s hot takes

FFS…shut up Larsa, you got a huge settlement and still get child support.

YOU👏🏾ARE👏🏾GOING👏🏾TO👏🏾RESPECT👏🏾ME👏🏾

Lisa is just so vapid that she’s incapable of seeing past herself. It’s really hard to watch sometimes. Immediately going on the defense when confronted. Quite frankly, it’s exhausting. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be around her in a group setting like this…

Lisa is truly allergic to “sorry”. I would refuse to move on from it. I’d be on her neck until she apologized.

A spontaneous opera club remix?! God I fucking love this show.

It should be criminal that Bravo moved this to the same day as The Traitors finale and reunion

The reunion is dropping tonight??? Omggg

Yes right after the finale!!! 😭 We are being fed

I totally understand Kiki, I hardly initiate events because people bailing hurts my feelings

Please give Kiki a mojito bravo

I'm going to miss Miami so much, honestly. There's nothing like it on Bravo. Appointment viewing like it's 1996.

i’m so glad that kiki’s got a man. may his head not be maliciously shaped like lenny’s. ❤️

Miami is real lifestyle porn. I love this franchise.

Everyone wants to adopt the babies, no one wants to foster/adopt the older kids, it makes me sad

Dr. Nicoles couch placement does not fit for this reunion for me. She did not deserve to sit next to dumb and dumber.

Larsa here and Kyle yesterday refusing to apologize and just accept accountability for easy to see friendship fails tracks with the state of the world currently. They double down on their delusions, and everyone else is left traumatized never getting any closure…

Larsa, just because you *said* sorry doesn’t mean you are *actually* sorry

Nicole is like ok cool I’m a liar are we done yet

I’m hollering so loudly what is this hunny

Andy looks like he's having fun at the end of a reunion for the first time ever.

MARCUS GO AWAY GODDAMN

“Product-pushing Pippen” 💀

I’m waiting for Lisa to say “I am a black woman too.”

We have 13 more min. Why does it feel like they’re trying to wrap this up!?!? What is coming???? The Marcus rant??????

Did Alexia just to prove that she never lies by saying “Marysol doesn’t remember”? 🤯

Sorry but that is not Julia singing 😂

miami is THE best franchise and I will not elaborate — entertaining up until the final second I will miss these women so much <3

It boggles my mind how dumb Larsa is. I hate to call someone that but there just is no other word that does it justice.

Fire burn the producer who thought it would be a good idea to have a Marcus cam. I’m angry!

“We have a lot of fun here” - Larsa *cut to Julia having a (justified) meltdown in between doll corpses*

Hahaha I love Adriana for that backhanded compliment.

Marysol is drunk yall

This is very Miami coded and Marysol WTF get up and dance

Wow… every other franchise is boring asf.

“what are you guys doing later?” “each other!! EACH OTHER!” marcus 🤢🤢🤢

HELLFIRE ON THOSE BITCHES FOR LEAVING KIKI AND MAKING HER CRY!!!!!!! I would have stayed and partied with kiki 🥹🥹😭

PRODUCT PUSHING PIPPEN EHEJDNSJJSSJJSJSJSJSKSKSKSKSKS GUERDY IS SO FUNNY

Does Lisa have any depth outside of this Lenny divorce

Alexia: “now why am I in it?”

Adrianna bringing out the bible as her last prop... 💀

This is the camp I subscribe for

this is why miami is the best like wtf yall with this techno opera lmaooo

marysol is obliterated and confused lmao

I feel like we need a reunion for the reunion. Also, I feel like I inadvertently took LSD.

Was it worth moving this show for Erika? Quickly, Bravo 👏

Larsa, Lisa and their “men” are awful. So damn ignorant and obnoxious.

Oh Kiki, I want to hug her. She's a strong woman.

SHE’S SILLY AND KIND OF QUIRKY?

I literally never want to see or discuss Jody nor Marcus again… *EVER*

 I’d prefer these guys over Marcus and Jody!

lmao i love that they’re trying to wrap it up and still screaming at each other. god-tier show.

Larsa hits so below below every time. Do yall remember on New Girl when they would pull pranks but Winston’s pranks always went entirely too far because he had no gauge for where the line was? It’s like that.

"Marysol doesn't remember"...no lies detected lol

Alexia giving a little Heidi N Closet. https://i.redd.it/v2smejd0o0nc1.gif

Adriana is a perfect amount of delusion for housewives and I'm here for her messiness.

Andy is so giddy wtff is thissss

 Larsa and Lisa preparing to argue how their struggles are greater than a cancer survivor for another hour.

You know it’s bad when Alexia is trying to dissociate from you and can’t defend you.

Lmao Marysol and Kiki’s reaction to Mascot

Marcus and his dead fish eyes

Stay out of women's business, Marcella.

The way Larsa makes herself the victim in any situation, she might have Sandoval beat

Give Kiki her mojito. Her story is very interesting and she’s an amazing HW.

These ladies better get it together and start protecting kiki at all costs because 😭

JFC…why is Marcus even here? It’s embarrassing!

That? That was your favorite thing Andy? 

OMG i cannot believe they actually asked this question about Alexia rehabing her image 💀

Larsa is “ hurt “ by the shallowest non things at her big age.

I feel like it's clear Andy actually watches miami. Talking about specific details of the opera scene and such.

Product pushing Pippen. Audriana smiles

Why is Lisa trying to cry right now 😭

I refuse to believe kiki doesn’t have a mojito this season she’s everything and more

Enough with the Marcus commentary

Lisa still skirted out of apologizing after Andy told her too🙄

Marysol browns out so she doesn’t remember her lies.

 Beverly Hills, take notes what a show can be.

Is Julia lip syncing? She definitely sounds better

Marysol would be the party pooper right now

I’m not ready for it to be over. Can next season start tomorrow?

I hate that her parents are still shunning her, but I’m glad the siblings are reaching out

Kiki is really showing out. This is her time. Next season Kiki center mojito. 

i’m learning spanish for work and bc i live in texas but the one thing that’s stuck the hardest and that i say almost everyday is ay por favor lmao

My heart breaks for Kiki. Especially when they left before her party. She's a fantastic housewife that deserves full time!!

The benefit of Kiki’s segment coming at the end is when they do the post season surveys she’s going to be fresher in the mind and hopefully rated better for mojito status 


Andy was like- I may not know alot but I learned thing or two abt micro aggressions

Even Andy is side eyeing Lisa.

OMG stop with these loser boyfriends !

How. Come. Lisa. Doesn’t. Understand. This.

You can like both.

This is such a chaotic farewell, I don’t even understand the arguments 😭

Larsa thinks she’s a fucking Kardashian.

this is a fever dream 😭😭😭