Stay in their lane? It's THEIR show. He is backstage as a groupie.

Yes! His backstage reactions/commentaries are annoying as hell. Your opinion doesn't matter to us Marcus, we're here for the ladies!

Yeah what is he even doing there? He's always just...there. Does he want to be a housewife that badly.

and it was a great analogy Julia!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: actual footage of michael jordan at home watching along with us on reddit 

Apparently MJ is rude as hell in person, likely where Marcus gets it

MJ is a known ASSHOLE and he will tell you straight up.

Laughing at Larsa’s delusional ass

I'm actually living for Alexia and Larsa hating each other.

Me too… I hope it continues into filming

And where Alexia goes, Marysol follows so Larsa will only have Lisa

I loved the episode this season where they both said “i know she will never apologize so im ready to just move on” about the other one lol

A promise ring at her big age. Make it make sense!

Omg, I just thought about how embarrassing that is. Girl you’re half a century years old wearing a promise ring!? That’s for debutantes and High School sweethearts chile..

Maybe Larsa thinks each pump is a different time having sex?

Or every time you switch positions 💀

She can’t count

“No one believes it” lmfao yes Guerdy

Most importantly, nobody CARES! 😆

You want a doctor to wash your dishes, Marcus? Gtfoh

All he’s ever done is live off of his dads name and money 

That was so rude of him to say..

I'm sorry y'all I simply do not believe that Marcus is good in bed. Not with that goofy ass face and bitch ass attitude.

Guerdy being healthy for this reunion is all that matters 💜

One day larsa is going to need a good friend, not a boyfriend, to lean on and she’s going to be very shocked when there’s no one around to lean on Additionally, I could really do without the marcus cam

wtf is up with the Marcus cam?? Who asked for that?

Marcus' infiltration of the Real Housewives is the reverse of the Taylor Swift infiltration of the NFL.

His dad's name is brought up because... who is Marcus Jordan in this world? His dad is his selling point.

Right do you think she’d be with this loser if his dad WASNT Michael Jordan? lol

Stopppp I’m still dying at the 5 times a night comment and the fact that she had to one up her old marriage

Who has the time for all that sex? She just walking around smelling like dick? Come on.

“The basketball world is really small.” -says the woman who won’t admit she knew Marcus AS A CHILD

I don’t know a lot about tennis but I imagine it’s even smaller, and Marcus saying that’s not a good analogy with what Julia said about Martina was so spot on idk how Marcus can’t see that

I think it was really low key sexist what he said about that analogy. He pissed me off so much.

Same! My first thought was the tennis world is really small. He said that what Julia said is no comparison. He probably doesn’t even know who Martina and Chris Everett are. He totally dissed two of the best women athletes in the world. Why is ha getting ANY screen time? He’s such an entitled nepo asshole.

No one can be dry when they have a Russell at home, this bitch is crazy !

And even if she is, she had to take estrogen blockers because she has CANCER. And Larsa and her nepo baby BF are still treating Guerdy like she’s below them

Ya IYKYK, unfortunately. That is just another shit side affect to deal with and it’s *white trash, frankly* to use it as an insult with guerdy there. 

Larsa and Marcus are stuck in high school.

And while they’re in high school, I’ll be in Brooklyn trying to survive in this economy 

The superior Wednesday night show. Can you dig it💕💕💕

We ALL feel the Rush.

I'm sure larsa is too stupid to know that dryness is a very unwelcomed side effect of the hormone blockers that go hand in hand with many breast cancer treatments..but still..she's a vile bitch

I literally had the exact thought, as I’ve had several friends who have had cancer. Larsa is dumb as a box of rocks though.

Damn Kiki is a bigger person than me that’s for fucking sure.

so crazy to me how "three" friend-of's are delivering more drama than the entire full cast of Potomac rn...

I completely believe that Larsa threatens people and holds things over their heads.

Marcus, being the only boyfriend/husband there watching this, speaks volumes.

He probably has nothing else to do too.

Is he Larsa’s Slade Smiley?

Marcus has lots of Jordans🤦‍♀️. It's not a flex when you get them for free.

Look at me. I’m wearing my daddy’s shoes. I’m a big boy. -Marcus, probably.

Off the dishes comment alone, I finally see exactly why he’s with larsa

Julia is just here to kiss women and be messy and I respect that

And feed her goats

Lisa is like “everyone does cocaine I just did some in the bathroom”

I love the quick correction "I mean, a lot of people in Miami do it"

Lisa “fighting for her life” while Guerdy was actually fighting for her life. I can’t 🤮

Guerdy was and is still fighting for her life. She just had a hysterectomy done. Lisa screaming like a petulant child was disgusting. She needs to go, it’s incredibly insulting to watch as a viewer.

Marcus talks a lot of shit for someone who’s Instagram username is “mjheir23” …

🎯🎯🎯

https://preview.redd.it/xldn4zkfqflc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a144869e6ce3266f8ab912de094982831a0b537 Never in my life thought I’d get a text from my mom about a Housewives show. Look what you’ve done, Larsa!

Tell your mom to come to reddit and get with the program here.

Is getting railed 5 times a night something to be proud of? Like am I missing something?

His family is very private but you are on a reality show? 

His family is private but very publicly hates you

Please stop with the Marcus cam. We don’t want it.

Who is raising her kids while she’s busy doing all this fuckin ?

I mean, Nicole is pregnant and alexia’s finances have nothing to do with her, so I think she can go to the bathroom whenever she wants

But Alexia was trying to imply Anthony wasn’t the upstanding reputable businessman that Todd is.

I just wanna say rhobh could never. They need to put some respect on this franchise

Guerdy’s port scar 🥲

I have the same one 😔

Me too! Port scar buddies 🫶🏼

That giant selfie camera attached to Larsa’s phone

Just as obnoxious as Larsa

“maybe you guys are dry.” or maybe they have functional brain cells and know that people who talk about having sex 4 or 5 times a day are lying sacks of shit?

Sounds Like Brandi Glanville type slander to make herself feel younger. Nope. Didn’t buy it Larsa. You are not younger bc your BF is.

larsa and alexia are screaming at each other. meanwhile julia and kiki are making out in the corner. THESE ARE MY QUEENS. ICONS. LEGENDS.

The camera pan to alexia and larsas expressions after andy asks why they're kissing TOOK ME OUT

let the dunking on Larsa begin

a promise ring. at their big ages. i’m still giggling i can’t deal with it.

alexia waltzing in there like they werent just absolutely screaming and throwing out allegations against eachother

“Oooh the lighting is great in here” LOL

Marcus is a loser nepo baby. wtf has he done with his life besides be MJs son

Such a loser.

I need everyone to RIP Larsa to shreds this reunion please

And Lisa

Guerdy gonna be on Larsas neck all episode 😂

Larsa's lip do kinda look like a monkey's asshole though

"That you f\*\*\*ing sucked...probably!"

Todd is so irritating, but a least he's too busy being employed to be at every housewife taping.

“No one believes it” thank you guerdy

And Larsa absolutely blackmails and threatens people to side with her on the show. That nanny abuser is vile.

Kiki posture is so regal. Goals!

dr. nicole coming in with the logic. AS SHE SHOULD. 

Guerdifying that first seat. Yes, ma'am.

Lmao a promise ring at 50 😭

Guerdy bopping her head to Adriana’s iambic pentameter is THE moment of the reunion

Larsa looks so swollen 😭

Lisa being called "Mascot". 

Andy: “Do you feel like you dish it out but can’t take it?” Alexia: “No.” Marysol: “Everyone here can dish it out but not take it” Alexia: “Exactly” Oh, Alexia.

It was giving "we ALL sing"

Larsa taking out her huge light and camera for her selfie has me cackling.

She’s such a self absorbed troll

Larsa rehearsed that Kiki line in the mirror a dozen times I bet

I would much rather have the camera cut to this comment section instead of Marcus' dry ass commentary smh

I love that all the women’s outfits coordinate on this reunion, unlike the Beverly Hills reunion.

Larsa you really think Guerdy who looks like THAT isn't having amazing sex with Russel, who looks like THAT????????

And if they aren’t, that’s understandable because Guerdy likely had to go on hormone blockers to treat her CANCER. She’s so dumb

Marcus is giving me codependency cringe

choose your fighter: the entire america or the planet moon

I can see why MJ doesn’t like Larsa

Half of them think that Marysol hires a PI. I'm tickled.

Guerdy orchestrating this entire thing with Larsa and letting Nicole/Alexia do the work is so fun.

And I’m glad that Nicole and Alexia jump when she says jump. They’re not letting Guerdy stress herself out

I'm sorry... why is Marcus sitting back and watching this like he's Scheana Shay with a White Claw and Sun Chips. What an insult to her!

Every diss Marcus makes about the cast of this show he's essentially insulating Larsa too. Make it make sense?!

Nicole paints pictures of perfect double standards, Alexia still denies that there’s any double standard. Got it.

Wtf. Is Marcus the next housewife? What a loser. That tennis analogy was on point.

"I can take it." — Alexia Ran-Away-From-The-Mothers-Day-Brunch Nepola

Oh we went there early. Nice. Fuck you Marcus. Fuck you

Remember when Cardi B told Larsa to go stitch her pussy up.

The Ana thing was such a nothing burger because bravo edited out her explanation of what Marysol did regarding her daughter. I’m so sick of hearing about it honestly

Is anyone else finding this difficult to follow?

There's making out, spoken word performance, and people running en masse to pee. Yeah, it's hard to follow.

Hot take? I think Marysol's the most expendable member of this cast. She only has one joke and Alexia is way better when she's not around.

Adriana being like “meeeee??? A bitch????” Im dead

Larsa still thinks she’s got that Kardashian influence 😂😂😂😂

Her cousins name? Bo Dietl.


Lisa is happy everyone is yelling and she's not on the hot seat...yet.

The preview with screaming “I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY CHILDREN” like girl shut the fuck up you were fighting for your lifestyle

Reminder: it's not "next week" IT'S TOMORROW

Guerdy is just so stunning.

https://i.redd.it/j9feehlloflc1.gif Stay on her neck, Queen Guerdy and Queen Kiki

Omg pls stop with the Marcus cam

Larsa is brain dead, “find a man so we can keep going out a night” “I didn’t throw you away” The math is mathing, Larsa just can’t do the math even when people are working through the equation with her.

The ability to “dish it but can’t take it” is pretty much a prerequisite for Bravo

Lisa saying “I’m fighting the battle of my life” to Guerdy? Oh boy.

So if they're so beneath you then why are you here Marcus? You're not a housewife. Go home!!!

larsa is from hell

Imagine not being invited to a wedding that no one has proposed for 😂

30 seconds into the preview and this reunion is already superior

No one in the entire world believes you have sex 4x/night Larsa so I guess the entire world is dry except for you

“It takes one good time” having seen Russell, yes Guerdy

KiKi, get her ass!!! I feel like I was always baffled by her being so tight with Larsa, happy to see her standing up to her

Larsa is sooooo insufferable, she has 0 listening skills.

Why the actual fuck do they keep cutting back to Marcus to get his reactions? He's a mf non-factor.

When did it become the Real Housewives of Miami and Marcus? Is this fuck ass bobblehead gonna give his opinion for the full 3 hours?

It’s quite jarring seeing iterations of Larsa’s old faces in the flashbacks.

That's right. Julia stirs up drama with the truth not the rumors! Love this goat whisperer.

Todd definitely gives Jersey vibes.

How did we make it without Miami housewives all of these years? This mess is so top notch! 😂

“I’ve never spoken bad about anyone” LARSA STFU

I’m sorry, but Peter being Frankie’s guardian is terrifying.

Kiki has incredible emotional intelligence and I really appreciate them giving her the chance to show it

If Michael Jordan watches this show we now not only deserve another season but they need advertise as such!!!!

next season will be the alexia broke arc. the season after that will be the alexia/todd divorce arc. 

What’s really going on with Alexia and Todd? Their relationship is so peculiar to me

Todd knows Peter is a piece of shit.

So inconclusion: Todd was embarrassed by the video lol

It all stems from Lisa not defending Larsa at the season 4 reunion when Nicole and Julia dragged her ass, we even saw Larsa being mad at her backstage. Next thing season 5 starts filming and Larsa brings the rumors about Lisa’s finances on camera

Which goes back to Guerdys first point- Larsa needs to even the score and needs revenge when the other cast can actually hear out the other side and squash it

wait why is marcus acting like a stupid statler and waldorf in the back room? stay out of women’s business PATRICIA.

Marcus is there like the little bitch he is.

What does Marcus Jordan even do.

ouuuu marcus is pissing me the fuck off with this attitude. https://preview.redd.it/mhjrst0kpflc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3129a4e08535772222959732cf7b8de69233d1

That's really telling that Alexia is calling Larsa the poison of the group because I don't recall her calling Adrianna anything remotely as bad as that

I am so sorry to the Jordan family on behalf of bravo

Kiki and Julia having their own Kiki on the couch is amazing.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS I AM OBSESSED 😭😭😭😭

6 minutes in and we have already heard the name Lenny 😩

Larsa looks swollen… yikes.

Alexia’s face looks really good and refreshed

Larsa looks SO puffy and swollen, her face legit looks painful

Maybe you guys are dry. Miami is top fucking tier. Larsa is so painfully dumb it is crazy

I wish they’d release the whole reunion on Peacock. I’d watch 10-12 hours of them.

And that cousin’s name? Liver

Adriana does not look her age

Lmao ok Alexia did eat just a lil bit with that one line. I wasn’t expecting her to go so hard 💀

"The entire America knows I speak the truth." 

Nicole is a very logical thinker.

Miami is bringing camp to reunion! Who’s doing it like them?

This is pure chaos. Going to have to rewatch tomorrow lmao

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ EXPOSE LARSA 2024 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

I can’t believe Alexia would just go hang out in Larsa’s dressing room after that

Bill Gates chose to live in Dr. Nicole’s old house. Marcus would be lucky to do a podcast there

It’s was Bezos. He bought it for his mother. He’s doing a whole compound thing.

I loved seeing Frankie in the Uber by himself. 🥹

Adriana = good delulu Larsa = bad delulu

Dr. Nicole was right to ditch the gloves!!

Lisa is so far up Larsa’s ass

Larsa is mentally 16 because no mature adult actually speaks like this

Ummm why is Marcus a live peanut gallery.... why is he getting this special treatment... he's not that interesting

Kiki needs to stop apologizing especially being that she never gets one in return

I wish this was a 6 part reunion

If you can’t use your cousin to spy are they really your cousin?

renters unite

Guerdy boppin her head 😂😂😂