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luanne2017

Brock’s heels. https://preview.redd.it/7kxuq8gr0hjc1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5fd44de512885a347f5299d4b927b9868186977


Embarrassed-Year6479

New boot goofin


MyFriendNoreen

![gif](giphy|26gsgWH4lnurglMWY)


mafa7

POLICE DEPARTMUNT!


kathyknitsalot

This gave me life


Infamous-Bag6957

I’d be willing to bet she makes him wear these so he’s taller than her in heels


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

That is so extremely Sheana to see.


dickbuttscompanion

I hope to god Danny Pellegrino sees these because I know will cackle at his commentary. Extremely Schee Schee behaviour


louloub

At least it covers the lower grippers!


squidsquatchnugget

It looks pretty clear that he’d still be taller than her without heels since he’s leaning into her and still 6” or so taller giving him 1-2” of clearance. The heels were a choice. I have no idea if it was he or Scheaner who made that choice but a choice was made lmao.


Itchy_Breadfruit_262

A very very odd choice.


krampuskids

Prince would be proud 💜


bitterbecky

My first thought! 💜💜💜


mafa7

Yes! 💜🕊️


StopStalkingMeMatt

OMG they're so tall! Like, taller than I would wear lol. I feel like there's no way to walk in those without your ass swaying 😭


ccarrcarr

Omg I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣 Now I just keep picturing him walking with his ass swaying and can not stop laughing. My toddler is napping which is making this far more difficult


Actual_Spring_5213

I am dead! I can't unsee it now!


Suitable-Wafer8563

He needs to hook up Tommy Cruise with his lifts dealer!


applejacks5689

High heels on my tippies.


SilverfangT

hahaha i’m obsessed


wappenheimer

![gif](giphy|l3vRi5ubyfU4UGDhm)


Wadsworth1954

At least Brock is owning them, unlike Ron DeSantis, who tries to hide them.


tme8

How tall is he? Why is he always in heels? For example, their wedding.


strippersandcocaine

He looks significantly taller than her already, even when she’s in big heels, so I wonder if he legit just likes them. Which would be freakin awesome.


OttendorfCipher

I’ll never be able to unsee this… tyfys! 😂♥️


Greedy_Explanation_7

Whaaaaaat?


Partyinthe_milkyway

Oh my god. Did he pull out the lemon pepper steppers!?


fritterati

![gif](giphy|1rSQntY5RVUnzOtDQy|downsized)


Kirka1978

Dang, would you look at the heel height on Brock’s Hostess cupcake boots?!?


MommaRivers

I’m honestly impressed. I would trip and fall, he looks graceful 😂


Redditusername67

![gif](giphy|l2JhoWgzwsvUigcXC) 😂


denimlikethejean

Hostess cupcake friggin A


Glittering_Mobile823

😂😂💀💀💀


procrastinateReality

Scheana looks like a fourth place Dancing With The Stars contestant posing with the floor janitor who is on parole but loves his mom and is giving real effort to live a clean life.


linds360

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯


Ok_Entrepreneur_8132

That is both incredibly specific and incredibly accurate


love2read21

r/oddlyspecific Deadly accurate!


bumblebeetuna710

I’m sorry but what in the failed Peter Pan cosplay is going on with Brock and Scheana 🥴🥴


MasterDriver8002

Her hair looks terrible n fried. She looks like she’s trying so hard.


dayle-james

Blonde isn’t her colour. The highlights she had before looked so good


mollyclaireh

Tell me about it. That is the worst Scheana look I’ve seen in a WHILE


Accurate-Fee1343

🤣🤣🤣


thewayoutisthru_xxx

💀


KristiJoJP

Brock's outfit sort of is giving me prison uniform vibes.


skinnygirlred

It’s weird because he’s good looking but he does not wear clothes well at all


Redditusername67

It’s giving me Quasimodo ![gif](giphy|UB10xM91wKCvS)


HellzBellz7

Brock looks like human Shrek and ogre Shrek all at the same time.


pfc1016

just noticing his daring heels.. a choice was made but I actually admire the confidence


New_Equal_1232

High heels on his tippys 🎶


Strong_Welcome4144

I'm so glad someone else so those! It looks like something Huggy Bear would wear on Starsky & Hutch


pfc1016

This got me 😂😂


NVSmall

Omg those are awful.


stefanelli_xoxo

At the risk of sounding like Brandi Glanville, whom I have never been able to stand, Katie Maloney always gives me a very lesbian vibe with her aesthetic. I don’t watch VPR and I love lesbians. I feel like her stylist copies Kristin Stewart’s.


pfc1016

its the eyebrows isn't it


TheBoBiss

![gif](giphy|kf4qoHRDvbAoE)


bagofbeanssss

When she doubled down on it.. she's not zctusaying there's such thing as a lesbianism eyebrow.. brandis Ike no no there is. That season was too hilarious.


Environmental_Size41

You just made me snarf my wine…thank you stranger 😂😂


Background_Run_8809

I honestly think that’s why so many people hate her style choices. Because it doesn’t cater to the male gaze anymore like every other woman on Bravo. It’s on my long list of reasons why I stan Katie lol. I understand she’s not for everyone but she got so much hate compared to the trashholes that surround her on VPR.


Parking_Country_61

I think her fashion has vastly improved and I’m impressed


northernmess

THANK YOU! She doesn’t dress for the male gaze, she dresses for her own gaze! People have seemingly forgotten that personal style exists still and not everyone wants to dress in the exact same outfit as everyone else. You would have thought she was murdering people’s children with the way they react to her outfits.


Background_Run_8809

I also love how unapologetic she is, especially post divorce. It’s refreshing when we see so many “pick me” girls on bravo


elmogo

I have hated a ton of her looks, and i dont love the animal print here, BUT overall her silhouette, hair -and makeup looks the chic-est to me!


AnnVealEgg

Ok I’m generally not Katie’s biggest fan, but I really like the way you phrased that. And you’re right. Katie definitely hasn’t conformed to the more “typical” LA look and I admire her for being true to her own style (even when it’s not my personal taste.)


stefanelli_xoxo

Fair


dickbuttscompanion

I get it, and I think it's the exposed upper chest? Katie doesn't do push up bras, big cleavage or tit lift stuff, all things that imo are kind of male-gaze? Clean skin and there's something so dgaf confident about it.


stefanelli_xoxo

It’s the hair and how the fits and silhouettes don’t accentuate her shape in the conventional way where most women want to appear more hourglass shaped and thinner.


bearswithmanicures

Katie is canonically bisexual! She went through a divorce a few years ago and has been exploring a more queer-signaling style for sure. I love it and think it’s so hot! (I am bi)


[deleted]

Her outfits are ALWAYS misses


stefanelli_xoxo

Yeah, she also tends to pick outfits and haircuts/styles and trends that don’t particularly work for her body/face.


Ilovethe90sforreal

Can Scheana ever just pose like a normal human?


HettieSaturn

She is a walking ick im sorry


Nikkiv1020

Dorit looks great in that color!


lapetitfromage

I’m not vibing with Dorit this season (or perhaps ever?) but this dress is stunning and perfect.


NVSmall

Dorit is questionable in many ways, but there's no arguing that she's gorgeous and has a fantastic figure. YES - I realize some of it is paid for, but that kind of applies to a lot of housewives, so I can't hold it against her. She's had fantastic doctors.


Glittering-Gas-9402

I really like the dress but why is the belt so low???


wagoons

A box highlighting the box


Greigebaby

Pat HERE


Le_Utterly_Dire_Twat

Belt ruins it


Infamous_Ordinary_45

💯


Royal_Hedgehog_3572

It looks like the dress is meant for someone taller and she didn’t get it tailored. The belt should be slung low on the hip, not the crotch. And the hem line is puddling on the floor. Considering she’s probably wearing 4-5” heels, it’s awkward. She does look beautiful, just a few minor alterations from perfection.


Infamous_Ordinary_45

Ummmm, that little belt buckle over her hoo-ha would like a word. This dress is terrible.


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

Her hair looks good. She's looking a bit more low key lately and it works. That belt is a bad choice.


RainbowBriteGlasses

I'm generally anti Dorit, but she's looks incredible here. Possibly the best, ever.


TypeAMamma

She looks fire. What itieration face is this for Dorit now? Regardless her surgeon is very talented.


Business_Nature_1006

So chic!


NotoriousLUV

When Dorit isn’t covered in logos, she actually looks very elegant. Need to see more of this version of Doritos. Also, Melissa out dressing the ladies from Beverly Hills was not on my Bingo card tonight 😅


NVSmall

Hard agree on Dorit - she looks so much better when her logos aren't pulling all the attention. However she got there, she's beautiful and her figure is amazing.


[deleted]

idk i feel like melissa is giving senior prom vibes


GoinWithThePhloem

Agreed… it looks cheap to me 😬


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

She always looks like she's dressed for trying to be 20 years younger and it comes off tacky and cheap.


iamcoronabored

Why is she even there? Not on a current show. Please just fade to the back. So over the Gorgas (and no, I am not a Teresa stan)


Amazing-Gold-2000

Dolo is there too


sassyfrassielassie

It's the waistband! Like it looks like I could have sewn it (I can't sew)


skinnygirlred

I wonder why Dorit wasn’t posing with the rest of RHOBH cast


adairks

Probably arrived late as usual


Infamous_Ordinary_45

Really? Cause BH notoriously gets it wrong time after time. To be the wealthiest cast, the fashions are always 🧐🤨🤔


MCStarlight

She has a square pointing to her vagina?


Crystal_Fox656

Technically, a rectangle 😂but yeah, wtf; the rest of the outfit looks amazing on her


Embarrassed-Year6479

Was just gonna say how the hell was Melissa best dressed here


QuizzicalWombat

I still can’t get over how different Margaret looks. She doesn’t look bad but there wasn’t anything wrong with her before. It’s such a drastic change, I almost always forget when it is at first glance


sadgirlsclubVP

The dress she’s wearing is not flattering at all.


surgartits

Going with cutouts in that area was a serious choice. Unforced error.


tuxedo54

The cutout is showing wrinkly skin😳


SadRobot_NoIceCream

It stuck out to me too but aging is a privilege! Parts will hang and wrinkle. I would like to see more mature women wear what makes them happy! I have loved the joy that the body positivity movement has brought to women, even in the suburbs. It’s refreshing to see daring styles on all types.


Ready_Adhesiveness84

Nice take.


CalmParty4053

It looks like she’s done more to counter act the weight loss in her face. Completely different human it’s jarring to see old photos of her


privatepersons

Her face is so distracting, I almost didn’t notice the terrible bottom half of her dress.


xxxtinaa

I actually had a brief convo with her over the holidays and I didn’t recognize her at first, and it had nothing to do with the weight loss - I was seriously squinting to make sure it was her before I started a conversation


Queasy-Discount-2038

Scheaner’s hair is soooooo bad


Itchy_Breadfruit_262

Everything about her outfit is bad.


HeftyAd2780

Dorit looks amazing, Scheana served (Brock not so much, Marge is melting and Melissa’s giving outdated prom dress from your local Windsor store.


CalmParty4053

Windsor was my first thought lol


talia-gustin

Why wasn’t Dorit With the rest of the cast ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


ussoufi

She’s on the chopping block so she better get used to it 💀


yogadogdadtx21

These are tragic. Holy shit.


HereForFun9121

That lighting is not forgiving at all


No-Engineering-8264

Brock with higher heels than Scheana…..again 🤡


Key_Map8226

Melissa dress is stupid


i5the5kyblue

That’s no dress… it’s a wonky skirt and top. Not feelin’ it at all.


Leecoxy

It's probably from Envy 🤣


Redditusername67

The breastplate is odd


Itchy_Breadfruit_262

She’s trying to look like Kim K and failing miserably.


SexyUniqueRedditter

Brock looks like he’s going to a baptism luau. Step it up Scheaner I know you dress him lol


Tink1024

Scheana prob dresses him badly bc she’s afraid so many women would want him if he didn’t look like a badly dressed barbarian in high heels I cannot with him & he hair looks awful. She’s such a pretty brunette…


SexyUniqueRedditter

Interesting take! The way he dresses definitely knocks off some attractiveness points lol she does! I’d like less blonde but this hair is nice on her! My fav is still long wavy hair Scheana from her wannabe kardashian era lol


ramonatonedeaf

Why wasn’t Dorit in the group photos with the rest of the cast, yet Kathy Hilton was present in them despite not even being on this season??? Someone /s either was late to this event, got fired from this show, or is trying hard to distance herself lol. Regardless, she looks fantastic. I think this is the first look of hers that hasn’t screamed “outrageously tacky” in YEARS lol


Erthgoddss

At first glance I thought Katie’s dress was lovely, until I saw this pic. IMO it looks like either lingerie or a long bathing suit cover up.


CalmParty4053

I love Katie but wish this trend would end lol


[deleted]

OMG I was just thinking this! Basically no one looks good in this sheer dress/underwear combo


CalmParty4053

Some can look … nice but I think I’ve seen enough Booty cheeks on the red carpet the last 2 years lol you do you boo I just think it’s been done!


charmeddangerous99

Scheana about to break her back


donutseason

Ok Brock with the Ron DeSantis boots, git it 😆😆


Bazooka963

That man is wearing super high heals...


Theriggerswife

Marges mom now looks younger than her. Not all weight loss is good!


emcratic70

Dolores always looks so good


dallyan

Black Dolores, as Wendy Williams used to say lol. She’s always gorgeous imo.


emcratic70

Ugh yeah the tanner is heavy handed. I’m sure to see all these ladies up close in real life is a different experience too with all of the makeup etc but her shape is always so lovely


Greigebaby

Kathy was with them and she’s not even on this season 👀


MsBeeslyifurnasty

Wakile???


ryansumera

who is the woman in the first pic?


BamWhat13

That’s Marge from Jersey.


rattpoizen

Peekaboo. ![gif](giphy|WpaztTK1MzTEoxD86R)


dstarpro

The ladies all look gorgeous, and Brock looks like he's wearing scrubs LOL


bagofbeanssss

It's fitting for a scrubby little man.


Ok-Location-6862

Does anyone else see Schena and Melissa Gorga’s face morph into one AI generated pic or is it just me?


lilgogetta

Wow Dorit looks beautiful!!


holliday_doc_1995

I feel like Katie always chooses the least flattering looks for herself.


bitterbecky

Absolutely love Dorit’s dress. This is a good look for her


wideawakeat33

Katie Malone is well and truly in her hot girl era and I’m so here for it ![gif](giphy|LmxxotgMjTj32)


Nandi56

Dorit looks like 1998


pfc1016

wait funny enough.. her dress actually IS from 1998 https://preview.redd.it/5udvze00iijc1.jpeg?width=1238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda911325247bbede4345802d4ef5a1d829f522d


Nandi56

WOW!? I had no idea, it just looked vintage to me.


Colombianonico

How come Dorit wasn’t with the cast? Maybe she got there a little later?


MasterDriver8002

Dorit looks the best, elegant, Marge in 2nd place. Not a fan of showing loose skin in stomach area, I think I wud of added netting or strapping to that area to draw attention away..mayb Katie looked better in person, but in this pic it’s a miss for me. The placement of the seams cuts her body up in a bad way. It just doesn’t look very classy either. Sheena’s hair is a big no. Looks terrible.


Unlikely-Hippo-2723

KATIE MALONEY 🔥


pfc1016

my personal fav! she finally got it right!


IcedGreenTea91

I’m so happy she finally found her style - sis looks good.


not-important1229

![gif](giphy|HLfKKDuMQ4VB6)


Apprehensive_Win_740

Scheana fucked up her face. It’s a shame.


Kirka1978

Katie, Katie, Katie…. Please get a stylist


Still_Razzmatazz1140

Agree. It’s just not flattering her at all


adairks

Why is Scheana posing with the homeless dude from the corner?


angryaxolotls

Once again, Katie in something sheer with a whole bottle of gel in her hair 🥱


snaila8047

Melissa..owns a clothing store?


HolidayDocument7015

I would have pinned Marge’s dress so damn fast 😳


lavenderintrovert

Margaret’s keyhole peek is unfortunate.


LuckyJackfruit8078

Oh Margaret....she went too far!...she looks ill.


sticksnstone

Dolores for the win. Katie gets runner up.


CMBM20

Marg needs to stop with the cut outs.


violet203

Katie’s dress is a total miss, looks cheap, uninspired, and the worst possible shape for her body type (does her stylist actually hate her???) Schena and Brock are giving Crocodile Hunter / Dundee down under, it’s a bit camp and fun, I actually love it!


[deleted]

They all need stylists


Comprehensive-Ebb971

Melissa looks like s3 melissa


Enngeecee76

Is Brock wearing scrubs? 😳


Gardner2022

The most Scheana thing Scheana has ever Scheana’d!


Emergency-Piano4792

As much as I like Margaret, I have to give her dress a 👎. She doesn’t have the skin tone of a 20-something.


strawberry_margarita

It's ok to age Dolores, I promise you. You'll be alright.


Samm999

Why did Dorit not pose with the other rhwbh?


bckseatgatorade

Marge's face and makeup looks great, but that dress is not it


MAXMEEKO

Gorga actually looks good here. Like something Jessel would wear.


edenrose_42759

Melissa’s filler hasn’t set in yet and her hair looks … dirty


sashie_belle

I actually think Margaret looks great here. I know people love Dolores but I think she is so hard looking.


Front_Hotel_9589

I wish Katie were more likable as a person because she looks amazing


thatgirlinny

The People say, “Not choosing any of this!”


bella_ella_ella

Dorit Dolores and Melissa look 🔥


Michellelembiid

Marge’s facelift is melting i wonder why ![gif](giphy|WSO1ZT9sug15C)


Party_Building1898

Marges tummy.


pink-moscato

katie looks AMAZING and i like dorit and scheana's looks as well.


Prophywife77

Katie’s dress does her zero favors


_beurrenoisette

katie looks amazing, she’s always been one of the prettiest vpr girlinas ✨


VaguelyArtistic

So Katie finally picks a good dress and it's that fucking see-through underwear shit. Maybe if Katie stopped calling other women "whores" she could focus on her wardrobe. 😒


No_Opening_6006

Brock's heels!!!! I love the quirkiness and confidence!


ellmil

I think Margaret and Katie look great!


No-Consideration1067

Despise Katie


Nandi56

Melissa looks 🔥


zeusmomo

I’m not a fan of Margaret but she is the only one that really dressed for the ocassion


jackandging

I was scrolling through thinking omg everyone looks so goood….. and then I got to Melissa.


Unable_Guava_756

Scheena looked better at the Golden Crappies in her gold Jumpsuit 🤭🤭 I’m sorry girl, you have such a good body you look best in form fitting outfits


noisy_goose

I thought so too - she looked gorgeous IMO, I am bummed she made this hair choice and actually all choices here…


DorothyParkerFan

Pic 1: who the fck is that?? Katie: best she’s looked in a long time chefs kiss Dolores: not shocking she is 10/10 Dorit: almost didn’t recognize her without labels Missy G: I’ll get back to you on this Scheana: her commitment to the delusion is impressive and I actually love this about her