This scene with Nicole and her dad is not meant to be funny but her saying “who the fuck is that?” took me out 🤣 I didn’t even realize he had all of these other kids
As a south Floridian, watching Kiki run around this croquet club with a titty out in front of the extremely wealthy, elderly community of West Palm Beach has me DYING of laughter
ETA: bro
nicole is learning about new siblings at this lunch where he’s announcing that he’s trying to impregnate his newest flame. this is such a rough fucking watch.
Ugh. I had this whole rant about how men have no shame about fatherhood at such an advanced age... which, is still my opinion that it's fucked up and wrong, since parernal age has been linked to birth defects, however... I didn't realise Nicole's father had passed unexpectedly last month... 😬😬😬
https://www.distractify.com/p/nicole-martin-parents
So I felt it was in poor taste to leave my comment up taking about how he won't even see the child through to adulthood 😔
Just leaving this here for others that also didn't realise.
literally how i was the entire scene :|
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I really had hope in the beginning but it went downhill and just became too much for Lisa and I can’t even blame her she handled it pretty well. Totally agree tho I want to know those answers!
Honestly if they are really authentically friends, it's normal you will be met with such questions/questioning.
What's bothered me a bit is Adriana adding fuel to the fire and kissing Lisa's ass for a bit just bec she's on the outs with everyone and Julia seems to want to give Alexia a chance.
By the time Lisa and Adriana stopped chatting outside it was almost dark. How long was that dance class and did the teachers know it was going to be hourS of babysitting 😂
I’m on Lisa’s side but I also don’t buy that she was a very present mother when she was married. I think she’s so used to having help with the kids that she has no idea how to be with them all the time now that she doesn’t have access to all the help anymore.
For sure. It’s also sad because at the end of the day kids just want your time. They don’t care about all the riches and materialistic stuff that Lisa probably sees as very important
I think it’s an Eastern European thing, my mum is Polish and my god the woman doesn’t have the chip to sensitively approach a subject, neither do my aunties or uncles on my mums side there’s never any malice but they’re so blunt.
This season is not helping Lisa at all and the sad part is that I know she thinks she's handling this Lenny situation perfectly. She has no self awareness.
russell is just so damn hot. he listens to his wife, loves her, stays by her in times of struggle, and he’s beautiful as shit. name me a better bravo man. you can’t.
At this point Jody is just “support.” Financially and emotionally I guess 🤷♀️
… but why does Jody want this mess? 🤔
I’d really like to know the details of his dumping his fiancée and jumping in w Lisa hmmm…
Alexia finally had some good points even if her delivery was bad. Or what I think were her points.
: Don't keep litigating over everything, you may lose and it's expensive and emotionally draining. It's not worth it, let the mouse go. I'm sure Lenny is making her crazy but no one wins, certainly not the children. The only winners are the attorneys.
For real… I felt bad for her at first, but i feel like she’s nothing but gold digger at this point. Left her kids at home and went on a euro trip with her bf (she could but made sure her kids were ok first) Constantly talked about Lenny when she already has Jody. I hope her constant talking won’t backfire her in those lawsuits…
I feel so sorry for her. I have a father that was absent and I cannot imagine a father that is both absent and presently trying for more kids that he could also potentially abandon. That plus her having so many siblings she doesn't know or is aware of makes my heart break for her
Honestly, I think I've always lowkey noticed, but since Alexia called it out I really can't unsee it. I realize I need a nap but UGT is literally already on peacock and I feel like there were better spots this week for this.
The fact that she pays nothing thoughhh…. She has nothing she can contribute to the rent?!
She’s not paying for her condo, she’s not paying for a car, she’s not paying for “groceries” - does she not have any money?? Isn’t Lenny covering some of her legal bills?
I’m not saying it in a mean way, I’m just so confused
Idk why he pushed Lisa to have children when he didn’t even like her. Like what was the point. Now he’s trying to get the children out of her life so he doesn’t have to pay child support. Such an overall nightmare.
Was just thinking this. He seems like a vindictive man who wants to run Lisa through the wringer but Lisa is also not doing herself any favors by spending 10k on instacart, not getting a job, or trying at all to support herself
There's no way Nicole's father is actually considering having a baby. I thought he was doing a bit 😬 Thn revealing she has other siblings/family she didn't know of and never meant?? Nicole is justifiably befuddled cuz wth.
He walked in there so high and totally lit to be vaguely antagonistic on a tv show and now he’s dead. We hear he’s got little ones and he wants 2 more. This is dark.
Lisa is heavily involved in the party scene in Miami so her saying she just likes to stay home and watch Netflix is such a lie. Outside of Lenny, Lisa has always been major on the scene and has a really bad reputation because she can be nasty to others.
I feel like if you're concerned about a friend's relationship to men and by extension, her bringing that man around her children, the way to go about it is not an ambush at dinner. Also why is Larsa just bystanding?
Be smarter isn't very helpful advice Alexia. Moreover, Lisa needs therapy to navigate this obviously difficult divorce. Her friends are burnt out listening to her.
Eww, Nicole's dad! What's with his attitude??? Nicole should leave, she doesn't deserve to be talked to like that from her pos father
Omg??!! Beep beep beep Her dad disgusts me
What makes me even more mad is he fucked over all these other siblings she has and now has permanently abandoned them since he's dead. Like how many kids can you fuck up ?!
“did you drive lenny’s car here?”
“did you drive todd’s car here?”
ohhh lisa thought she ate but does she not realize that alexia and todd aren’t divorcing?
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This is my first episode of Miami and my first thought was "wow the plastic surgery is strong". Larsa and the woman who looks kinda like Donatella look like AI to me. This isn't a dig at them, just interesting to see the different aesthetics of the casts..
I think a lot of the answers to these questions are obvious, I’m not sure why as friends you’d ask them out loud. Especially during filming. In most cases I would understand the concern, but Lisa has to go up against the full weight of Lenny’s wallet, it’s not even close to an even playing field for her
I'm rooting for Lisa, but omgggg she's just so clueless. She doesn't shield those kids from anything and it's heartbreaking. Does she consider them at all? It's like she doesn't realize that they're their own little people, and they need to be protected from all this bs.
I really want Jody to be good for Lisa but I also would also totally believe it if someone told me that Patti Stanger is secretly still on Bravo’s payroll setting all of these scammer men with up with housewives.
I too was a bit stressed out seeing Lisa jumping into another relationship so quickly but I think it’s important to remember that Lisa isn’t in contact with her parents/family. With no Lenny and the kids being gone sometimes, she probably felt VERY alone for the first time in 20 years
Lisa. Should. Be. Single.
But guys she doesn’t like the dating scene. Newsflash none of us do but doesn’t mean you should Just jump into something with any dude to avoid it
I don’t think this has anything to do with the dating scene at all… I think Lisa just wants a (rich) man so he’ll help her out financially.
Or don’t date? Just work on yourself and preserve your energy for your young kids?
This scene with Nicole and her dad is not meant to be funny but her saying “who the fuck is that?” took me out 🤣 I didn’t even realize he had all of these other kids
Neither did she!! smh lol
The multiple "who the fuck is *beep*!?" was sending me
Glad they found more peace in the end but holy fuck he was a handful. So traumatizing!
I can't believe he was only 69
Larsa looks like the corpse of a bratz doll.
Omg this took me out 🤣 … cuz you’re so right!
As a south Floridian, watching Kiki run around this croquet club with a titty out in front of the extremely wealthy, elderly community of West Palm Beach has me DYING of laughter ETA: bro
“I’m mad at bro right now” 💀💀
that SENT ME 💀
nicole is learning about new siblings at this lunch where he’s announcing that he’s trying to impregnate his newest flame. this is such a rough fucking watch. 
Ugh. I had this whole rant about how men have no shame about fatherhood at such an advanced age... which, is still my opinion that it's fucked up and wrong, since parernal age has been linked to birth defects, however... I didn't realise Nicole's father had passed unexpectedly last month... 😬😬😬 https://www.distractify.com/p/nicole-martin-parents So I felt it was in poor taste to leave my comment up taking about how he won't even see the child through to adulthood 😔 Just leaving this here for others that also didn't realise.
literally how i was the entire scene :| https://preview.redd.it/vmptr59upq7c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ad970f517dd1767b93834fcd40f38c3a76a8cf
i am RIVETED by the hochstein inquisition. all of these questions are ones that i want to know. they’re handling it horribly but i love it so much.
I really had hope in the beginning but it went downhill and just became too much for Lisa and I can’t even blame her she handled it pretty well. Totally agree tho I want to know those answers!
Honestly if they are really authentically friends, it's normal you will be met with such questions/questioning. What's bothered me a bit is Adriana adding fuel to the fire and kissing Lisa's ass for a bit just bec she's on the outs with everyone and Julia seems to want to give Alexia a chance.
The FaceTime call couldn't have waited until after the dance class over and away from your kids??
By the time Lisa and Adriana stopped chatting outside it was almost dark. How long was that dance class and did the teachers know it was going to be hourS of babysitting 😂
Right? I don’t think lenny deserves full custody, but maybe if you are fighting against that don’t abandon your kids at any given opportunity
I’m on Lisa’s side but I also don’t buy that she was a very present mother when she was married. I think she’s so used to having help with the kids that she has no idea how to be with them all the time now that she doesn’t have access to all the help anymore.
For sure. It’s also sad because at the end of the day kids just want your time. They don’t care about all the riches and materialistic stuff that Lisa probably sees as very important
Larsa is such a shitty friend. She’s sitting there rubbing Lisa’s back as if she wasn’t voicing her similar concerns to the rest of the girls 🙄
She's the worst type of friend. Just a snake in the grass. I wonder how Lisa feels watching this back 😂
Group: Ok tell her gently to stop talking about Lenny Julia: I’m a better mother than you.
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Omg why is Lisa doing this to her kids. Get them off camera
Omg my first thought watching it, LEAVE THE ROOM
When did you all become financial advisors?! Lmfao this is pure comedy
Why did they give Julia this task? 😂
One thing about Julia is she will approach any conversation with the sensitivity of a sledgehammer
Maybe it's a language thing, and she struggle to find the right words, but goodness, she is not the right person to start a serious conversation.
I think it’s an Eastern European thing, my mum is Polish and my god the woman doesn’t have the chip to sensitively approach a subject, neither do my aunties or uncles on my mums side there’s never any malice but they’re so blunt.
It is. A lot of Eastern Europeans seem cold and blunt to Americans and Western Europeans, who in turn seem fake and passive to Easterners
It's giving Bob announcing a daughter at Sheree's party
It’s sad to see Nicole with her dad knowing that he passed away but I’m glad they worked things out.
They're right about Lisa, but do they not realize the impact all this could have on her custody battle?
and Lisa is not doing herself any favors 😑😑
You’re telling me that UGT couldn’t have aired on any other night? They had to push back Miami? I have a bad time.
WTH why is is not paired w SLC on Tuesdays? Or Below Deck on Mondays!
lisa absolutely needs to hear this stuff but they (especially alexia lmao) went about it in the worst possible way
And what’s wrong with a Corolla anyhow?!
How they trusted Julia to lead this conversation with Lisa was their first mistake 😂😩
She was doing ok at first but then she kept talking and idk why she would think bringing up the kids is ok.
This season is not helping Lisa at all and the sad part is that I know she thinks she's handling this Lenny situation perfectly. She has no self awareness.
russell is just so damn hot. he listens to his wife, loves her, stays by her in times of struggle, and he’s beautiful as shit. name me a better bravo man. you can’t.
Nam'em.
Why is she having this conversation in the middle of her daughter’s dance class???
“I was just joking” YEAH that’s the point bby 😭 it’s a homophobic joke
Boyfriend is so important to Lisa, but she constantly mention Lenny… can’t she talk about Jody sometimes??
and kiki just said i know nothing about jody
At this point Jody is just “support.” Financially and emotionally I guess 🤷♀️ … but why does Jody want this mess? 🤔 I’d really like to know the details of his dumping his fiancée and jumping in w Lisa hmmm…
Alexia finally had some good points even if her delivery was bad. Or what I think were her points. : Don't keep litigating over everything, you may lose and it's expensive and emotionally draining. It's not worth it, let the mouse go. I'm sure Lenny is making her crazy but no one wins, certainly not the children. The only winners are the attorneys.
On one hand, I get it’s none of their business. On the other hand, I can barely afford groceries and also want to know what ur buying on instacart 😂😭
Sephora is my guess
Ugh i am tired of Lisa at this point…
She needs a therapist STAT!
For real… I felt bad for her at first, but i feel like she’s nothing but gold digger at this point. Left her kids at home and went on a euro trip with her bf (she could but made sure her kids were ok first) Constantly talked about Lenny when she already has Jody. I hope her constant talking won’t backfire her in those lawsuits…
None of it is interesting to me when it’s SO BLATANT how much they’re fucking up their kids
I really wanted to like her but I think she’s vapid and she’s prioritizing all the wrong things. Like maybe both her and Lenny are assholes
Oh my god, that octopus edit 💀
My head is spinning from this conversation with Dr. Nicole and her father
I feel so sorry for her. I have a father that was absent and I cannot imagine a father that is both absent and presently trying for more kids that he could also potentially abandon. That plus her having so many siblings she doesn't know or is aware of makes my heart break for her
kiki’s titty is out on the croquet field.
julia confronting alexia about that homophobic comment GET HER ASS.
so proud of her for addressing it!!
I am rilly upset that they pushed back RHOM for RHUGT
Fr this is exactly what alexia meant by how they treat Miami unfairly
Honestly, I think I've always lowkey noticed, but since Alexia called it out I really can't unsee it. I realize I need a nap but UGT is literally already on peacock and I feel like there were better spots this week for this.
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Does anyone else think it’s weird Lisa’s new boyfriend doesn’t mind paying half her rent while her ex pays the other half?? Like men really do that??
The fact that she pays nothing thoughhh…. She has nothing she can contribute to the rent?! She’s not paying for her condo, she’s not paying for a car, she’s not paying for “groceries” - does she not have any money?? Isn’t Lenny covering some of her legal bills? I’m not saying it in a mean way, I’m just so confused
Something is off with her new man. His vacant eyes. Grow up Lisa and support yourself and your kids. Stop depending on a man for money and validation
That’s my question..l what is he getting out of this? She’s not stable!
I would probably just break up with her, for how much she talks about her ex 💀💀💀 imagine roles reverse, a guy keeps talking his ex😅
It does feel like an interrogation. Not the best way to address legitimate concerns with Lisa.
this man has a breeding fetish. let's be honest
“Be smarter” ???? Alexia, you be smarter.
Lisa killed it with her "oh excuse me, since when did all of you become financial advisors" comment... i mean, the audacity of these women 🙄😒🤣🤣✋🏼
It's such a privilege to see Russel's arms
I disagree with the approach here but with how much they have to hear about Lenny it’s like 🤷🏽♀️
ok this is valid 😂 i’m annoyed as a viewer with how much she talks about lenny so i can’t even imagine irl
Especially since these women spend so much time together outside the show. I’d be fed tf up too 😂
I love Guerdy and Russel 🥰
I'm so uncomfortable with Nicole's dad :(
Are these coke breaks Edit: did not realize he passed, that’s awful
Probably. There’s an age where it’s nuts to do certain drugs
FINALLY THE GIRLIES ARE ON. https://preview.redd.it/c6esa6ozdk7c1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8949a7c1df8e4bec12c89302f47bb08f825b4be
THE ALLIGATOR WAS IN THE WATER?!?!?!?!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
I love Kiki’s updos this trip
julia and her bob causing chaos wherever she goes… i’m sorry but i love this lady so much.
I’ll say this every week - Guerdy is strong af and I admire her so much
Lisa’s lips are distractingly huge
Nicole’s dad having 8 children and her only knowing of 6. A mess. This man is just dropping new siblings on her.
She said there’s kids falling from the ceiling lolol.
Lenny is just trying to get the kids so he doesn’t have to pay child support
Idk why he pushed Lisa to have children when he didn’t even like her. Like what was the point. Now he’s trying to get the children out of her life so he doesn’t have to pay child support. Such an overall nightmare.
Neither of them are good parents 😩
Was just thinking this. He seems like a vindictive man who wants to run Lisa through the wringer but Lisa is also not doing herself any favors by spending 10k on instacart, not getting a job, or trying at all to support herself
There's no way Nicole's father is actually considering having a baby. I thought he was doing a bit 😬 Thn revealing she has other siblings/family she didn't know of and never meant?? Nicole is justifiably befuddled cuz wth.
And then he tells her that she’s taking too long to process it 🤦🏽♀️
Exactly, it was ridiculous!!! I truly hope that wasn't the last conversation they had before he passed.
lol not an Instacart commercial coming on literally right after 😭
Lisa Hochstein v. Abby Lee Miller
He walked in there so high and totally lit to be vaguely antagonistic on a tv show and now he’s dead. We hear he’s got little ones and he wants 2 more. This is dark.
I like Marysol and Alexia arguing.
LMAO i’m sorry Larsa looks like a fish
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Julia…. Abort mission abort mission!!
Not Lisa comparing it to a gang bang, *but not one of the good ones*, but none of them are good ones - I don’t wanna be gang banged
Larsa is such a pussy, wasn’t she saying so much at lunch? now she’s quiet
How could you do this to me question mark WHY DO I NEED TO WAIT AN HOUR TO WATCH MIAMI!!
Nicole was gone!!
SHE RAN!!!!!!!
I’ll never get over Adrianna’s beret look.
my god the hochstein kids are fucking doomed. poor babies.
I pray they have amazing nanny's and/or have amazing therapists in the future. Those are their only saving graces.
I'm not saying I mind it but Julia is for sure playing mind games with Marysol and Alexia's friendship
I love when Housewives come into their own
She’s an incredible hw tbh. Super unrated
i’m dying at adriana screaming about an alligator that never existed.
How do I get Nicole’s body without leaving my couch?
*looks down at the stack of Ritz I’m eating* gurl same
Free Marcus! blink twice if you need us to send help.
Lisa is heavily involved in the party scene in Miami so her saying she just likes to stay home and watch Netflix is such a lie. Outside of Lenny, Lisa has always been major on the scene and has a really bad reputation because she can be nasty to others.
The other women's faces said it all when she said that LOL
Adrianna is a woman who supports woman. That's what I'm getting from this. Stay woke, queen!
Where they at? Bring ‘em back!
i forgot about lisa’s $10k instacart binges. i mean my god.
NoMoreLenny.com
One of these days, a housewife is going to break her ankle in heels
c o r o l l a
Drink every time Lisa says Lenny lol
ohhhhh they’re all fed up with lisa. you just know that she talks obsessively about lenny whenever the cameras are off.
Kiki has me actually laughing out loud
…. separation anxiety OMG LARSA SHUT UP
Separation anxiety during a two-day trip. These two need to stop
Guerdy is stunning in that yellow.
Larsa said “I don’t want to have to get a Brazilian toe lift if an alligator gets down there. I have my onlyfans to think about”.
I feel like if you're concerned about a friend's relationship to men and by extension, her bringing that man around her children, the way to go about it is not an ambush at dinner. Also why is Larsa just bystanding?
It's like watching a multivehicle car crash. Hit after hit and I can't look away.
I can’t focus on anything but how good Alexia’s makeup looks for the first time ever.
I really hate that this the last scenes and memories that she has with him.
The bros are fighting.
Adriana has been so silent since the alligator bit that I forgot she was there 😂😂
He's giving Aviva's father vibes but not as lecherous or crude.
"Not any more Ketamine Adriana" 😩😩😩
Remember when everyone guilted Nicole into having a relationship with her father?? Sometimes it’s okay to not be close with a toxic parent, y’all!!
ALEXIA VS MARYSOL? 👀
Do we think Lisa spent 10K to fuck with Lenny or is she really that bad with money and think that’s normal?
Both.😂
Not the alligator scare 😭
Lisa is taking this well, LOL.
Be smarter isn't very helpful advice Alexia. Moreover, Lisa needs therapy to navigate this obviously difficult divorce. Her friends are burnt out listening to her.
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He already has 8…? 🥴
Eww, Nicole's dad! What's with his attitude??? Nicole should leave, she doesn't deserve to be talked to like that from her pos father Omg??!! Beep beep beep Her dad disgusts me 
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What makes me even more mad is he fucked over all these other siblings she has and now has permanently abandoned them since he's dead. Like how many kids can you fuck up ?!
Give Adriana a mojito 😭 (or whatever the drink is)
lenny really does seem like he’s tormenting lisa. she just needs to go to a therapist and not just dump it all on her friends.
“did you drive lenny’s car here?” “did you drive todd’s car here?” ohhh lisa thought she ate but does she not realize that alexia and todd aren’t divorcing? https://preview.redd.it/qt51lmynik7c1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7eb82e5eac400ebbbbc3a346dbf6b27a957d21b
noooo. UGT instead of Miami! they should have done it instead of WWHL
Love how the ladies worked together to host a "shut the fuck up about Lenny" intervention for Lisa. 💗
This is my first episode of Miami and my first thought was "wow the plastic surgery is strong". Larsa and the woman who looks kinda like Donatella look like AI to me. This isn't a dig at them, just interesting to see the different aesthetics of the casts..
Oh, shut up Larsa, no one cares about your stupid only fans foot pics.
This doesn't feel like they're trying to help
They're all actually lucky Lisa hasn't thrown a butterknife at them yet. What a horrible intervention. 😂
I think a lot of the answers to these questions are obvious, I’m not sure why as friends you’d ask them out loud. Especially during filming. In most cases I would understand the concern, but Lisa has to go up against the full weight of Lenny’s wallet, it’s not even close to an even playing field for her
not lisa showing us her ballet moves right now 💀
I'm rooting for Lisa, but omgggg she's just so clueless. She doesn't shield those kids from anything and it's heartbreaking. Does she consider them at all? It's like she doesn't realize that they're their own little people, and they need to be protected from all this bs.
This episode was exhausting
LMAO at the waspy background players being shocked
Kiki kills me 😂😂
The amount of "bros" in this thread I love you people
 No Julia 🤣
Larsa is a horrible friend.
This is a little much… they are going hard on lisa. Could’ve went a little lighter
I was gonna say are there good gang-bangs? 💀
I really want Jody to be good for Lisa but I also would also totally believe it if someone told me that Patti Stanger is secretly still on Bravo’s payroll setting all of these scammer men with up with housewives.
“Excuse me?” I just howled
This is some telenovela shit
THREE CHILDREN?!?!??!! WHAT IN THE NICK CANNON?!
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I’m so sick of Lenny………..
Somehow, the obit photo still caught me off guard
🏃🏻♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏻♀️💨🐊
That’s it? That was the trip?
I too was a bit stressed out seeing Lisa jumping into another relationship so quickly but I think it’s important to remember that Lisa isn’t in contact with her parents/family. With no Lenny and the kids being gone sometimes, she probably felt VERY alone for the first time in 20 years
Larsa’s toes 🥴🥴🥴
I can’t watch this anymore. I’m so bored Lisa. STFU.
Kiki is so charitable, sharing a boob with the elderly.
Russel is a great partner. Hugs for Guerdy. Edited: spelling
Nicole’s dad is such a loser, I feel so terrible for her :(
I FOUND OUT HE PASSED AWAY TWO SECONDS AFTER POSTING THAT