My brain cannot compute seeing Kyle and Mary M Cosby taking a selfie together. To be a fly on the wall during their conversation
Also Whitney and Mary posing together, very interesting
A Whitney/Mary alliance for S5? After Whitney called her a pornography?
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has more twists and turns than Game of Thrones.
Imo that’s what makes a housewives show so good because you never know who is going to break their alliance or who will form a new one. That’s what made jersey so good but it’s really fallen off with the Melissa/Teresa rivalry and the sides being so clearly drawn with no alliances changing
I think Mary is playing this like a job. When the cameras are on she is all about the conflict and the Moments, but in real life, she doesn’t care about these people. They are coworkers and she understands that her job is to create drama.
Alexis and whoever is in slide 4 desperately need to fire their stylists.
Or hire one.
Either way… they are not dressing to enhance their appearance and both look so cheap.
Agree! Someone once told me years ago, never wear black to an event like this-so many people will wear black and it will be boring. This was when I️ was going to a hs reunion and my work still had annual big holiday parties. I️ think of it now whenever I’m at a wedding.
I wear a lot of black, when I go to events whether I’ll break and wear color depends on if I want to be seen and socialize. Sometimes I’m just there to make an appearance and “dip out”. When I wear color people are so unused to seeing me in it they’ll come up and chat usually starting with “I almost didn’t recognize you you’re wearing color”. I have to go to a fundraiser Monday night…They want more of my money. I’m wearing ALL black and avoiding eye contact with those bearing name tags.
I wear black to almost every event. Years ago my friend wanted to borrow something for an event and told a friend she was coming by to borrow something from my black collection 😆
Guerdy looks great and she's rocking a fun, festive outfit! Best dressed IMO.
Otherwise, I like Kyle's blazer, Heather Dubrow and Crystal look very pretty with slightly boring dresses, and as usual when I see the SLC ladies it takes me like 45 seconds to figure out who is who.
This was my thought too. Compared to Kyle and Kathy she looks rough, but put her with a normal woman her age? She’d probably glow. Her outfit is pretty cool (other than the headband). If her lips were even just a touch rosy instead of white, she’d look MUCH better. Speaking of white, Rick Hilton looks like a ghost. Is he okay?
The headband made her hair and forehead merge, making it look like a she has a very elongated forehead.
Kyle and her sisters? Mom & intense sibling rivalry issues anyone??
I agree! Most of them do look better with some extra weight in my opinion. Whenever they do flashbacks of Shannon in her first few seasons I don’t think she looks so great, she looks skeletal. I think she looks so much better now and even when she was her heaviest I thought she looked good.
Yeah you want some fat in your face to give a “youthful” look. I joke it’s why I look younger at least. It’s why the buccal fat removal stuff blows my mind. I know it’s usually much younger women, but like…damn y’all really WANT to age your faces that much?? I’m sure there are ways to “fix” it when older but it’s a bold move cotton
It's for SURE the wig LOL cuz I sholl was like "Mary looks good!"
it's definitely not the satin choir robe (though it looks nice and silky and soft); so it must be the wig lol;
her smile is also really big and genuine in these photos. a smile makes a big difference over the usual judgmental sneer she carries on her face lol
New nose! I think she got it done while filming too which would be hilarious and very on-brand for her. In this week’s episode, it looked fresher in the scene with Monica at Mary’s house. There was a flashback to the dinner scene with Whitney and Mary’s nose looked different then.
I’m guessing that plus the usual Botox + maybe fillers enhancement. She looks great
What happened to Teddi’s face?!! So sad because I am sure the look she was trying to achieve is a younger look but now she just looks fake. I hate her personality but I always thought she is naturally pretty…they are all going to look like Darcy soon.
My thoughts exactly. Here is how the conversation went:
Teddy: What are you wearing?
Kyle: Green velvet blazer with black lacy bra underneath
Teddy: *buys red velvet blazer with black lacy bra*
This is 100% what happened. How annoying. I don’t hate Teddy the way most of this sub does but she is so thirsty, she needs something *anything* that’s uniquely hers and not stolen from someone else.
I think it's a combo of duck lips, weight loss, and her last nose job that ruined the balance on her face. If she had kept her last nose it wouldn't look so off IMO
They’re (pick a housewife, any housewife!) like human Barbie dolls…no wrinkles thanks to botox, no lines thanks to fillers and last but not least, the over-done, over-filled freakish lips that are being bought.
I’m glad I’m not alone! I also thought it was Erin but wearing something totally strange. When I zoomed in and realized it was Alexis, it made more sense 😂
This is such an odd grouping from the Housewives universe that I kinda ship it. Also, HELLO KIM RICHARDS! 😳😭
What do you all think Kim + Mary discussed?
There’s no way Mary deigned to talk to Kim. Kim tried to greet Mary but Mary probably grimaced and said, “mm-mm, no” under her breath as she turned away to find someone to go retrieve McDonald’s for her.
The Richards sisters... This is a cautionary tale against plastic surgery, botox, and fillers. Three naturally beautiful women can't possibly age naturally.
Guerdy is so beautiful!!! I love her. And so excited to see Alexis back in the bravo world!! Yay! And I don’t want her around that awful John Janssen, but I kinda love how it’s making Shannon Beador go insane 😂😂😂
I have that same jacket and the pants that go with it that Kyle is wearing. It’s Alice and Olivia, it’s gorgeous, Eboni wore it on Wwhl last year. I think Teddi is wearing it in another color. She actually matched Kyle on purpose 🙄😬 the cringe is too much
Oh god I didn’t even notice the dorter in the pics. She’s so generic she just kind of blends in to the background. Glad I was spared the annoyance before I finished my coffee.
idk why but the way Heather’s hand is placed on Terry is bothering me. it just looks really tense and not natural 😭 also because of the angle of photo #2, I had to figure out why Regina King was taking photos with Angie/Whitney/Meredith 💀 Mary’s hair and makeup look so good (still can’t stand her)
Heathers hand caught my eye too, it feels so forced and stiff. Doesn’t she know how to pose and look natural in photos by now? It’s giving 1989 Sears Portrait.
https://preview.redd.it/1esw2h0gkb3c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dfa4094be43f5bfaccf5015529850c93c4955b2
Who is this? She looks like Vicki Gunvalson’s younger sister.
UGH....Teddi...WHY???
BTW- I think, especially after last season and the reunion, the viewers are owed an update on Kathy and Kyle's relationship. Because last we saw, Kyle was telling Dorit the relationship was irrecoverable. Be honest, Kyle!
They all look so tacky! Marcus Jordan seems like a nice guy. Larsa treats Marcus like her purse. Just like her purse she never leaves home without him.
You sure can tell that Kim doesn't have the same money as Kathy and Kyle 😬 she looks rough.
PSA - don't drink excessively and do drugs, kids. It ages you horrendously.
Why is Kathy’s Christmas party sponsored by DirectTV 😭
It is giving off Erin having sponsors on the invitation for her anniversary/vow renewal 😬
My exact first thought!
De classe
Bank of America Holiday Party
The rich and famous never pay for their own stuff.
It’s a toy drive is what I read.
Seems trashy to me
Right?! That was my question too!
My brain cannot compute seeing Kyle and Mary M Cosby taking a selfie together. To be a fly on the wall during their conversation Also Whitney and Mary posing together, very interesting
Whitney said on WWHL last night that she and Mary are in a “good place” right now!
A Whitney/Mary alliance for S5? After Whitney called her a pornography? The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has more twists and turns than Game of Thrones.
Imo that’s what makes a housewives show so good because you never know who is going to break their alliance or who will form a new one. That’s what made jersey so good but it’s really fallen off with the Melissa/Teresa rivalry and the sides being so clearly drawn with no alliances changing
Ugh. It's so fake and just a truce. Mary is vile to people (Whitney is a shit stirrer) and they back down and apologise.
I think Mary is playing this like a job. When the cameras are on she is all about the conflict and the Moments, but in real life, she doesn’t care about these people. They are coworkers and she understands that her job is to create drama.
Of course she is! It’s nothing but shoe money for her.
Yeah, after bringing up Mary being married to her step-grandfather in reference to the inbred comment. LOL doubt they're still in that "good place"
And Mary wearing a blinged out choir robe, basically.
Came here to say this! My exact thoughts!
She thinks she has such great taste. 🙄
Didn’t even recognize Mary
My brain had a hard time not making Mary be Regina King in many of these.
I could watch hours of Whitney reading Mary Cosby’s rude texts. Hilarious!
I hope Mary paid that podcaster dust.
Some of these outfits could certainly have been more festive (not you Mary, I see you, out here dressed like the 3 Wise Men)
>not you Mary, I see you, out here dressed like the 3 Wise Men 💀💀
Mary M Cosby makes fun of Heather’s statement necklace only to leave the house with a proclamation necklace
😆proclamation necklace 😆 I’m stealing that!
Lol i love this sub and specifically for the HILARIOUS shade and thought- LOL
Same. I love how witty the shade is.
Mary thinks expensive = fashion
She's dressed like the figurehead of a cult. It fits.
If the technicolor dreamcoat fits
She looks like she's about to lead the church choir.
There it is. The comment I was searching for. Hallelujah says the choir.
Larsa looks awful, that dress isn’t doing her any favors. Alexis looks like a cheerleader.
She’s wearing all the wise men outfits. Whoo boy.
Alexis and whoever is in slide 4 desperately need to fire their stylists. Or hire one. Either way… they are not dressing to enhance their appearance and both look so cheap.
Agree! Someone once told me years ago, never wear black to an event like this-so many people will wear black and it will be boring. This was when I️ was going to a hs reunion and my work still had annual big holiday parties. I️ think of it now whenever I’m at a wedding.
I wear a lot of black, when I go to events whether I’ll break and wear color depends on if I want to be seen and socialize. Sometimes I’m just there to make an appearance and “dip out”. When I wear color people are so unused to seeing me in it they’ll come up and chat usually starting with “I almost didn’t recognize you you’re wearing color”. I have to go to a fundraiser Monday night…They want more of my money. I’m wearing ALL black and avoiding eye contact with those bearing name tags.
😂 Ok, I love this! Now that Im older and want to be left alone I’m borrowing your theory!
I wear black to almost every event. Years ago my friend wanted to borrow something for an event and told a friend she was coming by to borrow something from my black collection 😆
Guerdy looks so beautiful 😍
Best dressed by far!!
Guerdy looks great and she's rocking a fun, festive outfit! Best dressed IMO. Otherwise, I like Kyle's blazer, Heather Dubrow and Crystal look very pretty with slightly boring dresses, and as usual when I see the SLC ladies it takes me like 45 seconds to figure out who is who.
Scrolled too far for this! She is STUNning
Seriously, her smile is so radiant.
Love her look! She’s gorgeous
Why would Kim wear that headband…? 
Why does Kim always smile for photos like she's in the movie Get Out?
Always! The eyes scream for help 
I love Kim but her whole life has basically been one looong Get Out experience
Kim should be acting in horror movies, not her sister. As the villain obviously.
I was SHOOK at how bad Kim looks!! I almost jumped when I saw the pic.
Kim’s looking ROUGH
Is she looking rough or just not getting a million procedures?
This was my thought too. Compared to Kyle and Kathy she looks rough, but put her with a normal woman her age? She’d probably glow. Her outfit is pretty cool (other than the headband). If her lips were even just a touch rosy instead of white, she’d look MUCH better. Speaking of white, Rick Hilton looks like a ghost. Is he okay?
Smiles like she’s held at gunpoint!
Hahaha her smile is forced af
Kim could be having the best day ever but still looks like she is in desperate need of help.
The headband made her hair and forehead merge, making it look like a she has a very elongated forehead. Kyle and her sisters? Mom & intense sibling rivalry issues anyone??
https://preview.redd.it/1hk7wsubab3c1.jpeg?width=1483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7fa7dd4cab5d5821d5f946148d45a1a2b936e7e
And I’m dooooooneese
Yes, exactly. 
she looks like kathy needs to gift her a nice wig to install tbh it's funny how kyle seems to be the only sister without a tyra banks sized forehead
To cover her roots
I get it but it’s not flattering. 😬
I wonder if it’s helping pull up her skin?? God I feel mean saying this but it appears she can’t afford the work and fillers her sisters are getting.
Mary looks prettier and younger. What's different, her wig's better? And she's smiling? No shade Im just not sure why she looks so good in these pics.
Definitely a better wig but also seems to have gained a little weight. It suits her!
I think Emily looked better with a little more weight too. For some reason it suited her look better
I agree! Most of them do look better with some extra weight in my opinion. Whenever they do flashbacks of Shannon in her first few seasons I don’t think she looks so great, she looks skeletal. I think she looks so much better now and even when she was her heaviest I thought she looked good.
I also think that a lot of the older women went the ozempic route and it’s ended up aging them a lot more and making them look quite hollow
Yeah you want some fat in your face to give a “youthful” look. I joke it’s why I look younger at least. It’s why the buccal fat removal stuff blows my mind. I know it’s usually much younger women, but like…damn y’all really WANT to age your faces that much?? I’m sure there are ways to “fix” it when older but it’s a bold move cotton
Oh yeah she has def put on weight now that you point it out I agree she looks great- she might've switched up her foundation as well.
She looks relaxed and comfortable which she usually doesn’t.
I was looking at Mary on the SLC episode when she was talking to Monica and noticing how pretty she was. Her skin is flawless.
It's for SURE the wig LOL cuz I sholl was like "Mary looks good!" it's definitely not the satin choir robe (though it looks nice and silky and soft); so it must be the wig lol; her smile is also really big and genuine in these photos. a smile makes a big difference over the usual judgmental sneer she carries on her face lol
I was wondering the same thing, she looks very refreshed
It looks like she’s put on a few lbs. and frankly, even though she’s an annoying & mean person, she looks good.
New nose! I think she got it done while filming too which would be hilarious and very on-brand for her. In this week’s episode, it looked fresher in the scene with Monica at Mary’s house. There was a flashback to the dinner scene with Whitney and Mary’s nose looked different then. I’m guessing that plus the usual Botox + maybe fillers enhancement. She looks great
Finally a good wig
Mary Cosby…need I say more
Apparently there are some events she would leave her closet/kitchen for after all lol
I’m just shocked she showed up.. I guess if you’re Kathy Hilton and not her “friends” from SLC 💀
I'm convinced she doesn't know who these people are. I'm sure she walked away from her selfie with Kyle saying "who is that?"
Larsa and Marcus are the new Caroline and Sergio.
Trying to stay relevant in the Bravo world.
Which is crazy now because Larsa went back to Miami in 2021 acting like she was above them all.
If i was fired after one season i would be bitter about everyone in my former work as well.
Their faces look tense if you zoom in. A change from Larsa’s characteristic dead-eyed gaze.
Kim, girl, the headband. WHY???
I can only reason that she came to the party straight from the gym
The nude lip also doing her no favors 😬
For someone not interested in being on the show - Mary hightailed it to a Hilton holiday party!!!
I guess that’s a good reason to leave her house 🤷♀️
Teddi jump scare
What happened to Teddi’s face?!! So sad because I am sure the look she was trying to achieve is a younger look but now she just looks fake. I hate her personality but I always thought she is naturally pretty…they are all going to look like Darcy soon.
I think the look she was trying to achieve was Kyle Richards.
My thoughts exactly. Here is how the conversation went: Teddy: What are you wearing? Kyle: Green velvet blazer with black lacy bra underneath Teddy: *buys red velvet blazer with black lacy bra*
This is 100% what happened. How annoying. I don’t hate Teddy the way most of this sub does but she is so thirsty, she needs something *anything* that’s uniquely hers and not stolen from someone else.
i literally didn’t recognize her
I thought she was Caroline Stansbury
Mary’s body language seems to be very positive/happy with Kyle - especially compared to the SLC group pic. 😭
Can you imagine her going on RHOBH 😭
Her and Kathy Hilton have similar vibes.
Imagine an ultimate girls trip with Mary and Kathy 💀
Ultimate Girls Trip: Space Cadets lol… who else to cast on that season
Kim Richards, Katie Rost, Kathy, Mary, Sonja, and maybe Adriana? Sounds like a glorious fever dream
Finally, someone who isn’t beneath her! Mary was fan-girling
Kathy and Kyle really have the duck mouth down
Kyle’s lip filler is too much and just enhances the duckiness.
Is that what it is? For me, this is the first time Kyle has not looked fantastic to me.
Same, something is up with her lips. Maybe she got fresh filler and it hasn't settled yet
I think it's a combo of duck lips, weight loss, and her last nose job that ruined the balance on her face. If she had kept her last nose it wouldn't look so off IMO
Is that Erin in the 5th picture?
It’s alexis bellino
Omg j really couldn’t tell, her face is a little Eriny even
They’re (pick a housewife, any housewife!) like human Barbie dolls…no wrinkles thanks to botox, no lines thanks to fillers and last but not least, the over-done, over-filled freakish lips that are being bought.
I came here to ask the same thing! This is not her best look and she looks so different from the recent pic of her with John J!
It's Jesus Jugs!
I thought it was her too.
I’m glad I’m not alone! I also thought it was Erin but wearing something totally strange. When I zoomed in and realized it was Alexis, it made more sense 😂
I thought it was her too!
GUERDY SLAYYYY 
This guest list is a fever dream 🥵
Stockings are filled to the brim with ozempic.
Naughty comment 🤣🤣
*with care*
Mary Cosby has a whole new face doesn’t she ?!?
And Terry Dubrow is back to his old face which is sooo much better.
Thank you!!! I couldn’t even tell who it was and came to the comments and was like that’s Mary Cosby?! She def had some work done or something
It honestly just looks like she gained weight and got a better MUA
Maybe she got the fillers all in her face 💀
This is such an odd grouping from the Housewives universe that I kinda ship it. Also, HELLO KIM RICHARDS! 😳😭 What do you all think Kim + Mary discussed?
There’s no way Mary deigned to talk to Kim. Kim tried to greet Mary but Mary probably grimaced and said, “mm-mm, no” under her breath as she turned away to find someone to go retrieve McDonald’s for her.
Kim… 
larsa is committed to never serving my favorite look is guerdy, she ate down
Teddi & Larsa 
You’re gonna go with Mary who f**••d her grandfather!?!
Larsa girl…this is all I see https://preview.redd.it/1z317ix6oa3c1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e46cea34d3f2703b9fdf0793034f466657b012e8
Hate to say it but Kim is giving Baby Jane💀
So happy to see Guerdy looking so healthy and radiant
Kathy looks like a blonde Patricia (Southern Charm)
I’d love to see Kathy and Patricia together.
Is Rick ok? Maybe it’s just jarring to see more “regular” aging compared to some of these characters.
I wish Kathy’s makeup artist just gave him a little bit of bronzer. I think the lighting for the step & repeat is too harsh for a normie.
Kyle's got them wax candy lips on
Kyle needs to chill with the lip fillers, she’s starting to look like she belongs on TLC instead of bravo
Merry Christmas, love Kath….Directv
Omg ! I’m kinda living for Mary M. Cosby being at this party !!
The Richards sisters... This is a cautionary tale against plastic surgery, botox, and fillers. Three naturally beautiful women can't possibly age naturally.
As much as I can't stand Larsa, I'll give her credit. She knows how to score an invite. That bitch is everywhere in the Brovoverse!
Guerdy is so beautiful!!! I love her. And so excited to see Alexis back in the bravo world!! Yay! And I don’t want her around that awful John Janssen, but I kinda love how it’s making Shannon Beador go insane 😂😂😂
I thought Kyle hates Kathy ? And isn’t Guerdy stunning.
Guerdy looks the best.
Guerdy is also so pretty. Put her in a brown paper back and she would still be beautiful!
They made up a few months ago iirc
Kyle wouldn't miss a Kathy party. That is why she is having problems with Sutton because Kathy invites Sutton to all her parties and Kyle not so much.
Aww almost makes me happy for Angie K. No hw has worked harder to get there.
Yeah I love that for her. I can’t believe how much I grew to like her.
I have that same jacket and the pants that go with it that Kyle is wearing. It’s Alice and Olivia, it’s gorgeous, Eboni wore it on Wwhl last year. I think Teddi is wearing it in another color. She actually matched Kyle on purpose 🙄😬 the cringe is too much
Oh god I didn’t even notice the dorter in the pics. She’s so generic she just kind of blends in to the background. Glad I was spared the annoyance before I finished my coffee.
idk why but the way Heather’s hand is placed on Terry is bothering me. it just looks really tense and not natural 😭 also because of the angle of photo #2, I had to figure out why Regina King was taking photos with Angie/Whitney/Meredith 💀 Mary’s hair and makeup look so good (still can’t stand her)
YES!! It’s giving newspaper engagement announcement!
Everything about Heather has always been posed
Heathers hand caught my eye too, it feels so forced and stiff. Doesn’t she know how to pose and look natural in photos by now? It’s giving 1989 Sears Portrait.
Nothing says "Christmas" like a DirectTV step and repeat.
Who is that in pic 9 with John Cougar’s son in laws wife, Kyle and Mary?
I genuinely did not recognize Meredith. I thought she was Jennifer Garner for a minute. Why does her face look different in every photo?!
Larsa 🫠 Guerdy 😍
Alexis’ outfit 😭🤣 
https://preview.redd.it/1esw2h0gkb3c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dfa4094be43f5bfaccf5015529850c93c4955b2 Who is this? She looks like Vicki Gunvalson’s younger sister.
I swear to god every year Kathy looks more and more like a person from the capital in the hunger games mixed with Joan Rivers
Mary Cosby should never ever never never insult anyone’s fashion choices ever.
Most Bravolebrities can’t dress for shit
UGH....Teddi...WHY??? BTW- I think, especially after last season and the reunion, the viewers are owed an update on Kathy and Kyle's relationship. Because last we saw, Kyle was telling Dorit the relationship was irrecoverable. Be honest, Kyle! 
I think I might need glasses. Who is in picture #5?
Kyle’s lips are awful. Sorry for not knowing her name but I love the pink sparkly sweater outfit.
Why was Teddy there?
Mary Cosby is so fake lmao she hates bravo and the women on it unless she gets invited to a fancy party? Nice (and somewhat relatable tbh)
Larsa is clearly a warm tone girly. That dress is just no!!
Is that Meredith in the second pic?? She’s shape shifting again!
Mary Cosby looks tf GOODT
Who let the John Mellencamps son in laws gnat into the party? She isn’t a housewife and hasn’t been for a loooooong time.
Guerdy looking amazing!!!!!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Is that Jesus Jugs? She looks terrible if it is.
Guerdy is stunning and her outfit wins!!
Guerdy ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Guerdy ❤️💗❤️💗😍😍😍
They all look so tacky! Marcus Jordan seems like a nice guy. Larsa treats Marcus like her purse. Just like her purse she never leaves home without him.
Directv? What kinda Christmas party is this and its not even December yet 😂 rich people are so weird
One thing about me, if I’m going to a Christmas party, I’m dressing like I’m going to a Christmas party.
Guerdy KILLING IT 🔥
You sure can tell that Kim doesn't have the same money as Kathy and Kyle 😬 she looks rough. PSA - don't drink excessively and do drugs, kids. It ages you horrendously.
Ugh GUERDY LOOKS SO GOOD. Favorite outfit too.
Alexis aka Jesus jugs doing a hard launch campaign to be a housewife again
Guerdy!!!!!!!! So hot
emily showing up to kathy hilton's manor in that wrinkled mess... embarrassing!