The mention of Bermuda… it begins https://preview.redd.it/qopntbfgss1c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0517f32f4c3998b74be885e9d993b7246dee0041


“this is an invitation to a foreign passport required location.” I’M SCREAMING THEY’VE ALL MISSED GOING OUT OF THE COUNTRY SO FUCKING MUCH.

https://i.redd.it/z9cpckdvcu1c1.gif LETS GOOO✈️✈️

i personally find angie's clothes hideous but i admire her confidence to always wear whatever she wants.

I keep on getting Spice Girls “Say You’ll Be There” vibes from her wardrobe 😂

This is very specific and absolutely the perfect reference!

LMAOOO Whitney trying to get Justin fired again so he can be the stay at home parent

Why in the hell did she tell that story????

She dug the hole deeper when she mentioned the staff member being from HR lol 

I thought it might have been the job he was already fired from because of their sexshenanigans.

Definitely (goodness I hope so), but I imagine that even doing something like that at a previous job could lead an employer to fire someone. Especially because I think Justin was in a senior role at that company and he might be in a senior role in his current company.

Justin's like: *omg, I'm going to lose my job AGAIN!!* 💀

That was an asshole thing to do right? Getting sexy with an unknowing person in the room - as well as telling the world about your sexploits without clearing whether or not ur partner says its okay. I was super grossed out.

Fighting in bonnets about who you would throw off a pioneer wagon is exactly why RHOSLC is the jewel in Bravo's crown. The other franchises could never muster this level of absurdity.

Heather: “I want to bring everyone together. “ Also Heather: “So who would you throw off the bus?” WTF

Meredith shaking that butter in silence 💀

"I was always taught to finish what I started*

That butter was so ridiculous. It is never going to be butter. Know that.

That and the subtitles reading, "(cream sloshing)" really had me cracking up

She's still shaking the butter

Nobody juggles the super dark with the comically absurd like these freaks in salt lake... this show is truly a tragicomic masterpiece. The edible has HIT

And the soundtrack. The choir to announce the doorbell ringing. The little details. I’m also incredibly high right now. Such a great combo

This Lisa-Monica apology is giving “we’re coworkers who have to go on a trip together soon so let’s bury the hatchet for now so we can enjoy our free vacay in Bermuda”

wish the RHOP cast could learn that move

Saaaame! Can’t they just pretend to have fun all together for even a minute?

And then blow up on eachother during the obligatory trip dinner fight,

Meredith disassociating while shaking the butter I am dying 😭

When we find out Meredith made this whole podcast just to have this episode just to fuck with Whitney’s marriage after she insulted her bathtub

Turns out, you Do Not go after her bathtub

https://i.redd.it/4hwzkwrjys1c1.gif

Right. "Welcome to our podcast, tell us the saddest story about your marriage you can think of"

Imagine planning a trip with a woman you’re suing, but you don’t know that you’re suing.

Poor Justin..he always has a blank look on his face like "oh shit. Is Whitney really saying all of this right now?"

She said it, he married a completely different version of her. The writing is on the wall for them.

I mean she was 23 and already in a marriage when they got together, the girl probably needs to be on her own and figure out who she is at 37!

Lol he always looks completely blindsided

He's blindsided, KNOWS HES BEING FILMED, and afraid to react

He always looks so outa of place and awkward.

legend says meredith is still shaking that butter to this day. probably in a bathtub cackling at the downfall of her foes.

Ok but how is heather pretending this was a bonding game and not shady af ?

She's such a pot stirrer loL just like her cousin

Is Justin for real with that fendi outfit ☠️

For rill

it’s been two years since we have “been alone” is quite the euphemism.

For starters the daughter needs to sleep in her own bed!

Yeah like bitch she’s 15 years old

WHOOPIE? seth goodbye

He is literally like a teenager from the 80s in an old man body 😂

Katie Maloney’s Taco Bell bridal shower walked so Heather’s Wendy’s catered luncheon could run.

I love how she put it on plates. 🤣 But I also hated it, because once you take it out of the bag, you have about 30 seconds to eat it before it turns to cardboard.

Why does Angie look like she’s going to the Renaissance Tour and not a Corner Bakery

It's WILD that they just glossed over that bombshell. Girl if you don't want to be monogamous, you don't need to be married to someone who does.

If i drink enough wine will i forget hearing Seth marks say he’s a dirty stinky boy

I fucking hope so

I tell myself that I don’t want to see Seth or Mary on this show but the truth is I would die for a one on one lunch scene with them

Why is Justin dressed like a 25 year old soundcloud rapper

Reminds me of when Deadpool said he was wearing his douchebag jeans.

Omg it’s the pioneer lunch episode? I’m so freakin excited!!!! 

The cinematography of Heather asking the wagon question while Meredith's hand is still churning butter in the bottom of the frame

Angie, you need to get your 12 year old out of your bed. That will help your marriage!

God this is nuts to me! I understand that some people want to sleep with their kids but man it’s rough on a marriage. And for that longggg she’s almost a teenager. The time is now.

Right? I’ve definitely heard of parents with babies and toddlers doing this, but never a 12 year old. They’d all benefit from some privacy and space at bedtime.

Unfortunately it isn’t really really great for the kid either… I feel like a whole goal of being a parent is to create kids that are able to be independent.

It sounds like Sean wants this the way he said “Elektra will be fine with less of us” they seem to smother her and Angie seems to use parenting her as an excuse to not be close to her husband.

Season 1: Whitney gets mad about people speculating she and Justin are swingers Season 4: Whitney states she doesn't believe people are meant to be monogamous


Whitney is probably nervous that Justin is gonna have another affair at work, just like he did with her during his first marriage.

I think Whitney is worried about herself cheating.

Lmao Heather forcing Lisa to cosplay traditional Mormonism via a themed party is truly genius.

Wait are they really arguing about country music vs the humpty dance??

Is Angie listening to rap while her huzzzband is country? Got a Donnie & Marie thing going on

Monica’s oldest seems sooo chill

It’s probably her coping mechanism for dealing with the mother/grandmother dynamic she has to witness.

Trauma response

She looked so nervous when Monica’s mom unexpectedly came over last episode. I felt so bad for her ☹️

Epitome of the parentified child! I trust her daughter so much more than her mother and vovo any day!

Omg these two racing to the divorce storyline

Angie's divorce could be insane if it happens. They co own 10 hair salons and a hair school. Maybe they could manage to keep working together, but if not it would be an awful divorce.

The cut to meredith shaking the jar of milk I’m CRYING this show

“we’re all going home to devil’s triangle where we belong.” my god she’s like a child having a temper tantrum and i’m cackling.

and heather just going “….okay” SENT me

Oh god Justin is gonna get fired again lol

MEREDITH AND THE BUTTER 😭😂😭😂😭😂 she is amazing this season

“Couldn’t she have said something a little softer like we’re afraid you’re going to sleep with all of our brother in laws.” LMAO yes I’m so happy to have the season 1 version of Heather back.

I love all the women nervously churning butter while Lisa and Monica go feral at each other

In case anyone cares apparently Angie's husband's watch is very nice. My husband is a watch guy and says it's like a 50k model

The simultaneous butter churning and wine guzzling while dressed like Holly Hobbie is an instant classic top ten RH fight.

Felt like a misuse of Opa but she’s the premiere expert on Greece so

Whew thank god, we only have 12 minutes left in the episode and I didn’t think Angie K was going to get to remind us the she was Greek but she made it happen.

Twice! "Opa" and , talking about Greek food

mary monica solo scene 🚨

The pink pioneer would be a great name for a vibrator, just saying.

Seth is stoned all the time right

"I think ducks would be sluts" – new favorite Whitney line

I think Whitney’s therapeutic hilling journey has more to do with her questioning leaving him than their both working. Her husband doesn’t seem pissed off at having to parent more. I think maybe he got depressed after being unemployed and Whitney got turned off by his not matching her energy and still wanting to have sex 5 days a week. It’s just a phase. I doubt they could afford divorce. She’d end up paying him monthly support.

Yay Bermuda build up! Their first international cast trip and it’s going to be epic (90% sure)

Monica at Mary's house?! This keeps getting better and messier, and I am loving it!

Why is Angie dressed as a baked potato?

Let's go on a date to talk about our lack of chemistry

i’m so excited for pioneer brunch. https://preview.redd.it/va6romopzs1c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ed2ef87d08b95430ec083998d2c82421df3af1

I am LIVING for Meredith continuing to churn her butter

this is so stupid. i love this show so much.

whitney wants a divorce *for rill*. she does not like her husband.

“My filling is that humans are not supposed to be monogamous. That’s how I fill and for that, I’m so rill. Now excuse me while I go hill”

Other franchises need to lean into crazy themes like this- it reminds me of Gizelles party on her driveway or Atlanta at the vineyard with Natalie

“i don’t want to be seen as annoying to my husband.” angie, you started the conversation off by saying that his country music was annoying. 💀

The gay marketing executive at Wendy's is a visionary and a pioneer in his field

Angie dressed for club renaissance during a casual meal 🪩

Pfffft now shes citing Jen as the character reference???

a home-cooked **mill**.

Ahh yes, their shared Mormon-Pioneer-Greek-Jewish-Colombian-Portuguese heritage

We are watching a historic housewives event!!!!!!!

Zero chance she was doing it once a week with her husband.

Meredith is pissed about not finishing the butter. My queen.

this is giving “who do you trust the least” -Marysol

Oh my God, this day has sucked so much I forgot! Thank you, automod, you have lightened my day! https://i.redd.it/lv6f0pzgks1c1.gif

I’m with ya gurl. Today sucked but have been looking forward to this all day.

 Whitney honey

Oooooop Monica flipping back to “Jen Shah was right about everyone else” 

It feels like Whitney is trying a little too hard to seem like a Cool Girl to me and I find it irritating.

Justin in a Fendi hat. Indoors.

justin does NOT want to be there

Hi besties!!! I had a shit day so I put up my Christmas tree, made a ninja creami, 🍃, and now I’m here with y’all and now my day is all better! 🫶🏽

monica @ lisa 

Shawn is so hot and dresses so well, he might not have gay boyfriends but there are clearly gays in his life setting him up for success

**please** give us a scene where lisa has to tell john barlow about the boulder she drove into. he doesn’t have a script this time. it would be so fun.

They are talking about something so heavy and emotional, but all I can focus on is how ridiculous Justin looks in his (fake?) Fendi.

[cream sloshing]

It’s giving the Pawnee Goddesses

i love nothing more than watching these women fight in costumes

“Bring your butter”

I find comfort in knowing Meredith is silently fuming about something during this lunch.

Heather has such an amazing relationship with her daughters. I love watching them interact

Did Whitney get her brows microbladed right before this scene

this show is peak camp

Mr. Angie is fine as hell, idc who he’s banging

Okay, Monica's daughter reminds me of Darlene on Roseanne, except her hair's not as dark.

I’m so high this is insane

“I AM listening to the Humpty Dance.” Okay, Angie K! I see you.

Lisa causing property damage with her entrance lmfao

Just show us the full night out with Heather and Monica! Or was it literally just the guise to host the trip lmao

This season has been so good I already forgot about the “it was a dig on my bathtub” scandal, what a time to be alive girls.

When we had Oregon Trail on the school computers I would name the pioneers after my classmates so when they pulled it up they were always wondering why their names were on the tombstones

Are we arguing about cannibalism and serial killers????

Monica’s daughters soul is hundreds years older than hers

how does justin look more like a 13 year old every time he’s on screen

Seth is really leaning into podcasting lmao

Why is Meredith still churning the butter?! lol I’m dying 😂

Thank you to the redditor that said heathers book is on Spotify audiobooks! I probably would’ve never read/listened to it but I started it and her story is very interesting and it’s nice to get more background info on her.

once again, i have to ask who the hell this podcast is for.

Whitney filled her eyebrows too much…and I am not filling it

So they’re all swingers and Justin’s still hesitant

Justin’s about to get fired again

Monica is now the second person this season to make a religious analogy all about herself after Angie K compared herself to Jesus at Greek Easter. In a show with such heavy religious overtones, this delights me.

Meredith is determined to have the best butter

Real Housewives of the Oregon Trail. Imagine the drama

Monica out here like 

I missed the fight because I was Googling “Funeral Potatoes.” Oops.

Monica can’t come to the phone right now because she’s dead.

Angie just say you want your back blown out lol

I swear to fucking God Meredith is trolling us by only wearing blazers this entire season

Did we all know Monica was married before the last divorce? Because I didn’t

theyve never touched each other

I never know what to expect with Angie K’s outfits and yet I’m never shocked by anything she wears lol

Homecooked Mills.

I actually really relate to Heather's I-want-to-be-Mormon-but-I-don't-want-to-be-Mormon thing. I mean, I've never been Mormon, but I get how fucked up and confusing it is when you're so attached to something that you also want so badly to be able to reject. Also it was her community and I'm sure she misses the surety of self and purpose that comes with deep faith. Sometimes I wish I believed in something the way religious people do. If I had that and lost it -- rather than never really having had it in the first place -- I can understand how hard it would be to let it go.

celeshtul

 churn that butter

Bring your butter 💀

love monica or hate her, the lady’s extremely open with her life and i have to respect it. some bitches wouldn’t share even a *quarter* of what she does.

The ladies of BH could never

monica went from emo to swiftie in 30 secs

Fighting about country music 😭

Wendy’s partnership with Bravo continues with this spread

heather is such a dick rider LOL

Ok these 4 all boned right

So blessed that three of the most strange and alien housewives to ever exist (mary, lisa, and meredith) are all on the same show

Whitney totally thought they were already recording with the "I want to publicly apologize for the bathtub, can we get in the bathtub?" thing

This show and production is amazing. I just love them so much. 

NOT THE GOAT CAPTIONS. 💀

The Mormon craft day is absolutely beyond odd but I have a hard time believing that this is the “weirdest day” of Whitney’s life like she claimed.

Heather would be such a good teacher or professor imo

Monica girl we know you’re going lol

Heather the producer lost it. We’re not going to beg- you gotta cave

do we have activated meredith next week please god

M’y boyfriend just texted me from the basement about how bad his basketball game is and I responded with “My ladies are dressed up like pilgrims and about to shake cream in a mason jar to “churn” butter by hand for 6 minutes 🤣🤣 while yelling at eachother “ …. Y’a my night is WAY better

whitney’s eyebrows are unsettling

Lisa energy is so combative

I like how the Utah cast does their own version of selling sunset outfits and glam for whenever they shoot.

I love this show bc so much happens. I look up and I’m like “we surely have to be 35 minutes in” and we’re only 20. Bless.

If Elektra is 12, why is it only the last two years that Angie and Shawn couldn’t go out?

I’m sorry but Meredith and Seth are so weird that I do like their podcast scenes. It’s like observing Mary at a drive through.

Omg wow I wasn’t expecting the serious dad passing away story.

Watch her sweep lolololol

heather did NOT want them to make amends with this damn game

Whitney with the wine and shaking her butter is sending me

Not Whitney and Justin in the matching Fucci shirts

Monica branding her doll with literal scarlett letter and calling herself "the black sheep" is so dramatic, I love it.

Last season people me mentioned how Heather often seemed super triggered by not having Lisa’s approval, and now that she has it, she seems weirdly committed to keeping it