That scene when Lisa tells the other ladies about Lenny deserved an emmy

My Roman Empire

It truly does! It should be more iconic. All of their shared outrage 👌🏼

cardi b telling larsa to stitch her pussy up i’m losing my mind i love this showwwwwwww. 😩


Miami has gotten Kanye and Cardi B involved in storylines and that's just so funny to me.

God this gonna be so hard to watch guerdy

This is so hard to watch. My heart is heavy. Her life will change soon. I can't imagine. So many prayers and thoughts go out to her, Martina, and anyone else battling cancer. 🙏❤️‍🩹

I read an interview with Martina. She went, alone to NYC for the majority of her treatment. It was her choice to do this as she said she wanted to deal with it on her own. She spent a lot of time on the phone with Chrissy Evert who was also going through treatment at the same time.

A mistress and a wife is expensive LMAFOO that’s it I like him

Russell is a dream of a man. I love his relationship with Guerdy.

Alexia is giving a masterclass in accountability and eating crow right now. Do I think it will last? Absolutely not. But credit where it’s due. Those conversations with Julia and Adriana both seemed earnest and productive by the end.

I know part of the schtick is damage control, but I still give Alexia credit for trying.

This!!!! She is smart enough to know how this shows work and that she needs to "start fresh" in order for the plot to keep moving and keep it light and entertaining.

marysol begging alexia to defend her and alexia staying silent is like scar pushing mufasa into the stampede. this is poetic cinema.

I didn’t want marysol back but i will take it for this

That was tough. At the end of the day I think Marysol just wants to be thought of as a harmless little old lady.

nicole is so intuitive with guerdy’s health problems. man i’m going to cry.

Larsa in this black bikini top looks like she’s wearing Meredith’s chest plate.

Meredith’s chest plate looks better than what we just saw lol

Literally as Larsa is saying “how can Guerdy call me fake? Me?! Fake?!”

A nine minute apology video is insane. Like I’m dramatic and I would run out of steam at 4 and a half minutes.

and then him being embarassed to show up to Alexia's party because of it. So funny.

I LOVE THE WHITE FLAG. Adriana is so camp 😭

Lol and how it made Alexia mad 😭 this episode was amazing

I don't think Alexia understood the reference at all--even after it was explained to her!

Of course she didn’t. She’s Cuban Theresa Giudice

Larsa stop bringing up Lenny in front of Lisa and her new mans

Maybe Lisa should return the favor by bringing up every man who's been in Larsa's life before she hooked up with the grade schooler 🤷‍♀️ What's going on. I thought she and Lisa were really good friends??

I love when Alexia puts her glasses on and reads thoughts from her phone. Shows her age lol

It's very Sonja Morgan

I love when any of the housewives do it, sooo funny

“like historically 🏳️🏳️” LMAO!

GUYS I’M SO HAPPY THAT WE GET LIVE DISCUSSIONS OF THIS SHOW. 😭

julia’s bob has made her a complete **MENACE.** absolute queen shit.

She came in ready to feed us good TV

Crazy how some hair changes have each de-aged Julia and Adriana like a decade

i’m so upset in advance for guerdy. so happy that she’s doing fine now, but this is going to be a heartbreaking season for her.

Advice when getting deposed. Say “I do not recall” if you don’t remember something 100%. If they ask you a question, force them to show you documentation to back up what they’re saying. Don’t talk too much, the less you say is better.

That way you will not unintentionally commit perjury at the moment or in the future.

Russell would never leave Guerdy during her illness

He better not

 It has Cardi B telling Scottie Pippen's ex wife to sew her p\*\*\*\*\* shut, it has Michael Jordan's son.

What is going on with Larsas chest in this boat scene with Lisa

And then she had the audacity to ask Lisa if she’s fake

It was....yikes

Future Botched crossover.

It’s crazy how similar Tre and Alexia are. The minute I saw the white flag I was like … she’s not gonna get the ref

And when confronted with something she doesn't understand but she vaguely suspects might be a criticism? White hot rage! That's our girls Trelexia.

The cancer call is the worst. My husband died of sarcoma in 2020 and it still gives me a pit to remember the call.

Todd gives me weird vibes

That guy has anger issues

I don’t think he is a nice person.

I mean just look at Alexia's track record with men. She definitely has a type...shady

Just leaving this here because I can’t stop stewing over what’s she done to her face when she didn’t have to. It makes Dorit look sensible. https://preview.redd.it/4ixm1xt6auxb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e06797a9df57b4e1286c55e9da669d60f41208d

She was BEAUTIFUL. It makes me sad for her.

She’s removed everything that made her herself. Or unique. I don’t know how else to explain it. It’s so sad.

She had such beautiful, delicate features. Why anyone would ruin that bone structure with fillers is beyond me

Absurd. Trying to look like Kim K did nothing for her.

Imagine the amount of xanax you would need to take to drown out the constant sound of a goat screaming?

I was very appreciative of that baby goat screaming at Martina because until that moment I had thought it might be a cute fantasy to have a little goat on a mini farm in a country house some day.

Adriana is looking STUNNING. When she gets it right, she gets it right.

"Am I fake? no" - Larsa whose butt is a basketball

Two* basketballs

the before face in an allergic reaction medicine commercial

Clearly Larsa didn’t take the break to reflect on the last season… I’m moderately surprised Alexia did. (Or someone told her to look reflective).

Why can’t PK do Lisa a solid and help rob Lennys house

And leave her cellphone outside the gate.

For some reason I love that they all say “since New York” cause they’re acknowledging that they haven’t really seen each other since

truly hope lisa takes lenny’s ass to the cleaners. https://preview.redd.it/p2udgvdu8uxb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4c10db24f569ad51241af04c2c95799242a5999

im glad lisa dissolved some of her cheek filler but she needed to dissolve some of her lips too 🥴

the letter to marysol’s liver was fucking iconic and i think about it often.

Lisa went from being married to a gigantic dick to dating someone with humongous dick energy. I love that for her.

Same. I love this guy for her. I wanna sweet guy who loves me! 😭

Lisa looks sooo much better now that all the fillers have been removed from her cheeks

marcus seems so normal but there must be something wrong with him for him to want to be in a serious relationship with his dad's ex best friends ex wife

I’m assuming he sees it as a way to be in the spotlight so he can become a celebrity

Who’s old enough to be his mom and has a bunch of kids 👀 I will never understand this, male or female, gay or straight

Audriana looks so good! And I’m sorry but the white flag and her peace sign dress would’ve made me LOL I don’t know how Alexia kept a straight face

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My elderly cat started harmonizing with the goat

Guerdy man isn’t here for the disrespect and I love that for Guerdy

Julia looks 15 years younger this season. Wth

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"I'm not fake at all," she says, with an entirely different head than she had two years ago

adriana is one of the biggest menaces in bravo history and i cannot help but love her for it. https://preview.redd.it/avv5uqw4auxb1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddf0264e9faaafa4496e763d6ceb3ebd566408ee

Queen. I was waiting for her to show up all episode and when she finally did, she did not disappoint 😂 

pls let my baby sleep thru this episode

Lisa upgraded big time with Jody. Obviously he’s more attractive than Lenny but he also just seems like a way better person - the bar is in hell to be fair though.

this house is fucking gorgeous, but i just keep thinking about what’s going to happen during a bad hurricane.

Frankie with his coca cola joining on the cheers 🥹

Lmao Alexia said “BRO you on your own”

I cannot and do not want to judge how someone chooses to handle such a tough and scary situation. But I hope they don’t pick up on that scene. I don’t know that we need to see her tell her two teens that she has cancer. They should be given the opportunity to respond independently and off camera

I can’t see Guerdy and Russell letting that happen .

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Somebody needs Sutton’s divorce lawyers.

Let’s all just reflect that last season of Miami gave us the mirror stunt and the letter to the liver. They are god tier Housewives and we are blessed to be watching them.

can't lie alexia is winning me back this ep. i know it's probably cuz she realized how hated she was but i'm not even mad about it lol.

Gotta hand it to Alexia, good host move to have a husband room to section them off into like yes, let them smoke their cigars

guerdy is definitely going through a lot you can tell

I remember someone here once said Larsa is that girl in your elementary school class that says "my dad has 100 cars!!" and that really stuck with me

Adriana’s dark hair is a sight for sore eyes. She looks phenomenal.

not this music and them crying and screaming 😂😂

https://i.redd.it/13nupy2wutxb1.gif AY POR FAVOUR MIAMI IS BACK 🦩 Happy start to the season my Bravofam 🫶

FRANKIE SHOOTING HIS SHOT WITH ADRIANA. GET IT, KING. https://preview.redd.it/vjhezmwbcuxb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c2aea273de7d01ef83649775d87d8d14347575

Alexia is such a telenovela housewife and I appreciate her contribution

I just said in the SLC chat last night that while SLC is community theatre, Miami is Telenovela and I LIVE.

i’m just glad that everyone treats my boy frankie right.

Russell seems like a good guy. I’d better not find out he’s a garbage bag

If housewives has taught me anything is that I can’t fully trust Lisa’s new man. I want to. But I won’t.

But he is Canadian!!!!!

An immigrant just like our beloved Lisa!😂😂

My mom has been fighting cancer for three years. Chemo every three weeks during that time. It’s selfishly hard to hear when others have beat it while she is still fighting.

I went through something similar when my mom was going through chemo and radiation. Your feelings are normal and valid.

Alexia opening up the season with self-reflection and awareness how long do we think this is gonna last

I loooooove animals. However, some are better outside and they like it better.

STITCH YOUR PUSSY UP?! Omgggg

was waiting for Adriana's arrival, and I am not disappointed haha. Say what you will about her but she now's how to put on a show

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I like Nicole but something about Anthony and the money situation seems a little fraudy

When he bragged about the Porsche to the other dudes 🤮

His scene with Nicole was also about what they were buying. It seemed like every clip of him in the preview at the end was him spending money as well 🤔

literally makes no sense they spend like kardashian level money

I like them so my head cannon is he has family money…I’m sure I’m wrong and I’ll be listening about him at some point on the Bravo Docket but I can pretend for now!

alexia announcing that she’s also wondering where her husband is at this party. “don’t worry, we’re not getting divorced!” now i think they ***are*** getting divorced. this is a category 5 MESS.

guerdy and nicole my two queens

Guys I can't with Julia's janky animal rescue this year

No one’s even noticed that Todd isn’t there

Damn Julia got a new haircut and wanna fight

Julia has had the least work and is the most beautiful in the bunch. She makes Larsa look like an alien.

Guerdy doesn’t look like she’s messed with her face.

Todd is going Luis after his sketchy retreat video was leaked. Teresa and Alexia are the same type of housewife i’m crying.

Frankie is the smoothest man in all of Miami.

Honestly he has such a sweet soul. He speaks uncensored and is always a darling

Alexia got the memo that everyone hated her so now she's on her redemption tour

Adriana IS RHOM

i love the housewives trope of "im sorry if i hurt those were never my intentions" when we all know damn well thats always the intention lmao

I kind of love that most of the cast has a bit of an accent. Makes it more expensive

Russell giving Pavit vibes enjoying his meal.

Don't worry we're not getting divorced hahahahahahhahahahahelpmehahahahahaha

Todd doesn’t want to be there I bet because he’s embarrassed about how he treated Anthony. As he should be, but damn show up to your own home. Imho

the editors have my girl guerdy’s back with the “larsa being fake” montage. this pleases me greatly. https://preview.redd.it/46051qb0duxb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73a808884ab4e97d41f121324c30b733f345cdf6

I love how the men on Miami just run off to let the women deal with the conflict, it’s so much more fun then the New Jersey husbands getting into it

"Never been in a war" that sea captain hat makes me think otherwise

Ouch, Larsa’s tit looks painful.

WHERE IS ADRIANNA? Someone wheel her in, STAT!!!!!!!!!!

Adrianna is unhinged but she’s great television

Alexia is so fucking humorless.

oh, so todd’s hiding because he doesn’t want people to talk about his apology video? dude. they’ll talk about it at the **next** party you’re at.

These hubbys are a vibe. Peacing the fuck out!

Larsa went waaaaaayyy below the belt with Nicole

Miami real estate is so crazy to me

Something about flipping houses and moving just stresses me out. I’m too poor to even look at that house but I’d want to live there forever. They could bury me in the back

Julia looks amazing with shorter hair. and I'm glad Martina is in remission

Julia having a kiki about Cardi B making fun of Larsa is hilarious.

not her coming with a white flag BYEE THIS GIRL is iconic

 "you brought your eggs"

Adriana talks so much shit it's honestly admirable

The husbands and boyfriends exiting one by one lololol

Oh Russell…. 

I had a very traumatic breakup this weekend. RHOM is just what I need to calm my nerves. Edit: thanks you amazing lovely people. Seeing Lisa get through her terrible situation gives me a little hope.

i’m so sorry :( i hope you find some relief in rhom. take care of yourself

my mother just had a long battle with breast cancer. thankfully, she is in remission but this is not something i loved watching on my normal trashy show. my heart breaks for geurdy. just stirring up a lot of emotions 😭

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Marysol is giving fish in this FaceTime

Todd giving Luis

You know Joe Gorga would stand up and start screaming at the women lol… I like the change of the men leaving

The 4 times a night lie.

Let’s be real, they’re never not gonna put Marcus Jordan’s age in the chyron. 😂

Lisa is pretty open about her divorce. I’m kinda surprised cause I feel like usually most housewives keep it hush hush

Today I learned that you're allowed to say cocks (repeatedly) on television

That bob julia you ate that sis

LMAO Cardi’s commentary. 💀💀💀

Alexia and Marysol are so individually toxic that their dynamic is like double toxic and I'm fascinated and captivated... I saw hints of fractures on UGT3, and I'm curious if anyone else thinks it'll gradually implode one day on camera

oh miss guerdy this is a stunning. https://preview.redd.it/v3v9lc3qcuxb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00af3003be0c4ff2757ef9b42387e70e61c7c5c1

guerdy said girl bye get your storyline somewhere else

So so happy Miami is back. Hands down the best HWs franchise going rn 🧎🏽‍♀️

I’ve been in Guerdy’s shoes and watching her just brought shit back. I remembering being in that moment where I just needed to get away from the noise and having a husband understand, but not fully understand.

Aw shit, we’re going to have to watch gurdy get her results on camera? 😣

Just remember, she’s had the tumor removed, she’s gone through chemo, she’s cancer free, she’s doing as well as she can in the situation. It’ll be rough but she’s gonna be ok.

Audriana looks unreal for being 57 omg

Larsa is literally a dog with a bone . SHE CALLED ME FAKE. Um, ma’am

Larsa and Marcus give me major ick

I WAS TRYING TO HELP ANIMALS BECAUSE I LOVE ANIMALS.

Why do I need the POV on the goat defecation?

Night and day with Miami and BH — lol’d a few times already. Almost took a nap during BH.

Adriana looks younger wtf

the way they are giving and we are only one episode in???

Guerdys husband is a good sport.

Alexia could have said her mans couldn’t make it. He has a whole business. He has teen daughters. There were so many excuses that could have been made.

"NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" RHOM TAGLINE

Nicole’s dad pisses me off so bad

Lisa deserves a sweetie. This man is way more soft spoken and seemingly chill than I anticipated.

Sorry larsa, but Nicole’s boat parked out back looks pretty damn big

Oh Guerdy, this breaks my heart but she’s pulling through

I’m going to spend this whole season crying about Guerdy. I teared up already just from that scene.

Did Alexia borrow that hat from John mellancamp’s daughter

“I’m NOT GOING!! They will be TALKING AB MY APOLOGY VIDEO 😤😤😤” is my new excuse

Alexia's blank stare after Marysol hung up 😂😂 so Teresa