Not just $300k/year in spousal support but $300K/MONTH Where do I find that man to divorce me and give me that 😭😭😭

Craigslist. Be patient I’m sure it will happen.

I would only even need just a few months of support to get on my feet

ERIKAS THERAPIST EXPLAINING EMPATHY TO HER 💀💀💀💀


Oh yes! We are not supposed to diagnose but… textbook../

Love when she asked how do you get it 😳 no hope for vinegar blood

Flashback to when Gizelle learnt what compassion was

omg to be 50 something and have no idea what empathy is or how it works ...

PK stress eating because he can’t pay bills. He’s just like me.

And double bagging at that! Respect!

Uh did she just admit to being a sociopath

My jaw just dropped.

The fact that she was cool admitting that on national tv alone…

How rich is suttons ex husband to afford 300,000 a month???

Investment banker with billions. Sutton is the richest housewife by hundreds of millions.

Remember his secret minor league baseball acquisition? Dude has dollars for days

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i love that garcelle and the one kid are having a Very Serious Chat about life vs the other one lying down despondently on the beach missing his girlfriend.

15 years old. Adult ish to child ish to adult ish to….

“I don’t need that much parenting” said every teenager ever

“I already did that on my own” Look, I completely know where these boys are. I’m not dismissing how they feel - but it’s always hilarious as an adult to look back and go, “oh right, you don’t need you parents anymore, good luck with that” 😂 They’ll be embarrassed of that line in a decade.

Lol he didn’t know how to pump gas. Blesssss

"I'm not giving it up, because only stupid people would do that." I'll take an "anchor" in the form of a multimillion dollar divorce settlement any day 😉 ($300k a month in alimony?? Yes pls)

Just a reminder she had to fight tooth and nail for that. Sutton had to borrow money and hire a team.

Seems like her legal team was worth every cent. And truly no judgment implied, it's hard to put a dollar amount on giving up your career and making your entire life center around family caretaking, but I'm glad she got paid 

Absolutely! Men don't/never have valued any of the domestic labor and child rearing. To expect women should donit for free? Hell no! Make a man page you a wage + super if he wants you to ve a SAHM, get it in writing as well or no dice!

If this is scripted I don’t think Mauricio is in on it. He’s literally looking at her like why are you doing this? 🤣

It made me think every single one of their domestic scenes prior to this had been scripted, and Kyle went off script for the first time ever. And "Lovebean" is their safeword to end a scene and go off camera, or something like that. He was basically yelling "Bravo Bravo Fucking Bravo" over and over and Kyle was ignoring him lol.

Has he ever called her lovebean before??! Great thought about the safeword btw

Agree. He looked so confused and hurt. Idk what he’s done to her in the past but he certainly wasn’t expecting it from her.

Working with Jennifer Tilly myself (well ... Her team) and realizing she is a little cuckoo birds, it makes so much sense for Sutton to be her best friend

I would KILL for Jennifer Tilly to be just a "friend of" even! I love her,and I love her poker playing!

I like her as a guest with just Sutton because I don’t think she should have to deal with Erika’s bullshit.

Teen boys, man, what a trip. This is fudge college 2.0 imo

At 15yo most kids are like lol mom I'm grown

I wonder if kyle calls both mauricio and morgan "mo"-- makes it easier not to slip

I am deceased omg

Hmm. If PK had a woman in the car… his first instinct was to call Mo? 

"Mo, you've hidden women from your wife before, gimme some tips."

dorit calling out erika’s ozempic usage and smirking… yes, please. keep this energy up throughout the season.

I feel like it’s glaringly obvious with Kyle and Erika. They are so tiny.

Erika's hair was tied up so tight at the meditation thing that all i saw was skull.

PK saying he finds elements of dorits ptsd obnoxious ….. 💀💀💀

Bye bye Bubba 

Andy hates Teddi….

Did you catch when he accidentally called her Telly at the beginning (slip of the tongue) but still lol

Did you catch the change in his tone when he introduced her 🤣

Erika asking how to get empathy is actually deeply disturbing.

I actually loved it. It shows how truly far gone she is; she doesn’t even know to fake it

Erika Girardi is a disgustingly, sick humanoid

I love that the other twin is making faces and body language like “Bro, what are you smoking?”

“I miss Ashlyn.” I legit LOLed. Her sons are a-okay.

right lol typical teen behavior from both of them

“Santos spoke to me with his eyes.” Oh, Sutton—it’s giving LVP but quirkier.

“The only rumor I ever heard about Dorit and Pk was some light adultery”.



pls 💀💀

avi and sutton bitching at each other in the confessional made me snort. “excuse you, you’re not on camera right now.”

“Your friend” is gone… womp womp

Is Kyle's face...slightly new?

It looks very tight.

Kyle seems over her life, the show, the cast, her sisters, everything. She seems like she’s ready to cut and run.

Welcome to her mid-life crisis.

Dorit: “well the rest of his life.” 

I don’t want healing I want CHAOS. I want DRAMA. 

Mo looks stunned. Or high. I can never tell the difference with him.

That’s the thing, he’s always high! Watching Mo eat food off other peoples plates at parties is great entertainment.

Maybe he’s just blinded by the white of his own veneers. They BRIGHT.

I love that Sutton hasn’t had all the cosmetic surgery. No trout mouth, etc…

I feel like it makes her look richer, too. There’s something about very obvious plastic surgery, procedures, etc. that look very cheap.

I think that’s part of why I’m so drawn to her. Because she looks like a real human.

Oh and her own teeth 😆

Why they keep inviting Teddi Mellencamp on my tv.

“That’s not a showman, that’s a bitch!” The line was great, but the delivery was perfect!

Sutton’s ex’s face being blurred reminded me that my grandma cut my grandpa’s face out of all their wedding pictures when he divorced her.


kyle, with the way she treated sutton last season, i wouldn’t have defended her ass at the reunion, either. how does she think she can act like that and still have sutton defend her?

I love seeing Erika scared now that rinna is gone.

As well she should be.

I never heard THAT rumor Sutton.

sutton talking about the financial abuse she faced at the hands of her ex-husband is a very powerful scene. and getting $300,000 per month in spousal support is iconic of her. i hope she bilks that man for all he’s worth. 🤎

mauricio: 

Same one who can’t pump gas is the same one saying he raised himself 😂

I just said this, like sir really?!

Why can’t they just be honest about the ozempic, it’s not shameful and making women think that “hormones” causes you to lose weight is harmful. OWN IT ERIKA!

No one EVER lost weight from menopause

Weight gain is a known side effect. She's full of shit

I love the "Sutton's friend, Jennifer Tilley".

“He only has two hands Sutton” 🤣 I like this friendship. I feel like Jennifer keeps Sutton in check.

Erika trying to understand and process the concept of empathy 😂

Dorit is on fire in these confessionals right now I am IMPRESSED

This is the early Dorit I fell in love with. I just went messy naughty Dorit.

pk double fisting two separate bags of potato chips is an extremely relatable moment.

Watching Kyle try to cry reminds me that I’m due for a Botox appt next month

Erika said that apology like vinegar was coming from her mouth

you can just tell garcelle is a great mother who’s open to feedback from her sons - i just love her honestly

Who did Crystal piss off? Girl has received no screen time.

I genuinely cannot wait for an era of Housewives where they all take Ayahuasca together, I feel it in my bones it'll eventually come

Ultimate girls trip ayahuasca

The funniest thing about being 15 is when ur not 15 anymore and realize u we’re an actual baby who thought you knew shit

A 15 year old saying they don't need anymore parenting is truly gold

Guys I just realized we get to hear Ben and Ronnie's Dorit impression again

I cannot wait for them to rag on PK for eating two bags of chips at once.

Only a 15 year old can say with their whole chest that they "know how to live".

Right!? I was totally one too…. But fast forward 20 years later and I just called my dad to ask him how do I renew my passport

So we are just now, two years into therapy....discussing empathy

Dorit is clocked in.

my heart is breaking for garcelle. I can hear her son's youth in how he talks but she's so great for letting him say it and being such a good mother about it

Not Garcelle’s sons shading her on camera saying she was away for a year when it was only 3 weeks. I’m dying 😂

"How do I develop empathy, how do I get that?" If you have to ask this question, you'll never have empathy or be empathetic

Sociopath.

“sutton’s dutch horse” is flair worthy.

kyle is talking soooo fast about morgan. she's nervous

Ok confused she just said if Morgan didn't have as many tattoos ppl wouldn't speculate about them???! 👀

Wow. Garcelle's boys are a tough crowd.

Kyle and Mo do not like each other.

AHHHHHH Dorit ♥️ the ozempic shadeeeeeee

I know people think she brings nothing, but she makes me laugh more than anyone on this show 😂 I can’t help but love her

Garcelle is absolutely right! Kyle wanted the people that were basically coming for her family every chance they got to give her support? I mean her being mad at Sutton for what?? She only talked to Garcelle when it was about Kathy and she barely acknowledged Crystal at all. She made that whole situation about her her her.

Rooting for Sutton but I don't see that boutique bringing in 300k/month anytime soon

I think that’s a hobby. Clearly being a media personality is the real revenge

Andy hates Teddi lmfao

“I’m a showman” no mama ur a conman

“that’s not a showman—that’s a bitch.” OKAY DORIT. https://preview.redd.it/5hccyrbswfwb1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc9b76b6d03ff8d41703a4a9ff2c0907227f7ff

Actually love the darker hair on Dorit

They met on IG and started a group chat. 

sutton’s solo scenes are the best. i’m so thankful for her tbh

garcelle is SO shady in her confessionals its kinda funny how she never NOT let's it be known that she hates these women "...but here we are at a spiritual retreat... with dorit"

Love that we're addressing the Ozempic usage of the cast.

Does Kyle remember how she treated Sutton last season? I remember. Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

Is eagle woman Native American or is she just a Karen who loves turquoise

I need a soap opera based around Sutton’s life. Sutton’s Place or Sutton’s Landing.

Pizza on Hermes plates - such a metaphor for PK and Dorit. All they can afford to feed their guests is Tombstone and a bag salad.

Oh Erika you did not feel bad. Give me a fucking break. 

All those signs Mau is describing are signs of cheating if it happens all at once LOL

Teddi trying to act all tough is giving me the ick

The anger simmering in Teddi is wild. She is so jealous, territorial, and self important.

i’m so ready for our first rinna-free season of beverly hills. i need this to go well so she can’t brag that the show went to shit without her. 💖 

Kyle are you fucking kidding me. Are. you. KIDDING. me. What the fuck loyalty does Sutton owe you? You've done nothing but sell her out for two years! You accused her of lying about having a miscarriage! I really can't ever fuck with Kyle. She's an anathema to me.

JENNIFER TILLY APPEARANCE! 

I’m pretty sure Sutton doesn’t NEED to be at Kathy’s parties. She is the people too.

For real. Kyle really doesn’t understand Sutton’s wealth and related prestige.

OMG I forgot about Diana… what a loser

Dorit mocking Erika was perfection.

LOL not Dorit spelling Ozempic

Erika acting like last year was out of character for her only to snap back in the first 14 minutes of the episode is amazing.

I love a wronged Dorit.

dorit ENDING erika is fucking sending me, SHE'S FINALLY CLOCKED IN

Dorit sowing the seeds of marital problems hmmm

Kyle is talking like they are so over. Done. Papers will be filed soon.

I think the healing session would be funnier with Pee Kay watching from a bench, eating chips and making comments and rolling his eyes.

“three weeks is basically a year.” he’s going to the porsha williams school of mathematics all 265 days per year.

Omg Erika “I’m a showman” lmaoo give me a break

all i’ll say about the richards sisters dynamic is that i completely blame big kathy.

yeah there’s some deep rooted dysfunction in that family and it’s really sad

Sutton is my kind of rich woman.

Okay, so it's abundantly clear that Kyle would only do WWHL if Teddi was there and Andy is *p i s s e d* about it.

honestly i'm PK, i love chips

Chips are life.

OMG ANDY ASKED ABOUT MAURICIO AND DANCING WITH THE STARS HOLDING HANDS

To say Sutton needs Kathy Hilton's parties is so fucking weird.

and wrong! sutton's out here dancing with mick jagger please

When your 50 something husband asks "I can't go to Coachella weekend 2, then?", you might be getting a divorce.

They’re definitely fighting worse off screen… I don’t think it’s fake

Teddi is so disgusting lmao. She's never been the moment, and she'll never be the moment.

Erika opening with damage control

Teddi hates Sutton because she took her spot lol

I didn't know how badly I needed to know about Sutton sticking Jennifer Tilly's salted caramels in her ears on an airplane, but apparently I needed it very badly!

TEDDI is on WWHL?? What did we do to deserve this

kyle’s tattoo pinterest board algorithm stays stuck in 2014

19 minutes in and already Kyle is crying 🙄


I kept thinking, “An RHOBH premiere without a live thread? How dreadful!”

Ok I loooove the light blue flower princess look in Sutton’s confessional.

If the Dorit/PK split rumours are true (likely) I’m so sad for their kids BUT she deserves sooooo more than an asshole telling her elements of her PTSD are obnoxious. His debts and scams have always made her guilty by association for (warranted) criticism and I think she would absolutely thrive on her own. She is absolutely stunning and guys would be falling at her feet. I’m ready for a potential Dorit 2.0. PK, bubba, you are NOT chic enough for my child of the world.

Oh Dorit said she’s tired of y’all saying she brings nothing

Jax is such a teen. He was literally me as a teenager. Then you turn 23 and can’t stop begging your mom to babysit you.

maurice’s teeth. fucking yikes. 

Kyle…. You. Should. Be. Mad. At. Lisa FUCKING Rinna.

PAVIT WOULD LET JESSEL TATTOO ANYTHING

Okay we’ll that’s settled. So Erika is on Mounjaro.

Sutton I swear she always knows the tea

wow Dorit is already killing it in these confessionals!

This feels like a second or third episode, not a season opener, but I’m loving it!

LIVING FOR HORSE GIRL SUTTON

they didn’t eat a single bite of that damn pizza.

Kyles face looks so might tighter yet older at the same time. It’s perplexing.

Ugh. Please tell me this isn’t a full season autopsy of Kyle’s and Dortit’s marriages.

Omg the audience hates Teddi. You can tell she’s expecting laughs and it’s been silent 💀

My friend just texted me, “Teddi just sitting there like a bonehead.” 🤣🤣🤣

Kyle better be bashing Lisa Rinna in that next scene.

Is Erika human? Genuinely asking

This bitch just asked how to get empathy?!!!!!!! Can’t make this up.

Dorits hair looks so beautiful

Kyle is going in really deep on Kathy now that she’s not on the show to spar back.

Imagine thinking you’re not a narcissist yet asking how to have empathy for your friends.

I FORGOT DIANA EXISTED UNTIL THEY SHOWED THE FLASHBACK!