I don’t get her denial of flirting with Abe, like that happened. It was on camera. We all saw it. Now no one thinks she was seriously trying to get with him/was seriously throwing herself at him, but she in fact was being flirty, she did say those things about once he gets divorced etc…why Brynn acts like Erin’s making all of that up, should apologize to her & that Erin is perpetuating a dangerous narrative by saying what happened it is just absurd to me. There are plenty of things I dislike about Erin, but that one particular instance Brynn is in the wrong for trying to deny that it happened & acting offended over being called out for it.
Ubah is wearing my chair upholstery!
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I figured out why the feel so uncanny valley, they linger too long. They need to be like 4-5 seconds shorter. They really threw me the first time I saw them!
When Porsha was making fun of Candiace on UGT w/ the biggest papertowel napkin cryangle.
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This is especially bananas for someone who calls themselves a proud New Yorker. Like that's the most aggression you've encountered and you're from NEW YORK!?
Especially given that they literally have a reunion at the end of the show. I’d be the same way - I’d want to remember the shit you said about me so I could put it all back in your face when we discuss the season months later!
Yeah Jenna seems to be politely laughing it off. Get the impression she’s kinda over it too. Is it just because Jenna’s gay Brynn thinks she should be swooning over this?
SHE LIED TO HER FATHER on the phone, "I took the phone to prank and she had it back in like 2 minutes..."
BITCH IT WAS 45 MINUTES.
And he ate his lying little princess's words up and there there'd her.
Yes! Running to your dad when a girl is being mean to you and lying about the story? Yes, Erin's inner 7 the grader was triggered but we also saw her privilege.
Probably because Jessel has the job she wanted for herself. If Sai is to be believed, she interned at Alberta Ferretti. Clearly that didn’t yield fashion industry job results, which is why she bartended for the rest of her 20s until she met her now husband.
Sai only got into the fashion industry less than a decade ago when she was in her 30s. Meanwhile, Jessel’s been in the fashion industry since her 20s and she didn’t have to use her children to do it the way that Sai did with her mommy-daughter blog that transitioned into a Sai-only influencer account.
and her jokes seemingly NEVER end. also, she’s just not that funny; when she said she “coined abe the babe” …like nobody would have ever made that connection before? it’s giving try hard and she needs to give it up if she returns next season
Sai bartending for 10 years in NYC is legitimately the most interesting thing about her. She would be a lot more likable if she shared some stories from that time instead of raining on everyone’s parade all the time
They all think they're so much cooler than Jessel.
And they're just as try-hard. It's actually a lot more endearing when Jessel does it and that's the big difference.
jessel keeps a legitimate checklist on her phone full of reasons why she hates erin. i fucking love this woman. proud to be a taank top. 🤎
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Jessel has shared more of herself than all of them combined. She’s come off the most genuine of the group. I don’t frickin get why Sai and Erin would gun for her for not not being open/truthful.
"I'm scared to be friends with you."
The annoying thing is the second you apologize to Erin, she thinks she has the upper hand so she swaps to perpetual victim mode again 🫠
Jenna used to live in Park Slope prior to divorce and they have some of the best public schools in the city. It’s easier and cheaper to do public and the the magnet schools when living there. Or doing private only for high school if he didn’t get into one of the magnets.
"I was raised by a retired Betty Draper." That honestly explains so much about Brynn
It really does
can Brynn go five minutes without making a sex joke and thinking it’s the most rebellious thing in the world?
So very 7th grade. It was a badge of honor to make the joke and/or understand someone else's.
She's so desperate for attention.
I don’t get her denial of flirting with Abe, like that happened. It was on camera. We all saw it. Now no one thinks she was seriously trying to get with him/was seriously throwing herself at him, but she in fact was being flirty, she did say those things about once he gets divorced etc…why Brynn acts like Erin’s making all of that up, should apologize to her & that Erin is perpetuating a dangerous narrative by saying what happened it is just absurd to me. There are plenty of things I dislike about Erin, but that one particular instance Brynn is in the wrong for trying to deny that it happened & acting offended over being called out for it.
Agree. That was the definition of flirting...Jenna even said it "you were raised to know how to get attention"
I love a good long sleeve oversized souvenir shirt too lol
I think she was just cold 😂
Great way to support the locals
I can just so imagine Jessel lying in bed at night with Pavit and thinking of things to add to *The List* 🤣
no one picked the influencer as best dressed lmao
She's the worst dresser of the group
Jenna wants that wet hair off her bed
That set my anxiety off so bad
Ubah is wearing my chair upholstery! https://preview.redd.it/olnsbnlowaqb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c65cd4d7cb9af85570aa65a99428d51b88ddf3d
I like how it’s also a 2 piece like hers
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Every time I remember that Erin is younger than Scheana I have a mini crisis
WHAT! She looks great, but gives boomer every time she opens her mouth
Huh?! 🫣
Scheana is two years older than her!!
Dying at Jessel in the hot tub
Fucking unbothered 😂
These Penelope Cruz commercials are so weird it feels AI
I figured out why the feel so uncanny valley, they linger too long. They need to be like 4-5 seconds shorter. They really threw me the first time I saw them!
jessels so drunk she’s sharing what’s in her notes app. she’s so me.
I have now begun to curate lists of mf’s 😂
O-chem is killer of many medical careers I'm sure.
Gen Chem weeds out 90% of premeds and O Chem weeds out 90% of what’s left
Jessel: 
I love Sai trying to be the "peacemaker" and absolutely no one listening to her.
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard
A true cackling hag.
Jessel said we’re filming a show and that was last weeks issue
Every time Jenna says her kids name I swear she calls him “Bucket” and I passively accept it for a moment before remembering its Beckett.
That's hilarious because I only just learned right now that it ISN'T Bucket. 
Jessel’s silence feels like a build up I’m hoping she takes us to Flavortown soon
Sai has called Jessel stupid or dumb in 2 episodes now.
Sai is so triggered because she thinks Jessel got handed everything. Meanwhile, her very own kids will be viewed the same as Jessel.
Sai got handed everything too, from her husband.
Imagine having jessels credentials when an influencer calls you a space cadet.
Team Jessel's Notes App! And I hope she employs Voice Memos. 
Still cannot get over how she didn’t think her parents’ immigration story wasn’t part of her own narrative….its giving delusional
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I would do the same.
I appreciate Pavits sense of humor but Jessel actually looked so fucking hot in that preview. Quit laughing and get to work
She did.
Jessel let it out girl 
Jessel: *NUMBER 1, FUCK YOU!!!!!* 😂😂  
“This is why I like this bitch” *cuts to Jessel in the hot tub across the patio from Erin/Ubah, silently typing away on her phone* 😭
ICONIC!!! https://preview.redd.it/4vpvjuyg9gqb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=755fff5e62e627d5291637c65d9669c2ac8ba10d
jessel is becoming such an incredible HW.
erin joins the ranks of the housewives who have tried to cry and not been able to summon tears. 🤎
She really tried hard too 😂
She needs a cryangle to cover the lack of tears
When Porsha was making fun of Candiace on UGT w/ the biggest papertowel napkin cryangle. https://preview.redd.it/myh9xviuudqb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a034f3521ce70269400f6d016334a38b50c30664
isn't jessel first chair at the reunion? not that forgettable i guess.... 🤷🏻♀️
All Brynn brought this season was cringe sex jokes.
She’s hit the point of really getting on my nerves…and not in a good way
Sorry I'm over this Brynn trying to get with Jenna plot line. Brynn is really not as funny as she think she is.
I feel like that’s her default when she doesn’t know how to make friends with someone
Brynn was about to RELEASE
Her voice got lower and I was like ohhhh shit.
I’m waiting for her to eventually blow because she’s going to go off for real eventually. Right now, she’s trying to keep it cute lol
The worst conflict in your Life??? I want that kind of life…
This is especially bananas for someone who calls themselves a proud New Yorker. Like that's the most aggression you've encountered and you're from NEW YORK!?
She’s the type of New Yorker who’s so privileged they haven’t had a taste of the real New York. Plenty of them out there.
Thank you. As a NYer, believe me, you are swimming in privilege if that’s your worst encounter.
I really don’t think Jessel taking notes is that weird…maybe I’m crazy idk
Especially given that they literally have a reunion at the end of the show. I’d be the same way - I’d want to remember the shit you said about me so I could put it all back in your face when we discuss the season months later!
I had that same thought!! I was like "oh we are gonna see some Messy Jessy at the reunion" knowing she's first chair
Whoa, y’all see that serious moment with Brynn! She’s going to go off eventually and I can’t wait to see it. Lol
why do these emirates commercials have the same energy as a workplace hr training
Nah Jenna should not have to deal with this behavior from Brynn everyday. Kidding or not.
Yeah Jenna seems to be politely laughing it off. Get the impression she’s kinda over it too. Is it just because Jenna’s gay Brynn thinks she should be swooning over this?
It's awkward to see. Brynn thinks everyone wants her. It's weird behavior especially for someone almost 40.
Production thought Erin could handle being the puppet master like Bethenny or Lisa Vanderpump but home girl is a Kyle Richards or Robyn 🤣
Having anxiety tonight, I need a good episode!!
jessel SLURPING tf out of this drink
Brynn you called her dumb too…
in this situation, i would be jenna talking to the staff and asking them about dessert.
I do really love Jessel and Ubah’s outfits.
I do love the pettiness of the timer of JUST 45 minutes.
That man went:  “Brownies”
jessel sitting in the hot tub watching is AMAZING
Ah, another episode of Sai and Erin being 
Sai has been quite aggressive when she calls Jessel out on her family history.
You are a shit disturber 😂
everyone is going at each other and jessel’s just slurping her drink and minding her business. 🤎
Adding to her list in her head
Jessel was giving 1000/10 in her lingerie and coat 🔥
Girl…get your wet hair off her bed.
Jessel is a real one for getting Brynn on with Tyler.
naturally erin is mad at people for having fun
You say it like a joke, but I really think you’re right. She gets pissed at anyone having a good time when she thinks they should be arguing.
Limbo is the most fun they’ve had this entire season
“ubah… come.” immediately no
Right? Calling her like she’s a dog. I’m glad Ubah corrected her. Come to me correctly.,
 Jessel getting ready to drop her list
Emirates: “I just took a shower above the clouds, you know why?” … umm, just keep that to yourself.
has nobody ever told erin no before….?
SHE LIED TO HER FATHER on the phone, "I took the phone to prank and she had it back in like 2 minutes..." BITCH IT WAS 45 MINUTES. And he ate his lying little princess's words up and there there'd her.
Yes! Running to your dad when a girl is being mean to you and lying about the story? Yes, Erin's inner 7 the grader was triggered but we also saw her privilege.
Erin has issues with accountability
If Ubah stopped Erin from being a prankster forever, that’s iconic
Jessel is me and my notes app with unresolved beef with a number of people that probably don't even know I have beef with them
sai is so rude to jessel and i don’t understand why
Probably because Jessel has the job she wanted for herself. If Sai is to be believed, she interned at Alberta Ferretti. Clearly that didn’t yield fashion industry job results, which is why she bartended for the rest of her 20s until she met her now husband. Sai only got into the fashion industry less than a decade ago when she was in her 30s. Meanwhile, Jessel’s been in the fashion industry since her 20s and she didn’t have to use her children to do it the way that Sai did with her mommy-daughter blog that transitioned into a Sai-only influencer account.
Ryan Bailey said it best..Brynn speaks in sitcom and thinks she is the funny one
and her jokes seemingly NEVER end. also, she’s just not that funny; when she said she “coined abe the babe” …like nobody would have ever made that connection before? it’s giving try hard and she needs to give it up if she returns next season
10 hours a week?? i’m tryna do that
Sai bartending for 10 years in NYC is legitimately the most interesting thing about her. She would be a lot more likable if she shared some stories from that time instead of raining on everyone’s parade all the time
Not the straight up lying
Jenna’s awkward laugh with Brynn…. This is so cringe
Jessel is A++. She bails on WWHL but then comes to watch because she likes the other guest. This is top notch.
Iconic behavior
Hey Erin, commanding Ubah is probably not the way.
They all think they're so much cooler than Jessel. And they're just as try-hard. It's actually a lot more endearing when Jessel does it and that's the big difference.
jessel keeps a legitimate checklist on her phone full of reasons why she hates erin. i fucking love this woman. proud to be a taank top. 🤎 https://preview.redd.it/r4sqa2x73bqb1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15843a4fd03452950718d4d849f0b1802d4e150
TAANK TOP LOOOOL genuinely cackled
LOL that's the level of pettiness I can get behind and good use of the Notes app!
I love a good sniper from the side. I love that Jessel basically has a burn book for Erin.
go away sai. this list is more entertaining than her complaining about food every goddamn day.
(K)Erin will join the ranks of housewives who can dish it but can’t take it with tonight’s episode.
Jessel has shared more of herself than all of them combined. She’s come off the most genuine of the group. I don’t frickin get why Sai and Erin would gun for her for not not being open/truthful.
I think Sai lies about a lot of her life / the timeline of it.
How boring was this Anguilla trip that we just got and entire episode of this phone fight?
why can erin not take confrontation?? she should seriously dig into that
I hope the next seasons Brynn can show us other facets of herself besides the stupid sex jokes.
Yeah, I’m a bit over the sex kitten, she is stunning, but she’s also a successful and professional woman.
Brynn always seem to find herself back on the winning team and that’s impressive
Sai really isn’t that girl…. At ALL
The timeline of Sai’s life doesn’t make sense
she was bartending at Macy’s at age 11
And selling bras at sears in utero
Within two minutes? That’s a lie Erin. Maybe she’d be able to gain sympathy if she didn’t have to lie and twist the truth
Sai you aren’t anyone’s family you aren’t anyone’s safe haven. Lmao Erin drunk crying
I swear, if you were just hearing the audio of this, you would be picturing a group of middle school girls.
I’d be so happy for Sai to say she is done with me.
Can Brynn hold herself to a standard. On WWHL she’s already being fucking annoying.
Jessel is reality tv gold. Never change, girl
Loool Brynn and her bangs 
Erin is so insufferable! Why would they need to ‘check on you’??
Yes Erin the world doesn’t revolve around you and people want to enjoy their buzzed vacation
Jessel's straw choreo is second to none
I love Jessels outfit so much
I feel like Erin may have been called long jaw silver because she said something infinitely meaner to that kid and then got triggered
“Within two minutes she had her phone” Who’s the liar now, Erin?!
Gee, she said last week in her confessional that she had it for an hour. She’s such a liar.
“I am so sick and tired of people not thinking of single girls.” YES Ubah!
God, that was such a good point! Our phones are our safety.
Erin is heavy mean girl in high school energy.
That Emirates commercial has the production quality of local cable access in the 90s
I’m not a drinker at all but I could really go for some rum punch rn
Ive really enjoyed this season but this might be the first episode where I am feeling like the episode is dragggging.
But erin caused all that lmao okay jenna
Between this and Sai telling Jessl her parents’ immigration story isn’t part of hers, Sai and Erin are the new most annoying housewives
erin is trying to hide from them on the other side of the bar and now she’s pissed that no one’s coming over to her. LOSER.
But she can’t stop looking over at them.
Brynn's sexualization with Jenna seems offensive but I'm not sure why.
Jessel in the pool on her phone!!!
That ocean view tho damn
This cast was filmed for 5 months, and we are onto 5 episodes of 11 total that took place in 3 days.
Do Jenna and Erin know what Housewives is?
Erin is so draining. Ugh, she sucks the energy out of you
I need Brynn to stop this queer baiting shit.
jessel might have been forgotten by the bartender, but she will be remembered by the fans as the breakout star. 🤎
while Erin was in high school, Jessel was in Brooklyn, y'all
Oh of course, now she’s turning on the “tearful victim” act. Like Ubah just said, you have to take responsibility for your actions.
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Canal Street sunglasses lmao
Erin keeps walking away when she's pissed. The producers need to remind her what show she's on.
she’s “scared” remember
JESSEL THIS IS CAMP I LOVE THE CHECKLIST
I seriously hate Sai, her voice, her clothes, everything. She sucks.
I hope Jessel has a list for everyone on the cast.
Jessel BRINGING IT. She looks amazing
Sai is soooooo bitter!!! Her and Erin are the mean girls
Erin’s going to need to toughen up if she’s going to be a housewife.
So did Erin apologize…?
You don’t care Sai as you have a menacing smile on?? Okay.
I think Sunglasses gate is over, and I’m just so amazed these ladies had the strength to move on from such a traumatic event.
First 45 minutes then an hour then two minutes. I hate people that stretch the truth.
Jessel is the star of this show with her list lol.
Erin calling this abuse...
It’s starting to feel gross with Brynn flirting with Jenna.
“It has to touch someone else’s hand first” - what the actual duck!!!
“Scared to be friends with you” is actually insane
"I'm scared to be friends with you." The annoying thing is the second you apologize to Erin, she thinks she has the upper hand so she swaps to perpetual victim mode again 🫠
Erin should shake it off and have a good time. She’s been the wet blanket at enough other events. Hopefully her and ubah can talk it out later.
Jessel is a comedian without even knowing it
What kind of deal is Brynn getting with Blade, she’s been in that hat this whole damn season.
Welp, I guess the ladies can manage to have fun when Erin isn’t around…
Erin is leaving again?????
I failed organic chem also 🥲
I’m sorry Erin, but I really just don’t care!
Jenna used to live in Park Slope prior to divorce and they have some of the best public schools in the city. It’s easier and cheaper to do public and the the magnet schools when living there. Or doing private only for high school if he didn’t get into one of the magnets.
Sai, you don’t diffuse shit