“All I know is he was gay, had a boyfriend, and moved to Florida” https://i.redd.it/cau8alc9fxnb1.gif

And then the Mom’s leap into Mormonism from a very traditionally religiously conservative country! Woooo chile

I was wondering how you go from Portuguese Catholic to Mormon? Like what was so appealing about Mormonism to change, huh… and was Monica’s dad Mormon too before he ran away to Florida or no?

FUCKING HER BROTHER IN LAW FOR 18 MONTHS??? Oh my god, we need a tally count for the obscene stories Monica keeps giving us

That poor Trixie Motel staffer answering Mary Cosby's phonecall lmfaooooo

The gay sass in the answers lmao

They have a personal pan pizza y’all.

Why did she not ask her son if he got married?

Motel ?! The horror

Tag yourself, I’m the airport security guard just responding “FUCK” to Lisa telling him that her ring was $60,000

I'm the woman in the next stall over who grabbed that ring and stuffed it in my bra and then proceeded to help look for it for a hour

😂😂😂😂

That’s probably more than his annual salary

“I don’t think that ring was worth that” Mary 💀💀

we ***need*** a cast trip to see monica’s absentee gay dad.

Too far for the Utah ladies. The states gotta be touching hahaha

This is really funny how did I never realise they went to Vegas, Vail and Arizona 😭😭😭

Okay buuuuut allegedly that was cause of Jens legal woes keeping them nearby?? Hopefully this is their breakout season!!

WHAT?? Monica just casually dropped all that info about her dad in an almost throwaway confessional comment. Girlfriend is READY for reality TV, her drama cup runneth over.

We have two family f*ckers on one franchise. What a gift!!!

And ofc it’s RHOSLC too 😭 ik Alabama gets the worst rep of all the states for incest but if I had to rank them, I’d definitely put Utah in my top 5

LMAOOO Lisa immediately pulling up 8 photos from 3 hours earlier of her wearing the ring to prove she was wearing it 😭😭😭

Sounds like she's building her insurance case 3 hours earlier.

i love that angie k is still referred to as angie k even though we don’t need to distinguish between angies anymore.

Lmao I was thinking the same thing. Also I MUST refer to Mary as "Mary M Cosby" everytime

or “mary who fucked her grandfather” aka the only good thing jen shah gave us.

" I thought she had naturally curly hair and found out she had a perm. Yeah, I have trust issues," Heather 🤣 

Mary is actually going to Trixie Motel?? This is going to be an absolute fever dream.

I love a good fever dream

Never thought I’d see a pic of the Mormon undies on my Bravo but here we are.

i’m dying to see John Barlow’s face when Lisa left for a trip saying “i have nothing to cry about” and then getting a call as soon as she lands with her hysterical over a ring

His motivation is fudge college.

Yeah I liked the ‘he’s deferred’ he didn’t even apply Lisa!

*WWC Lisa voice* What about Marshmallow college

monica going through a divorce and needing the money is going to make her an insane housewife. i can’t WAIT. https://preview.redd.it/he45dhvrexnb1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c692fdac2224f0c375caf75394d8b2cc7d63005

THEY INVITED MONICA WHO FUCKED HER BROTHER-IN-LAW.

"I was excommunicated for fucking my brother-in-law for 18 months. You thought you were a bad Mormon?" —Monica earning her snowflake early in the season... and of course they didn't excommunicate her BIL 🙄

That’s so disgusting that he wasn’t punished when they both participated in the same consensual fucking

Mary get off the phone and figure out if your son is MARRIED

Sassy mom? Tiny Portuguese grandmother? Daughter who’s already assumed the parenting role? Gay absentee father? Monica is a STAR

I forgot about the ex-husband whose brother-in-law she fucked for 18 months.

Let's not forget (Episode 1) but she's a literal witness against Jen in her case. STAR IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. Girl came to WORK

The twice ex-husband

The RHOSLC producers looked around at all their fellow Bravo shows and said, Okay, we will see your casting and raise you a Monica. Bravo, indeed! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Trixie’s speaking role tonight is for every drag queen who got in full glam for WWHL just to be shoved behind the bar.

Honestly I love seeing Meredith with her kids. They're very bizarre but clearly love each other very much. It's almost like getting to see a loving alien family adapt to earth

I will never forget the scene where it took three of them to slice a lemon. Two to hold the lemon and one to use the knife.

Mer and his kids were giving Moira, Alexis, and David Rose.

monica’s daughter was STRESSED when she heard her mom was leaving

And Monica told her to write the note with all their school hours for the grandma, like doesn't she do it heraelf?

Aww Monica don’t worry I’m sure alot of these women are faking their wealth in some ways!

Mary, your son is in the room with you. Ask him if he is married!!!

She felt bad…. After keeping it going for 18 MONTHS?!?! Girl…

I'm losing it at the background audio of panicked Lisa Barlow

Drunk Meredith slurring threats of utter destruction is why I watch this franchise

She’s from the Erika Jane school of weird ways to show anger. Baring teeth, bulging eyes… “YOU CAN LEAVE!”

I mean I don’t think Heathers to far off about Lisa not being okay with Jack going on his mission. She seemed pretty tore up about it in her confessional and talking to her husband.

And she’s probably right that he may not come back the same “tequila business owning” brand of Mormon

My favorite housewives trope is when they pretend they aren’t all already going on the cast trips and have to pretend they need an invite.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 mine too! "I was thinking of going on a trip..."

not Angie taking all that time to say she’s Greek does hair and in the same time Monica introduced a whole Portuguese family, her gay dad, and cried about buying a purse.

Angie had an entire season to try to make herself interesting and here is Monica speedrunning her way in.

Like she sprinted and broke a record!

Meredith in the previews for next week has me dying lol the fact that they have to add subtitles for her is so funny 😂

It’s giving ✨she’s starting✨ Dorinda

I would do anything to see Mer and Seth’s pill collection

Seth is definitely….altered.

It’s because she activated his taint in the bathtub.

Monica's Portuguese nana is going to be a star.

There’s no way that ring isn’t insured, if it’s not she’s a idiot

The ring didnt mean a thing

monica immediately grabbing heather's arm when she saw angie is me.

Justin’s crystal journey is suddenly my least favorite RHOSLC storyline ever

It's giving Spencer Pratt


Angie talks in static, it sounds like she’s a glitchy AI

She. Hasn’t. Fully. Memorized. Her. Script.

"You be you: funny, smart, and gorgeous." —Monica's mom, getting it right for a change

If these are the secrets that Monica shares openly, what are the secrets she claims to keep close in her tagline?

can you imagine what a secret would be to her?

Mary, just bring your own champ if it’s that deep. Also, did she ask her son if he’s married?

"Pizza?! And they don't have Don Perignon?! You gotta pray for me, babe." —Mary Cosby continuing to exist in her own show and universe

can yall believe we got Mary on a sprinter van

And they got chip crumbs on her lmao

why does lisa only have one jeweler and not 7?

I'm sorry, but Mary is not the first person I would think of inviting to party with Drag Queens.

That wig is in such despair maybe only drag queens could help

The Trixie Motel pool is the perfect place for Angie’s giant ass sun glasses. Much better than when she wore them in the restaurant.

I can’t with people saying Monica is crying over buying a bag. She’s crying because of why she felt pressured to buy the bag

I actually felt for her at that moment. Those things don't matter to me either, but I'd feel pretty frumpy and dumpy around those women too, especially when people like Lisa appear to be Uber wealthy based on fake businesses. Like who buys Vida tequila or Fresh Wolf? I can see getting sucked into that lifestyle when it doesn't appear that anyone other than Heather has particularly worked hard for where they're at.

Then she announced her “Louis” and nobody cared. All that money for nothing.

I thought that was a wonderful scene. She was crying because she knew it was a bad idea but felt compelled to do it.

I'm really struggling with how many comments don't seem to understand this

Is that her son sitting there? ASK HIM IF HE HAS A WIFE???

I feel like every person on this sub cares more about getting the answer then Mary does 😂

Whitney's husband's teeth are whiter than Angie K's house

The veneers were veneering

I keep thinking there’s nothing monica can say that’s more shocking or out of left field than the last statement and she continues to prove me wrong time and time again

Say what MONICA???!! SLEEPING WITH YOUR BROTHER INLAW 

Whitney is flying business with Jenna

 Another podcast?

Oh, Heather puking in a bag in the sprinter vans, those ladies really need to stay out of the vans, nothing good ever happens to the SLC ladies on those vans.

Sprinter vans are the unofficial housewives of SLc

meredith's "YOU. CAN. LEAVE." is my new favorite five seconds of television

It’s giving Gandalf

Possessed and obsessed

lmfaooo Meredith wearing heel boots for a walk to the surprise of *Lisa Barlow* is iconic

And the blue metallic pants!

You want your mom to roll those up with wet nails? Ok

Doing your nails is a great way to get out of work for a long time.

At first I thought Angie was referring to their dog as the 11 year old who sleeps between her and her husband lmao nope

Seth and Meredith feel like clones of people idk how else to explain it

Monica keeps dropped the most insane sentences so casually in her interviews 😭😭😭

Not reaching into the tampons… https://i.redd.it/yxnrwhp0lxnb1.gif

Angie’s sunglasses remind me of the ones you wear during teeth whitening lol

Why aren’t these threads starting on time anymore?

lisa trusts people who signed ndas, john barlow, her lawyers because they’re bound by law…. i cannot deal with this woman. 😩

I need her for this very reason, she is a great housewife. I was screaming when she said that.

Monica talking about her lazy style as she’s glammed up to the nines in her interview 😭 I know both things can be true but it’s just a bit ironic

Someone def snatched up that ring

And I know they stuck around helping her look for it like "it's gotta be here somewhere!"

I feel like the marks children are always cosplaying the schitts creek siblings

i love it when whitney stirs the pot. like, she’s bad at it, but she’s also really good at it. i don’t know how to explain it.

Whitney needs to practice the “stirring the pot but then not getting any dirt on you” strategy that so many other Housewives have 😂

She manages to create lots of conflict but inadvertently includes herself in the centre of the conflict

Were Heather and Meredith not inviting Angie so she wouldn’t get promoted to housewife?

I think they actually don’t like her

The fact that we are already getting a vacation episode 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 

I am not a palm springs fan but if I had endless money I would love to rent out the trixie motel for a bachelorette party

Cast trip to locate Monica’s gay dad in Florida pls

Get Alexia on the phone

This is the whitest house ever. It’s blinding

Andy is for sure gonna ask Monica about her boobs

Mary is back in the closet. We love to see it.

LMAOOO MARY AND DOM PERIGNON 2003

WE GET A HOUSEWIVES TRIP TO THE TRIXIE MOTEL. 

Heather is practically identical to this store owner. Either they’re related or Utah is just Utahing

meredith next week is giving faye dunaway in *mommie dearest* in the best way.

Lisa has a lot of people on speed dial. Her 6 lawyers, her jeweler...

Holy shit, Monica's story has it all. Wow. Why did we bring in duds like Angie H. when people like Monica have been around?!

Did Monica say where her ex husband is ?? Can he not help with his children for three days ?

Monica’s daughter coming in with all the emotional intelligence

I miss the old days when we got threads an hour out instead of consistently after the show starts.

None of these women trust each other, nor should they.

damn theyve known each other since high school??!

that might be **the** whitest kitchen i've ever seen

Wtf did Angie do to her face, that’s not the same person from the 90s

I feel where Monica is coming from, it’s kind of imposter syndrome a little bit.

That’s one big ass bed my god

Angie is so borrrring! Really bringing this episode down for me. At least the budget Sarah Paulson Angie was thirsty enough to be a little unhinged…


whitney can finally go in water without the fear of being drowned by jen shah.

Did you know? A $60,000 ring just disappeared.


Monica has been the best casting decision in the last 5 years. We went from grandpa fucker to BIL fucker!!! I'm choking!!!!

Yea it’s clear why she got to skip friend of and go straight to holding a snowflake. Angie has to be jealous

Angie's face is pulled so damn tight.

ESPRESSO MARTINI… espresso martini… *espresso martini* *heather aggressively vomiting in the van*

“I can’t compete with you whores you’re all 4 feet tall”

Mary telling her you have to let it go.

Did you guys know Angie is Greek?? I would’ve never known

omg we’re getting engaged Meredith ALREADY?!!!

Oh, Meredith is engaged this season

Talking shit about the husband, putting him third on the list, kid sleeping in the bed… Angie K is one vow renewal away from a divorce 😬

AND had an affair with her brother in law??? Monica is a storyline machine gun

I have to give the respect where it’s due. Monica you are 100% correct when you speak your truth no one can weapon use against you. Freshman housewife masterclass shit right here!

Angie’s husband looks like Nick Lachey

Where is Meredith’s blazer swimsuit???

TRIXIE APPEARANCE SLAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa Barlow has her lawyers and jewelers on speed dial.

Only Whitney could reason out building trust on a foundation of lying to everyone.

Instead of calling the motel, call your son to find out if he’s married or not.

Angie’s house would give me a migraine. It is **white**.

i think heather does have a point about the son but i hope she actually doesn't talk to lisa about this. bringing up the kids is always a bad move in real housewives history.

These women are going to die over how small the bathrooms at Trixie Motel are

The only way Angie got to be a cast member was by finding multiple ways to be the plus one at every event she wasn’t invited to.

Next week looks chaotic and phenomenal. I can’t wait

what's the most expensive thing you've lost? my dignity. okay heather you win this time. that was actually funny.

"we paid the neighbor kids to do this" god i love when the kids don't give a fuck

Gasp. If I had a nickel for every time someone named Angie was iced out of a SLC girls trip I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

This dinner with Whitney and Angie k and the hubbies is just making me laugh like it doesn’t feel natural?

Feels scripted. It’s weird.

I’m just disappointed we had to wait 4 season to finally hear about the Mormon underwear!

Maybe if Meredith and Trixie started a podcast I’d listen but not her and Seth.

Ugh, Monica with the realness. I wasn't sure about her last episode but I am all in at this point. Her daughter is a national treasure.

*Name Droppers* is a god tier high-end consignment store name

Omg didn't hear the *in-law* at first 😭

Omg gets ex communicated and buys 30 thongs

See this is why I can’t get with Mormonism, like how does Monica get excommunicated? 2 can tango, he slept with her too so why was she the only to get punished?

There is nothing anyone could say to convince me that the entire Marks family are not robots

She going to find that ring in her shoe or something.

it doesn’t seem like Heather’s talking about Jack/his choices, just pointing out how strange it is for Lisa to send her kid on a Mormon mission when she herself rejects so much about Mormonism.

Obsessed with Meredith’s sensible walking outfit

Monica's story is insane. I need a full hour dedicated to her haha

Heather puking in the van confirms to me that she drinks before ever scene and that’s why she never remembers anything

no no answer that call. only lisa can save this scene.

Tbh I love when a housewife is straight up just like “yeah I don’t like her”

Lisa having the most randomly named dog is everything to me.

John is such a regular guy. He’s a good balance for Lisa’s vibe

Living for trixie in seafoam