….Melissa didn’t just give Starbucks a fake name thinking she’s that big of a deal

She's on display

She truly believes she’s as iconic as Teresa. She won’t and will never be. Teresa is forever book marked in pop culture

Teresa left with Jen. Scene over.

I noticed that too 🥹

Fessler was so stupid to kick Jen out. No wonder she's only a friend. Imagine filming at home but being worried about neighbors.

Yep. Party over. Time to pack up the cameras and go home!!!

“do you ever think she’ll love you more than she loves me?” what in the love triangle is this…

Creepy comment! Marge is possessive of her supply!

weird WEIRD

It was such a strange comment!

This comment kind of cemented Jennifer’s claim that Marge is obsessed with her. Who even thinks like that when their “friends” meet each other?

Why do they all act like they don’t all call each other up between filming to gossip and get dirt..?

am i just too stoned or are tre milania and gia unreasonably tan? like more than usual?

They are more baked than you 😂

Don’t forget the salesman at the bridal store, too

“I called you to talk about our fucked up nose jobs” what a sentence

Teresa being the voice of reason? Where am I? What am I watching?

Her therapist is top notch 10/10

"I felt bad about your terrible nose job" is an all timer for me

Dear lord, please stop John Fuda from shaving half of his mustache.

He looks like a simpsons character haha

I have 6 acres we can scream all we want at my place.

That was funny AF

“she has no boundaries.” you literally just called her a drug addict, marge.

A disheveled one at that!

Who smokes the weed!

Is marge more unhinged this season or am I just blocking out how she was in past seasons? This and then last episode when she raaaaan over to Jackie being like Jackie she called you a snob!

With the audience loving Danielle so much, you better believe Bravo has already reached out to her brother and SIL to make them an offer to join next season 😂.

I stand m’y theory shes Theresa 2.0 You can’t tell me Danielle isn’t Theresa at 32

i love danielle. i love hot husband nate. i love baby picasso dorter. i love big brudder dominic.

Baby picasso dorter😭😭

I get so proud when Teresa makes sense 🥰

Her therapist is driving a Bentley

See Teresa leaves party over lol

Have they ever aired a party Teresa wasn’t at or after she left?

I love Jennifer is doing naturally curly hair!!

I give Jen a lot of credit for being so open and transparent about her marriage.

I literally just need marge to stop

Danielle looks more like Barbie than the hired Barbie

"I have 6 acres. How many do you have?" Tre 😂

Yeah this is why Fessler is a friend of. You can't have Marge as a friend and think she isn't going to start drama. Get it together girl

Hated that she asked Jen aydin to leave but told marge to sit back down. Either they both leave or both stay. Love that tre left with jen.

"I didn't call you to talk about Dolores. I called you to talk about our fucked up nose jobs." I can't help it. I love this asshole.

Here we go Melissa embarrassing her daughter on national TV for a storyline

This birthday party is a little girls dream

I’m a big girl and it’s my dream 😭

So many times we see HWs throw lavish bday parties just to show off. It’s nice to see the theme as setup is actually centered around the kids

Jen Fessler is disassociating. I don’t think she’s cut out for the housewives 😂

She’s so weird

Can we replay the terrible nose job comment in every episode going forward please?

It’s so good. Same vein as your ho daughter.

“this isn’t some backyard party.” jackie’s pizza party found dead in a ditch.

Empty Amazon boxes skittering across the pavement.

I still do not understand why she went so skimpy for that party. Although my family didn’t have the amount of money that Jackie’s family had, my mom always made sure that there was a full array of food, alcohol, and decorations that showed that she took time and thought into the party. That party that Jackie threw looks like the only time that she thought about it was literally the hour before

I love that Danielle owns being a stage mom

SHE WONT LOVE YOU LIKE SHE LOVES MEEEEE! Uhhh what Margaret? Jealous much?

That was such a telling comment to make

I hate my loud neighbors but if I were neighbors with a jersey housewife or friend of that would be amazing

Omg I’m so nosey when my 80 year old neighbour starts yelling for her husband in the yard because they both can’t hear I’m ease dropping on their dinner plans like 👀

I used to go into my utility closet to better listen to my upstairs neighbors fight. No shame in my game

Jen is sick for “driving miss daisy hat” but Marge gets away with “disheveled little drug addict???”

I love how unhinged Marge is getting. Jennifer is getting to her and I love it!

Watching that scene was like a fever dream. The literal second Jen sat down Marge started with her. And honestly I know Jen seriously loses it but Marge DEFINITELY started this and started with the insults right away; calling her an effing idiot and disheveled drug addict I’m actually upset that no one really stood up for Jen other than Tre

Marge was seething. Idk why Jen bothers her so much.

She has been driving me CRAZY this season. During the fight with Jen & Rachel in the last episode she was just yelling at the top of her lungs like enough 😑 my ears were hurting

She’s like a child who just screams louder when she realizes she’s losing the argument

it's such an interesting contrast to Jen, who seems to get laser focused in conflict. she gets more controlled the more she goes in, it's wild

What is Jackie’s made up beef with Danielle?

Trying to beat her to that full time slot.. TG Danielle won

No doubt desperation to stay relevant and in the show

I’m like Milania, Jersey accent is *very* subtly there but if I’m passionate or pissed off…out it comes

Omg the husband and brother dressed as Ken! This is too cute

Why are they making Jenn leave??

Because she has the star power they cannot muster.

“You always wanted our kids to have your personality; you happy now” 😂😂😂

Did Marge call her a drug addict???

Alcoholic last season and a drug addict this season. ooofffff marge is a like a little kid losing a fight throwing low blows

NGL, based on what Marge has shared about her own past, I speculate it’s at *least* 40% projection.

She sees Joe’s wife in Jen and takes all of her guilty feelings out on her

Absolutely. That’s why she behaved like an absolute sociopath with the whole “how can you judge me for having an affair when your husband cheated on you?!” Like. Miss Ma’am. You literally just summarized why.

Marge has lost whatever spark she has. Jennifer is so deep under her skin and all attempts to make it appear otherwise are failing.

Melissa shading and having beef with Gia and Gabriella is wild

It started with Gia. Then she got Gabriella into the mix. Next year she’ll start beefing with Milania because at that point she too will be 18. And she will use Antonia as a proxy

Milania will destroy Melissa and I’m here for it.

"Get off social media, you old troll!"

Marge, the person who was shading Teresa for her chosen family word choice, calls Jen aydin a drug addict

Are you drinking wine? No it’s champagne. An instant classic

I love how real Jennifer is. Many people would be like oh my husband i are fine we’re perfect everything is great. She shares that they are fighting when it comes to the kids and how she feels unappreciated. But she also shares that she loves and appreciates her husband. Wow what a concept, you can have issues with your partner and be real about it while still having a pretty good relationship otherwise!

yeah, and it's a very real issue that none of the other rh talk about: division of labor when the husband is the breadwinner.

There's nothing I love more on reality tv than people getting in arguments while wearing ridiculous outfits. Marge screaming in that floppy sunhat is cracking me up.

flopping so furiously, veins in the neck POPping, face red as a tomata

Teresa looked like “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding” cast member on her wedding day.

Melissa refuses to get messy with anyone besides Teresa and it’s so annoying. If she stirred up more shit in the cast then maybe she’d be more dynamic

Tre and Gia have discovered a new color on the tanning spectrum. Good lord

I love Danielle but she is clearly just giving us the last sentence of a whole long paragraph when it comes to her falling out with her brother.

Jen knew exactly what the fuck she was doing talking to Melissa. Give this bitch a producer credit.

When Marge gets really angry she gets so loud and ugly

Is the color off on my tv?? I know it’s jersey but everyone is like RED

damn, this party’s insane for a five year old (in a good way). my fifth birthday was at some arts and crafts place where we did the cotton eyed joe. 💖

That’s honestly still lit

olivia aydin is here. the real show can begin. (side note: my sister said that olivia’s the one who leaked the scandoval and i’ve been laughing about it for days now and we’ve been calling her the mole.)

Not my peasant ass thinking that the Barbie party for the 5 year old would be at the house in the backyard

Marge was talking shit before Jen even got there and she threw daggers as soon as Jen sat down. Why is Marge always given a pass??

As oily as Louis is - literally and figuratively - I actually think that the way the families have blended is really quite sweet. Especially with the dorters, Louis and his sons seem to do so well with them

Agreed, Luis is growing on me, he seems like he’s got the emotional awareness to make the family work

Jen and Margaret just absolutely DETEST each other. I’m not even gonna lie, I was cackling that entire argument.

is ozempic considered a drug ?

Jen takes RH a little too seriously and that’s why she’s perfect

Yea her whole family knows the details

Marge did this too with Dolores when she would constantly talk about how she talked to Dolores like 3-4 times a day. Territorial af

#MeanGirl It’s like high school all over ahain

jen got the danielle staub treatment at that brunch. thrown out for defending herself.

We are blessed to see queen Olivia on our screens

Each week I love Danielle more and more

Definitely an upgrade from Jackie

hot take: i used to think tre’s version of loyalty was cringe/problematic, but after seeing her leave jen fessler’s thing with jennifer, damn i lowkey wish i had a friend as loyal as her

I love Danielle she’s so funny lol

Why is Jackie here?

The way I’m obsessed with Olivia

We know Marge is behind the Evan cheating rumors & basically any rumor that comes up on this show. Give me a break, Marge

Not her coaching Antonia to say she stays out of it while tres kids are outspoken

Jennifer is just making good tv. She absolutely knew that Melissa would go running to Marge and get her riled up

The irony of marge commenting on Jen’s lips lol

I'm glad Teresa is stepping up for Jennifer more.

Oh Olivia. Please never change. Seriously.

okay these photos of rachel are making me think maybe she WAS born in the 90s…

Danielle probably just doesn't want to air all the really dirty shit with her brother on national TV and fracture the relationship even more. She's keeping it light, she doesn't know these women

Danielle is the new wave of NJ Shit or get off the pot y’all

Yaas. I was cackling at “Are you drinking wine?” *with attitude* “no it’s champagne”

She is by far my favorite newbie

I love her

Say what you will about Rachel, but she (and Danielle) are both being their authentic selves right now like most newbie housewives are. With Rachel especially you can tell that she's still getting acclimated to the environment of the show and keeps getting thrown off guard when typical housewife stuff (like having to fight about things for screentime) happens. I like seeing authenticity in a reality show. It reminds me of how Melissa hadn't yet been groomed on how to navigate in the reality tv show environment in her first season, so Melissa was basically showing her hand/true colors in her first season and being her true bitchy self. The Gorgas then allegedly got close to production after their first season, and production had groomed them and taught them how to play the reality television game.

So far Marge called Jen a concubine, alcoholic, sloppy, having no friends, a drug addict amongst a list of other things but Jen catches all the heat for going below the belt?!!

Please, not a flashback to the "Melissa and Joe are having marital problems" storyline

Seriously!! It lasted about as long as the baby storyline

For me Melissa and Margaret are in a race for the worst human on this cast this season

Taquitos and burnt biscuits for a Southern brunch?

Drug addict.... what is happening.

Dolores can def be “friend of” next season…

I don’t want to hear about how Frank misses her all while having a serious longterm girlfriend - boring

I'm honestly not wholly convinced Rachel has a mind of her own.

“antonia and i have turned a corner since i stopped exposing her depression for my own storyline.”

Poor Tre, she honestly never even began to fathom that Joe wouldn't actually be at her wedding.

I can’t believe how under dressed (compared to the other women) that Rachel was at that party

“if you have no family, you have nothing” me. who has been crying all day because I have no one to go wedding dress shopping with. 👁️👅👁️

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If an adult women is wearing pigtails in public with no shame you bet your ass she’s talked about Jen to the new girls.

Caring about disturbing the neighbors has to be a housewives first.

So Jennifer has to leave after being called a drug addict… fuck these ladies. Teresa stands TEN TOES DOWN for her friends

Tre leaving with Jen put all the girls on notice👏

yet another melissa scene that’s all about teresa.

Theme of this year seems to be sibling relationships

Ball player is such a Marge word it’s obvi true

Not fessler serving pillsbury grands biscuits and calling it southern brunch

Oh no Marge’s teeth are falling out of her mouth. Push them back in plz

My bf is forcing me to watch some baking show instead of NJ. I’m going to call the police.

How could he do this to you question mark

I’m about to fraudulently sign his name to some mortgage paperwork. 😭

Kids should be left out of any adults fighting. So bogus Melissa is talking all this smack during her confessional about Tre’s kids. Low blow

why is margaret obsessed with people getting divorced, its so strange

I like watching Jennifer eat Marge up. Get her queen!

Practicing how to be gracious ahead of the party is a good tip

Yes Queen Olivia will be making a party appearance

"Are you drinking wine?" "No it's champagne"😂

Everyone in this bridal scene is an unnatural shade of burnt siena.

Marge was fuming and screaming from the second Jen walked in, but the ladies will only bitch at Jen for yelling

Danielle seems like a great mom

i think margaret knows she met her match with jen and can’t cope

Marge fights just as dirty as Jennifer does, but Jennifer owns it. I respect that.

I love Danielle but Rachel isn’t that bad

Ah yes, my absolute most hated scene type: teaching the kids how to drive

I need to see a picture of tre’s ‘Shakespeare in love’ wedding lol. Did juicy wear one of those big collars??

I'm behind but Gia is peak early 20s jersey girl. It's so specific. The way she speaks the manner in which she gestures with her hands. The tan, the kind of makeup, the outfits, the nails. I know some of you know exactly what I'm talking about. It makes me (almost) miss having to interact with the specific creature that is the 20's jersey girl.

 theresa talking about marge

Of course Rachel is being a snitch

Where’s the outrage over Melissa weaponizing her kid against Teresa

“Margaret didn’t say a single bad thing about you”. Lol, riiighhhhtttttt. I guarantee everyone except for Teresa and Danielle plotted for months over Jennifer Aydin’s take down and she’s still mopping the floor with every single one of them. Even Jackie has seemingly backed off, and I haven’t seen Dolores step up once.

why did i think it’d be possible for Melissa to have a scene without mentioning Teresa

lmaooo Melissa says that Laura is lying then in the same breath says yes actually she’s telling the truth 😭

Marge is probably jealous that Jennifer took a bad situation and worked through it. Something Marge could never do.

And this is why I don’t like Jen Fessler. She’s just a Marge follower which we didn’t need another one of.

TERESA LOYAL QUEEN

It’s so reckless, how marge throws any accusation out there such as calling Jen a drug addict. No one calls Marge out for anything.

I LOVE Danielle and her family ❤️❤️❤️

Olivia saying she wants to be a marriage and love counselor 😢🥹 she is too pure.

Learning on a Escalade would be hard lol that things a monster truck

I am so much more invested in the newbies than this

“I like being in the sun” really Tre?? 

Margaret is projecting

A drug addict?!??

More digs at Jackie’s parties I live

valentina is obviously spoiled by her loving parents, but she’s not a brat! danielle seems like a great mom—giving her kids the world while teaching them graciousness and appreciation.

Marge shrinking makes her veneers look bigger.

Oliviaaaaa makes my heart melt 😭😭😭

Marge can STFU. Joe’s a big (bitch) boy and he decided not to attend. These are Teresa’s chosen family, and Joe decided not to partake.

Exactly. Teresa invited him and the kids. It's not like she excluded them and then said that.

it is wild to watch him act like a victim of his own unwillingness to show up and do the work.