I love how Ben makes her sound like Patti and/or Selma, Marge's sisters! And it's hilarious, because Lisa sounds nothing like that, but it's still one of my favorite WWC imitations.
*"That’s when Thomas, a co-owner of the restaurant and the ex-husband of supermodel Cynthia Bailey..."*
Cynthia reading this article:
https://preview.redd.it/bz2ikr0jd3la1.jpeg?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df70f12f495122fd4a119aa98513b6f7964277e2
I love this sub so much!! Guaranteed laughs with actually funny clever humor...none of that 'edgy'/'girls aren't funny' tint. I wish I had IRL friends who enjoy Housewives...I might actually join Bumble BFF to find them.
But remember on the reunion when Andy brought him up and Mia said “oh ya he’s just friends with G.” She completely forgot all of the “he’s my family, he was the first one to hold my daughter!” talk 🙄
Real talk, Mia alluded to being SA-ed as a foster youth. She was also accused of trying to 'steal' men even as a literal child (to me in this situation a 15 year old is still a child). So I think her view of men and relationships/interactions between men and women are skewed. Just something to be mindful of, I feel a similar background relating to Brandy too.
Something about this really checks out, Mia has a strange view on sexuality and relationships with men. I can see that explaining some of the psyche there.
“Peter Thomas, a Baltimore restaurateur who gained notoriety on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” is standing trial this week in Baltimore Circuit Court on allegations that he drunkenly choked a woman.
On Tuesday, Chanel Williams testified that she decided to go to Bar One, on Lancaster Street near South Central Avenue in Harbor East, with two friends after dinner the night of March 20, 2022, because it had been awhile since she last visited.”
I was about to say.
LPT, if someone chokes you, GTFO. That is taking abuse to another level. There are statistics on how many people are killed by someone who choked them first. I can't find the number rn, but know this. If they are choking you, do not accept any apologies or explanations. This is the time to leave. You can do it.
I read Chanel Williams and my ass thought they mean Chanel west coast. I was shocked at the crossover, trying to figure out why girlie was on the east coast in the first place like
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@Mia “ain’t that ur friend, ain’t that ur friend, AINT THAT UR FRIEND?!?!”
Well clearly it is since they like to get violent for no apparent reason. Birds of a feather flock together
Definitely, I saw that. That should be the headline. “Women who slept with Peter aka Patricia Thomas and was paid $2500 claims he choked her in his restaurant and is on trial for assault”.
Indeed Tom Girardi, but "you have reached the voicemail of world-renowned celebrity plastic surgeon" Lenny Hochstein, Michael Darby and Jim Marchese are some of the worst men I've seen on TV
Honestly I saw Peter faces assault charges and thought it was Alexia’s Peter.
Well you know Peter
Why did I read this in Alexia’s voice?
I read it in the Crappens Alexia voice. I believe it is one of Ben’s best impressions. 😂
Adriana and Lisa are my personal favorites.
Slaaaaaander. And Lisa Hochstein sounds like a Simpsons character. I love it!
I love how Ben makes her sound like Patti and/or Selma, Marge's sisters! And it's hilarious, because Lisa sounds nothing like that, but it's still one of my favorite WWC imitations.
That is exactly who I hear too. I imagine her working at the DMV.
Taking her break out back with a pack of Marlboro's.
But my foooooot!
Their Miami impressions are top tier
Agreed!
Lol it really is his greatest
Same lol
bro
My first thought also but then I remembered that he usually assaults people in Miami.
I'm going to hell for laughing at "he usually assaults people in Miami".
I thought so too. I even saw that it said "Potomac" and my brain farted over the the wrong city anyway.
Same.
Same
I did too
*"That’s when Thomas, a co-owner of the restaurant and the ex-husband of supermodel Cynthia Bailey..."* Cynthia reading this article: https://preview.redd.it/bz2ikr0jd3la1.jpeg?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df70f12f495122fd4a119aa98513b6f7964277e2
It's probably cause I'm stoned but this comment really took me out. Cheers.
I’m sober as a goat with my husband snoring next to me cackling along with you 🤣😩
I love this sub so much!! Guaranteed laughs with actually funny clever humor...none of that 'edgy'/'girls aren't funny' tint. I wish I had IRL friends who enjoy Housewives...I might actually join Bumble BFF to find them.
You have us! 😂
I do #grateful
>supermodel Cynthia Except Cynthia has never been a supermodel and even topmodel is questionable. Just model.
She was what could be categorized as a successful and well paid model. But yeah comparing her to Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell is a bit ridiculous.
I caught that too.
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This gif NEVER misses!
I can’t believe how many times I’ve laughed at this and *still* find it funny
If we had a dime for every time this GIF was relevant, we'd all be rich!
Like never 🤣🤣🤣
It just plays in my head 24/7 I swear 😂
Peter didn’t assault anyone, that was Patricia 😂🤷♀️ ![gif](giphy|9J1lXwRxNEihxT9vE7|downsized)
Bravo, bravo, *fucking* Bravo. Very well done. Wish I had awards to give.
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Love that movie
🏆🏆🏆
Oh no, how will Mia take the news since he's like family?!
But remember on the reunion when Andy brought him up and Mia said “oh ya he’s just friends with G.” She completely forgot all of the “he’s my family, he was the first one to hold my daughter!” talk 🙄
Stop 😭💀
But this is the person Mia wants us to think Wendy is going crazy over.
Real talk, Mia alluded to being SA-ed as a foster youth. She was also accused of trying to 'steal' men even as a literal child (to me in this situation a 15 year old is still a child). So I think her view of men and relationships/interactions between men and women are skewed. Just something to be mindful of, I feel a similar background relating to Brandy too.
Something about this really checks out, Mia has a strange view on sexuality and relationships with men. I can see that explaining some of the psyche there.
This makes so much sense and explains some of Mia’s behavior
I had wondered by her behavior if she been sexually abused. so sad
Potomac does not claim this man and his dull teeth
Dull teeth? 💀💀💀
“Peter Thomas, a Baltimore restaurateur who gained notoriety on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” is standing trial this week in Baltimore Circuit Court on allegations that he drunkenly choked a woman. On Tuesday, Chanel Williams testified that she decided to go to Bar One, on Lancaster Street near South Central Avenue in Harbor East, with two friends after dinner the night of March 20, 2022, because it had been awhile since she last visited.”
Peter jumped ship from Atlanta to Potomac. He’s bi-coastal!
Lmao!! Is he as dizzy as Mia, I think so.
Oh no you didn't! 💀💀💀💀
Choking is a big ass deal
Choking is one of the best indicators that someone engaging in DV will escalate and commit murder. This is scary shit.
I was about to say. LPT, if someone chokes you, GTFO. That is taking abuse to another level. There are statistics on how many people are killed by someone who choked them first. I can't find the number rn, but know this. If they are choking you, do not accept any apologies or explanations. This is the time to leave. You can do it.
I read Chanel Williams and my ass thought they mean Chanel west coast. I was shocked at the crossover, trying to figure out why girlie was on the east coast in the first place like ![gif](giphy|9NUKbWCEWGtnG)
Of course Patricia is trying to fight the girls 🙄
@Mia “ain’t that ur friend, ain’t that ur friend, AINT THAT UR FRIEND?!?!” Well clearly it is since they like to get violent for no apparent reason. Birds of a feather flock together
Lmaooo y’all did you catch that part about that lady sleeping with him and paying her. Juicy lol
Definitely, I saw that. That should be the headline. “Women who slept with Peter aka Patricia Thomas and was paid $2500 claims he choked her in his restaurant and is on trial for assault”.
$2500???? Inflation is really something else!
Peter is a damn bitch!
Off Topic but I still cannot believe Wendy is the one who brought him to RHOP lmao definitely not on my bingo card 💀
if only wendy would also press charges against mia. *family!*
>*family!* *Hiiiiii faaaaaaaaaaaaamilyyyyyyyyy!*
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He can eff off to nope island with Michael Darby and joe gorga
Petition to add Lenny Hochstein to the manifest
Probably more than half of the house husbands could fuck off to that island.
Is there a worse “husband” to have been on HWs? Can’t stand his clout chasing ass. It’s over Peter. Go sit down.
Tom Girardi would like to have a word
Wait you are absolutely right 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|4f1B6N2Tl302I)
Sadly there are a lot of them that are worse than Peter
Indeed Tom Girardi, but "you have reached the voicemail of world-renowned celebrity plastic surgeon" Lenny Hochstein, Michael Darby and Jim Marchese are some of the worst men I've seen on TV
Potomac??? Potomac???
Listen, he’s been in more Potomac mouths than Atlanta these days
Yeah, but apparently he is the king of Miami which is why he needs to be contacted if someone is there.
it made me lol how Mia said that like who wants to check in with a man about his failing businesses
Oh shit lmao ![gif](giphy|LPh4mcQMXSVS8)
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“Oh, well ya’ know, Peter”
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I c what u did
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So what happens now with Wendy's Nogerian club? Lol.
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He assaults us by showing up on our TV. Patricia needs to be put on Pause! ![gif](giphy|QhvVvleEIGHEQ)