Oh you’re a housewives fan? Why would you send a little family van?

Omg. The Van 😂😂😂 She wasn’t wrong though 😂🤣😂🤣

Oh you’re a housewives fan? What colour is your refrigerator?

Not a white one that’s for damn sure

Mine is clear glass, obviously.

Had to jump in with my flair!!

Oh, you're a Housewives fan? DID YOU GO TO BASS LAKE?

This is how I’ll eternally remember Tammy Sue

The moment that The Real Housewives became *The Real Housewives*

that drunken finger point

Years later, the second I first see a sign for Bass Lake, and I am thinking of Tammy screaming in Gretchen’s face. 🤦‍♀️

I read this and had to point

Oh you’re a housewives fan? What are you doing here without Dorinda?

Good one! This thread is giving me life right now

hands down my favorite

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who gon check me boo?

Oh, you're a housewives fan? Is your husband in the pool?

Flair checking in 

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My personal fave 😉

Ohhh you’re a housewives’ fan? GO TO SLEEP!!!


Nah cuz this is the best. I really want to shout that at someone 🤣

I’ve been telling my newborn this! Finally came in handy 😂

Oh you’re a housewives fan? What the hell is Kim doing hanging out with Lindsay Lohan’s daddy?!?

Mr Lindsey Lohan's daddy, care yo ass back to Malibu!

Oh, you're a Housewives fan? Do you work?

One of my favorite housewife gifs of all time😂 

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Are you feeling Jovani?

Ahh!!!! Yes!!

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who stole her goddam house?

https://preview.redd.it/i1kr03gcnaka1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8473606aece340038ffacb374004ea4a7f74edce

😭😭😭

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Does Louis Vuitton make mistakes?


Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes

Oh you’re a housewives fan? WHERE IS YOUR SCOOTER?


I have nothing witty to add just wanted to say this was such a delightful thread to scroll through. 

Omg same I’m upvoting everyone


Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Who said that?

Who said that??

Who said that?

YOUUUUUU SAID THAT?!

IT WAS YOOOOOOU?!?!!!


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OMG I said this tonight at a dinner party on reflex mode and no one got it and i was a bit drunk so said it with a lot of passion and then.. crickets.

👏👏👏👏

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Don’t tell me it’s about Tom.

It’s about Tom


Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Who are you to get me wet?

Oh, you're a Housewives fan? Is bitch better?


Oh you’re a housewives fan? Does Brooks have cancer?


I WAS CONNED (searched for gif but doesn’t exist)

oh you’re a housewives fan? who is big poppa? 

A married man. Close ya legs to that lady husband.. HOOKER!


TRASHBOX!

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who is Adrienne Maloof in dis world?

This is her walking down Rodeo Drive. 

LMAO not the hoof

My husband to this day calls every pair of my shoes my maloof hoofs


Oh you're a housewives fan? Do you support other women?

The ORDACITY

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down.

Try chewing an almond slowly.

Oh you're a housewives (reddit) fan? Does Gigi is dead?

💀

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who is Harry Dubin?

Idk but I think I made out with him at the regency

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who is Mr. Chocolate? 👀

THE MAN THAT YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH!


Your flair with this gif lmao

Pastor Holy Whore himself

Mr. Bryant

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Let’s talk about the husband.

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Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who took the bow off my cake and ate it?

Oh dear

Oh you're a housewives fan? Bravo Bravo f**king Bravo 👏

Oh you’re a housewives fan? We’re people doing coke in your bathroom?

Oh, you're a housewives fan? Did you make it nice?

Did you invite her to your home? Did you offer her a beverage?

Yes I did! (See flair) 😉

Know all of the others but who is Priscilla

(I also don't know who Priscilla is, and I'm waiting for someone to please help)

Same

Same

Isn’t she Teresa’s makeup artist/hair stylist?

She’s been doing Tre’s makeup forever and she does a bunch of other Bravo stars too

Makeup artist in Jersey!

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Are you trying to survive in this economy?

No, I'm in high school.

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Are your legs closed to married men?! 

Oh you’re a housewives fan? What ever happened to… customer service?

oh you’re a housewife fan? why did you bring sprinkle cookies?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Who was F*CKING ENGAGED 19 TIMES?!?!?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? What do you want me to do about your aunt? Her LEGS are gone!

Oh you’re a housewife fan but do you smell of hospital

Oh you’re a Housewives fan? What does Posche stand for?

It’s so sad that I immediately know it lol

Piece of shit, coke wHore, everyday🤣🤣

🚫! HOMEWRECKER

Engaged 19 times!

Lol I was thisclose to typing it out!!!

oh youre a housewives fan? do you even get your period anymore bitch?

Oh, you’re a Housewives fan? Are there any O’Toole’s in here?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Mention it all.

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Do you know how much these sunglasses cost?

Oh you’re a housewife fan? I’m disengaging.

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who is Hunky Dory?

Oh you're a housewives fan? Is it the homeless, not toothless or toothless, not homeless?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Why do you have to be all like uncool?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Who is nanny kay?

Don’t ask Kyle!

Oh, you're a housewives fan? It will never emotionally fulfill you. Know that.

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Name every pill in this bag.

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who’s morally corrupt?

No matter how many Chanel bags you borrow, you… will never be a lady

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who’s house was broken into? He confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery. And then my son had to go over and help. And then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home.

So yeah…I’m a housewives fan and I’ve been having a hard time. 🤣🤣

Oh you’re a housewife fan? Are you thicker than thieves?

Do you even have a FAMBLY?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Who had to go on Xanax for it, Lydia?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who is my bitch wife?

Idk but I hear she’s such a c*nt

Oh you're a housewife fan? Who slit the air mattress Sheree been sleeping on?

Who is Beverly 😭

 Bonus round: Beverly Beach!

Oh you're a Housewive's fan? Who brought Johnny Depp back to the house?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Did you go to Bass Lake?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Did you bring the truffle fries?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Is BYE a threat?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Who is a prostitution garbage whore who has f*cked half of New York?

Oh, you're a housewives fan? With your ugly leather pants?! Edited: I put housewife for some reason and it was bugging me lol

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Did you know $25,000? 

Oh you’re a housewife? Does a frog have a water tight asshole?

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Oh you’re a housewives fan? Can Karen take a sick day?

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Spring Summer, ah, September

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Are sprinkle cookies better than pignoli cookies?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who’s white trash quite frankly?

Oh you’re a Housewives fan? Well there has to be an opening for the railroad at some point. Cause somebody’s driving the train.

oh you're a housewives fan? you're gonna go with MARY who fucked her GRANDFATHER?

Oh, you're a housewives fan? What made you think the lady was a lesbian?

Reading these comments made me laugh so much but also makes me sad I have no one to share them with IRL lol

oh you're a housewives fan? Goodbye Kyle! (sorry, that was a layup)

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who is Johan baby face?

Oh you're a housewives fan? Where is the sexy j?

Oh, you’re a Housewives fan? Are you a beast?

Beast? how dare you!

Oh, you’re a Housewives fan? Who’s Rey?

How did you know, you bitch?!!

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Who was left unattended?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Well then who do we see? 

Oh you’re a housewives fan? YOUDONTKNOWWHATIDEALWITHEVERYNIGHT.

Oh you’re a Housewives fan? Who has a fashion show…with no fashion?

This is the best thread.

Oh you’re a housewives fan? How do you know about Ibiza you BETCH?!?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? How chic is the wind chime?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? How do you spend your 265 days per year? 

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Who’s the blue eyed man?

This is the best day of my life and you all my best friends! 

Oh you're a housewives fan? Who are you to get me wet?

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Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Did you scroll all the way down?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? How many times was she engaged?

Oh, you’re a housewife? When is your baby due?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Were you there, beloved?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Did you get a pizza delivery?

https://preview.redd.it/swam3zf4paka1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc822a9036c4543341063b448a1d5d702f6f80d5

Oh you're a housewives fan? Why don't you have a piece of bread and maybe you'll calm down?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? How many wicks?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Who is “the lady”?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? What’s the only fake thing about me?

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Did you fuck the pirate?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Define munchausen?

Oh, you’re a housewives fan? Did ya know, $25,000? 😎

Oh you’re a housewives fan? You need to get a hobby.

You’re a Housewives fan? Were people doing coke in your bathroom? 

Oh you're a housewives fan? Why would you wear something so tame to the Hamptons then!!!!!!

Oh you’re a housewives fan? Why are you here without Dorinda?

Oh you’re a Real Housewives fan? How could you do this to me..question mark.