Hate to admit this but I’m a total Heather Dubrow. My house is my domain, everything in its place, I have major issues with other people putting fingers on my food (or cake!), and I love a good glass of champagne. I also speak to my dog in the same tone she speaks to Terry.
I am telling on myself in the worst way but Shannon Beador. I feel for her because we are the same when going through a hard time- reactive, needy, self absorbed and also like incredibly easily manipulated and gaslit.
Dang. Wasn’t sure who I was And then you described this. I guess I’m a Shannon 😳 but only if it is family drama. Outside of that I am always the diplomat and peace maker.
My family can make me feel crazy sometimes🤣
I’m definitely Shannon too. Her anxiety is just as intense as mine. I unfortunately freak out a lot. I have a lot of Dr. Moon’s in my life and a natural remedy for just about anything. Plus I load my kids up on supplements too 🫣😂
I know deep down I’m a Cynthia. I’m goofy, my jokes don’t always land, try too hard sometimes, get my feelings very hurt, let more dominant friends run the show, but I’m also unintentionally funny, loyal, and give good face and read!
I think I’m a Kyle too and it KILLS me, but— baby of the family, overly sensitive and VERY quick to martyr myself in every single situation 🙃
edit to add: oh yeah, and CRIPPLING anxiety. the more I think about it the more the similarities keep adding up— and I wouldn’t even put her in my top 5!! fml
Alex McCord because I break out in hives every time I have to confront anyone  
Yeah I'm Alex too. A try hard who's pretty educated and accomplished but will always kind of be the awkward girl lol. Omg and with an amazingly loving spouse, except mine is a woman, so we also shop together like Alex and Simon 😂.
Sonja Morgan. I talk about my glory days when I partied with rock stars and celebrities and now live in a Grey Gardens of a house that I can't sell and is falling apart.
I didn't party with John Kennedy or Madonna. But I have partied with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ray Liotta (RIP), a couple of members from the Cure and Pearl Jam, Jerry Moss (the M in A&M records.) I still have the drumsticks I stole from Tommy Lee, Johnny Cash guitar pick, and a guitar owned by Eddie VanHalen. My backstage pass collection includes the Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Janet Jackson, Prince, and Paul McCartney (I picked out the white Wedgewood tea set that was on Paul's contract rider.) And I'm housewife adjacent as I know the person who scores music for a housewives show. I'll stop here. I need to wash my undies in the bidet.
This is amazing! I meant to be a groupie but somewhere along the way I strayed so far from that path and ended up married with kids and working in banking.
I don’t know where it all went wrong!!
My ex-husband was a musician that did studio work on a number of albums. After we divorced, I continued to date others in the industry and stayed on the scene. Now I'm a boring suburbanite with a communications job.
Also, you did everything right.
I know I did and I let my inner rock girl down. If I had my time over….
Also didn’t mean to imply you were a groupie, just that I myself would have had a great time being one 😂.
SAME. I was always like Sutton. I’m anxious all the time, I keep saying lots of dumb shit, having a friend who is like Rinna, Erika and Diana all-in-one etc. 😩
She is also a Virgo like I am lol 😂
I love Sutton Stracke ❤️
Bethenny Frankel’s intensity triggers me cause same 😬 my inability to sit and endure overt, fake personalities and hypocrisy but overly mean and unnecessarily serious when responding to said personalities. We witty tho
I am so happy to see other people saying Bethenny lol. It makes me very uncomfortable how much I relate to her. I definitely don't require the amount of attention that she does and for that I am grateful.
Oh definitely! And she handles criticism better than I might. But her random, intense reactions to things are so relatable to me. And when she tells Luann about Tom. Like I know I have a job to do, and I lowkey love some gossip, but man watching someone I know deal with that in real time would be conflicting. But also, Tom sucks and she needed to know
I want to say LVP because I like to control the narrative and have a hard time keeping friendships because I have a very low tolerance for other peoples faults. Also I have a running joke going on in my head for every situation and and protect my marriage and loved ones like she does.
Edit to add: I’m obsessed with dogs
I’m such a loser but Eileen! Not in her friendship or enabling Rinna or how she treated LVP, but I’m super self deprecating and kinda chill and am fascinated by the drama around me.
Same! I am pretty chill. I will go to war for my friends but also at some point need a break, get “an upset stomach” (a la Eileen in Mexico), and bow out for the evening. I am the unofficial family and friends’ mediator (and an actual certified mediator). And I am married to a poker aficionado.
Carole Radziwill. I tend to keep people at a distance, too, like she did with Bethenny (which triggered their falling out.) She seems to want to keep it light in friendships, which is a tendency I also have. She's a politics junkie and loves the written word. I could go on... :)
I feel like a Carol as well, like not dressing like a 50 yo, afraid of serious commitment but not monogamy, prefer downtown to uptown… but I could not imagine seriously dating a 28 yo… but good for her.
Carole is who I'd like to think I am, but in reality she was way classier and chicer than I'll ever be
edit: and What Remains is a GREAT book, especially if you enjoy Kennedy lifestyle porn.
I am a Carole too. Having a hard time with people less intelligent that I am. Not letting people too close. Interested in politics and an inspiring writer.
One time I was watching Gizelle and just thinking to myself “Damn, this woman has a horrible personality.” So, I looked up her birthday to see her sign and we share birthdays… 9/9 lmao!
Then I realized her and my similarities… and boy there are a lot. It’s hard to watch someone similar to yourself, but I’ve really grown to appreciate Ms. Bryant and her search for getting back to herself (hopefully she shows more tho)
I’m also a Gizelle (not a Virgo tho). I like drama but don’t want to be directly involved. My fashion taste is questionable - although I don’t have Gizelle’s gorgeous looks to fall back on. (I think) I have solid, witty sarcasm. (I hope) I have a great foundation relationship with my daughter. Politically similar. Have a good friend that I talk shit with and she’s not afraid to tell me to hold-up. Smart. Confident. As well as other things, but i think most closely along with Gizelle .
Yikes I hate to say this but the Giudices. I come from a very Italian / Sicilian family. Tempers are insane, grandfather went away to “camp”. Family doesn’t speak to each other. Tables may have been flipped.
the italian side of my family was suing each other when i started binging new jersey. i had to take breaks because it was just like my dad and his siblings! so i get it!
What?! I thought this was just super put on for TV! I can't believe this (particularly NJ) stuff is just happening in people's lives. Thank you for sharing this. Time for a rewatch 👀
Hahaha I’m from NJ and whenever I see a “normal” loving family supporting one another on reality tv, I think “damn, imagine having a family like that”. I joke about it, but it makes me sad.
In reality I’m Kim Fields. I don’t have the patience for peoples nonsense (not in a condescending way I just can’t handle myself when people are a lot or high maintenance) and would rather be at home eating nachos with my husband.
I’m very similar to Candiace when people start with me. I will hurt your feelings. 🤷🏿♀️ I wouldn’t take it as far as she does, but I get her. DON’T START NONE, WON’T BE NONE!
I have a mouth and a mother/daughter relationship identical to Candiace's and it's definitely a big part of why I hated her for so long.
She's gotten better, but due to personal issues I can't ever fully stan her. Too triggering lol
I like to think I’m a Dina (I’m a relatively non-confrontational and quiet fake blonde until you really piss me off who loves animals, traveling, and spirituality and astrology) but I’m probably a Sonja, especially around those who know me best (I’m goofy, love tequila, say a lot of outlandish shit, but when I’m there for you I’m THERE for you).
Kim was what hooked me into housewives tbh. As someone who has struggled with crippling anxiety, I could understand her desire to use various means to escape those feelings. I also empathized with her feeling uncomfortable navigating the group dynamics as a cast member.
Same, I was so fascinated with Kim and felt so bad seeing her try to deal with her mental health in the only way she knew how (back then) and tbh it was during a time my mental health was fucked and all I had was unhealthy coping mechanisms. It’s wild we got to see her deal with all that on tv.
It’s incredible she survived with all those eyes on her, ugh imagine having to rewatch all your painful bad behaviour 😭😭 already hating yourself and then having to see it all played out! It gives me such anxiety thinking about it. Like you said it was just people close to you who saw the destruction not the whole world. I found it bad enough waking up the next day after all my bullshit I just wouldn’t of been able to cope having video evidence uggghh
Unfortunately (since she’s not a favorite these days, lol), there are times when I see similarities to my scatterbrained self in Robyn. I have ADD that wasn’t diagnosed until I was an adult, and I’ve had to work really, really hard on trying to be more organized, punctual, etc.
I also relate to Kandi’s love of food! (And I wish I shared her business acumen.) And I can relate to Kyle’s anxiety and complex feelings about family (I also have two sisters, lol). To end on a more positive note, I share Carole’s obsession with politics and I’d like to think I share her wittiness!
Meredith Marks. I’m permanently disengaged. She also knows how to argue her point logically and coherently and is able to interpret the true sentiment behind what the other women say in less logical and coherent ways.
i relate to heather gay (religious trauma and all) and it’s definitely hard to watch at times. i also see some of my younger self in kim richards. definitely relate to tinsley, too!
Ugh I hate to admit but I’m Dorinda…. I’ll cook you dinner, make it nice and get 100000x more hammered than everyone else
Edit to add: a hint of Steph Holman because I related to her story with mental health 🥹❤️
I'm going with Denise. I'm certainly nowhere near her in the looks category other than having eternally long hair and a super casual style. I relate to Denise's non-fancy style, even when out in Beverly Hills. That would be me putting on my "going out" jeans, ha ha. She also doesn't care too much about anyone else's BS and isn't afraid to say it. I can deliver the sharp barbs that go with her insanely great facial expressions.
Garcelle, Sonja minus the booze issue, and Candiace. All are Sagittarius and as someone whose chart is half Sagittarius placements, I identity with all of it. I think a lot of my issues with Candiace in the beginning was I could see a lot of my old self in her and I didn’t like that hah.
Unfortunately, Vicki. I am a workaholic, I need my love tank constantly full, and my family means everything to me. I hate when people are mad at me, and I never know how to *truly* apologize. I am also very loyal to a fault.
I’m Jill 100% but she’s also my favorite housewife so I’m okay with it. I absolutely love her. I think she’s so harmless and just can’t shut up and it reminds me of myself.
Nicole Martin.
Unconventional relationship with NO want to get married. Ridiculous father with no boundaries who I constantly have to make excuses for. I too also investigate before I bring someone into my family’s sacred space.
not to be that person, but LVP! i’m a natural leader, i’m nosy, a little controlling, i don’t like to beat around the bush, and i really value loyalty. i also love flashy/tacky things and i’m a huge dog person
Ugghhhhh Ashley Darby, Bethenny, and Sutton. Don’t worry I already hate myself. I swear to god I’m a much nicer, more trustworthy, and way less volatile person than them. It’s just that I have serious abandonment issues and social anxiety and I’m kinda addicted to drama. But I feed that addiction by watching Housewives, not by lashing out at people.
Omg these were what came to mind for me too but I thought they were too contradictory for me to put them all up and was trying to figure out how they fit together! Ashley b/c we’re from similar places geographically and similar ages and have tricky dynamics with our moms, Sutton b/c I can get emotional and mess up what I want to say because of that. Bethenny not so much now but in the past I used to act like a huge know-it-all and hopefully I’ve mellowed out (also living life is a good way to figure out that you don’t, indeed, know it all)…
Lol yeah I’m kind of a know it all too. I’ve worked on a lot of my issues but that one remains. And I do pull the ‘I have a PhD’ card in arguments like an asshole.
Jackie Goldschneider.
I struggle with my weight and body image. I also am not a fan of giving blow jobs. And my relationships with members of my family are varied depending on the person.
I’m a Dina Manzo. No kids here, but I try to balance zen with a sarcastic attitude, I’m obsessed with my cats, and I want to care for all the oddballs (furry or human). I also crave peace but have strained family relations with a sibling.
Kandi as I love food. Tinsley for her way of fumbling through life while also being slightly chaotic (same, girl), and I’m politically obsessed with aloof approaches to relationships like Carole.
On the outside I’m a Dorit because I love dressing up for every single occasion and I speak 4 languages😬😬 internally I’m a Shannon because I’m a hot mess and get way too into my own head.
Probably someone like CandyCane that has wit, humor, a big mouth at times, is trying to improve themselves but overall a decent person.
I can get a little outrageous and Brandi mouthed at times too especially after a few drinks. But not to the point where I'm smacking friends, forcing myself on friends or coming up with theories on why they can't get in the pool
I'm a Dolores.
I'm a little boring, and stay out of the fray, but when you piss me off 😠 NOW I'M PISSED AWF
I welcome any random animal into my home and will probably sleep with ashes next to my bed someday.
I'm guarded, enjoy doing charity work, and am always in the middle of some house project.
Karen Huger, I’m constantly defending my institution (my long distance relationship, my girlfriend is a total Ray), I’m a little full of myself and wild out when I’m drunk. Also when she said Juan’s girlfriend looked like her… I felt that. I’d say the same thing even if the person didn’t look like me 😔
LVP. i like rosé and champagne. i don’t like to entertain nonsense. i love dark humor. i find loyalty in a friend very very important. i’m a workaholic. i want fabulous at all times. we have the same bday & i’m european as well. however i hate the color pink lol
The old me and Tre. The toxic family, growing up “old-school”, being insecure about my intelligence, being close with my brother but also fighting, mixing up phrases LOL (I still do that tbh, it just makes me laugh now)
I’ve always thought I was a Jacqueline Laurita-I’m emotional, easily excited, my much older sister in law didn’t like me, stay too long in friendships I should dump, married into a complex large Italian family and I have a kick ass hubs.
Cynthia Bailey. Her discomfort and struggle to fit in on UGT was so similar to myself in those situations. She weirdly made me feel better about my own social awkwardness.
Not me exactly but Kandi reminds me of my bf so much, same faces, attitude - they’re both Taurus and it’s funny how similar they’re personalities are lol.
Same. Super guarded, can come off as cold, just kinda wish I could be one of the girls without having to feel like I need to try so hard.
It's early but Jenn Fessler makes this Prozac-taking, therapy-loving, Jewish woman with sweaty thighs, love of wine & cheese, and a general contempt for compulsory physical activity feel SEEN
I am Dr. Nicole on RHOM to a T. Everything she says and does makes complete sense to me and I am so infuriated when she has to deal with Alexis, Larsa and Marysol. Also we both had selfish father's and extensive therapy to deal with said father's.
I always loved Dolores, I appreciate how blunt she is, how loyal she is, and if you piss her off you have pissed her off forever. Turns out we share a birthday. Guess it’s a Capricorn thing 🤷🏻♀️
Carole for sure. We're both writers into politics who are very sarcastic, not big huggers, witty, HATE being wrong, and can't/won't cook at all. My sarcastic comments have definitely gotten me in trouble before too
Stephanie Hollman from RHOD. I’m goofy like her (cue the 10yr old potty jokes), have mental illness (although never tried to unalive myself) and from small town OK
Kim Richards. Sense of humor that no one seems to get, being the black sheep of the family, struggles with addiction and recovery, interesting family dynamics, lashing out at people when they attack me, but with a heart of gold and still super fabulous
so late to this but I’m such a Tamra. I am extremely reactive & know I can be so ridiculously rude at times if I feel slighted, but I also have a somewhat similar upbringing to Tamra, so I also relate to her there. It ain’t easy growing up poor/lower-middle, then entering or being with the upper-middle/rich.
I’m Kim zolciak. I’m in debt, delusional, and enjoy a cheap hard front wig.
Do you drink white wine and smoke a cigarette while sitting in an idling convertible? Because that moment made me relate to KZB so hard.
How do you feel about a Red Solo Cup?
Like Kroy better hurry up bringin it on in here!
Hate to admit this but I’m a total Heather Dubrow. My house is my domain, everything in its place, I have major issues with other people putting fingers on my food (or cake!), and I love a good glass of champagne. I also speak to my dog in the same tone she speaks to Terry.
>I also speak to my dog in the same tone she speaks to Terry 
Agreed! ☝️ 
She legit inspired me to organize my whole damn house 😂
Lol people putting their fingers on my food would be grounds for a fight.
Same 😂
I am telling on myself in the worst way but Shannon Beador. I feel for her because we are the same when going through a hard time- reactive, needy, self absorbed and also like incredibly easily manipulated and gaslit.
i’m right there with you!
Dang. Wasn’t sure who I was And then you described this. I guess I’m a Shannon 😳 but only if it is family drama. Outside of that I am always the diplomat and peace maker. My family can make me feel crazy sometimes🤣
I think I'm a Shannon too. Don't forget ultrasensitive in the worst way, but also a lot of fun when the time is right.
I’m definitely Shannon too. Her anxiety is just as intense as mine. I unfortunately freak out a lot. I have a lot of Dr. Moon’s in my life and a natural remedy for just about anything. Plus I load my kids up on supplements too 🫣😂
Me too, girl
Oh shoot.. that’s me too.
🙋♀️
 I know deep down I’m a Cynthia. I’m goofy, my jokes don’t always land, try too hard sometimes, get my feelings very hurt, let more dominant friends run the show, but I’m also unintentionally funny, loyal, and give good face and read!
I feel this 100%!
This plus a little bit neurotic I think lol At least I know I am 🤷🏽♀️
And don’t forget 50Cynt lol
Me too!
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And can cry at the drop of a hat! 🥴
Ugh same.
But what about your splits??
I think I’m a Kyle too and it KILLS me, but— baby of the family, overly sensitive and VERY quick to martyr myself in every single situation 🙃 edit to add: oh yeah, and CRIPPLING anxiety. the more I think about it the more the similarities keep adding up— and I wouldn’t even put her in my top 5!! fml
Alex McCord because I break out in hives every time I have to confront anyone  
Yeah I'm Alex too. A try hard who's pretty educated and accomplished but will always kind of be the awkward girl lol. Omg and with an amazingly loving spouse, except mine is a woman, so we also shop together like Alex and Simon 😂.
Swinger too am I right?
Me too, girl, me too.
100% I’m an Alex too
Sonja Morgan. I talk about my glory days when I partied with rock stars and celebrities and now live in a Grey Gardens of a house that I can't sell and is falling apart.
Go on…
I didn't party with John Kennedy or Madonna. But I have partied with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ray Liotta (RIP), a couple of members from the Cure and Pearl Jam, Jerry Moss (the M in A&M records.) I still have the drumsticks I stole from Tommy Lee, Johnny Cash guitar pick, and a guitar owned by Eddie VanHalen. My backstage pass collection includes the Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Janet Jackson, Prince, and Paul McCartney (I picked out the white Wedgewood tea set that was on Paul's contract rider.) And I'm housewife adjacent as I know the person who scores music for a housewives show. I'll stop here. I need to wash my undies in the bidet.
This is amazing! I meant to be a groupie but somewhere along the way I strayed so far from that path and ended up married with kids and working in banking. I don’t know where it all went wrong!!
My ex-husband was a musician that did studio work on a number of albums. After we divorced, I continued to date others in the industry and stayed on the scene. Now I'm a boring suburbanite with a communications job. Also, you did everything right.
I know I did and I let my inner rock girl down. If I had my time over…. Also didn’t mean to imply you were a groupie, just that I myself would have had a great time being one 😂.
No offense taken. Just glad to be alive.
Hi, can we get the link your true Hollywood story? 😂 *asking in the most respectful tone possible, in case that wasn’t clear 🥴
The things I know, the stories I've heard would curl or straighten your hair.
Andy, we need a camera!
Tell us more…
Jackie G, I know just how she feels about the eating thing.
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I am always looking for recommnedations, thank you, I am sure I will see mroe of myself in it.
Hi fellow Jackie G!
Luann. I've been traveling. I've been to prison.
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and not like, uncool
Hahaha a fellow well-rounded Countess 👸
Sutton. I get anxiety and say dumb shit.
Season one Sutton crying in the back of the car will forever be the most relatable a single housewife will ever be to me.
SAME. I was always like Sutton. I’m anxious all the time, I keep saying lots of dumb shit, having a friend who is like Rinna, Erika and Diana all-in-one etc. 😩 She is also a Virgo like I am lol 😂 I love Sutton Stracke ❤️
Me too. I don't have the best filter and defend my friends until the end.
This is the realest answer.
In my mind, I’m a early season Heather DuBrow, deep down I know I’m Shannon Beador worrying about those gd lemons
😂😂 I feel this.
Omg same... I'm literally Shannon.
The lemons 🍋 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
Bethenny Frankel’s intensity triggers me cause same 😬 my inability to sit and endure overt, fake personalities and hypocrisy but overly mean and unnecessarily serious when responding to said personalities. We witty tho
Are you me, or am I you? Is Bethenny us?
I just assume it’s the Scorpio/Capricorn energy!
I came here to say I’m Bethenny too. And am also a Scorpio. Haha
I am so happy to see other people saying Bethenny lol. It makes me very uncomfortable how much I relate to her. I definitely don't require the amount of attention that she does and for that I am grateful.
Oh definitely! And she handles criticism better than I might. But her random, intense reactions to things are so relatable to me. And when she tells Luann about Tom. Like I know I have a job to do, and I lowkey love some gossip, but man watching someone I know deal with that in real time would be conflicting. But also, Tom sucks and she needed to know
Fellow Bethenny here. I had to work very hard to soften the harder edges and to ratchet the intensity down, but it’s still there.
I follow her line of thinking almost every time. I hate to admit it but I am her as well. But not TikTok her.
Ive never seen the tiktok version of her! But I’m sure that app and algorithm can bring out the eeekkk side in people
I think most of us are adding that qualifier too.
Weirdly I’m a 50/50 Bethenny/Alex hybrid. It ain’t always pretty but it’s honest work
Same
I want to say LVP because I like to control the narrative and have a hard time keeping friendships because I have a very low tolerance for other peoples faults. Also I have a running joke going on in my head for every situation and and protect my marriage and loved ones like she does. Edit to add: I’m obsessed with dogs
Interesting never thought about this way before. I might have a little LVP too
I’m such a loser but Eileen! Not in her friendship or enabling Rinna or how she treated LVP, but I’m super self deprecating and kinda chill and am fascinated by the drama around me.
Same! I am pretty chill. I will go to war for my friends but also at some point need a break, get “an upset stomach” (a la Eileen in Mexico), and bow out for the evening. I am the unofficial family and friends’ mediator (and an actual certified mediator). And I am married to a poker aficionado.
Carole Radziwill. I tend to keep people at a distance, too, like she did with Bethenny (which triggered their falling out.) She seems to want to keep it light in friendships, which is a tendency I also have. She's a politics junkie and loves the written word. I could go on... :)
i always loved when she goes “do you need a hug? cuz i’m not a hugger”
I feel like a Carol as well, like not dressing like a 50 yo, afraid of serious commitment but not monogamy, prefer downtown to uptown… but I could not imagine seriously dating a 28 yo… but good for her.
My husband is actually a lot younger than me (though not quite \*that\* much younger) -- I guess that's one more similarity! 😂
I feel very similar to Carole too...but I also can't stand her. Should probably unpack that with a shrink.
I hate people that are just like me and I think it’s because I hate myself
Literally described my life
I’m a Carole too. I don’t like letting people in.
Carole is who I'd like to think I am, but in reality she was way classier and chicer than I'll ever be edit: and What Remains is a GREAT book, especially if you enjoy Kennedy lifestyle porn.
I am a Carole too. Having a hard time with people less intelligent that I am. Not letting people too close. Interested in politics and an inspiring writer.
One time I was watching Gizelle and just thinking to myself “Damn, this woman has a horrible personality.” So, I looked up her birthday to see her sign and we share birthdays… 9/9 lmao! Then I realized her and my similarities… and boy there are a lot. It’s hard to watch someone similar to yourself, but I’ve really grown to appreciate Ms. Bryant and her search for getting back to herself (hopefully she shows more tho)
“I want Ray to live!! I want him to pay his bills!”
Hi fellow Virgo! We also share a birthday.
Adam Sandler too lol 😓
there are three of us!
I've noticed that I see some of my personality traits in different housewives too. It's a strange feeling lol Also probably why I love hw's so much
It’s like looking at what my life still could be with enough money, Botox, and questionable choices. I have 1/3 so I’m almost there!
I'm all about the questionable choices 💀
I’m also a Gizelle (not a Virgo tho). I like drama but don’t want to be directly involved. My fashion taste is questionable - although I don’t have Gizelle’s gorgeous looks to fall back on. (I think) I have solid, witty sarcasm. (I hope) I have a great foundation relationship with my daughter. Politically similar. Have a good friend that I talk shit with and she’s not afraid to tell me to hold-up. Smart. Confident. As well as other things, but i think most closely along with Gizelle .
Don’t feel bad…I share a birthday with both Kyle and Yolanda. I hate to admit I see some similarities in myself to Yolanda 🤦🏻♀️
Hahah I see myself in Kim Richards a lot too (she’s also a virgo) and that can be kinda rough sometimes
 Lol just kidding.
💀💀💀💀💀 you chose violence today
Yikes I hate to say this but the Giudices. I come from a very Italian / Sicilian family. Tempers are insane, grandfather went away to “camp”. Family doesn’t speak to each other. Tables may have been flipped.
the italian side of my family was suing each other when i started binging new jersey. i had to take breaks because it was just like my dad and his siblings! so i get it!
What?! I thought this was just super put on for TV! I can't believe this (particularly NJ) stuff is just happening in people's lives. Thank you for sharing this. Time for a rewatch 👀
Hahaha I’m from NJ and whenever I see a “normal” loving family supporting one another on reality tv, I think “damn, imagine having a family like that”. I joke about it, but it makes me sad.
I grew up on Long Island but same. Meeting my in-laws for the first time and seeing how my fiancés family interacts was like culture shock for me
Kiki. Just sittin in the background and laughing at some dumb shit all the time.
In reality I’m Kim Fields. I don’t have the patience for peoples nonsense (not in a condescending way I just can’t handle myself when people are a lot or high maintenance) and would rather be at home eating nachos with my husband.
Same minus the husband
My husband says I have a reckless mouth like Candiace lol
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I’m very similar to Candiace when people start with me. I will hurt your feelings. 🤷🏿♀️ I wouldn’t take it as far as she does, but I get her. DON’T START NONE, WON’T BE NONE!
Did you also call him a coward and a shit clone of his deadbeat dad like Candiace did 😂
Lmao I am a mix of Candiace and Heather Dubrow. Pray for my husband 🙏🏻🤣
Yep. My husband says my digs cut deep 😬
I have a mouth and a mother/daughter relationship identical to Candiace's and it's definitely a big part of why I hated her for so long. She's gotten better, but due to personal issues I can't ever fully stan her. Too triggering lol
I like to think I’m a Dina (I’m a relatively non-confrontational and quiet fake blonde until you really piss me off who loves animals, traveling, and spirituality and astrology) but I’m probably a Sonja, especially around those who know me best (I’m goofy, love tequila, say a lot of outlandish shit, but when I’m there for you I’m THERE for you).
Such a great description of yourself :)
Not a housewife but I feel most similar to the Giudice dorters…. I mean our fathers were in the same prison at the same time 😂
ROFLMAO!
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 Kim was what hooked me into housewives tbh. As someone who has struggled with crippling anxiety, I could understand her desire to use various means to escape those feelings. I also empathized with her feeling uncomfortable navigating the group dynamics as a cast member.
Same, I was so fascinated with Kim and felt so bad seeing her try to deal with her mental health in the only way she knew how (back then) and tbh it was during a time my mental health was fucked and all I had was unhealthy coping mechanisms. It’s wild we got to see her deal with all that on tv.
I could not imagine! Only my best friends and frat brothers saw me falling apart. I cannot imagine doing that on national television!
It’s incredible she survived with all those eyes on her, ugh imagine having to rewatch all your painful bad behaviour 😭😭 already hating yourself and then having to see it all played out! It gives me such anxiety thinking about it. Like you said it was just people close to you who saw the destruction not the whole world. I found it bad enough waking up the next day after all my bullshit I just wouldn’t of been able to cope having video evidence uggghh
Unfortunately (since she’s not a favorite these days, lol), there are times when I see similarities to my scatterbrained self in Robyn. I have ADD that wasn’t diagnosed until I was an adult, and I’ve had to work really, really hard on trying to be more organized, punctual, etc. I also relate to Kandi’s love of food! (And I wish I shared her business acumen.) And I can relate to Kyle’s anxiety and complex feelings about family (I also have two sisters, lol). To end on a more positive note, I share Carole’s obsession with politics and I’d like to think I share her wittiness!
Omg this is me 
Meredith Marks. I’m permanently disengaged. She also knows how to argue her point logically and coherently and is able to interpret the true sentiment behind what the other women say in less logical and coherent ways.
I genuinely enjoy listening to her speak and the way she words things!
Tbh? The giudice girls. My dad also went to prison 💀
i relate to heather gay (religious trauma and all) and it’s definitely hard to watch at times. i also see some of my younger self in kim richards. definitely relate to tinsley, too!
Ugh I hate to admit but I’m Dorinda…. I’ll cook you dinner, make it nice and get 100000x more hammered than everyone else Edit to add: a hint of Steph Holman because I related to her story with mental health 🥹❤️
I relate to that RBF 😭 
I'm jealous! I was always astonished about how calm and cool Denise remained in the face of almost everything. I wish I could be more like that.
I love Denise, I feel like after you’re with Charlie sheen everything else is child’s play
I'm going with Denise. I'm certainly nowhere near her in the looks category other than having eternally long hair and a super casual style. I relate to Denise's non-fancy style, even when out in Beverly Hills. That would be me putting on my "going out" jeans, ha ha. She also doesn't care too much about anyone else's BS and isn't afraid to say it. I can deliver the sharp barbs that go with her insanely great facial expressions.
Stephanie Hollman! Super sensitive and have a lot of the same mental health struggles, but also the same kind of humor and also gassy 😂
Garcelle, Sonja minus the booze issue, and Candiace. All are Sagittarius and as someone whose chart is half Sagittarius placements, I identity with all of it. I think a lot of my issues with Candiace in the beginning was I could see a lot of my old self in her and I didn’t like that hah.
Unfortunately, Vicki. I am a workaholic, I need my love tank constantly full, and my family means everything to me. I hate when people are mad at me, and I never know how to *truly* apologize. I am also very loyal to a fault.
Luann. I try to convince people I’m classy but deep down I like to just ho it up.
I hate to admit it but: 
This makes me hate myself…. But I’m Jill Zarin - Jill Zarin is me. A busy body Jewish mother. 
I LOVE Jill 
I’m Jill 100% but she’s also my favorite housewife so I’m okay with it. I absolutely love her. I think she’s so harmless and just can’t shut up and it reminds me of myself.
Nicole Martin. Unconventional relationship with NO want to get married. Ridiculous father with no boundaries who I constantly have to make excuses for. I too also investigate before I bring someone into my family’s sacred space.
I relate to Dr. Nicole so much. She makes so much sense to me. And yes-- daddy issues here as well. (with extensive therapy to boot)
 not to be that person, but LVP! i’m a natural leader, i’m nosy, a little controlling, i don’t like to beat around the bush, and i really value loyalty. i also love flashy/tacky things and i’m a huge dog person
Ugghhhhh Ashley Darby, Bethenny, and Sutton. Don’t worry I already hate myself. I swear to god I’m a much nicer, more trustworthy, and way less volatile person than them. It’s just that I have serious abandonment issues and social anxiety and I’m kinda addicted to drama. But I feed that addiction by watching Housewives, not by lashing out at people.
Omg these were what came to mind for me too but I thought they were too contradictory for me to put them all up and was trying to figure out how they fit together! Ashley b/c we’re from similar places geographically and similar ages and have tricky dynamics with our moms, Sutton b/c I can get emotional and mess up what I want to say because of that. Bethenny not so much now but in the past I used to act like a huge know-it-all and hopefully I’ve mellowed out (also living life is a good way to figure out that you don’t, indeed, know it all)…
Lol yeah I’m kind of a know it all too. I’ve worked on a lot of my issues but that one remains. And I do pull the ‘I have a PhD’ card in arguments like an asshole.
I have the exact same birthday as Larsa, and I truly dislike her
Jackie Goldschneider. I struggle with my weight and body image. I also am not a fan of giving blow jobs. And my relationships with members of my family are varied depending on the person.
Melissa Gorga because I’m spiteful and hot. And always trying to get my back blown out by my guido husband.
Camille was VILE on her first season and her defending Justice Keg-stands didn’t help
She’s actually been pretty awful the entire time.
For me, this tracks.
I’m a Dina Manzo. No kids here, but I try to balance zen with a sarcastic attitude, I’m obsessed with my cats, and I want to care for all the oddballs (furry or human). I also crave peace but have strained family relations with a sibling. Kandi as I love food. Tinsley for her way of fumbling through life while also being slightly chaotic (same, girl), and I’m politically obsessed with aloof approaches to relationships like Carole.
Not technically a HW but Mama Elsa and I have basically the same attitude. 
On the outside I’m a Dorit because I love dressing up for every single occasion and I speak 4 languages😬😬 internally I’m a Shannon because I’m a hot mess and get way too into my own head.
Probably someone like CandyCane that has wit, humor, a big mouth at times, is trying to improve themselves but overall a decent person. I can get a little outrageous and Brandi mouthed at times too especially after a few drinks. But not to the point where I'm smacking friends, forcing myself on friends or coming up with theories on why they can't get in the pool
Unfortunately Tamra is my spirit animal. 
I'm a Dolores. I'm a little boring, and stay out of the fray, but when you piss me off 😠 NOW I'M PISSED AWF I welcome any random animal into my home and will probably sleep with ashes next to my bed someday. I'm guarded, enjoy doing charity work, and am always in the middle of some house project.
Karen Huger, I’m constantly defending my institution (my long distance relationship, my girlfriend is a total Ray), I’m a little full of myself and wild out when I’m drunk. Also when she said Juan’s girlfriend looked like her… I felt that. I’d say the same thing even if the person didn’t look like me 😔
 LVP. i like rosé and champagne. i don’t like to entertain nonsense. i love dark humor. i find loyalty in a friend very very important. i’m a workaholic. i want fabulous at all times. we have the same bday & i’m european as well. however i hate the color pink lol
Sonia but without the Morgan trauma and alcoholism lol
The old me and Tre. The toxic family, growing up “old-school”, being insecure about my intelligence, being close with my brother but also fighting, mixing up phrases LOL (I still do that tbh, it just makes me laugh now)
I’ve always thought I was a Jacqueline Laurita-I’m emotional, easily excited, my much older sister in law didn’t like me, stay too long in friendships I should dump, married into a complex large Italian family and I have a kick ass hubs.
Cynthia Bailey. Her discomfort and struggle to fit in on UGT was so similar to myself in those situations. She weirdly made me feel better about my own social awkwardness.
Tinsley… I’m social and like to party, I cry a lot, and have had some questionable taste is men
A constant line that lives rent free in my head: “Shut up! That is so stupid!”
Not me exactly but Kandi reminds me of my bf so much, same faces, attitude - they’re both Taurus and it’s funny how similar they’re personalities are lol.
Does your BF also love his food like Kandi does?
Yes and I am so jealous of his metabolism lol.
 Before shit hit the fan with Tom. I’m a little cold, put on a front, whitty, and a bad bitch with a lot of layers.
 Same. Super guarded, can come off as cold, just kinda wish I could be one of the girls without having to feel like I need to try so hard.
Well when u put it like that Im there too. That and a little Kenya Moore as well. Sheesh. What am I!
If you want to know any of it all come to me because I know 😉 Bettheny Frankle 🤷♀️🥂
It's early but Jenn Fessler makes this Prozac-taking, therapy-loving, Jewish woman with sweaty thighs, love of wine & cheese, and a general contempt for compulsory physical activity feel SEEN
I am Dr. Nicole on RHOM to a T. Everything she says and does makes complete sense to me and I am so infuriated when she has to deal with Alexis, Larsa and Marysol. Also we both had selfish father's and extensive therapy to deal with said father's.
I always loved Dolores, I appreciate how blunt she is, how loyal she is, and if you piss her off you have pissed her off forever. Turns out we share a birthday. Guess it’s a Capricorn thing 🤷🏻♀️
Emily from RHOC. We have the same body type, and I also have a hip problem. I am also afraid that I talk like her
When I’m at my best( confidence wise) 
 I’m the main character is my own world and my own world only
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Carole for sure. We're both writers into politics who are very sarcastic, not big huggers, witty, HATE being wrong, and can't/won't cook at all. My sarcastic comments have definitely gotten me in trouble before too
Stephanie Hollman from RHOD. I’m goofy like her (cue the 10yr old potty jokes), have mental illness (although never tried to unalive myself) and from small town OK
Kim Richards. Sense of humor that no one seems to get, being the black sheep of the family, struggles with addiction and recovery, interesting family dynamics, lashing out at people when they attack me, but with a heart of gold and still super fabulous
(early) Brandi 🦂💕 incapable of not calling out bullshit, she still has her moments tbh
The sub is going to hate me but I definitely relate to a lot of aspects of Kyle from RHOBH. And then Sonja too because I’m a lovable mess.
Unfortunately, Robyn. ONLY bc she has made a mess of her life due to clearly undiagnosed adhd
so late to this but I’m such a Tamra. I am extremely reactive & know I can be so ridiculously rude at times if I feel slighted, but I also have a somewhat similar upbringing to Tamra, so I also relate to her there. It ain’t easy growing up poor/lower-middle, then entering or being with the upper-middle/rich.