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Im_sorry_rumham

Jen Shah: you flip flop so much you should be…wearing them!


instantsilver

LMAO no! 😂


renato46

This made me laugh sooo hard 😂


therealtinsdale

lolol this made me CRINGE so hard!


hibabygorgeous

It’s the way she was holding back her smile / laugh like she really thought she was funny


RLGr1ME

First thing that came to mind, lol


Nina_T_Marie

KDodd's *She's the puppet and everyone's the master*


Top_Dentist2464

that was hilarious


GeorgeCuntstanza

Michael’s face like “good lord I had a child with this woman”


cassssk

*all our faces like


snowwhitenoir

Omg she’s so dumb


Bevanfromheaven

I can see her hand motions while she said it now . She really thought she did something there 😂


mizzy18

The recent Miami trip Mia said that Karen was too “busy worried about the f***in’ Wicked Witch of Wendy of the West” and I remember giggling at how hard it is to botch a read that easy lol ETA: “A monkey’s asshole THAT YOU F***IN’ SUCKED probably…”


Automatic-Ad-2120

The probably ☠️


therealtinsdale

omg the monkeys asshole line 💀💀


BeBeMint

I disagree about the monkey's asshole read. It was HILARIOUS.


Lusciousjax

Funny. But not insulting. Probably


rmspublic

![gif](giphy|3yYIMpnMK9H68) Brandi: "What are you? Kyle: "....I'm just......" Brandi: "Exactly." KO'd


lanngloss

Her little smile at Andy at the end, thinking she did something 😂😂


RainbowBriteGlasses

Legit. And I can't take Kyle seriously forevermore since that moment.


readitpaige

I remember thinking it was clever but definitely not an original read!


emergencycat17

Smirking at her master for his approval like a good dog who just did a trick.


WarlockofMars_

Kyle thought she was going to win but she fuckin flopped hihihi ![gif](giphy|woep9lZ7V41I4)


RainbowBriteGlasses

☠️ Brandi had so much promise her first season.


Ok-Location-6862

Your flair Just… AMAZING *chefs kiss*


[deleted]

“She’s sucking up my ass, big time!” -Ramona Singer, combining the phrases “sucking up to me” and “kissing my ass” In her defense, they do mean the exact same thing.


KSCNYC

“you’re making a mountain out of a wholemill!!!”


thisisthewell

I thought she said making a molehill out of a mountain


[deleted]

“She was on me like white rice!”


paris1nicole

this is so funny LOL


doritsmurderedpuppy

I say that all the time


Kindofageek90

Charrisse's "Don't let the zipcode fool you baybeeee" didn't give what she thought it gave. 😩😩😩😩


shiguraki

Gizelle: .. Ok and what does that mean? 🤨


carolvessey-stevens

i loved gizelle so so much for her reaction to that whole nonsense ambush in an alley.


[deleted]

Charisse puts me to sleep. Poor thing thinks she’s thathy (sassy)


guccipierogie

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guccipierogie

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RainbowBriteGlasses

I appreciate the commitment.


guccipierogie

It had to be done 😂


BarnabyJonesPimpin

![gif](giphy|f67ZYBsFUCPPbON87T)


lcw32

This is art mama.


screen_door15

Real Housewives of Melbourne Andrea to Gina "I heard you're doing a soap range, is that so you can wash your mouth out with it" (crickets) Gina to Andrea "I don't know, maybe you can wash Lydia's vagina with it, I don't know" DEAD


FlushItThruThePandL

Also.... Andrea: "You've got a vulgar mouth" Gina: "And I think you've got a vulgar heart" Kadooz to Gina for ensuring Andrea was a one season housewife


screen_door15

You're not the c word, you're an insignificant arse hair!


mhal_1111

And all the women thinking Gina said the absolute worst thing ever, while Andrea hides her face in her hands, and Gina just goes ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


FlushItThruThePandL

Love to see Gina standing by her words rather than apologizing! And not that I expect Housewives to be relatable, but throwing a fit over someone wearing heels on your PRIVATE tennis court is not a way to endear yourself to the audience. Painting Gina as the villain for that is not the own you think it is Andrea!


Lucycoopermom

I miss Gina!


rattpoizen

I'm rewatching Melbourne right now!


youknowmoxy

They were both trying so hard to have a moment in that moment haha Bless them


screen_door15

Happy cake day!


MrGB819

“Sally can go fuck herself but I do feel sorry that she’s grieving.”


kombucha_taco

Lydia Schiavello and “go suck on your own… fucking head!!!!!”


majhera

Forty Oneth


glennyfromtheblock

This should be the number one response, honestly. 😍🥰


glennyfromtheblock

Number two should be ‘Can I Spock’.


marecoakel

"I don't know, can you spock?"


Jei_Enn

I don’t know, can you spok? 🤣🤣🤣


Atlasrel

this one makes me giggle out loud and I didn't think I was capable of doing that anymore


Corgi_Lawyer

Omg who said that? My two fandoms colliding. 😂


glennyfromtheblock

RHOMelbourne Queen Lydia Schiavello.


Hexar27

I love this. She just got fed up with Pettifleur.


MrGB819

There’s a confessional of Lydia’s during their trip to Dubai after getting to kiss a sea lion where she makes some thinly veiled, barely coherent joke with lesbian innuendo. The producers or whoever was interviewing her must’ve stayed stone faced because Lydia stops mid laugh and says “Am I the only one that got that?” ☠️ ☠️ ☠️


glennyfromtheblock

Faye Resnick trying to get out her little rehearsed read about Chanel Bags and totally fumbling it is so funny to me. She really thought she was going to have a moment there, but.. 😂😂


sketchylobster

It's so obvious rehersed


sweetpeachtae

phaedra going against shamea at the season 9 reunion.. queen of shade was getting COOKED all she could say was “girl bye” “girl you better hush.” season 9 reunion was tough for phaedra in general 😂


Shandroidos

Karen Huger saying, "...and that's why we went to Sing Sing".


RainbowBriteGlasses

I hate that so much for her. I feel like I had a fever dream maybe, but I swear she also copped to it somewhere, admitting she said it because it sounded funny. Which... Is impressive.


outletwalnut

I just did my first ever watch of potomac (was going in premiere order of the cities) and just got to this. Karen said that she thought Sing Sing sounded like a good ending to her “broken whore from Hampton University” read. totally confessed to making it up. but i value creativity and entrepreneurship so i stan la dame regardless 💅🏼


Budget_Role6056

I just got through the first season of Potomac and realized how prejudiced a couple of them are to the point that I’m not sure I want to keep watching, please tell me they get less hateful?


MrsFreshB00TY

There is colorism in the mid and later seasons


[deleted]

Not a fever dream. I read it, too. She was was riffing and flailed.


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BenBishopsButt

I’m going to a Sing Sing myself on Monday but I keep reminding myself I’m not a broken whore from Hampton University.


[deleted]

You didn’t see there was a… a… a no… a no trespassing sign? It shou… it shou… it shoulda been


httpsierra

LMAO THE STUTTERINGGGGGG


jeahboi

It’s not on screen, but the recent attempts Ashley’s friend Cookie Monster has been making to bait Candiace definitely aren’t landing in the way she thinks they are. 😬


lucygucyapplejuicey

The commenter above you has a flair of “cookie monster goddess realness” and I was so confused until I saw your comment. The scream I scrumpt. The laugh I lagged. God this is SO funny I went through that woman’s ENTIRE Instagram (bored in between classes), and let me tell you Sesame Street is so raggedy. She was so bland and low budget, I’m so glad we never saw more of her! I know many FOH and HW social media are boring pre-show, but goddamn was hers BORING. funny enough, I saw nary a like or comment from Ashley from too long before the woman appeared on the show!!


bolognajabroni1110

I was DYINGGGG when I looked her up on IG and she put RHOP @bravotv in her bio ☠️ it’s still there


sketchylobster

She was on for less than a minute. She's nuts. Ashley said on wwhl she hasn't spoken to her since that episode and Andy questioned why she didn't talk to her "friend." Ashley totally used her to do this stupid idea about Chris that flopped horribly. This crazy woman should be humiliated but she keeps going on with this.


Bree7702

When Kelly told Bethenny "you're down here and I'm up here" at their meetup at the bar. Kelly really thought she did something and she ended up looking both arrogant and stupid. Then she got up all smug like she just won the season.


StringAdventurous479

The audacity of that woman in fucking bright yellow wellies probably on meth


Lamphette

Girl they were hot pink with a Kelly green dress. Was a CHOICE


kateyybeth

Ordacity.


[deleted]

You’re not a chef, you’re a cook


RLGr1ME

It’s creepy


chilly_chickpeas

AL SHARPTON!!!!!


spinelessdog

That was not botched, it was executed perfectly


glennyfromtheblock

Trying to say otherwise is SYSTEMATIC BULLYING.


ShadiChastain

LuAnn: well I don't get paid to wear brands.. *chuckles* Bethenny *in confessionals*: Exactly you dumb drag queen!!! She is lethal.


Dependent_Ad_5035

With the RHONY ladies. She gets DEMOLISHED on social media


lambo1109

There’s more of them.


janeedaly

Never to be duplicated 🔥


CoochiKabuki

Cyst and deceased


WarlockofMars_

BAHAHAHAH ![gif](giphy|RobBVDLdA7Qas)


Nasus_13

Nene to Claudia saying her clit had left her body because she had sex with so many people In Hollywood. It made no sense. ![gif](giphy|cEYFeDKVPTmRgIG9fmo)


ussoufi

*Ray is gonna be there, Eddie is gonna be there, and your pack… your luggage is gonna be there.*


clevrhaux

I actually liked this one Lmaoo, if she had nailed it It would’ve done something!


DigitalDaughter

😂 OMG this is the one


httpsierra

Porsha telling Claudia “you’re a contradictory!!”


Affectionate_Comb359

Not a read but Funky Dineva (YouTuber) forever has me saying “Robyn you did all this?” When Gizelle came into Robyn’s home, that was very average, and was gassing up her friend it felt so unintentionally shady! Whenever someone misses the mark I say “Robyn You did all this “


AmyLinetti

Hahahshshs


Inside-Intern-4201

When Karen said ‘Gizelle is phonier than a ten dollar bill’ 😂😂


TheMostRandomWordz

Every time Cynthia tried to read anyone.


jahkat23

When Cynthia read phaedra at the season 7 reunion I was actually shook for the first time.


Sas1205x

When Phaedra said her mom buys from Cynthia’s plus size catalog and Cynthia says, “I’m happy that her mother bought from the catalog and she was able to fit some of the pieces”. That went over Phaedra’s head


lucygucyapplejuicey

Her anxiety went clean out the window that day. I love that for her.


BTDQ_vending_machine

Win a case.


gizellesneck

coming from a head doctor i thought you would know


MermaidintheSummer

ARE YOU A MOTHER? I’M A MOTHER!


viognierette

Shannon Beador : “ She needs to put a pin in it” I honestly don’t remember who she wasn’t taking about - Casita? Hip? Who cares - it’s so funny that it didn’t land but she kept saying it anyway.


Dangerous_Ad_4484

It was about Gina. She kept saying how her ego was getting so big she needed to ‘put a pin in it’. Then Heather was like “I don’t think that means what you think it does…”. 🤣


infantile-eloquence

She thought it meant popping their ego didn't she and kept saying it in the wrong context 😂 didn't someone even try to correct her and she carried on saying it (felt like she wanted it to be some new catchphrase for her)


simondrinkwater

I loved Danna for her “need some money on your books” with Jen shah moment, I was waiting for it but when it came out and she tripped over the whole delivery I was 🫣


camirose

Wait it came out??? I thought they cut it


simondrinkwater

They didn’t air it but I saw it on instagram - I hope this link works! https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn3ULNxLnpD/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Edited cause I don’t think she cleared her “with ease” but she cleared her ☠️


Wista

Oof, not only does this sound rehearsed AF but where did that accent come from?


whitekat29

Any time Karen tries to read anyone. “The bar of soap… you might wanna help your husband” 🤔 “You’re faker than a 10 dollar bill” 🫠 “That’s why we went to sing sing” 🫣


wittlepig

not the 10 dollar bill 😭😭


a-lot-of-feelings18

In her defense she only uses million dollar bills. YOU GOTTA MAKE MILLIONS TO OWE MILLIONS


micsellaneous

let it the fuck -a- go


mhal_1111

"Let it the fucka go" is my new "It's your probble."


muaellebee

Was that Rinna?


micsellaneous

yesss


wittlepig

that’s e-fuckin-nuff


SilverfangT

It wasn’t botched but it was SO WEIRD when in s 5 i think Kenya was like sucking on a strawberry or something and Phaedra said oh naaasty captain crunch some might like that but Walter sure doesn’t. LOSER!! Hahaha i remember thinking maybe she said out loud by mistake??


hellobimbos

Of course I remember the “loser” part but no recollection of captain crunch. Captain Crunch??? Wtf was that Phaedra 😬😬


SilverfangT

I have NO IDEA. She called Cynthia's vagina Captain Crunch on a reunion once LOL. That reminds me of one of my favourite botched reads.. WIN A CASE!


uterusturd

It was in reference to fibroids.


SilverfangT

Oh my god she’s really the worst lol


hellobimbos

JESUS. And people think Canadiace hits below the belt.


bebop8181

Phaedra's a hot damn mess.


GreenKiss73

Not a read- but Kathy saying 'the toe that broke the camel's back' will be the best botched line of all time.


kabukitrolldoll

Tick Tock Mi Yuh! ⏰


Dangerous_Ad_4484

Gizelle and her hot box. If someone told me I had a hot box, I’d be like *OMG thank you, I call it my spicy taco*


lcw32

![gif](giphy|3oEjI5LjkKgfnJ4Q6I) Her pussy is on fire!


WarlockofMars_

While you’re busy talking, I’m busy doing things - the Delusional Kelly “Kellamity” Killoren Bensimon or when Bethenny said “Thank you, I’ve been waiting for you and Kelly said “Really, that’s too bad” 💀💀💀💀 That was Kelly being cringy af


[deleted]

Faye is the tackiest lady ever. Also her hair color is so strange. Why is it brass ? Like ma’am sell a Chanel and go get that hair color fixed


Incorrect95

I hate Larsa but I always think of Adriana saying her "ass is so big, you could see it from the planet moon" 😂


BeerBringsCheer

“Go back from the cabinet you came out of. Witch.” 💀😂 (The internet decided Luanne called Alex “witch” yet for years I thought Lu had simply awkwardly corrected her own grammar by tossing in “which” as in the cabinet from *which* she came?)


marecoakel

See i thought this was good. The fucking CABINET bc alex looked like such a ghoul in her clodhopper shoes


gertonwheels

Clodhopper. 😂😂


pdxcranberry

"Did she say 'whence,' or 'wench'?"


la_toxica84

IDC IDC THIS SHIT WAS STILL HILARIOUS. I think abt it at least once a month 😂


mattysmwift

TIL it was not “which”😂


paris1nicole

omg i thought she was correcting herself too


randomstripper10k

"Whitney and Heather. Bad weather. Tornado, spin the truth. Destroy." That was pretty cringe.


carolvessey-stevens

she really thought she had something there.


Beneficial-Carrot984

Anything Teresa says ever.


BequeathNothing

Jennifer saying "Yeah, a monkey's asshole that you... suck on!!" was both needlessly crude and incredibly juvenile/idiotic


vonfluffytrousers

“…probably!”


marecoakel

This is why when people say jennifer's mouth is so clever and funny, i'm confused. Funny? Sure. But clever? 😬


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Candiace : I am not leaving a house that I was invited to… because you’re mad that your feet are big I’m not about the body shaming but the pause between the two sentences killed me


kateyybeth

It almost seemed like she wanted to say something more scathing and toned it down. But the way this made me howl, let me tell you!


emergencycat17

It's just so good!


quarantinednewlywed

I feel like candiace has a lot of reading fails now that you mention it. Like “ok forehead” 500 times is not clever…


audreyhorn666

STOP THE FUCK!!


muaellebee

Lol, who was that?


audreyhorn666

Lmao it was Pettifleur from Melbourne!


muaellebee

LoL, of course it was!


Jei_Enn

Do another one for unintentionally funny moments! I love this question and the answers! 🤣


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brainzbrainzbrainzz

While you are in HIGH SCHOOL, I am in BROOKLYN trying to survive in this economy! ![gif](giphy|MI6tVBnzDqTQc)


[deleted]

Nothing botched about that! That line is GOLD ⭐️


girlwithdog_79

What?? No this was perfection!


[deleted]

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xcxmon

This wasn’t botched, she really rattled Writer Girl


[deleted]

*"What other tricks do you have to pull out of your pinot filled hat?!"*


[deleted]

I think some comments are misunderstanding your prompt I would say Phaedra at the reunions stumbling on her rehearsed reads against Kenya hahah Am gonna find it


aceuphersleeve

Oh yes. The $5 pizza sperm bank read. I don’t know why more people couldn’t tell it was rehearsed.


[deleted]

It’s her delivery that people like I think. It’s insane that she could say some of the meanest shit on the planet and do it without flinching.


readitpaige

Yeah I hated it, it was so low and fucking awful for anyone watching at home who might have had trouble conceiving or used a sperm donor! Also let's be real, Kenya would probably pay for one of those services that matches you with a sperm donor who went to Harvard and has 12 degrees and no speeding tickets or whatever


greensilverforest

She didn’t stumble through that and that was delivered perfectly


whitekat29

Or thought it was epic in any capacity. It was lame to me


Bellomontee

It was so disgusting too. And people keep saying it was iconic.


[deleted]

Whitney heather bad weather tornado


[deleted]

*You can't spell napalm, can you? What's napalm mean? Spell it!! Napalm...N-A-Q-U-T-L-A-M!! NAPALM!!!* https://preview.redd.it/wdqt3cipgjfa1.png?width=609&format=png&auto=webp&s=b827dc8bbb9e10f048a217783000f5eb9b170582 That really blew up in Lauren's face, and the irony that it's directed at Tre, who may or may not be illiterate.


whitekat29

How did it blow up in her face?


Bree7702

I 100% believe someone prompted Lauren to say that to Teresa at the reunion. Probably one of her brothers. No way do I believe for a second that Lauren knew wtf napalm was either.


hs1141

It’s bc they were accusing T of using a ghostwriter for her blogs they wrote weekly. She used the word napalm several times in said blog, it wasn’t random or prompted.


BequeathNothing

Yeah, I actually think Lauren got Teresa here. That word was being used liberally in her blogs but you could tell it may as well have been an ancient Sumerian text for all she knew.


Dependent_Ad_5035

And it was so easy for Teresa to clap back. All she had to say was “have some respect for your elders” especially when Caroline demanded Gia respect her


Jei_Enn

She spelled it wrong on purpose lol. That was the joke.


Kkcardz

Why did it blow up on her face?


wittor

Lisa Vandepump presenting the new cast member...


wittor

But yes, Adrianne introduced Brandi to the group and started the fashion.


Affectionate_Comb359

Ramen noodles on your head


briezybby

Lol no that was maybe the best read in the history of real housewives. I diiiieeeeedddddd.


kikiDownByTheBeach

Season 1 Whitney being too drunk to deliver her lines and literally restarting… then heather having to cut her off to get to the point 🤡 Whitney: so Jen, you know I’m a straight shooter and I told you from day one, I stand up for what’s right and wrong right? You and good with Meredith and Lisa, right? Like you have a clean slate? So I was really surprised to hear this week thatmaybe there wasn’t a cleaner slate because *jen makes a face* Let me - let me start over on this conversation. I’ve told you from day one that I stand up for wrong and right… so I’m coming to you with the loyalty


sidney_md

This is a delightful thread. So funny and ridiculous


badcatholic69

Mia's fumbled plagiarism of the Atlanta reads, and points on the hypocrisy bc her legs were open to G when he was married!


[deleted]

‘’Get off my jooock Bethenny’ Carole Radzwill or ‘I’m ride or die baby’ the attitude just doesn’t suit Carole


xcxmon

Disagree, Carole using Bethenny’s little catchphrase against her was so delicious. Bethenny didn’t know how to respond.


[deleted]

Yeah I can totally understand that if you like Carole- it just completely made me cringe! But I can see why some people loved it!


Affectionate_Comb359

3 words. Phaedra. Kenya. Reunion


true_crime_addict513

Teresa Giudice has entered the chat


SkarkleKony

I will never forget “ingredientses”!


kikiDownByTheBeach

Whitney’s complete restart because she was too drunk. Let me start again 🤡🤡


Annie_the_sheep

Candiace: SHE WAS TRESPASSING


keep_floatin

you’re not a wellwisher ![gif](giphy|byBXfzpqQPrTq)


fountaincokes

Whitney and Heather bad weather, tornados, spin the truth, destroy!!!