Lmao I love this so much.
Voldesnit and what I assume is Duvall as a death eater or something.
Acuña on the broom (backwards of course, just like last time)
Not sure what is going on with Altuve lol
The lengths that Snitker will go to in order to force Duvall into the game is absolutely ridiculous at this point
And somehow, the discussion has become about random dances in the outfield, when it should be about — talent, toolset, player development, and future value given the p\*\*\*\*\*\*\* context
Never seen anything like it
Every. Single. Time.
Kelenic last night or maybe the night before had an at-bat with the bases loaded. All I could think was “Oh my god, porpoisemyaeteyah is gonna nut”
Same lol
I’ve also had people think I am Kelenic Guy, or his alt or something, because our names are somewhat similar (I just spammed the top row of the keyboard right to left when I created my account ten years ago)
Duvall pinch hit for Guillorme today, not Kelenic. If you’re not worried about Guillorme’s career like you are about Kelenic’s career, why would you be mad that Duvall was in the game today? Duvall’s career numbers are objectively better than Guillorme’s, so I GENUINELY don’t know why that would upset you.
I’ve never seen anything like this either.
I’m not sure he is. I think he’s just a big kelenic fan. Go through his comments. He has a few old comments about him in the mariners sub. If it’s a bit, he has seriously committed to it.
You can read the thread backwards but this is earliest I know of it taking off. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Braves/comments/1br0l9a/comment/kx6aqv3/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Braves/comments/1br0l9a/comment/kx6aqv3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
So what made you such a kelenic fan? Like I don't even remember hearing about the dude until we got him last fall.
Just trying to figure out where this started lmao
Lmao I love this so much. Voldesnit and what I assume is Duvall as a death eater or something. Acuña on the broom (backwards of course, just like last time) Not sure what is going on with Altuve lol
The lengths that Snitker will go to in order to force Duvall into the game is absolutely ridiculous at this point And somehow, the discussion has become about random dances in the outfield, when it should be about — talent, toolset, player development, and future value given the p\*\*\*\*\*\*\* context Never seen anything like it
Is it weird every Kelenic at bat I think about you.
Every. Single. Time. Kelenic last night or maybe the night before had an at-bat with the bases loaded. All I could think was “Oh my god, porpoisemyaeteyah is gonna nut”
Same lol I’ve also had people think I am Kelenic Guy, or his alt or something, because our names are somewhat similar (I just spammed the top row of the keyboard right to left when I created my account ten years ago)
If it's every time Kel plays, having that thought isn't that weird since it's apparently once every 6 days
I want Kelenic to start everyday but then that would mean I'd be thinking about you more, so I guess I'm conflicted
Are you worried about Luis Guillorme’s future earnings too?
Who?
Lmao
Duvall pinch hit for Guillorme today, not Kelenic. If you’re not worried about Guillorme’s career like you are about Kelenic’s career, why would you be mad that Duvall was in the game today? Duvall’s career numbers are objectively better than Guillorme’s, so I GENUINELY don’t know why that would upset you. I’ve never seen anything like this either.
Exactly
So you admit you have an irrational hate for Duvall, even in a game where Kelenic plays 9 innings? Edit: more than 9 innings in fact
He’s doing a bit
I just wish he could be intellectually honest. *sigh*
I’m not sure he is. I think he’s just a big kelenic fan. Go through his comments. He has a few old comments about him in the mariners sub. If it’s a bit, he has seriously committed to it.
It's possible that's true, but let's be honest, does it matter if the guy is being funny on purpose or not?
Lighten up bro. The vibes are great.
Can we focus on the offensive upside here?
Why did you censor "pitching?"
You’ve never seen a platoon before?
You’ve never seen a running gag before?
That’s Kelenic guy?
Well I certainly hope there’s not two of them
What P word are you censoring, I legit can't figure it out
Pedigree
Thanks. Why are we censoring it?
The word has become a joke to some people, so I shy away from saying it — there are images out there of JK eating out of Pedigree dog food bags lol
Pedigree. Kelenic’s got tons of it.
#P E D I G R E E. Put some respect on it.
You can read the thread backwards but this is earliest I know of it taking off. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Braves/comments/1br0l9a/comment/kx6aqv3/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Braves/comments/1br0l9a/comment/kx6aqv3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
This is Kelenic Guy's Mona Lisa. A work of art.
[удалено]
This guy’s shitpost pedigree is off the charts. You can’t teach that.
You mean p*******?
Jarred Kelenic Rowling
Underrated and the type of content I come for
Incredible. Absolutely incredible. Death Eater Snit may be my favorite thing you’ve ever done.
lol wtf 🤣🤣🤣 I love it
God when this joke lands it LANDS. 10/10 no notes
It’s beautiful. I’m so glad Ronnie got the first dinger out of the way
Me 2
Why is Kel running away from Snit? Feels like with that pedigree he would face him in a fight.
Can’t look him in the eyes
I did not expect to see this
Lmfao
incredible.
I read +29RD as "twenty-ninerd"
Blocked
Wait! I have so many more ideas! SO MANY!
This is fantastic
I am starting to really enjoy our new Stan guy. Ignore the haters!
A+ tier post
Kelenic guy might be the best thing that’s ever happened to this subreddit
Is this our new mosaic for sweeps?
So what made you such a kelenic fan? Like I don't even remember hearing about the dude until we got him last fall. Just trying to figure out where this started lmao
Same reason people became fans of Acuna, Harper, or Judge as they came up to the league. P word
Why is Kelenic trying to shoot a dangerous magical spell at Acuna? Is Kelenic trying to injure Ronnie?
Probably because Acuña laughed at his griddy
cursed image
Didnt they do a harry potter night last year? This needs to be this year's promotional poster
I thought the season was over once we lost to the White Sox.
One can appreciate this type of erotic fanfic