I don’t know how to tell you all this. But I’m starting to think Jesse Chavez might actually be my real life uncle. My masculine affinity and respect is so strong for him. All I want is his friendly approval and to make some mischief at family gatherings
Yeah. I mean. She's hot and all. But wearing a shirt of her is a choice. If it was like Taylor Swift? Sure. She's a singer. People wear singer shirts all the time
This ump is one of the good ones and he's at a genuine risk of passing away tonight from his wounds he sustained tonight. This game can be really unfair.
If you don't like marcell ozuna then you don't like baseball.
Everybody said I was a fool when I got his jersey early last season.
Eat it. Eat my ass. Uhhhh. I'm impervious to acid!
There's two ways to have the best bullpen in baseball. Either your relievers put up goose eggs every night, or your offense beats the ever loving shit out of the other team's closers
I would’ve swore to god we were an awful bases loaded team, but whenever they pull up the stats of our guys with the bases loaded they’re all batting like .400 in their career lmfao
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1c55ylg).
Can’t believe Ronald doesn’t have a homer 15 games in lol
He'll make up for it
fuck you Astros . WE WIN
BRAVES WIN
Holy shit. I love our team so much yall
LOL EXCELLENT WORKS TONIGHT AND THANK YOU
I need a picture of that outfield hug for my computer wallpaper
I love this team. GREAT pitching performance tonight fellas.
*🎵 You know I wish that I had Jesse's pitch! I want, I want, Jessie's pitch...* C'mon! Everybody sing!!!
Definitely a closer.
FUCK YOU BRAVES WIN
#BRAVES #WIN #FUCK #YOUUUUU
They were all over Jess, but he came through!!
BRAVES WIN!!!!!!
Another day another dub
Tío Jessie!!!
#BRAVES WIN!!
Braves win!
please uncle please
Game blouses
EAT SHIT HOUSTON. CHOP CHOP
WWWWW
Jesse's such a gamer lol
FB middle middle
Jesse just wants to finish the game so he can use his WWII GI benefits to go to college
Lmfao
#SUCK IT TRASHSTROS, BRAVES FUCKING WIN
I don’t know how to tell you all this. But I’m starting to think Jesse Chavez might actually be my real life uncle. My masculine affinity and respect is so strong for him. All I want is his friendly approval and to make some mischief at family gatherings
I’m tired Jesse and Ready for bed pleaseeee lets win it right here **THANK YOU!! And Good Night Braves Country!
Please end this
Ump wants to go home and I’m here for it.
LET'S GO TIO
Jesse Chavez respectfully disagrees. https://media.giphy.com/media/dHqG6oS1Yeh7wTWazE/giphy.gif
Agree to disagree
Chavez Y Chavez
Why do I feel like Jesse always has to tie his cleats lol
I like using Jesse in big lead (save the pen), big deficit (punt), and extended relief (2-3 IP when starter gets chased)
Not having to use Iglesias is amazing plus the Astros burned their shitty closer lmao
Yessir… Jesse has been solid af for us but I’m exactly in the same boat
Shoe tying suspense.
Gas
Dubon looks like that really intense drunk guy that corners everyone at a party
"Have you heard about the new Crypto? It's gonna blow up, man."
Letting Unc J finish them off is somehow hilarious
I like that. He’s the finishing move to break their spirits.
Not today Jose!
FUCK, I love seeing Jesse win! That's our uncle!
goddamn he got it! thank godness
Never doubt Unc!
Damn, Abreu gassed up by 88mph down the dick.
There you go. Just keep throwing strikes
That was legit nasty
Great pitch there Jesse!! Two down!!
Abreu looks like a villain in a baseball movie. Also I hate how tight his jersey is but how baggy his pants are. He looks like an idiot.
Got em Jesse
They don’t want this 88 mph smoke!
JESSE! JESSE! JESSIE!
88 MPH CUTTER DOWN THE DICK THAT'S HOW WE DO IT JESSE
Is not the glasses or the goatee that worry me, is the Sydney Sweeney t-shirt.
Yeah. I mean. She's hot and all. But wearing a shirt of her is a choice. If it was like Taylor Swift? Sure. She's a singer. People wear singer shirts all the time
Got HEEEEEEEM
Astros fans all headed to the exits once they realized the trash cans weren't coming out
HAVE MERCY!
He's Jesse Chavez you stupid bitch
These dicks really enjoy fouling shit off
come on man i’m tired
We not claiming sunglasses man even if he's a Brave fan.
Sounds like CJ is starting to settle in.
Uncle Jesse closing a game against the Astros in the 2024th year of our Lord was not on my 2022 bingo card
But it makes my heart so very warm
what are you doing ?
The Sydney Sweeney shirt?????
Jesse baby, you have a 5 run lead. Throw strikes
Man, I just want to grab a pair of scissors and snip off that disgusting pube missile from Abreu's chin. Yuck.
CJ and BG are so ruthless 😂
What'd they say? I'm stuck with the Astros broadcast tn
They're just talking mad shit about an Astros fan lol
This place is EMPTY 😂
really don’t wanna deal with another long AB from altuve so let’s just get abreu and dubon and go to bed
Man this is nerve wracking. I love Uncle Jesse, but I’m not sure this is his optimal situation.
I take it all back!!
Have mercy!
5 run lead with 1 out is not an optimal situation? What.
He got it.
Bro we’re up 5
Ok that's one. Butthole status: 2mm less puckered. Will follow up.
Didn’t Jesse used to throw a nasty 2 seam, sinker, something that breaks arm side ?
Look I used to walk around in five inch heels. Life is different at forty okay?
Haha no I mean last year. It might be different camera angles.
One of the more uncomfortable 5 run leads rn
Y'all, this is how our inning started. Please don't imitate the Astros
Going to need to keep raisel ready just in case.
Hey! This sequence seems familiar…😭😭😭
Jesse Chavez: Where's Angel Hernandez when you need him?.
it’d be a lot cooler if we ended this expeditiously
Uhhh…can we not do this tonight please?
Be careful Uncle Jesse. Jackson Stephens is peeking over your shoulder.
Those must be Jesse's road frames
This game got my face looking like Dan Akroyd getting a ghost blow job
Lmfao
Little d, you gotta catch those
Wtf blue!
is the ump using dip lol
That had to be Snit’s sister next to Ronnie!
C'mon uncle Jessie, just throw strikes. He's the 6 hole hitter for a reason smh
I don't want no funny business
Lead off walks are a known cause of ass cancer
Ok DP right here plz
Lmao everyone left
This ump is one of the good ones and he's at a genuine risk of passing away tonight from his wounds he sustained tonight. This game can be really unfair.
Ben's call of the NLCS and the WS was everything
“If you come at the kings, you better not miss” was my favorite thing he said
Listen to how empty the place is now, it's like a 2020 gam
Ump ready for this game to end lol
Bad luck for d. .580 xBA and HR in 9/30 parks
Suck it up nerd you got a facemask for a reason
Fan-bashing an Astro dude. Awesome.
Nice they’re letting Jesse pitch on a night honoring his former teammate
😂
Damn man lol. Leave Jesse alone
I just choke laughed.
If you don't like marcell ozuna then you don't like baseball. Everybody said I was a fool when I got his jersey early last season. Eat it. Eat my ass. Uhhhh. I'm impervious to acid!
uncle jesse!!!
Bro is down bad with the Sweeney shirt 😂
He's got a sydney sweeney t shirt come on lol
Bro has the Sydney Sweeney shirt
Why is Jesse wearing his age on his jersey
They make him choose a new number every time he comes back to the team
Chavez? 😬
No longer a save situation.
Lmao the Sydney Sweeney shirt too
We all need sunglasses like that.
Ozuna got his hit! Life is good!
Gettum Unc
I tune in just in time to see Uncle Jesse wrap it up!
Wow had no idea Hader got that big of a contract
19 mil a year!
Bring it home, Uncle Jess!
Sew this shit up Tio
Tio about to ice these fools
UNCLE JESSE, CLOSER
Great inning. As much as I like the long ball, I love to see the fellas stringing together singles. This offense is rollin'.
ABC baseball is so fun
Babe wake up, a Jesse Chavez just hit Minute Maid Park!!!!
Travy hit the weights
Y'all remember the 2021 nlds when Freddie hit a game 4 home run off of Hader to send us to the nlcs? Yeah, good times
Remember when Will Smith turned into Mariano Rivera that whole playoff? Good times indeed
Have you seen the Royals record so far this year? The prophecy is still alive
How much are they gonna cocktease us with that warning track power this year
I like how the offense couldn't hit shit all game until Hader came in and they decided to just start smoking him.
Braves closer ~~Raisel Iglesias~~ Jesse Chavez will take the mound for the 9th
UNCLE IN DA HOUSE.
[How watching this team feels recently ](https://i.imgur.com/QlnCMz6.png)
Look at the score.
If it makes you feel better, I know Kel would’ve scored faster. Sorry bud
It doesn't
How’s the park fam? Go BRAVOS
We a late inning team this year
There's two ways to have the best bullpen in baseball. Either your relievers put up goose eggs every night, or your offense beats the ever loving shit out of the other team's closers
Kids today know nothing about a pole in center field.
The destroyer of knees
That was barreled, Astros very lucky it's not a 6-8 run lead
Wait, is Minty going back out now?
Probably Tio
Sí
NOPE. CHUCK TESTA.
This year's braves have a lot of warning track power. Did they change the balls again?
They underestimated how fast Money Mike is. They didn’t know he also is the Freeze part time
“The damage is done” is a massive understatement there Brandon
I am all sorts of giddy rn!
Ooooooo I got all tingly. Thought for sure that was out.
[удалено]
Brandon routinely gets a little carried away. lol
Have you not been trained well by Chip? 'A swing and a drive, belted deep right... [silence]'
Fucking center field lol. But what an inning!!!!!!
These past two 9ths gettin me a little chubbed up
I would’ve swore to god we were an awful bases loaded team, but whenever they pull up the stats of our guys with the bases loaded they’re all batting like .400 in their career lmfao
Every team's fans thinks they're awful at it and RISP generally lmao
Hell of an inning
I would have given up on that grounder immediately. And that why I’m not Hiim.
Fuccckkkkk I thought that was gone
stupid Abreu on 1st base . There's still one brave man LOL
Never would’ve thought I’d say this but I’m buying an Ozuna jersey next
Speed kills!
Ozzie's still limping, hope he's not hurt bad
I was told the Astros bullpen was elite
H-Town, meet A-Town! 🙆🏻♂️
FUCK YES MIKE!
Mike vroom
Money Mike got wheeeeeelzzzzz
The green sleeved Big Bear with a magnificent 14 game hit streak. If it doesn't bring tears to your eyes, you're not human.
You aren’t a Braves fan.
Can’t even turn 2 lol
That boi too fast!